So yeah on the topic of Black metal there's this fat emo chick who keeps trying to tell me that Slipknot is Black metal. I laughed my ass of and told her slipknot couldn't be close to black metal in a million years.
Also I just found the metal channel on my new TV, it's pretty sick but I don't know the names of any of the bands that they play.
At 3/2/10 07:05 PM, AniMetal wrote: I took that list of 20+ minute long songs and added quite a few.
There's At War with Satan by Venom. Hell, I'm not into black metal, but I dig those guys.
At 3/7/10 07:04 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: So yeah on the topic of Black metal there's this fat emo chick who keeps trying to tell me that Slipknot is Black metal. I laughed my ass of and told her slipknot couldn't be close to black metal in a million years.
lol, tell her that if she knew ANYTHING about metal genres to come back and talk to you. If not, just knock her out cold, cut her up and eat her body parts while saying "HAIL SATAN"
You see, that is black metal. Sort of.
Also I just found the metal channel on my new TV, it's pretty sick but I don't know the names of any of the bands that they play.
Cable metal channel? I used to go on there, until I realized that they mostly put on shitty core bands. Then I just stopped.
All right guys, I'm in a pickle. I just formed a stoner/sludge metal band and I can't think of a name. I need ideas that aren't absolutely retarded, so please give it some thought.
Here I am, bored with everything.
At 3/7/10 09:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: All right guys, I'm in a pickle. I just formed a stoner/sludge metal band and I can't think of a name. I need ideas that aren't absolutely retarded, so please give it some thought.
Blood Serpent
Death Among Infants
Skull Smash
The Cancer Patients
Castration
Dislocation
Menstruation
All I can think of at this instant.
At 3/7/10 09:54 PM, mothballs wrote:At 3/7/10 09:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: All right guys, I'm in a pickle. I just formed a stoner/sludge metal band and I can't think of a name. I need ideas that aren't absolutely retarded, so please give it some thought.Blood Serpent
Death Among Infants
Skull Smash
The Cancer Patients
Castration
Dislocation
Menstruation
All I can think of at this instant.
You are a fucking teenager obsessed with gore aren't you? All of these are appropriate for a goregrind band from Minnesota.
Here I am, bored with everything.
At 3/7/10 09:54 PM, mothballs wrote: Blood Serpent
no
Death Among Infants
hell no
Skull Smash
no
The Cancer Patients
meh
Castration
already a band
Dislocation
no
Menstruation
no...definantly no.
All I can think of at this instant.
pathetic
Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.
At 3/7/10 10:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You are a fucking teenager obsessed with gore aren't you? All of these are appropriate for a goregrind band from Minnesota.
Come on, those were great.
I am disappoint D:
SO he's obsessed with gore. Who in the metal world isn't? Is it so wroung for me to cut the head off a dead deer I find in the woods and watch it decay over time them keep it's skull?
At 3/8/10 12:29 AM, smeagol1 wrote: SO he's obsessed with gore. Who in the metal world isn't?
Everyone who isn't in a death or grind band.
I personally like band names that are kept short--say, 4 syllables or less. One of the biggest problems with many newer bands out there is that they tend to use ridiculously long names (e.g. The Lobotomized Prostitutes, The Transvestite Clan With Really Big Dicks, etc.).
Anyway, some quick suggestions:
Coprophagia
Bong Nation
Tripped Up
Unrepentant
Disconsolate
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 3/8/10 12:58 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: (e.g. The Lobotomized Prostitutes, The Transvestite Clan With Really Big Dicks, etc.).
Forgot to mention that I made those names up. If anyone decides to use those as real band names after reading my post, you have my permission.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 3/7/10 09:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: All right guys, I'm in a pickle. I just formed a stoner/sludge metal band and I can't think of a name. I need ideas that aren't absolutely retarded, so please give it some thought.
Recently I got really into Stoner Doom and I've always had that thing for Tolkien influenced metal and I tried mixing shits from both universes together.
Stoned Dwarves
High Over Mount Doom
And if you really want some stoner/sludge names. I can give it a try. It could be funny
- Weed Magnet
- Blunterized
- Numb Distortion
- Give Me Bacon (totally unrelated, but I think that's kind of the point. Does it even have to make sense? Cause once you start flying, nothing really matters)
- Acid Bath (oh wait...)
- Mushtache (Can't say why, but the idea of mixing Mushroom and Mustache made me laugh)
In fact, anything with too much of the letters "Z" and "W" would do. Can't think of anyone right now though :P
Remember to tell me what you think about those. Even if you think that they suck. I had a good time thinking about those :D
At 3/8/10 12:29 AM, smeagol1 wrote: SO he's obsessed with gore. Who in the metal world isn't? Is it so wroung for me to cut the head off a dead deer I find in the woods and watch it decay over time them keep it's skull?
Me...
Metal is much more sophisticated than this...
In fact, even if Death Metal is one of my favorite metal genres, I can't stand all these gore shits anymore. These stupid lyrics are ruinning the music. I mean, there is so much work on the riffs, so much work on the drums and such great bass lines. Even the vocals are great. But why is it that the lyrics must sound like they were written in 10 minutes after the band took three years to write their fucking album?
It's ridiculous and makes us metalheads look like retarded teenagers. Not like I really care about what people think. But when you are having an argument with someone, explaining him why metal is such a great add to the history of music. You tell them about the great atmospheres created by the music, creativity, raw talent and skill and so on. But then you get to the lyrics...
So many bands have great lyrics, but when it comes to Death Metal and a lot of Black Metal... it just goes down. At least bands like Benighted and Origin keep it up. Even if they are quite brutal, the lyrics are still good.
No really, I can still have a great laugh listenning to Cliteater, but Blood Red Throne and the such should move on to something better.
At 3/8/10 12:32 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:At 3/8/10 12:29 AM, smeagol1 wrote: SO he's obsessed with gore. Who in the metal world isn't?Everyone who isn't in a death or grind band.
See what I mean...
:'(
It sucks cause everytime I discuss metal with non-metalheads and tell them about Death Metal, they always make dead babies joke. Please!! Leave us alone, we are not shitdeathcore you fags :'(
At 3/7/10 09:52 PM, batman64 wrote:At 3/7/10 09:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: All right guys, I'm in a pickle. I just formed a stoner/sludge metal band and I can't think of a name. I need ideas that aren't absolutely retarded, so please give it some thought.I have always liked the name Schizophrenic Enlightenment.
Never thought of that name before but HELL YES, that is one awesome band name.
At 3/8/10 12:29 AM, smeagol1 wrote: SO he's obsessed with gore. Who in the metal world isn't?
I'm not THAT obsessed but it can be amusing at times.
At 3/8/10 12:29 AM, smeagol1 wrote: Is it so wroung for me to cut the head off a dead deer I find in the woods and watch it decay over time them keep it's skull?
Yes.
Also, Idio: Smokeycalifragilisticexpialidocious.
At 3/5/10 03:02 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:At 3/5/10 02:04 AM, AkujinRuukasu wrote:Your nickname and signature pic would suggest that you are asian. How are you named Luke? :OAt 3/4/10 11:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I really thought your name was Luke, Nev.Funny you should mention that. That's actually my short name.
Lucas is my real name. Ruukasu is Japanese modified version of it. Aside from being a metalhead, sorry for going off subject, I'm also interested in Japanese culture. Those are what made me interested in wide varieties of metal. Sorry I took too long to respond, HeavenDuff.
At 3/5/10 06:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Ouch... and reading his username and signature pic you actually think he looks like a kid who was raised in Ohio?
I was actually raised in WV, not Ohio. You should've seen that in my profile page.
names...
Resinator
Captain Grass
King Toke
Ganjarama
Happy Plant
Cottonmouth
At 3/7/10 09:12 PM, mothballs wrote:At 3/7/10 07:04 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
Also I just found the metal channel on my new TV, it's pretty sick but I don't know the names of any of the bands that they play.Cable metal channel? I used to go on there, until I realized that they mostly put on shitty core bands. Then I just stopped.
I think they're switching genres on me. The first time I listened to it it sounded like some sort of blackened/brutal death metal. Now I just found out that Hatebreed was playing a while ago.
I should have mentioned that I was looking for serious non-weed/gore references.
Here I am, bored with everything.
At 3/8/10 07:36 PM, batman64 wrote:At 3/8/10 07:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I should have mentioned that I was looking for serious non-weed/gore references.SCHIZOPHRENIC ENLIGHTENMENT.
Seriously.
It's a good idea, Bill, but I'm not feeling it.
Here I am, bored with everything.
At 3/8/10 07:37 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:At 3/8/10 07:36 PM, batman64 wrote:It's a good idea, Bill, but I'm not feeling it.At 3/8/10 07:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I should have mentioned that I was looking for serious non-weed/gore references.SCHIZOPHRENIC ENLIGHTENMENT.
Seriously.
And what about my suggestions I posted on the last page? :(
At 3/8/10 12:29 AM, smeagol1 wrote: SO he's obsessed with gore. Who in the metal world isn't? Is it so wroung for me to cut the head off a dead deer I find in the woods and watch it decay over time them keep it's skull?
True man. I'm not into the kind of metal that I would assume most people here listen to. I'm a Death Metal guy, mostly. I also do listen to a lot of Black and Thrash metal, too.
And dead baby jokes are funny. How about we all check out Devourment, they are a perfect example of what awesome death metal should be about.
At 3/8/10 07:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I should have mentioned that I was looking for serious non-weed/gore references.
YOU SHOULD NAME IT THE FUCKING TELETUBBIES, MMM? OR IS THAT TOO GRAPHIC FOR YOU?
At 3/8/10 08:41 PM, mothballs wrote:At 3/8/10 07:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I should have mentioned that I was looking for serious non-weed/gore references.YOU SHOULD NAME IT THE FUCKING TELETUBBIES, MMM? OR IS THAT TOO GRAPHIC FOR YOU?
I WAS LOOKING FOR BAND NAMES FOR A STONER/SLUDGE METAL BAND NOT A DEATH METAL BAND. WHAT IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO GRASP YOU LITTLE INSOLENT CUNT.
not caps
Here I am, bored with everything.
Gore is boring as fuck. No one is afraid, offended or scared of gore anymore. It's just for people who've ran out of Satan lyrics.
Also heaviness and brutality reached its peak with early Carcass. Everything after that is people who are pathetic and a constant embarrassment to their parents.
More Mayhem-ness. Now I knew that one of the members was suicidal and one was murdered but this, this is just fucked up. / begin copy paste.
Formed around 1985 by Necrobutcher and guitarist Euronymous (born Oystein Aarseth), Mayhem was the first death metal band from Norway to make much of an impact in their homeland, which in the early '90s developed a burgeoning underground scene rife with violent, sometimes anti-Christian activity -- as evidenced by Mayhem's non-musical history. Drummer Hellhammer, who at one time worked in a mental hospital, is the only remaining member of the band's prime-period lineup. Lead vocalist Dead committed suicide in 1991 (two years after joining the band) by shooting himself in the head; Hellhammer made a necklace using some of his skull fragments, and Euronymous reportedly cooked and ate pieces of Dead's brain. Euronymous, in turn, was stabbed to death while in his underwear on August 10, 1993, by the band's bass player, Count Grishnackh (born Christian Vikernes). Grishnackh's alleged motive was jealousy over the fact that Euronymous had a more evil reputation; he inflicted 23 separate wounds, it was also rumored, so as to outdo rival band Emperor's drummer, Faust, who was convicted in the stabbing death of a homosexual acquaintance. When police arrested Grishnackh, they found over 150 kg of stolen dynamite in his house, complete with a plan to blow up a large church on a religious holiday. Grishnackh went on to pursue his electronic-influenced project Burzum while in prison; meanwhile, Euronymous' parents requested that his bass tracks be erased from Mayhem's 1994 album, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, (which featured session vocalist Attila Csihar). Still, thanks to growing worldwide interest in Norwegian death metal, Mayhem product has continued to appear on the shelves into the next century. Hellhammer also put together a new Mayhem lineup, which has toured sporadically. During one such tour in 2003, a concert-goer in Norway received a fractured skull as a sheep head flew from the stage while band member Blasphemer was cutting the head away from the torso.
At 3/8/10 08:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I WAS LOOKING FOR BAND NAMES FOR A STONER/SLUDGE METAL BAND
What do you guys write about? Like, what would you say was the main lyrical theme?
At 3/8/10 08:56 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: / begin copy paste.
There seems to be a bit of BS in there.
At 3/8/10 09:22 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:At 3/8/10 08:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I WAS LOOKING FOR BAND NAMES FOR A STONER/SLUDGE METAL BANDWhat do you guys write about? Like, what would you say was the main lyrical theme?
At 3/8/10 08:56 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: / begin copy paste.There seems to be a bit of BS in there.
the church thing sounds like BS but I've heard the whole suicide stuff is real.
At 3/8/10 09:22 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:At 3/8/10 08:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I WAS LOOKING FOR BAND NAMES FOR A STONER/SLUDGE METAL BANDWhat do you guys write about? Like, what would you say was the main lyrical theme?
Abstract themes. Nothing that makes any sense to anyone other than the writer. We were gonna go with Triumph of Venus, but I'm open to other ideas. Sorry if I "exploded" earlier, mothballs just angers me.
Here I am, bored with everything.
At 3/8/10 09:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:At 3/8/10 09:22 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:Abstract themes. Nothing that makes any sense to anyone other than the writer. We were gonna go with Triumph of Venus, but I'm open to other ideas. Sorry if I "exploded" earlier, mothballs just angers me.At 3/8/10 08:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I WAS LOOKING FOR BAND NAMES FOR A STONER/SLUDGE METAL BANDWhat do you guys write about? Like, what would you say was the main lyrical theme?
So as you do not seem to respond to my earlier post, I will just consider that you thought they were not good suggestions.
