00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

aap just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Metal Hell

3,252,151 Views | 77,473 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-11 16:02:46


At 11/11/05 11:54 AM, duffeknol wrote:
At 11/11/05 11:12 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Amon Amarth is completely being overrun with little mallgoth kiddies :(
Fucking posers can't even name 3 albums >:(

WOW. Amon Amarth being in with the mall kiddies?! The only thing in with them here is Slipknot, Korn, Metallica, ect.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-11 16:30:41


At 11/11/05 04:02 PM, TehGaySatanist wrote: WOW. Amon Amarth being in with the mall kiddies?! The only thing in with them here is Slipknot, Korn, Metallica, ect.

Same here. I don't know any mallcore-kid who knows/likes Amon Amarth.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-11 16:36:19


At 11/11/05 03:30 AM, Coolyman wrote: Go Metallica !

lolno metallica is probaly the worst thing that ever happened to metal excluding system and slipknot. it braught a hole wave of "zomgMTEAL!!!!!!!" kids.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-11 16:39:22


At 11/11/05 04:36 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: lolno metallica is probaly the worst thing that ever happened to metal excluding system and slipknot. it braught a hole wave of "zomgMTEAL!!!!!!!" kids.

Well, I'd say Metallica was an even worse thing than System and Slipknot, because Metallica spawned bands like System and Slipknot.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-11 17:10:07


Hey, Duffeknol, do you like Aborym? Because I think they're fucking awesome.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 12:32:42


Bah...Been away. I never liked Damage Plan in the first place lol...They never were that good, and Dime was MUCH better in Pantera. Pantera was good...

I'm lucky, all the mallgoths around where I am dont even listen to metal. The hardest they go is Screamo (ha...)

Haven't heard much of Amon Amarth though...

Sometimes I wish I had something valuable to contribute to the conversation...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 13:40:43


At 11/11/05 05:10 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Hey, Duffeknol, do you like Aborym? Because I think they're fucking awesome.

I just downloaded some, not really my style, but it sounds damn fine if you ask me. Cool drums XD

And about the Amon Amarth mallcorians, it's seriously happening here. First only Cradle of Filth, Rammstein & Dimmu Borgir fell victim to the pink haired, 1 foot long, lollypop sucking emocore bitches, but now even the better bands like Amon, Vader, Nile and Deicide are being attacked. Don't get me wrong, it's good that they're getting into better music than crap, but they do it for the wrong reasons and to hide their noobness. They find some 'underground' bands on the web (even though I don't think Deicide n stuff is underground, at least not here(Netherlands, Europe)) and start annoying the older fans at their concerts. They usually do it just to boost their ego, and say they're into 'tr00 black' when they listened to Dimmu Borgir once. And if they choose to be into 'BRUTAWL DAETHH METAWL' they name bands like Arch Enemy, In Flames or Amon Amarth... fuck... they SO suck

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 14:35:24


At 11/12/05 01:40 PM, duffeknol wrote: And about the Amon Amarth mallcorians, it's seriously happening here. First only Cradle of Filth, Rammstein & Dimmu Borgir fell victim to the pink haired, 1 foot long, lollypop sucking emocore bitches, but now even the better bands like Amon, Vader, Nile and Deicide are being attacked. Don't get me wrong, it's good that they're getting into better music than crap, but they do it for the wrong reasons and to hide their noobness. They find some 'underground' bands on the web (even though I don't think Deicide n stuff is underground, at least not here(Netherlands, Europe)) and start annoying the older fans at their concerts. They usually do it just to boost their ego, and say they're into 'tr00 black' when they listened to Dimmu Borgir once. And if they choose to be into 'BRUTAWL DAETHH METAWL' they name bands like Arch Enemy, In Flames or Amon Amarth... fuck... they SO suck

Mallcorians here don't even know Cradle of Filth....their typical shit here is "Korn, Slipknot, Rammstein, Otep and new Metallica. I guess about 20 people(from 13000) in my town know Amon Amarth....

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 15:43:38


mallcore people in my area are usually into system,nirvana(nowere near metal) ,korn,cradle(nymphetamine usually),sometimes dimmu,and slipknot.

i deeply anticipate the death of mallcore


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 15:46:44


btw http://www.thegauntl..icle/1225/1959/.html

someone linked me to this erlier. =/ so prepare for the exploitation of black metal. this should creat a uprising of metal noobs getting into black meta...in my opinion a very.very,very bad thing.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 16:51:17


At 11/12/05 03:46 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: btw http://www.thegauntl..icle/1225/1959/.html

someone linked me to this erlier. =/ so prepare for the exploitation of black metal. this should creat a uprising of metal noobs getting into black meta...in my opinion a very.very,very bad thing.

Ah yeah, I heard about that! It's all over metal forums everywhere! The movie should be an interesting watch.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 22:21:19


Well about Metallica... early Metallica was musically pretty good, they always had a nice buildup, and a pretty cool song structure. But I just never really liked their music apart from some songs, because I don't give a shit about buildup and structure =P. It's the post-Blackalbum Metallic that spawned the crap-bands...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 22:53:40


At 11/12/05 10:21 PM, duffeknol wrote: Well about Metallica... early Metallica was musically pretty good, they always had a nice buildup, and a pretty cool song structure. But I just never really liked their music apart from some songs, because I don't give a shit about buildup and structure =P. It's the post-Blackalbum Metallic that spawned the crap-bands...

Any non-eighties metallica sucks. Period. The rest is commercial for the sake of money. I dont fault bands for trying to reach a wider audience, but for cash alone is pathetic (yeah, I know they gotta eat too, but come on, CDs are ridiculously expensive, even metal ones). Plus Cliff Burton died, and that took a lot from the band. Still, I like thier older stuff...They have some good songs. But are they as good as the godlike status says they are? Nope.

Goatchrist, a specific question: How much better is Behemoth's Zos Kia Cultus than Demigod? Because I got Demigod and I love it, but I've heard from numerous websites that ZKC is better than Demigod, and I figured you'd be the person to ask.

That's open to everyone else too : ). Just wanna know before I buy anything. Damn, too many good cds....

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-12 23:34:25


At 11/12/05 10:53 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote:



Goatchrist, a specific question: How much better is Behemoth's Zos Kia Cultus than Demigod? Because I got Demigod and I love it, but I've heard from numerous websites that ZKC is better than Demigod, and I figured you'd be the person to ask.

Be a dead and instead of getting ZKC get From the Pagan Vastlands... or ...And the Forests Dream Eternally or Grom or Sventevith (storming the baltic). Trust me on this one ;


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 00:40:36


Well sundays (tommrow) bodom and there already sold out and I have no ticket NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 05:20:36


At 11/12/05 10:53 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Goatchrist, a specific question: How much better is Behemoth's Zos Kia Cultus than Demigod? Because I got Demigod and I love it, but I've heard from numerous websites that ZKC is better than Demigod, and I figured you'd be the person to ask.

That's open to everyone else too : ). Just wanna know before I buy anything. Damn, too many good cds....

Zos Kia Cultus is VERY good, but in my opinion Demigod is so much better. If i was you, i would buy zos kia cultus first, becos listening to demigod 1st, fucks all the other albums up for you..(well it did for me anyway)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 05:55:56


At 11/12/05 10:53 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Goatchrist, a specific question: How much better is Behemoth's Zos Kia Cultus than Demigod? Because I got Demigod and I love it, but I've heard from numerous websites that ZKC is better than Demigod, and I figured you'd be the person to ask.

It's difficult to say, really. Riff-wise, I'd say that Demigod is better. The riffs on Demigod just crush and are still catchy, but I think the vocal delivery was better on ZKC. Both rule, but I guess i like Demigod a little more. Thelema.6 is their best, IMO, though :)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 10:01:23


At 11/11/05 04:36 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 11/11/05 03:30 AM, Coolyman wrote: Go Metallica !
lolno metallica is probaly the worst thing that ever happened to metal excluding system and slipknot. it braught a hole wave of "zomgMTEAL!!!!!!!" kids.

LOL I was laughing my ass off when I read 'zomgMTEAL!!' hahahaaaa!!!!

i deeply anticipate the death of mallcore

so do I... so do I...

someone linked me to this erlier. =/ so prepare for the exploitation of black metal. this should creat a uprising of metal noobs getting into black meta...in my opinion a very.very,very bad thing.

'zomgTeh_blackmtealz0rz!!'

yea.. definitely sounds like it'll suck.. *sigh*

will make a nice movie though.. but considering 'Lords of Chaos' really exaggerated so much stuff, we'll see a bunch of lies too.... although they better display Euro eating's Dead's brains

to X_Imperium_X: I REALLY like ZKC a lot more.. although as GoatChrist says, Demigod has a bit better riffage.. but the whole feeling of ZKC is what got me

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 10:43:04


At 11/13/05 10:01 AM, setsuna956 wrote:

will make a nice movie though.. but considering 'Lords of Chaos' really exaggerated so much stuff, we'll see a bunch of lies too.... although they better display Euro eating's Dead's brains

euro is being played by brad pitt. and dead is being played by bruce willis...damn this will be a swell movie.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 12:09:20


At 11/13/05 10:43 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: euro is being played by brad pitt. and dead is being played by bruce willis...damn this will be a swell movie.

with Stallone as Hellhammer, Hugh Jackman as Grishnackh...

who cares to continue? we need someone as Snorre, NecroButcher, Maniac, Attila, Samoth, Ihsahn, Faust, Abbath, Demonaz, Fenriz, Nocturno Culto, etc..

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 12:22:52


At 11/13/05 10:43 AM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 11/13/05 10:01 AM, setsuna956 wrote:

will make a nice movie though.. but considering 'Lords of Chaos' really exaggerated so much stuff, we'll see a bunch of lies too.... although they better display Euro eating's Dead's brains
euro is being played by brad pitt. and dead is being played by bruce willis...damn this will be a swell movie.

seriously? Omg sounds like a commercial movie. I want the dudes played by unknowns... Keep it a kvlt movie.

Also, it seems the only person who says that "Lords of Chaos" (the book) is full of lies is Varg Vikernes, and he's an asshole. He's just mad that the book made him seem like an asshole (which he is.) Seriously. In every interview I've read about him he's the biggest asshole I've ever heard of.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 13:13:29


This week I bought two CD's, Hellfire Club by the band Edguy, which is one of my favorites bands.

I bought the Live Album of Slipknot, because I really like the way that they make the people move and participate in the show. Thats the reason why I still like slipknot even If now I listen to much more better bands than them.

Anyway goodbye kids.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 14:17:34


I think the metal-archives is gone... It hasn't been up in a couple days... I'm worried :*( that would suck...


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 14:59:48


At 11/13/05 02:17 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I think the metal-archives is gone... It hasn't been up in a couple days... I'm worried :*( that would suck...

yes it would suck...


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 15:58:23


At 11/13/05 02:17 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I think the metal-archives is gone... It hasn't been up in a couple days... I'm worried :*( that would suck...

Yeah, that would be horrible. Just finished writing two reviews for it a few days ago...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 16:11:13


Anyone like Behexen? I went to hear them in Germany lately. THEY WERE AMAZING! I mean they were much better than most of the known extreme metal bands...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 17:11:02


At 11/13/05 04:11 PM, Lykaki wrote: Anyone like Behexen? I went to hear them in Germany lately. THEY WERE AMAZING! I mean they were much better than most of the known extreme metal bands...

Welcome to the Hell....and yes, I've heard some of their stuff. The Flames Of Blasphemer is my favorite song by them. Raw black metal!!

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 17:17:14


At 11/13/05 04:11 PM, Lykaki wrote: Anyone like Behexen? I went to hear them in Germany lately. THEY WERE AMAZING! I mean they were much better than most of the known extreme metal bands...

Trooness
And more nice bands in your favourite bandlist on your profile too, what else you into?

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 20:19:35


At 11/13/05 12:22 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: seriously? Omg sounds like a commercial movie. I want the dudes played by unknowns... Keep it a kvlt movie.

Also, it seems the only person who says that "Lords of Chaos" (the book) is full of lies is Varg Vikernes, and he's an asshole. He's just mad that the book made him seem like an asshole (which he is.) Seriously. In every interview I've read about him he's the biggest asshole I've ever heard of.

not really dude, I mean, sure Varg is pompous and all.. but still, I've read the book, and it focuses more on making it all look satanic and evil, which feels just as nice as it feels like it's overly exaggerated

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 20:22:38


You know what was cool? Last year at Wacken Open Air, there was this german guy reading the book out loud in the most hilarious way possible near the 39472398 feet long queue to the toilets =P
Never had so much fun holding my crapper closed XD