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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 14:46:29


At 9/22/10 03:08 PM, Bahamut wrote: Wow, I think I criminally overlooked Accept's new album. I wasn't expecting much from these guys with the absence of Udo but when I heard the first six tracks, it turned out to be better than expected. I'm really liking Teutonic Terror. I have to pick this album up next time I'm in town.

Yeah, it's surprisingly good.

Also apparently the newer singer doesn't suck live.

At 9/22/10 01:14 PM, Dalnaki wrote: I know most of you here probably don't even know who Autopsy is, but have any of you heard the new Autopsy EP yet? Shit kills. Chris Reifert never disappoints.

Autopsy HEADLINED maryland deathfest this year, they're not anywhere as underground as you think...


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 15:26:03


At 9/23/10 02:46 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 9/22/10 01:14 PM, Dalnaki wrote: I know most of you here probably don't even know who Autopsy is, but have any of you heard the new Autopsy EP yet? Shit kills. Chris Reifert never disappoints.
Autopsy HEADLINED maryland deathfest this year, they're not anywhere as underground as you think...

I never said they were underground. What I meant was most of the people don't know anything about death metal past Death, Obituary, Morbid Angel, and Behemoth. Besides, of course they were headliners. Autopsy not headlining would be a travesty. Anyway. Fuck that. Listen to the EP.

My Corpse Shall Rise. That is all.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 15:32:50


At 9/21/10 01:05 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 9/19/10 04:45 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys !!! If you have some time, why don't you stop by MetalArchives and go read my review for Blotted Science's album :)
I gave your review a read and I liked what you said about the album. It's straight to the point and I'm now told even more to check the album out.

Well thanks man :)

At 9/22/10 05:31 PM, RubyAussieChick wrote:

Good, well, slipknot might not be liked by everyone here, but I can see Slayer which most likely fits perfecty into this :)

Welcome in the club-
what about Avenged sevenfold and Bring Me The Horizon ?

Fuck these Screamo-pop-core douchebags

At 9/22/10 05:44 PM, hypersomniax wrote:
Lol no. Replace with Origin, Benighted, and Deivos.

Fuck yeah !! Man! Does this guy know what he's talkinga about :)

At 9/23/10 12:58 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
Also, OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT IT'S KILLING ME

This album's cover is messing with my eyes :P
What is that band anyway? Care to give some infos?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 16:08:15


At 9/23/10 07:47 AM, RubyAussieChick wrote:

Whoa whoa whoa lets not hate here ....i LOVE heavy metal....such as Canibal corpse, deicide, Cradle of filth...BUT ALSO love metal as a general.....i just stated my favourites lol ^_^

You only have 8 posts shut up. I feel we shouldn't accept n00b members untill they reach at least 100 posts for plan stupidity.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 16:21:17


At 9/23/10 04:08 PM, smeagol1 wrote: You only have 8 posts shut up. I feel we shouldn't accept n00b members untill they reach at least 100 posts for plan stupidity.

I say 5,000 posts.

Anyway i'm seeing Immolation, Vader, Abigail Williams, Lecherous Nocturne and some local bands on the 2nd.

The only band I really know is Vader, recommend me one or two good albums by all four other bands please. ;)


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 16:28:41


I think we should scrap the 10 bands rule and only let people in who aren't smeagol.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 16:41:39


At 9/23/10 04:21 PM, AniMetal wrote:
Anyway i'm seeing Immolation, Vader, Abigail Williams, Lecherous Nocturne and some local bands on the 2nd.

The only band I really know is Vader, recommend me one or two good albums by all four other bands please. ;)

Fucking jealous. Abigail Williams only has like two albums, one of which is an LP (unless they put out a new one that I overlooked, which is quite possible), but their CD is In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns which is pretty good imo.

Plus the keyboardest on that album is hella hot.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 17:01:48


At 9/23/10 04:28 PM, Nev wrote: I think we should scrap the 10 bands rule and only let people in who aren't smeagol.

<3 love you too Nev.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 17:23:20


At 9/22/10 01:14 PM, Dalnaki wrote: new Autopsy EP

I haven't listened to anything after Mental Funeral but I'll check it out if I can get my hands on it.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 18:58:42


At 9/23/10 04:21 PM, AniMetal wrote: Anyway i'm seeing Immolation, Vader, Abigail Williams, Lecherous Nocturne and some local bands on the 2nd.

The only band I really know is Vader, recommend me one or two good albums by all four other bands please. ;)

Don't bother with Abigail Williams. For Immolation: Pretty much anything by them is gold. Recommendations: Dawn of Possession, Here in After, and Close to a World Below.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 20:46:30


At 9/23/10 04:21 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 9/23/10 04:08 PM, smeagol1 wrote: You only have 8 posts shut up. I feel we shouldn't accept n00b members untill they reach at least 100 posts for plan stupidity.
I say 5,000 posts.

Anyway i'm seeing Immolation, Vader, Abigail Williams, Lecherous Nocturne and some local bands on the 2nd.

Dude !! Where do you live? It seems that every single time I think about going to a show, a week before this show happens in Montreal, you get to see them :P

Seems like every tour follows the same path. And it seems that every show you want to see, seems to interest me a lot :)

Talking about Abigail Williams, Metal Archives has accepted my review for their album In The Shadow Of A Thousand Suns !!!!

I'm so fucking happy :)

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 21:05:35


At 9/23/10 04:28 PM, Nev wrote: I think we should scrap the 10 bands rule and only let people in who aren't smeagol.

Anybody that has the potential to become/already is an elitist prick, should be turned away immediately.

Also anybody who can't grasp the fact everyone is entitled to their opinions and different tastes in music.

Also, I think we should just turn EVERYONE away, and make this place so kvlt and underground, that NOBODY posts here. Ever.

not targeting anyone, just trying to make some lulz

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 21:42:28


ELITEISM IS THE FUTURE!!!!! trolololol But seriously less than 100 post members should be turned away. Thats how the zombie survival crew went to hell when it was choked full of fucking know it all n00bs. They made all the elder reasonable members leave.

now sacrafice me so i be reborn as the antichrist.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 22:15:08


College is cool. There are tons of metalheads and I've seen a lot of good metal shirts, and a lot of people have recognized my shirts.

At 9/23/10 12:58 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT IT'S KILLING ME

HNNNNNNNG

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-23 22:34:44


At 9/23/10 09:05 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Also, I think we should just turn EVERYONE away, and make this place so kvlt and underground, that NOBODY posts here. Ever.

We're probably the most popular club on Newgrounds though, so we're already a bunch of sellouts :P.

We should totally start a new club, post a couple of poorly structured sentences and watch the respect of our peers roll in.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 07:03:14


I'm not asking you to tell me how you feel, I'm not asking you to grow up. Not anymore. At first I thought we could get by on love. But you know what? Love doesn't text you back when you send a message saying I need you. Love doesn't call me when I'm crying and you're not there for me. Love doesn't sit down at Christmas lunch and meet my parents. Love doesn't keep my secrets, or try for me, or understand the importance of us. That was supposed to be you. It was meant to come down to your actions. Well, I've had it. Too many chances have been given on either side and if we can't even be friends then I'm just going to walk.

We're breaking up I'm pretty damn sure.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 07:15:27


That post was so not metal. Sorry. Reccomend me some music that will make the pain go away.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 10:55:55


At 9/22/10 07:54 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/21/10 02:29 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Is there any must get Meshuggah album?
Chaosphere has their best song on (New Millenium Cyanide Christ) so thats one to try.

I agree, and Chaosphere is one of my favourite albums now, I like every song on it, but it's difficult to stand the beggining of Concatenation. And Elastic is just genius.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 10:57:16


At 9/23/10 03:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/22/10 05:31 PM, RubyAussieChick wrote:

Good, well, slipknot might not be liked by everyone here, but I can see Slayer which most likely fits perfecty into this :)

Welcome in the club-
what about Avenged sevenfold and Bring Me The Horizon ?
Fuck these Screamo-pop-core douchebags

Dude, just tell him it's not metal and you don't like it, let him like whatever the hell he wants, why so much hate?

At 9/24/10 07:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: That post was so not metal. Sorry. Reccomend me some music that will make the pain go away.

Totalselfhatred, Thy light, Marblebog, Shining, Make a change... Kill yourself


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 12:41:39


At 9/24/10 10:57 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote:
At 9/23/10 03:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/22/10 05:31 PM, RubyAussieChick wrote:

Good, well, slipknot might not be liked by everyone here, but I can see Slayer which most likely fits perfecty into this :)

Welcome in the club-
what about Avenged sevenfold and Bring Me The Horizon ?
Fuck these Screamo-pop-core douchebags
Dude, just tell him it's not metal and you don't like it, let him like whatever the hell he wants, why so much hate?

Bvt it's still not kvlt enovgh vor the kvlt klvb.
This sentence serves no purpose.
Also, I agree with both of you guys. A7X and BMTH are not metal, and have a lot of shitty music, but they are still musicians playing what they like.

And imo have a few decent songs.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 12:49:05


If you have a black metal band and you want to sell-out... this is the only way to do it.

And I must thank that advertisement for introducing me to such a great band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 13:03:25


At 9/23/10 02:46 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 9/22/10 03:08 PM, Bahamut wrote: Wow, I think I criminally overlooked Accept's new album. I wasn't expecting much from these guys with the absence of Udo but when I heard the first six tracks, it turned out to be better than expected. I'm really liking Teutonic Terror. I have to pick this album up next time I'm in town.
Yeah, it's surprisingly good.

Also apparently the newer singer doesn't suck live.

So he's better live then? I'll admit, the one thing I thought about the new vocalist was how much he sounds like AC/DC's Brian Johnson. He almost sounds like a clone. Despite that, the rest of the band is good.

At 9/23/10 04:28 PM, Nev wrote: I think we should scrap the 10 bands rule and only let people in who aren't smeagol.

I like this idea a lot. Even if the members are new and only have a few posts, we should allow anyone in who has a decent knowledge of metal. There's no need for hostility towards users who don't know our standards well enough.

At 9/23/10 08:46 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Talking about Abigail Williams, Metal Archives has accepted my review for their album In The Shadow Of A Thousand Suns !!!!

Wow, another review already? You sound like you're going to be on a role. I really should review more often but they can take their time with checking your reviews and sometimes I feel I'm better off just keeping my reviews on my news posts.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 13:07:30


Anyone here ever listened to the band In Mourning? If not I recommend them.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 14:18:37


At 9/24/10 01:07 PM, JaY11 wrote: Anyone here ever listened to the band In Mourning? If not I recommend them.

Me, and they're very influenced by Opeth, so they're great band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 14:30:34


At 9/23/10 03:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: This album's cover is messing with my eyes :P
What is that band anyway? Care to give some infos?

Solefald, one of my favorite bands.

Have you not listened to them? You must take care of that immediately.

At 9/24/10 12:49 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: If you have a black metal band and you want to sell-out... this is the only way to do it.

haha. That was good.

At 9/24/10 07:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: That post was so not metal. Sorry. Reccomend me some music that will make the pain go away.

want some happy chill music to get high to? Try Lemon Jelly or Bonobo


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 14:41:01


At 9/24/10 10:55 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote:
At 9/22/10 07:54 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/21/10 02:29 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Is there any must get Meshuggah album?
Chaosphere has their best song on (New Millenium Cyanide Christ) so thats one to try.
I agree, and Chaosphere is one of my favourite albums now, I like every song on it, but it's difficult to stand the beggining of Concatenation. And Elastic is just genius.

Btw the videoclip is extremely hilarious. Avant-Garde Air Post-Thrash all the way.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 14:55:24


At 9/24/10 07:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: That post was so not metal. Sorry. Reccomend me some music that will make the pain go away.

There's a new Drudkh album out, sport.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 15:31:32


At 9/24/10 10:57 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote:
Dude, just tell him it's not metal and you don't like it, let him like whatever the hell he wants, why so much hate?

Cause this kind of core is killing Metal. All stupid people will think these shitbags are metal and think less of such a great musical genre. And while ignorant people won't make me change my mind of Metal, it's still annoying when people throw names around like Bring Me The Horizon and Avenged Sevenfold when we are talking about Metal. No matter if they have positive or pejorative opinions on the matter.

Plus, this genre of music is obviously a nuisance to music. It's a mix of downwatered metal, downwatered hardcore and boring unoriginal pop music. It lacks everything that makes all these genres good. It's weak, Bring Me The Horizon, is one of the best examples of this. They have poor song-writting, their screamer is fucking weak, he just shouts all the time cause he cannot push the sounds properly. His growls are ok though... The guitars range from chug-chug to breakdowns... sometimes they play smething a little more technical, which is showing that these guys are capable musicians, but that they just can't write something creative and/or good.

Only thing in boringcore that doesn't suck... are the drums... And they are good to an extent. The limitations of bad chug-chug guitars are so ginormous, how could the drummers do anything about it? At least they still showcase some skills and write some decent drum lines.

Anything else you want to know?

Btw, there is good metalcore... but BMTH and A7X are not on the list...
At 9/24/10 12:49 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: If you have a black metal band and you want to sell-out... this is the only way to do it.

And I must thank that advertisement for introducing me to such a great band.

I lol'ed to this. What is this band?

At 9/24/10 01:03 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 9/23/10 04:28 PM, Nev wrote: I think we should scrap the 10 bands rule and only let people in who aren't smeagol.
I like this idea a lot. Even if the members are new and only have a few posts, we should allow anyone in who has a decent knowledge of metal. There's no need for hostility towards users who don't know our standards well enough.

I agree with that. Btw, I was not saying the guy who likes BMTH should not be allowed to join. If he does somewhat of a knowledge on Metal, than why not? No matter what else you may like, you should be allowed to join the Hell.


At 9/23/10 08:46 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Talking about Abigail Williams, Metal Archives has accepted my review for their album In The Shadow Of A Thousand Suns !!!!
Wow, another review already? You sound like you're going to be on a role. I really should review more often but they can take their time with checking your reviews and sometimes I feel I'm better off just keeping my reviews on my news posts.

Do you have any reviews on Metal Archives? I would like to read those :)
And if you already posted these in your News, you could still add these reviews to the MA. There is nothing restricting your from doing so. And while you do have to wait, it's not like if they are going to refuse you anyway :P
I mean, English is my second language, and I still managed to write something decent enough to make it on MA :)

At 9/24/10 02:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 9/23/10 03:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: This album's cover is messing with my eyes :P
What is that band anyway? Care to give some infos?
Solefald, one of my favorite bands.

Have you not listened to them? You must take care of that immediately.

Will do :)

At 9/24/10 02:55 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 9/24/10 07:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: That post was so not metal. Sorry. Reccomend me some music that will make the pain go away.
There's a new Drudkh album out, sport.

How fucking cool !!!

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 15:48:22


At 9/24/10 03:31 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/24/10 01:03 PM, Bahamut wrote: Wow, another review already? You sound like you're going to be on a role. I really should review more often but they can take their time with checking your reviews and sometimes I feel I'm better off just keeping my reviews on my news posts.
Do you have any reviews on Metal Archives? I would like to read those :)

Yeah, I've got a few right here. Take note that the Chameleon review was written three years ago and may look poorly written to you, even though this review somehow got 8 points from the site and they rarely give out 8 points for a single review.

And if you already posted these in your News, you could still add these reviews to the MA. There is nothing restricting your from doing so. And while you do have to wait, it's not like if they are going to refuse you anyway :P

There are some issues I have with them. The first being if I make the slightest grammatical error, they'll reject it without even pointing out the fault(s) to me. They'll give you a standard message on checking if your review has any spelling/grammar errors, is in double space, etc. I do check my reviews well enough but most of us can easily overlook one minor grammar issue.

The other issue I have with them is how they make it really difficult to review something that already has 20 reviews. If I wanted to review something like Rust in Peace, I'll have no chance in hell of getting a review on there. For albums like them, my reviews will have to be Newgrounds exclusive. Albums with 10 or less reviews is a safe bet for getting your review on the Archives since they'll accept anything that offers enough content and doesn't have any spelling/grammar errors.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-09-24 16:05:09


At 9/24/10 03:48 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 9/24/10 03:31 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/24/10 01:03 PM, Bahamut wrote: Wow, another review already? You sound like you're going to be on a role. I really should review more often but they can take their time with checking your reviews and sometimes I feel I'm better off just keeping my reviews on my news posts.
Do you have any reviews on Metal Archives? I would like to read those :)
Yeah, I've got a few right here. Take note that the Chameleon review was written three years ago and may look poorly written to you, even though this review somehow got 8 points from the site and they rarely give out 8 points for a single review.

Oh! So if they think the review is good enough, they will publish it, but then, they give you an amount of point based on their appreciation of your review? Do you know how much they usually give and what's the range of points you can get for a review?

And if you already posted these in your News, you could still add these reviews to the MA. There is nothing restricting your from doing so. And while you do have to wait, it's not like if they are going to refuse you anyway :P
There are some issues I have with them. The first being if I make the slightest grammatical error, they'll reject it without even pointing out the fault(s) to me. They'll give you a standard message on checking if your review has any spelling/grammar errors, is in double space, etc. I do check my reviews well enough but most of us can easily overlook one minor grammar issue.

Strangly, there is a stupid error in my review on Abigail Williams album. At the end, I wrote "This album is unique, and will Abigail Williams will fall under the symphonic black metal genre classification. This is a brand of sbm that you've never heard of before." There is two errors in there, but they still published my review.

The other issue I have with them is how they make it really difficult to review something that already has 20 reviews. If I wanted to review something like Rust in Peace, I'll have no chance in hell of getting a review on there. For albums like them, my reviews will have to be Newgrounds exclusive. Albums with 10 or less reviews is a safe bet for getting your review on the Archives since they'll accept anything that offers enough content and doesn't have any spelling/grammar errors.

So I'm not that cool :( I thought it was super awesome to get a review on their website...
Nah! Just kidding :P But I'm still pretty much satisfied with my work so far.