At 12/10/09 07:37 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 12/10/09 07:29 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 12/10/09 07:28 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 12/10/09 07:13 PM, Nev wrote:

At 12/10/09 07:10 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Would it be like a cheeseburger without cheese?

And without the burger.

And without the catsup.

the bun would remain, however.

I don't like ketchup on my burger anyways.

I love ketchup. I used to hate lettuce and tomatoes, but now I like both, but only on my burger. And I only like the tomatoes for their texture, I still hate the taste, but if there's very few tomatoes then I am good.

Tomatoes taste like anus except in mexican food. Ketchup is amazing on a plain burger, but it has to be without cheese. Ketchup and cheese taste like horse anus.

Power metal can never like ketchup.

At 12/10/09 08:15 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Tomatoes taste like anus except in mexican food. Ketchup is amazing on a plain burger, but it has to be without cheese. Ketchup and cheese taste like horse anus.

Power metal can never like ketchup.

Bullshit, tomatoes taste like anus all the time. Ketchup is okay on a plain burger, but cheese on a plain burger is godly. You can't mix the two, but ketchup is NOTHING compared to cheese.

At 12/10/09 08:07 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I love ketchup. I used to hate lettuce and tomatoes, but now I like both, but only on my burger. And I only like the tomatoes for their texture, I still hate the taste, but if there's very few tomatoes then I am good.

I like lettuce on whatever nowadays - and I, like you, didn't used to.
I'm coming round to tomatos in that I like them on my chicken salad sammich, otherwise no. And especially not if they're big slices.

And little chunks in spag-bol make me gag.

At 12/10/09 08:24 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 12/10/09 08:15 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Tomatoes taste like anus except in mexican food. Ketchup is amazing on a plain burger, but it has to be without cheese. Ketchup and cheese taste like horse anus.

Power metal can never like ketchup.

Bullshit, tomatoes taste like anus all the time. Ketchup is okay on a plain burger, but cheese on a plain burger is godly. You can't mix the two, but ketchup is NOTHING compared to cheese.

Agreed. Cheese is the condiment of the gods.
Also, horse raddish, tartar sauce, mayo, and ranch all taste like poop.

At 12/10/09 08:28 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Agreed. Cheese is the condiment of the gods.

Cheese is only good hard. And then it is indeed godly.
If its melted its sickly.

Also, horse raddish, tartar sauce, mayo, and ranch all taste like poop.

Tartar sauce is fucking ace! I used to love that stuff.
And mayo has grown on me, but its no salad cream.

i love cheese, especially melted. it adds moisture to otherwise dry foods. veggie burgers suck without cheese. and onions fucking rule, i love onions on burgers, even if they give me bad breath.

The perfect burger for me is patty, cheese, and bacon, nothing else. I can't stand all that messy sauce and vegetable shit, it distracts you from the pure flavor. Grilled of course, with lots of seasonings. Succulent and juicy. I had a good burger for supper today. Lightly toasted buns kick ass too.

At 12/10/09 09:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The perfect burger for me is patty, cheese, and bacon, nothing else. I can't stand all that messy sauce and vegetable shit, it distracts you from the pure flavor. Grilled of course, with lots of seasonings. Succulent and juicy. I had a good burger for supper today. Lightly toasted buns kick ass too.

That is now an analogy for thrash metal.

At 12/10/09 09:19 PM, AniMetal wrote: That is now an analogy for thrash metal.

I don't see it, and I don't even listen to thrash metal anymore, but alright if you find a deep meaning in it be my guest.

At 12/10/09 09:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The perfect burger for me is patty, cheese, and bacon, nothing else. I can't stand all that messy sauce and vegetable shit, it distracts you from the pure flavor. Grilled of course, with lots of seasonings. Succulent and juicy. I had a good burger for supper today. Lightly toasted buns kick ass too.

Very nice. Mine would be slightly different, though.

I would take a lightly toasted sesame seed bun, with a medium-well juicy patty, melted swiss cheese on the bottom bun, cheddar cheese on the top, lightly salted, lots of pepper and meat seasonings.

Match that with greasy potato fries and an Arizona raspberry iced tea... see ya.

At 12/10/09 10:00 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Very nice. Mine would be slightly different, though.

I would take a lightly toasted sesame seed bun, with a medium-well juicy patty, melted swiss cheese on the bottom bun, cheddar cheese on the top, lightly salted, lots of pepper and meat seasonings.

Match that with greasy potato fries and an Arizona raspberry iced tea... see ya.

I will write this down and try it sometime it sounds epic. I've never had raspberry iced tea though. Arizona tea is fucking boss. I love the honey kind and the green tea cans that come in huge cans for a dollar. I drink it like water.

At 12/10/09 09:19 PM, AniMetal wrote: That is now an analogy for thrash metal.

I think it was the bacon, right?

I like my burger with cheese and ketchup and pickles like Americans are supposed to.

and lettuce. maybe a small amount of mayo. perhaps onions.

At 12/10/09 09:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The perfect burger for me is patty, cheese, and bacon, nothing else. I can't stand all that messy sauce and vegetable shit, it distracts you from the pure flavor. Grilled of course, with lots of seasonings. Succulent and juicy. I had a good burger for supper today. Lightly toasted buns kick ass too.

That truly is perfection im not sure if youve ever heard/had a baconator from wendys or if you even have wendys where you live but its pure orgasm between buns 2 patties 6 strips of bacon and cheese

At 12/10/09 06:13 PM, Nev wrote:

At 12/10/09 05:48 PM, AniMetal wrote: I still don't see why most you guys hate power metal.

I love Power Metal. But if its not cheesey, then it can't be good.
Death is gorey.
Doom is miserable.
Power is cheese.

That is so wrong... in so many ways...
How are Symphony X anywhere near cheesy music? And they are still somehow power metal. And one of the greatest bands in all Metal history if not in all music history... which is basically the same cause metal is the best music in the world.

And sorry if I don't join in your cheeseburger or whatever... fight you guys are having.

Other than this, I have discovered that Amon Amarth means Mount Doom in Sindarian (one of the many different elvish languages)
So here's another band to add to the "Tolking influenced metal bands"
But I think it's just normal to see artists using Tolkien's amazing universe. He is probably the best fiction writer that this world as ever seen. The greatest for sooooo many good reasons.

I think that it suits Black Metal and Folk Metal (or Black/Folk) a lot more than it fits Power Metal...
Even if I do not see things exactly like Nev, there is still a lot of cheese in Power Metal... and they tend to make Tolkien's universe look like some pony ride through a freakin fag forest or somethin...

At 12/11/09 12:25 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: How are Symphony X anywhere near cheesy music? And they are still somehow power metal. And one of the greatest bands in all Metal history if not in all music history... which is basically the same cause metal is the best music in the world.

Good and cheesey are not mutually exclusive. And Symphony X are cheesey because, among other things, their tendency to be over-the-top. And I'd really say Symphony X are more power/prog, not power.

At 12/11/09 12:55 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: And I'd really say Symphony X are more power/prog

In other words, they are both progressive metal AND power metal.

It's like saying "Opeth aren't progressive metal, they're death prog!"

At 12/11/09 02:09 AM, AniMetal wrote: In other words, they are both progressive metal AND power metal.

It's like saying "Opeth aren't progressive metal, they're death prog!"

it's hard to classify opeth as just death or just prog, because their being labeled as one genre will inevitably be an inadequate description of their overall sound, and such is the case with symphony x: to describe them as power metal would not give justice to their proggy tendencies, just as a description of them as solely prog would not give justice to their cheese level.

Fuck, this page is making me hungry!

At 12/10/09 10:23 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Who can deny the gayness of Manowar?

They're not gay, they're bisexuals. :P

At 12/10/09 04:38 PM, DrMafesto wrote: As for Manowar being the msot cheesy, are you all forgetting about Rhapsody? Am I the only one who has heard Power of The Dragonflame and Holy Thunderforce?

Hey, I'm a fan of their music. Power of the Dragonflame and Holy Thunderforce are some damn good songs. :) I'm still needing to get Legendary Tales and Symphony of Enchanted Lands Part II and I'll be sure to get them sometime before the new album comes out in March.

Im almost embarrassed to show Rhapsody to others, because their immediate reaction before saying they love them is a GIGANTIC facepalm.

More love for Rhapsody is needed.

At 12/10/09 05:16 PM, AniMetal wrote: But the thing is: Rhapsody don't take themselves that seriously, manowar do.

Wait what? I thought Manowar weren't meant to be serious at all.

At 12/10/09 05:48 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 12/10/09 05:44 PM, Nev wrote: But they're all rubbish.

I still don't see why most you guys hate power metal.

I obviously like the most well known bands but when it comes to lesser known stuff, there is so much uninspiring stuff that it makes me reluctant to look into more power metal. I'm only wanting to listen to bands that stand out well from others but for now, I feel I have a good amount of bands to listen to. Around 25 artists from that genre alone is good enough for me for the time being. Sure, it may be nothing in comparison to your 1,000+ list of power metal bands you know but quality over quantity for me. :)

And besides, I need to look more into the other sub-genres of metal as some I feel I haven't paid enough attention to (black and doom) or I feel I could do with more artists from a certain category (traditional and thrash).

I felt there latest album was there only one worth getting, there first three albums are so boring - At least with the new one it is very catchy.

I actually think DragonForce's best album is Valley of the Damned and I have no shame in admitting that I still enjoy it.

At 12/11/09 10:53 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 12/10/09 05:16 PM, AniMetal wrote: But the thing is: Rhapsody don't take themselves that seriously, manowar do.

Wait what? I thought Manowar weren't meant to be serious at all.

No they aren't they're like a lot of bands that were around in that period.

I felt there latest album was there only one worth getting, there first three albums are so boring - At least with the new one it is very catchy.

I actually think DragonForce's best album is Valley of the Damned and I have no shame in admitting that I still enjoy it.

Dragonforce don't have any really great albums, but this one I have to second is their best. Although, they still suck live.

At 12/11/09 02:13 PM, Killing-joke wrote:

At 12/11/09 10:53 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 12/10/09 05:16 PM, AniMetal wrote: But the thing is: Rhapsody don't take themselves that seriously, manowar do.

Wait what? I thought Manowar weren't meant to be serious at all.

No they aren't they're like a lot of bands that were around in that period.

I felt there latest album was there only one worth getting, there first three albums are so boring - At least with the new one it is very catchy.

I actually think DragonForce's best album is Valley of the Damned and I have no shame in admitting that I still enjoy it.

Dragonforce don't have any really great albums, but this one I have to second is their best. Although, they still suck live.

Agreed that Valley is their best, their albums get worse and worse over time.
Speaking of "Dragon" bands, Dragonland is returning with their new album in 2010. WOOOOOOOO!

Hey, just figured I'd post my buddy's band here, check them out and tell me what you think, my buddy's the vocalist and rhythm guitar.

I'M IN THE MOOD. THE FEELING IS RIGHT...

First sitting on my new tattoo. Free tattoos kick ass.

At 12/10/09 11:15 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: That truly is perfection im not sure if youve ever heard/had a baconator from wendys or if you even have wendys where you live but its pure orgasm between buns 2 patties 6 strips of bacon and cheese

Yeah, it's a heart attack on a bun in all it's glory. I could feel my arteries clogging and my heart pace quickening with every bite.

At 12/11/09 04:36 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I'M IN THE MOOD. THE FEELING IS RIGHT...

Foghat are awesome, but not metal.

At 12/11/09 10:53 AM, Bahamut wrote: They're not gay, they're bisexuals. :P

They're neither gay nor bisexual.
They're just excessively manly.

At 12/11/09 02:29 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Speaking of "Dragon" bands, Dragonland is returning with their new album in 2010. WOOOOOOOO!

Just in time for a discussion on cheesey power metal! Excellent, I only have Holy War by them, and it was one of my favorite power albums for a while.

Has anyone ever heard of Unleash the Archers ?

Found an awesome melodic death metal band, Frozen Eternity. Please kick me in the fucking balls if they are popular, but if not I just discovered a gem.

Check them out.