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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 13:51:26


At long last, congrats Nev!

At 11/7/10 05:16 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 11/7/10 08:50 AM, Bahamut wrote: Is there a particular reason why you're leaving me out?
Cause you already are a mod >:( Stop taking all the honors !!!

But I do a good job!

Like Bahamuth said

Funny enough, Goatchrist made the same typo ages ago.

At 11/7/10 07:52 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I'm just dropping in to officially take my name out of the running for any sort of potential horseman position.

In that case, I vote for AniMetal.

At 11/7/10 08:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Nev is horseman. Y'all can vote for who should replace Idio. I vote for Bahamut. Let's give Bill a Chance.

How does the end of 2010 sound to you?

At 11/8/10 09:48 AM, Nev wrote:
At 11/8/10 05:53 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Bands or artists with a shitty fanbase?
Pantera
Pantera
Pantera
Pantera

As a matter of fact, this. I've recalled many arrogant Pantera fans. Some even insisted they were the fastest band ever...

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 13:57:44


At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: for every stereotypical hardass metalhead, there's ten kids whose lives have centered around dungeons and dragons, computer software and 4chan since they were twelve.

I know what you're talking about. Usually it's just shit power metal or stuff that's ridiculously over-exposed.

As far as annoying fans, there's the usual shit. Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Metallica, Pantera, bands that aren't metal but their fans think they are, ect. I'm also finding myself hating a lot of people that are younger than me. A lot of them just seem to be walking stereotypes and like they think they're the greatest thing ever because they listen to deathcore and other shit mainstream stuff. Plus, morons on last.fm that try and troll the fans of bands they don't like and are fucking terrible at it yet still act like they're funny as hell or that they're pissing people off to the point that they're smashing their keyboards.

Also, Sam Dunn. Fucking poser making documentaries about something he knows nothing about. Yes, Sam. Cradle of Filth is totally Norwegian black metal. Fuckwit.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 14:28:04


At 11/8/10 01:57 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: for every stereotypical hardass metalhead, there's ten kids whose lives have centered around dungeons and dragons, computer software and 4chan since they were twelve.
I know what you're talking about. Usually it's just shit power metal or stuff that's ridiculously over-exposed.

As much as I love power metal, this is something I've noticed. Even if that's the case, at least we're getting more metal fans. I may look "nerdy" but I'm into metal because I love the music. Anyone who's taking an interest in metal (the right ones, that is) should be welcomed.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 15:26:47


At 11/8/10 01:57 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
Also, Sam Dunn. Fucking poser making documentaries about something he knows nothing about. Yes, Sam. Cradle of Filth is totally Norwegian black metal. Fuckwit.

Also Opeth is stoner metal, Rush is progressive metal, Accept is power metal, and Sodom is death metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 15:34:27


At 11/8/10 03:26 PM, DeIirium wrote:

Also Opeth is stoner metal

I don't hear any stoner metal in any of the songs i heard from them, they're more like a proggy metal band and post-rock.


Rush is progressive metal,

progressive ROCK


Accept is power metal

No they 're not, that band is classic heavy metal.


Sodom is death metal.

well i never listened to them so idk


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 15:36:07


Oh shit! my bad, i didn't know you were being sarcastic. Diseregard that last post, my mistake :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 15:56:03


At 11/8/10 01:57 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
Also, Sam Dunn. Fucking poser making documentaries about something he knows nothing about. Yes, Sam. Cradle of Filth is totally Norwegian black metal. Fuckwit.

But I love Sam Dunn. :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 17:06:52


At 11/8/10 12:44 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Melo Death faggots, they're annoying but me.

I think we are the only two melo death faggots \m/


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 17:18:52


At 11/8/10 05:06 PM, rockereaper wrote:
At 11/8/10 12:44 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Melo Death faggots, they're annoying but me.
I think we are the only two melo death faggots \m/

There's no need to call yourselves faggots.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 17:57:43


At 11/8/10 05:18 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 11/8/10 05:06 PM, rockereaper wrote:
At 11/8/10 12:44 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Melo Death faggots, they're annoying but me.
I think we are the only two melo death faggots \m/
There's no need to call yourselves faggots.

But we are faggots, because melo is... melo... and cute, and pink... and gay... I want to create a Glam Melodic Death Metal band. So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 18:26:37


At 11/8/10 05:57 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote:
But we are faggots, because melo is... melo... and cute, and pink... and gay... I want to create a Glam Melodic Death Metal band. So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag

ok man if its true all you say you are alone


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 18:41:49


At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
also, what's up with nerds and geeks and dorks getting into metal?

I've seen that happening too, but the cases ive seen it started off with shitty -core bands than they start listening to all these "metal covers of megaman and mario kart" off youtube.
somehow this makes them think they are metal heads... with their stupid haircuts and V necks /rage

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 19:05:33


At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: also, what's up with nerds and geeks and dorks getting into metal? i feel like for every stereotypical hardass metalhead, there's ten kids whose lives have centered around dungeons and dragons, computer software and 4chan since they were twelve. maybe this is just something i see where i live, but from what i can see, many "nerdy" guys somehow get into listening to metal in their high school years.

Hey, I take offense to that. I was one of those "nerdy" guys who got into metal in high school. I dunno how I got into it, but I was a nerd long before I got into metal. Maybe these nerds you are referring to got into it because of Guitar Hero, cuz thats a nerdy thing to do.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 19:49:26


I used to be proper nerdy (ok I still am but I was way worse), my first metal band was Dragonforce, enough said you might say, but I still love them :3 They were my gateway band, from there I went to Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, All That Remains, Killswitch Engage, Dream Theater etc etc.

Also I just got back from seeing For Today and Winds Of Plague, was such an amazing gig, met Johnny from WoP and he singed my album covers :3 I was the only one right up the right of the tiny venue screaming along with him, had a fucking good time.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 22:47:30


At 11/8/10 06:28 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: So Duff, have you heard new Agalloch yet?

I know it leaked, but I didn't go for the leaked album. I listenned to one of the tracks though. The one they released, of course. I can wait for the official release. Agalloch is one of these bands, for which I could wait, only because holding the cd case in my hands, open it, place the cd in my cd player, and enjoy the music is going to be an enjoyable experience.

At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: this isn't really a band fanbase, but some of my least favorite fans are these guys: those dudes that have been listening to cannibal corpse and nile and dying fetus or suffocation for a few months and think that death metal is THE HEAVIEST SHIT EVER. god, those guys are fucking annoying. i'm not gonna judge you if you like entry-level death metal, but if you're gonna talk on and on about how brutal it is, i think i'll judge you.

Haha! Yeah! I know that kind of people :P And while I understand what you mean. I really got to ask why most people in here find the need to fight back anytime someone says something about DM being the heaviest genre ever? I mean, I know how drone and doom can be way more heavy. But isn't DM one of the most heavy and agressive genre anyway?


also, what's up with nerds and geeks and dorks getting into metal? i feel like for every stereotypical hardass metalhead, there's ten kids whose lives have centered around dungeons and dragons, computer software and 4chan since they were twelve. maybe this is just something i see where i live, but from what i can see, many "nerdy" guys somehow get into listening to metal in their high school years.

These people exist.. of course. Just look around internet... Lurk around or type "DragonForce Fanclub" or "DragonForce Forum", and you'll get plenty of results (I suppose). Most of the guys you'll find on these websites are D&D freaks who fantasy on Elves.

At 11/8/10 01:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: As a matter of fact, this. I've recalled many arrogant Pantera fans. Some even insisted they were the fastest band ever...

I did mention Pantera before Nev, you know that, right? :P
And for a groove metal band... that's probably one of the most stupid statements I've ever heard...

At 11/8/10 03:26 PM, DeIirium wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:57 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
Also, Sam Dunn. Fucking poser making documentaries about something he knows nothing about. Yes, Sam. Cradle of Filth is totally Norwegian black metal. Fuckwit.
Also Opeth is stoner metal, Rush is progressive metal, Accept is power metal, and Sodom is death metal.

The guy is lame... He included Slipknot in the metal genre... No one should ever bother with this fool.

At 11/8/10 05:57 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: But we are faggots, because melo is... melo... and cute, and pink... and gay... I want to create a Glam Melodic Death Metal band. So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag

Kalmah wouldn't agree.

At 11/8/10 10:43 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, Pantera, Your Demise (in fact pretty much all hardcore bands), Dream Theater etc etc.

Also I vote for Duff too :3

So that is four votes for me :)
I'm so in love with you guys -<3

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-08 23:48:51


At 11/8/10 05:17 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: They are disbanded? How come?

They didn't say.

At 11/8/10 05:57 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag

Alexi Laiho already beat you to it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 02:36:25


At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: also, what's up with nerds and geeks and dorks getting into metal?

I know I wasn't a nerd in highschool. Still not a nerd now. And I know I'm not one of the typical hardass dudes either.

I wonder what stereotype I'd fit under?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 03:16:55


At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: this isn't really a band fanbase, but some of my least favorite fans are these guys: those dudes that have been listening to cannibal corpse and nile and dying fetus or suffocation for a few months and think that death metal is THE HEAVIEST SHIT EVER.

I think a lot is down to how you actually view it. I can see why people do think that type of DM is really brutal, but it me its always sounded so fake (for lack of a better term). You can go on to say that the more obscure BDM is heavier but to me it just sounds even more phoney.
But after listening to Dystopia, Carcass and early Exodus I've found that I think that stuff is the most brutal, just because of how raw and genuinely aggressive it feels. But you're going to get that when your lyrics are 'Break into a scientists lab, vivisect the fucker, stab him to death' and 'bang your head against the stage' as opposed to 'I spunk in their dismembered .... yawn....'

And I would of loved to have grown up in America around the time Thrash and Death (not the genre, just Death) took off.

also, what's up with nerds and geeks and dorks getting into metal?

Is that really an issue that can be raised on this forum? This is Newgrounds, after all.

i feel like for every stereotypical hardass metalhead, there's ten kids whose lives have centered around dungeons and dragons, computer software and 4chan since they were twelve. maybe this is just something i see where i live, but from what i can see, many "nerdy" guys somehow get into listening to metal in their high school years.

It'll be that whole outsider thing.
But I reckon that a much larger majority of Metalheads are nerds than your hard ass bearded blokes. Maybe theres a lot of nerds with beards but the image of the biker dudes who beat the shit out of hippies always come to mind when I think of Classic Rock more than Metal. Sure they've probably crossed over somewhere when they were drinking shots off Lemmys testicles, but I don't think they'd look upon you favourably if you played them some Blotted Science.

At 11/8/10 01:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: As a matter of fact, this. I've recalled many arrogant Pantera fans. Some even insisted they were the fastest band ever...

That Pantera fan I met letting me slap him in the face as hard as I could when drunk was one of the best moments of my life.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 03:29:59


At 11/6/10 04:38 PM, JaY11 wrote: What's everyone's favourite metal guitar solo?

Chuck's solo in Moment of Clarity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3nwmcj5L 54
Behemoth-The Nephilim Rising
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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 12:02:48


At 11/8/10 06:26 PM, rockereaper wrote:
At 11/8/10 05:57 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote:
But we are faggots, because melo is... melo... and cute, and pink... and gay... I want to create a Glam Melodic Death Metal band. So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag
ok man if its true all you say you are alone

Jus' kiddin' dude chill out! Melo is pretty fucking gay anyway... but I love it. Insomnium, Children of Bodom, Dark Tranquillity, Amon Amarth, Old In Flames... all gay, but fucking sexy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 12:13:45


At 11/8/10 11:48 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 11/8/10 05:57 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag
Alexi Laiho already beat you to it.

True... that's why I love Children of Bodom so much, but I will make pure Glam Melodeath, pure!

Sorry for double post

Also for all behemoth fans and people who care, A bone marrow donor for Nergal was found!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 13:02:09


At 11/8/10 10:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: As a matter of fact, this. I've recalled many arrogant Pantera fans. Some even insisted they were the fastest band ever...
I did mention Pantera before Nev, you know that, right? :P

Yes but not only did you mention many fanbases, Nev expressed them to an extent that has to be agreed with.

And for a groove metal band... that's probably one of the most stupid statements I've ever heard...

Got that right.

At 11/9/10 03:16 AM, Nev wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: As a matter of fact, this. I've recalled many arrogant Pantera fans. Some even insisted they were the fastest band ever...
That Pantera fan I met letting me slap him in the face as hard as I could when drunk was one of the best moments of my life.

You sure you weren't too drunk? :P

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 13:56:14


At 11/9/10 01:02 PM, Bahamut wrote: You sure you weren't too drunk? :P

No way could I consider that "too drunk."

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 13:56:46


At 11/8/10 10:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And for a groove metal band... that's probably one of the most stupid statements I've ever heard...

Naaaaaaaah! Groove Metal makes sense for bands like Pantera, Machine Head and Lamb of God. Because in fact... it's fucking groovy...

At 11/8/10 03:26 PM, DeIirium wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:57 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 11/8/10 01:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
Also, Sam Dunn. Fucking poser making documentaries about something he knows nothing about. Yes, Sam. Cradle of Filth is totally Norwegian black metal. Fuckwit.
Also Opeth is stoner metal, Rush is progressive metal, Accept is power metal, and Sodom is death metal.
The guy is lame... He included Slipknot in the metal genre... No one should ever bother with this fool.

But I don't know why... I love him.

At 11/8/10 05:57 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: But we are faggots, because melo is... melo... and cute, and pink... and gay... I want to create a Glam Melodic Death Metal band. So I want to be the Glammy Melodeath Fag
Kalmah wouldn't agree.

Hey Kalmah boy, which Kalmah album may I listen to?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 14:45:18


Everybody should be voting for Idio's replacement.

At 11/7/10 09:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I thought only Goatchrist can appoint new horsemen.

Yeah, well he hasn't been around in a long time and I'm apparently the only active one since Idio said he's out. So, Nev is now a horseman. there.

so, vote, guys.

At 11/8/10 01:51 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 11/7/10 08:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Nev is horseman. Y'all can vote for who should replace Idio. I vote for Bahamut. Let's give Bill a Chance.
How does the end of 2010 sound to you?

Sure. Let's give him until New Years' Day.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 15:14:19


You know what gets to me? When people paint DM as a genre filled with sterile, Cannibal Corpse-esque bands obsessed with gore and brutality.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 17:02:34


At 11/9/10 02:45 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: so, vote, guys.

I vote for whomever the majority votes for. It really doesn't matter to me.

At 11/9/10 03:14 PM, Dalnaki wrote: You know what gets to me? When people paint DM as a genre filled with sterile, Cannibal Corpse-esque bands obsessed with gore and brutality.

Death to brutal death metal.

Honestly in terms of metal that's one of the most common arguments I get into with people that don't listen to it. They think all death metal sounds like Cannibal Corpse and when you show them stuff that doesn't they think it's some kind of rare mutated exception and that there can't be more than a handful of bands that sound like that.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 17:06:02


At 11/9/10 03:14 PM, Dalnaki wrote: You know what gets to me? When people paint DM as a genre filled with sterile, Cannibal Corpse-esque bands obsessed with gore and brutality.

I know what you mean. Anyone who has dug themselves a little place into their nest of mainstream music seems to have that view on death metal. Rather annoying indeed.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 17:38:40


At 11/9/10 03:14 PM, Dalnaki wrote: You know what gets to me? When people paint DM as a genre filled with sterile, Cannibal Corpse-esque bands obsessed with gore and brutality.

I just leave them be. If they think that way, they're not the kind of people we want to listen to death metal. I was put off death metal because of Cannibal Corpse (mostly for myself feeling they don't have a great variety in their music) but I was willing to look further into death metal. Same goes for black metal, really. Didn't really like Burzum but I gave the genre a better chance and found some great stuff as a result.

At 11/9/10 05:02 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 11/9/10 02:45 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: so, vote, guys.
I vote for whomever the majority votes for. It really doesn't matter to me.

It could be a tie.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-11-09 18:38:23


Since we're on this topic, do you know what really annoys me? People who are into the more "popular" metal bands, like Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Judas Priest, Dream Theater, Black Sabbath, Mastodon, etc., etc., and they think they are SO FUCKING METAL!!!! They think they listen to the heaviest shit ever and they think they are so into metal. Yet they don't know of gems that you can find if you just barely scratch the surface, like Death, Behemoth, Voivod, Symphony X, Budgie, Kreator, and other greats.


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