At 10/18/10 11:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
Man... sorry Ponos, but your ex is a fucking slut...
This is true. She has fucked me around so bad. She is now really pissed off at me because we broke up and she got a boyfriend so I was lonely and I went and made out with this girl at a party that was checking me out, then when my ex and me started getting friendly and making up and we were probably going to get back together, she went through my phone sents, started crying because I was talking to this girl ages ago, because I had been ignoring her, and I dropped the bomb that I kissed her at a party.
Now she hates me because I promised her I wouldn't go near this particular girl but I had forgotten about this seeing as I was drunk, and I just plain forgot I made that promise. Now I'm this hell bad guy who breaks promises and she hates me.
Then I found out she fucked this guy when we were broken up four times, and I said hey, we're even, you never told me about that and he was my mate (I never see him but we were friendly). She was all friendly, and needed a ride home. I GAVE HER A FIFTY DOLLAR NOTE TO GET HOME AND SO SHED BE WILLING TO MAKE UP WITH ME AND SHE STILL HATES ME.
Now I've asked her out to dinner on Saturday night, because it's our one year anniversary but we're broken up and she has another boyfriend and she hates me! It's the weirdest fucking shit ever.
But I butt fuck her, and I don't wanna lose that. She says I'm a terrible person, that I'm awful and I lie and break promises and shit but in reality I'm good I'm really damn nice they're just all these little mistakes I've made.
Everyone I know thinks she's fucked and I deserve better. But she goes anal, they just don't know how good that is. And I would have to find someone to fuck if I lost her, and god damn she made me tell this girl I made out with and wanted to fuck me to fuck off, so now I've burned that bridge and can't go there, and I was totally in. Just because she hates her! She wants to beat this person up because I kissed her.
Fucking hate my girlfriend, she needs to totally get fucked in the ass again Saturday night. So I need to make shit go smooth at dinner, and I've never gone to dinner with a bitch.
I have not gone to dinner with a bitch to a restuarant with no one but us so I'm completely unexperienced.
My girlfriend is FUCKED. FUUUUUUUUUUU-