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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 15:04:39


At 4/27/10 05:05 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 4/26/10 12:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You have more chances finding real metal fans if you do not go for the most commercial bands all the time.
How does that work? It's working their way up the ladder.

What you will end up doing... is creating some more 80's metal fans. Those who shit on everything that is made today. The problem is that metal as evolved so much since then, that a lot of metal genres and sub-genres share very few similarities with these 80's bands. I know it's not always what happens, but I've met a lot of fanboys who really just do not want to move on to metal bands from the 90's and 2000.

Plus, if these people you talk to were really interrested into metal, they would already know about Iron Maiden, Metallica and Megadeth...
Uhh, we're talking about a STARTING list for metal. Did you forget that?

I never saw a user who woud not already be into metal (or nu-metal and metalcore) asking to join the Hell...

We are talking about making a STARTING list for the Metal Hell, and not a starting list to introduce metal to someone who never ever heard of metal music.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 15:49:23


At 4/27/10 05:05 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 4/26/10 12:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You have more chances finding real metal fans if you do not go for the most commercial bands all the time.
How does that work? It's working their way up the ladder.

I think he means that you're more likely to find metal fans, and not casual fans of it ("Oh yeah, Iron Maiden and Metallica are the best metal ever.") if you delve deeper into metal.
I mean, let's face it. Most Metallica and Iron Maiden fans know very little about metal, and they're so attached to these bands that trying to show them other bands is a wasted effort.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 15:56:15


Yo, if you guys have trouble making a starting list, let me decide for you.

Morbid Saint - Spectrum of Death
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
Autopsy - Severed Survival or Mental Funeral
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
Immolation - Close to a World Below
Timeghoul - EVERYTHING (Seriously, they only released two demos.)
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic (and pretty much everything else)
Metal Church - S/T
Raven - Rock Until You Drop
Carcass - The Reek of Putrefaction (Heartwork is a pile of flashy guitar hero shit)
Witchkiller - Day of the Saxons EP
Master's Hammer - Ritual
Blue Cheer - VincebusEruptum
Bolt Thrower - In Battle There is no Law
Cirith Ungol - Frost and Fire
Beherit - Drawing Down the Moon

You may have noticed that my list comprises mainly death metal, and there's two reasons for it. I fucking love it, and second, most of you really don't know anything about it. Anyway, feel free to add onto it if you accept my list guys.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 16:42:07


At 4/27/10 03:49 PM, Dalnaki wrote:
I mean, let's face it. Most Metallica and Iron Maiden fans know very little about metal, and they're so attached to these bands that trying to show them other bands is a wasted effort.

That.

At 4/27/10 03:56 PM, Dalnaki wrote:
You may have noticed that my list comprises mainly death metal, and there's two reasons for it. I fucking love it, and second, most of you really don't know anything about it. Anyway, feel free to add onto it if you accept my list guys.

Well, not that Death Metal is not good. In fact, it's pretty much my favorite metal genre.
My favorite death metal bands:

Benighted
Blood Red Throne
Blotted Science (kind of death metalish...)
Brain drill
Cannibal Corpse
Cryptopsy
Cynic
Decapitated
Decrepit Birth
Deeds Of Flesh
Krisiun
Kronos
Nile
Origin
Panzerchrist
Quo Vadis
Spawn Of Possession
Suffocation
Vader

I mean... I know a few death metal bands... but I don't think death metal is the best genre to start with. It's very complexe, progression is really fast, time signatures are confusing and that's just a few reasons why it's hard to start with Death Metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 17:42:00


At 4/27/10 04:42 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 4/27/10 03:49 PM, Dalnaki wrote:
I mean, let's face it. Most Metallica and Iron Maiden fans know very little about metal, and they're so attached to these bands that trying to show them other bands is a wasted effort.
That.

What is annoying is how you ask a "poser" Iron Maiden fan "hey dude who do you think is the best vocalist?" "dude it's totally bruce dickinson!!" "cool, so who's your favorite bass player??" "dude it's totally steve harris" ":S".
Not to mention that they mostly only know those two guys, but when they do know the names of the other people, they'll just say everyone from IM. :S Not that most bands don't have that already, but it's usually with Iron Maiden..

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 17:51:41


At 4/27/10 04:42 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

:I mean... I know a few death metal bands... but I don't think death metal is the best genre to start with.

Death metal is pretty much the only thing I consider myself an expert on. As for the rest of metal, eh, I've picked up a few things.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 18:42:10


I'm with Bahamut on this 100%.

Duff, you said no one comes in here not knowing anythign about Metal. Not true, there are plenty people who come in here all 'OMG I LOVE BULLET AND STATIC X!' They're the people who need those recommendations. People who have the basics, but not enough can they take advantage of the other names on the list.

As for creating "80's Metalheads" thats nonsence. If they take on board the bands we introduce to them and then stick around, more than likely they will look into the new stuff we talk about. When I joined I only listened to stuff like Metallica, Pantera, Megadeth. I believe there is a difference between people who only listen to Maiden and people who come in here. No one in here listens to that sort of generic stuff anymore. That mindset will leak onto others.

Thirdly, Death Metal is shite, telling someone to listen to 20 Death Metal bands is just going to put them off if they don't like it. Giving people a mixture of old, new, Powerprogdeathblackdoomheavyetc is way preferable. Not loads of one thing, but cover all the bases.

Finally, Bahamut, did you forget to put Manowar on your list? I think you did... for shame :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:03:52


At 4/27/10 06:42 PM, Nev wrote: I'm with Bahamut on this 100%.

Duff, you said no one comes in here not knowing anythign about Metal. Not true, there are plenty people who come in here all 'OMG I LOVE BULLET AND STATIC X!' They're the people who need those recommendations. People who have the basics, but not enough can they take advantage of the other names on the list.

I said, people who join ask to join usually already know about metal (or nu-metal or metalcore)
As I fucking told you before, a lot of people from the core scene consider themselves as a part of the metal scene. They do not see core and metal as two separate genres, they see the different core genres as sub-genres of metal. We, like all groups in the history of humanity, have putted our own limits and definitions of metal. So the Metal Hell's views of metal, are not shared with all metalheads communities. So Static X and BFMV may not be metal for you, but those who join the hell can think they are.

Also you should know that a few metal bands are well appreciated by the scene kids. It's a common thing to see Megadeth, Iron Maiden and Metallica t-shirts at core shows. So when these kids want to join the Hell, most of them already know about these bands.

As for creating "80's Metalheads" thats nonsence. If they take on board the bands we introduce to them and then stick around, more than likely they will look into the new stuff we talk about. When I joined I only listened to stuff like Metallica, Pantera, Megadeth. I believe there is a difference between people who only listen to Maiden and people who come in here. No one in here listens to that sort of generic stuff anymore. That mindset will leak onto others.

That's for those who stick around, cause a lot of these kids, just end up leaving because we do not discuss Pantera enough. Remember that kid, a few months ago who went around saying we sucked cause Pantera was the best shit ever. You have to understand Nev, that this is very common for fans of Iron Maiden, Metallican, Megadeth, Pantera and the old bands, to stick to only one band and critize the whole metal scene, saying it's random blasting with puke vocals and not artistic value.

And you cannot say it's non-sense, another guy approoved what I said. I'm not the only one who thinks there is a lot of these kids who end up talking about the "true metal" and how modern metal sucks.

And you take the regulars of the Hell as representative of the metal community. We are a very small group, we have precise definitions of what metal is. And believe it or not, it's not easy to join the Metal Hell, cause we are elitists. We have our views on what is and what is not metal. And we also have our views on what good metal is and what bad metal is. You should already know that Melodeath is not the most welcome subgenre of metal in here. That's the best example.

Thirdly, Death Metal is shite, telling someone to listen to 20 Death Metal bands is just going to put them off if they don't like it. Giving people a mixture of old, new, Powerprogdeathblackdoomheavyetc is way preferable. Not loads of one thing, but cover all the bases.

Well, if you read my post properly... you would have understood that I was saying the exact same thing your saying...
I told the guy that making a list composed entirely of death metal was a bad idea. Mixing the old and new stuff would still be a good idea. And this is why there was Megadeth, Black Sabbath and Motorhead on my original list. You need to read my posts better Nev. Instead of trying to find flaws in everything I say.


Finally, Bahamut, did you forget to put Manowar on your list? I think you did... for shame :P.

Fuck no... for our own fucking sake!

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:17:00


At 4/27/10 06:42 PM, Nev wrote: I'm with Bahamut on this 100%.
As for creating "80's Metalheads" thats nonsence. If they take on board the bands we introduce to them and then stick around, more than likely they will look into the new stuff we talk about. When I joined I only listened to stuff like Metallica, Pantera, Megadeth. I believe there is a difference between people who only listen to Maiden and people who come in here. No one in here listens to that sort of generic stuff anymore. That mindset will leak onto others.

Yeah, I really got into metal through the 80s bands like Metallica and Iron Maiden. Then I slowly moved up to heavier stuff, like Slayer, Sepultura, Possessed, Testament, and Death. It's just sort of a naturaul progression. Iron Maiden is still my favorite band, but I've broadened my taste in metal. You can't expect everyone to like Death Metal and Black Metal to start off with, and 80s heavy metal (even the heaviest stuff of the time) is far more accessible and easier to get into than most death metal bands and black metal. Me, and the rest of my metal listening friends/family, all agree that the heavier stuff is an acquired taste, and so you start slowly and build up to the heavy stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:27:44


At 4/27/10 07:03 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Also you should know that a few metal bands are well appreciated by the scene kids. It's a common thing to see Megadeth, Iron Maiden and Metallica t-shirts at core shows. So when these kids want to join the Hell, most of them already know about these bands.

Well then if they post a list of Core bands and then know/like all/enough of the bands on the starter list, they can get in. It's also a case of making people aware of what we consider Metal, as well as introducing people to bands they MAY not be familiar with.

You have to understand Nev, that this is very common for fans of Iron Maiden, Metallican, Megadeth, Pantera and the old bands, to stick to only one band and critize the whole metal scene, saying it's random blasting with puke vocals and not artistic value.

Maybe so (honestly I consider it more of a Pantera thing than the other three :P), but they can just get fucked. Not everyone will react like they guy did, and they will be the ones who are welcome.

You need to read my posts better Nev. Instead of trying to find flaws in everything I say.

I'm not trying to find flaws in what you say, I'm just saying I agree with Bahamut. He kept it simple, and thats what these people need. Metal has a learning curve, for a lot of people its difficult to jump into Death Metal and Avant-Garde Metal. Theres a reason Metallica and co have a reputation as good introductions to Metal. Its cause they are. If the basic stuff doesn't appeal to them, they can check out some of the more obscure, heavy, progressive, technical stuff to see if that appeals to them.

Fuck no... for our own fucking sake!

Pfft, you ain't Metal if you don't like Manowar :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:31:34


At 4/27/10 07:17 PM, Zodir wrote:

and 80s heavy metal (even the heaviest stuff of the time) is far more accessible and easier to get into than most death metal bands and black metal.

Wait....I have to edit that statement. I forgot about Sodom and Bathory, OK. What it should say is that 80s heavy metal overrall is far more accessible and easier to get into. My bad.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:38:03


I thought the list was for Metal Hell, and not metal beginners. That's why I made the list mostly dm.
Shame on me for misunderstanding, right guys?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:40:52


At 4/27/10 07:38 PM, Dalnaki wrote: I thought the list was for Metal Hell, and not metal beginners. That's why I made the list mostly dm.
Shame on me for misunderstanding, right guys?

Also, it's a bit weird that I'm getting flamed for my list choices... when I was, you know, the only one to make a list that didn't deal with shit like Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and Metallica.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:44:48


At 4/27/10 07:40 PM, Dalnaki wrote:
At 4/27/10 07:38 PM, Dalnaki wrote: I thought the list was for Metal Hell, and not metal beginners. That's why I made the list mostly dm.
Shame on me for misunderstanding, right guys?
Also, it's a bit weird that I'm getting flamed for my list choices... when I was, you know, the only one to make a list that didn't deal with shit like Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and Metallica.

You just posted that you misunderstood. Judas, Maiden and Metallica appeal to newbs. You just acknowledged that, and now you're questioning it again?

Plus you hardly got flamed anyway. I just said Death Metal was shit. Personal opinions fella. Don't take 'em to heart :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 19:47:01


I feel as if the true metal head is a dieing breed and these scene kids are the result of excessive imbreeding.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 20:00:39


At 4/27/10 07:27 PM, Nev wrote:
Well then if they post a list of Core bands and then know/like all/enough of the bands on the starter list, they can get in. It's also a case of making people aware of what we consider Metal, as well as introducing people to bands they MAY not be familiar with.

Of course, the starter list is really just to help people get in.

Maybe so (honestly I consider it more of a Pantera thing than the other three :P), but they can just get fucked. Not everyone will react like they guy did, and they will be the ones who are welcome.

Right again. The regulars of the Hell are a good example of this. We all joinned with lists mainly composed of mainstream metal bands and we then learned about other bands and genres.

I'm not trying to find flaws in what you say, I'm just saying I agree with Bahamut. He kept it simple, and thats what these people need. Metal has a learning curve, for a lot of people its difficult to jump into Death Metal and Avant-Garde Metal. Theres a reason Metallica and co have a reputation as good introductions to Metal. Its cause they are. If the basic stuff doesn't appeal to them, they can check out some of the more obscure, heavy, progressive, technical stuff to see if that appeals to them.

Oh well, I know what you mean. But really, you guys are wrong if you think I was going to list only the most underground death metal bands, the rawest of black metal bands and the most progressive and experimental bands of the avantgarde scene. I still think that bands like Blotted Science could be on the list.

Pfft, you ain't Metal if you don't like Manowar :P.

epic.

Ok so, let's give it a try. I throw a few bands in, you tell me what you think, you add yours, I tell you what I think about it, and then we can make a good list.

So here it goes:

Sonata Arctica
Symphony X
Dream Theater
Soilwork
Megadeth
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Illnath
Helloween
Kamelot
Dark Tranquillity
Katatonia
Voyager

As for Melodic Death Metal... I'm fucking unsure about if we should or shouldn't put any on the list...
Cause when kids get into melodeath it can be as bad as when they get into Iron Maiden's stuff...
Melodic Death Metal is very poppish and in a very unique way in metal, they keep a lot of elements of pop music, making melodeath very catchy and pop sounding while still remaining metal. And when you try introducing melodeath kids to death metal, they usually hit a wall because they do not hear the clean lead guitar and sing along chorus. So yes, a lot of kids get stuck on the Maiden, Sabbath, Megadeth level, but there is also a problem very similar with melodic death metal and metalcore.

If we really had to keep some melodeath on the list, I would put
Children Of Bodom
Scar Symmetry
Soilwork's early stuff
In Flames early stuff

Stalemate by Soilwork

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 20:41:33


At 4/27/10 03:04 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: What you will end up doing... is creating some more 80's metal fans. Those who shit on everything that is made today.

Now that's just jumping to conclusions.

We are talking about making a STARTING list for the Metal Hell, and not a starting list to introduce metal to someone who never ever heard of metal music.

Actually, it's both but you were more talking about the gateway list.

At 4/27/10 03:49 PM, Dalnaki wrote: I mean, let's face it. Most Metallica and Iron Maiden fans know very little about metal, and they're so attached to these bands that trying to show them other bands is a wasted effort.

If anyone just focuses on the basic ones and not expand their horizons in metal, their loss.

At 4/27/10 05:42 PM, MiroDK wrote: Not to mention that they mostly only know those two guys, but when they do know the names of the other people, they'll just say everyone from IM. :S Not that most bands don't have that already, but it's usually with Iron Maiden..

I thought the other band members were recognisable enough already. Sure, the main attention will always be Bruce Dickinson and Steve Harris but that's how it is.

At 4/27/10 06:42 PM, Nev wrote: I'm with Bahamut on this 100%.

Cheers, mate!

Duff, you said no one comes in here not knowing anythign about Metal. Not true, there are plenty people who come in here all 'OMG I LOVE BULLET AND STATIC X!'

And that's exactly why we thought about the basic metal recommendations and worked on it. There'll always be those who come here shouting similar nonsense and won't even name Maiden nor Metallica so that basic list is good for these kind of people.

Finally, Bahamut, did you forget to put Manowar on your list? I think you did... for shame :P.

Fuck, how could I forget Manowar? They may get a lot of flak but they definitely deserve a spot in the second list. I missed out Morbid Angel as well.

At 4/27/10 07:03 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And believe it or not, it's not easy to join the Metal Hell, cause we are elitists.

Naming ten metal bands may be quite a challenge but if one doesn't provide enough metal bands they know, we can show them the second list of metal bands and see what they'll enjoy from there. For anyone who comes in and isn't able to name a single metal band, they should have a look at our gateway list.

Fuck no... for our own fucking sake!

Sorry, it's got to be done!

At 4/27/10 08:00 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Cause when kids get into melodeath it can be as bad as when they get into Iron Maiden's stuff...

If we list the better stuff such as early In Flames (I don't see what's so pop-ish about them before the change of direction), I see no problem in adding melodeath and anyone who doesn't like that particular genre, too bad. It's just giving new listeners a wide range of genres to look into. No metal genre should be excluded from this just because of a few of you don't like it.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 20:52:40


I really don't care about this list thing. whatever.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 20:55:46


At 4/27/10 08:00 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Ok so, let's give it a try. I throw a few bands in, you tell me what you think, you add yours, I tell you what I think about it, and then we can make a good list.

So here it goes:

Sonata Arctica
Symphony X
Dream Theater
Soilwork
Megadeth
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Illnath
Helloween
Kamelot
Dark Tranquillity
Katatonia
Voyager

Pretty good list, my dislike for Soilwork and Dream Theater aside.

I'd add bands like Fates Warning, and Queensryche for prog metal. Dream Theater isn't the be all end all of prog metal, and it gives it a bad name imo with it's radio friendly rock followed by extended guitar solos to appease the fans who love wank.

I'd say Desultory for melodeath, though they aren't from the Gothenburg scene, and I don't really like melodeath, but Desultory are pretty melodic, much more so on their second album.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 21:29:10


I come back to find the Hell polluted with this list shit? You guys are so worried about being true that it's sickening.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 21:36:44


At 4/27/10 09:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I come back to find the Hell polluted with this list shit? You guys are so worried about being true that it's sickening.

Its nothing to do with being true, its about being kind and helpful to people who want to join.
How many people have you told to piss off just because they only listed 3 or 4 Metal bands? Hmm?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 21:47:34


At 4/27/10 09:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I come back to find the Hell polluted with this list shit? You guys are so worried about being true that it's sickening.

We'll never be true enough without Manowar.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 22:29:11


This page has too many words on it. Can we post fewer words, please?

I'm with Idio on this one

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 22:52:33


At 4/27/10 08:41 PM, Bahamut wrote:
Now that's just jumping to conclusions.

Not that they all do it. But there is at least 3 guys I know who do this on a regular basis.

At 4/27/10 03:49 PM, Dalnaki wrote: I mean, let's face it. Most Metallica and Iron Maiden fans know very little about metal, and they're so attached to these bands that trying to show them other bands is a wasted effort.
If anyone just focuses on the basic ones and not expand their horizons in metal, their loss.

Sadly that is something that happens quite often.

At 4/27/10 06:42 PM, Nev wrote:
Duff, you said no one comes in here not knowing anythign about Metal. Not true, there are plenty people who come in here all 'OMG I LOVE BULLET AND STATIC X!'
And that's exactly why we thought about the basic metal recommendations and worked on it. There'll always be those who come here shouting similar nonsense and won't even name Maiden nor Metallica so that basic list is good for these kind of people.

Well, it's not cause they are not listing it that they don't know these bands. Plus, what I was talking about is avoiding to introduce them to these bands only, because there is some of these guys who will get stuck on that level.

At 4/27/10 07:03 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And believe it or not, it's not easy to join the Metal Hell, cause we are elitists.
Naming ten metal bands may be quite a challenge but if one doesn't provide enough metal bands they know, we can show them the second list of metal bands and see what they'll enjoy from there. For anyone who comes in and isn't able to name a single metal band, they should have a look at our gateway list.

So two lists? Alright dude :P

But what I meant is not that it's hard to join, but it's hard to stay in the Hell. It may not seem like it but what I want to say is that we still hit hard on the new guys if they do not fit the tastes of the regulars of the Hell.

If we list the better stuff such as early In Flames (I don't see what's so pop-ish about them before the change of direction), I see no problem in adding melodeath and anyone who doesn't like that particular genre, too bad. It's just giving new listeners a wide range of genres to look into. No metal genre should be excluded from this just because of a few of you don't like it.

I like melodeath, sadly, a lot of people get stuck on that genre...
Even the earlier stuff by In Flames has a poppish song structure. What I meant is not that it sucks... it's easier to get into melodeath because it has very simple structures and it share similarities in the structures with pop music, making it more catchy, more friendly to the ear when you don't have a lot of knowledge in metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 23:40:08


Shit, so if I don't listen to a fuckload of Death Metal bands, I'm not a real metalhead? And if I'm a fan of Metallica I don't know anything about metal?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 23:49:21


At 4/27/10 11:40 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Shit, so if I don't listen to a fuckload of Death Metal bands, I'm not a real metalhead? And if I'm a fan of Metallica I don't know anything about metal?

No, if you don't listen to what I do you don't know anything about metal and aren't a real metalhead.

Fuck I hate that word.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-28 00:03:55


At 4/27/10 11:49 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: metalhead.

Fuck I hate that word.


Hail.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-28 00:19:48


At 4/28/10 12:03 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Hail.

Word up to all rappers, shut up with ya shuttin up
And keep your shirt on, at least a button up
Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-28 01:07:20


At 4/27/10 11:40 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Shit, so if I don't listen to a fuckload of Death Metal bands, I'm not a real metalhead? And if I'm a fan of Metallica I don't know anything about metal?

Yeah, pretty much. Poser.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-28 01:07:49


At 4/28/10 12:19 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 4/28/10 12:03 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Hail.
Word up to all rappers, shut up with ya shuttin up
And keep your shirt on, at least a button up
Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales

Punk, try ask why ours be better
It could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater
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