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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 13:30:58


At 1/15/10 03:50 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I know I will get the "that's because they don't want people to see how bad they suck live" answer. But I'm asking this question seriously... why?

Cause they don't want people to see how bad they suck live.

At 1/15/10 04:16 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Dragon Force concert, eh? Had enough time to hear half of one of their songs? :P

The solo half, cause who wants real music?


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 14:20:04


Vampiria, you are my destiny
My only Love and true destiny
Vampiria...

You're a beast, evil one
Above your head lays a Star
In your heart is buried the jewel
of a Serpent who wished to die
your red long tongue has her poison
And you will spread it as you breed
In a Unique transylvanian dream
Conceiving the creed of all creeds

Vampiria, fly Vampiria

In your eye burn, defying
All those who in silence sleep
In a city once named Desire
Dreaming with the entombed dear

The lady has fallen in a blossom
Spread far away by undesirable winds
To females conspiring in gloom
Hiding your pearls from the pigs

So open your arms!
They were shaped as wings
A serenade of revenge draw on your lips

The sombre hill you're staying in
Is now defined
And your Star had start to shine

Depart now on your bright wings
The world envy
The skies have always seduced you
Precious Queen
and you know your time has come
To fly away with Me, so far...


Enter Thy Metal Hell

www.infowars.com Because There Is A War On For Your Mind.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 17:17:03


At 1/15/10 05:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does this list make anyone rage because there's only one metal band included and they only got an honorable mention?

No because i dont give a shit if somebody refers to bands that arent metal as metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 17:20:06


At 1/15/10 05:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does this list make anyone rage because there's only one metal band included and they only got an honorable mention?

Epic fail to whoever made that list, half the list was Marilyn Manson

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 17:30:26


At 1/15/10 05:20 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote:
At 1/15/10 05:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does this list make anyone rage because there's only one metal band included and they only got an honorable mention?
Epic fail to whoever made that list, half the list was Marilyn Manson

Where did he get the idea the The Red Hot Chili Peppers are metal? I mean, they're a good band, but certainly not metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 17:50:27


At 1/15/10 05:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does this list make anyone rage because there's only one metal band included and they only got an honorable mention?

It's just another dumbass that doesn't understand what metal is. Move along now.

There's a million of those people at my school. If I (barely) manage to find someone that says they listen to metal, they'll just tell me Killswitch Engage, MCR, Avenged Sevenfold, blah blah blah...

Just kill them.

At 1/15/10 01:07 PM, Twone wrote: So I went to my local music shop and picked up a few random metal albums. I like what I got.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mesr2sieg Rg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOE5o_Hmy tk

Of course, a Nile album is always a win. But Obscura, never heard of them, but so far I am impressed. The instrumentals sound a lot like the ones in Necrophagist, if I'm the only one who noticed.

Oh, and new level icon :P

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 18:08:04


At 1/15/10 05:50 PM, mothballs wrote: Of course, a Nile album is always a win. But Obscura, never heard of them, but so far I am impressed. The instrumentals sound a lot like the ones in Necrophagist, if I'm the only one who noticed.

Oh, and new level icon :P

Agreed Nile's drummer is beastly, I saw Obscura when they opened for C Corpse last year from what i remember they were pretty good

and congrats =P

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 18:15:39


really wanna meet Varg now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIze1IIog 70


Enter Thy Metal Hell

www.infowars.com Because There Is A War On For Your Mind.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-15 21:51:16


At 1/15/10 05:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does this list make anyone rage because there's only one metal band included and they only got an honorable mention?

Not really... cause the guy is really just pushing stupidity to another level. Who will ever take this crap list seriously?

At 1/15/10 12:34 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: This cock is the fucking shit...

lol I said cock instead of rooster

I fucking lol'ed

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:21:11


At 1/15/10 06:15 PM, smeagol1 wrote: really wanna meet Varg now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIze1IIog 70

varg is just as big of a piece of shit now as then when he killed an equally sized piece of shit in 1994.

in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.

Metal Hell


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:22:35


At 1/16/10 02:21 AM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 1/15/10 06:15 PM, smeagol1 wrote: really wanna meet Varg now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIze1IIog 70
varg is just as big of a piece of shit now as then when he killed an equally sized piece of shit in 1994.

in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.

What is it?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:23:26


At 1/16/10 02:21 AM, burnoutfool wrote: in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.

Congratulations, you got the scientific sign for 'male' on your arm.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:24:24


Wait, that's the Coil logo. I thought that looked familiar; I was just looking at it upside down hahaha.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:26:28


At 1/16/10 02:23 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 1/16/10 02:21 AM, burnoutfool wrote: in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.
Congratulations, you got the scientific sign for 'male' on your arm.

no, actually, it's the sign of the rising and setting of the sun and moon in sumarian mythology.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:27:22


At 1/16/10 02:23 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 1/16/10 02:21 AM, burnoutfool wrote: in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.
Congratulations, you got the scientific sign for 'male' on your arm.

You goofball, this is the symbol for male.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:28:52


At 1/16/10 02:27 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/16/10 02:23 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 1/16/10 02:21 AM, burnoutfool wrote: in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.
Congratulations, you got the scientific sign for 'male' on your arm.
You goofball, this is the symbol for male.

lol, ani and his mixing of symbols.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 02:30:05


At 1/16/10 02:27 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: You goofball, this is the symbol for male.

Or this as an alternative.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 05:58:57


At 1/15/10 05:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does this list make anyone rage because there's only one metal band included and they only got an honorable mention?

So this was made by a nobody? Not to worry, at least it's not some big website listing that, even though they've made lists as horrible as that before.

At 1/16/10 02:28 AM, burnoutfool wrote: lol, ani and his mixing of symbols.

I don't blame him, it looks similar.

At 1/16/10 02:30 AM, Nev wrote:
At 1/16/10 02:27 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: You goofball, this is the symbol for male.
Or this as an alternative.

No denying it!

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 12:00:47


Someone said logo?

I don't really like DarkThrone, but their logo is great

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 12:03:27


Someone said logo?

I don't really like DarkThrone, but their logo is great

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 13:24:41


At 1/15/10 06:15 PM, smeagol1 wrote: really wanna meet Varg now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIze1IIog 70

Ooh, that's a nice cover. I'll have to look up Teurgia.

In other news, dudes, the new Sigh album is awesome. It has a pretty big emphasis on the Slayer-esque Dante Alighieri dicksucking, but the album's real focal point is a brass and string orchestra and a full choir. Lots of people have been bitching about the poor production quality, which is a valid complaint, but the music's too damn good to get down about it. I'd post a mediafire link but that's against the rules or something so just send me a PM if you want it lol

Nice album art, eh?

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 14:59:34


At 1/16/10 01:24 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

Nice album art, eh?

Looks like Im going to have to check them out.


Enter Thy Metal Hell

www.infowars.com Because There Is A War On For Your Mind.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 18:00:08


At 1/15/10 12:34 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: This cock is the fucking shit...

I lol'd. I also posted it on facebook, and everybody thinks it's hilarious.

Oh, and I didn't credit you, simply because I'm a dick :D

At 1/16/10 02:28 AM, burnoutfool wrote: lol, ani and his mixing of symbols.

HAAHSDAHAHSAHAHASN LOLLO U MAED A FUNY

At 1/15/10 06:08 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: Agreed Nile's drummer is beastly, I saw Obscura when they opened for C Corpse last year from what i remember they were pretty good

and congrats =P

Thanks you man. And yeah, I would agree that the drummer in Nile is probably the best. Obscura is very good, I'm going to start listening to them now :P

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 21:11:34


At 1/16/10 01:24 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Nice album art, eh?

yup, but that's the only good thing about the album. It's shitty.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-16 23:06:30


At 1/16/10 05:58 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 1/16/10 02:28 AM, burnoutfool wrote: lol, ani and his mixing of symbols.
I don't blame him, it looks similar.

It's closer to Mercury then Mars (the male symbol). In fact the Romans stole it from the greeks who stole it from the sumerians.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-17 02:48:45


I recently got this idea.

Take Mod lifestyle and messages and put it into a Thrash/Modic instrument section.

Thrash Mod, Gentlemen.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-17 05:39:41


At 1/16/10 02:21 AM, burnoutfool wrote: in other news, I <3 my new tattoo.

Christ you've got tiny arms.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-17 08:35:26


At 1/16/10 12:03 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Someone said logo?

I don't really like DarkThrone, but their logo is great

The one black metal that always catches my attention is Summoning's. The rest, not as much. Man, why I haven't even tried listening to Summoning at least once before is beyond me. Even if I may not like it, it's something I should at least try to listen to.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-17 08:59:55


Recent doings: Swimming in the lovely Indian ocean, playing guitar, having sex, getting high.

Recent musics: Melvins, oh, this is really cool. Doom/Sludge/Stoner is my all consuming musical passion at this stage in my life. I still love Opeth, Death, heaps of death metal, and I recently started hanging with a guy who likes black metal so I'm listening to that too.

My final year of school is starting. Bah, time to go to ADELAIDE. It's time I bought a new guitar

My stoner rock/sludge (Yes, we're getting a bit sludgy now) band is starting to get good enough for LIVE PERFORMANCES (YAY).

The question I need answered? What guitars fucking rock for stoner metal? Should I get a Gibson SG like Matt Pike? A Les Paul? Is there some kind of stoner rock standard guitar? What is that black guitar Joshua Homme plays?

I havn't listened to Them Crooked Vultures yet, I will try and get their album sometime. Fucking might be awesome. Josh Homme and Dave Grohl are some heroes of mine.

tl;dr Asian version:

WHAT GUITAR I GET YOU TELL ME ANSWER

It's been pretty gay being banned. For saying fa- fuck.

Metal Hell.

Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-01-17 10:03:40


At 1/17/10 08:59 AM, PenisClown wrote: The question I need answered? What guitars fucking rock for stoner metal? Should I get a Gibson SG like Matt Pike? A Les Paul? Is there some kind of stoner rock standard guitar?

BC Rich.

What is that black guitar Joshua Homme plays?

It's some custom thing by a company called Maton.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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