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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 12:28:06


At 12/9/09 11:53 AM, mothballs wrote: why the hell is Cannibal Corpse supporting Hatebreed? Putting them in the same lineup is bad enough, but supporting them?

Because the mainstream audience that loves one band usually always loves the other.

Why do you care? Both bands suck ass.

Anyway, Municipal Waste last night...

The show cost was only 15 USD!

"Beyond The Line Of Sight" apparently canceled last minute, no problem for me though. (Although two people at the show were reeeeeeeeeeeeally pissed off)

"Cauldron" was the first band to play, the played for 30 minutes and I got to say - Even though their drummer was insane, they were QUITE boring. The bassist was incredibly suckish, the guitarist was very generic and he overdid it way to much with the solos and the singer was a falsetto vocalist(Which makes me think they're power metal, but it's so simple and boring i'd hate to call it that) but I couldn't hear him at all because the mics were being screwie all night.

"Phobia" was a grindcore band(It's the USA one, there's like twenty phobia's) they played for 45 minutes - They played 30 or so songs(All of which are between a minute and 3 minutes long) ALL their songs sounded exactly the same, but maybe that's just grindcore in general... anyway, these guys were surprisingly technical so it was fun to watch. The first ten seconds these guys played and the crowd went BERSERK, like - Toxic Waltz mosh pit berserk.

"Brutal Truth" played for an hour, and I thought they were really boring personally. (The other people in the audience loved it though, so it must've just been me)

Then Municipal Waste also played for around 80 minutes and were AMAZING. Every single person in the audience was either moshing, headbanging like fuck or crowd surfing.

MW said THEMSELVES that we were one of the best crowds they've ever played in front of!

Also, their were LOTS of bare tits on stage when they played Boner City.

I'd like to say that Municipal Waste is now the most INTENSE crowd I have ever seen.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 12:54:28


At 12/9/09 02:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I think NSBM just reached the highest level or racism to ever exist in this world.

Great band name don't you think?

I think 'JewJuice' would have sounded better.

...Sorry, did I miss the point you were trying to make?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 13:23:47


Fucking awesome, Municipal Waste live. I've added them to the must see before I die list. Opeth are on that list too.

Hammerfall. This has too much cheese. And I can't believe you would like this stuff Speedy and Bahamut.

Sonata Arctica are a bit less cheesey IMO.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 13:27:29


At 12/9/09 01:23 PM, PenisClown wrote: Sonata Arctica are a bit less cheesey IMO.

Sonata Arctica has a fucking KEYTAR. Somehow they make it pretty metal though. They're still pretty cheesy, in my opinion at least, but I still like them.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 14:08:56


Hello, everyone. Just checking in on my metal buddies. Anyone heard the new [debut, actually] Enfold Darkness CD? The vocals are.. bad, but the guitars...Holy shit. The entire band sounds like someone took the technicality of a band like Nile or Beneath the Massacre, with the melodious nature of AA, or any other melo-death band.. And then, for whatever reason, threw in some Dani Filth for the vocals. I despise black metal vocals, but this band is actually really good. The guitars are.. pretty.

Also getting more into Novembers Doom, Hypocrisy, Bloodbath, and Katatonia...


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 14:59:24


At 12/9/09 12:15 PM, PenisClown wrote: She likes Sonata Arctica.

And blowing me.

I'm so in love guys :D:D:D:D

Gross. Lol.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 15:01:24


At 12/9/09 01:27 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Sonata Arctica has a fucking KEYTAR.

Exactly why they are awesome.

Hammerfall = The most cheesy power metal band, with the soul exception of MAYBE ManOwar.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 15:10:05


At 12/9/09 07:32 AM, DeIirium wrote: Impaled Nazarene..

Highly mediocre, but their last release is good.

Gehenna is also really good, i dont know if its depressing, but it surely is atmospheric.

One, definantly not depressive. Two, it has some atmosphere, but not that great of one. Gehenna is really only good on their first three "Spells" releases.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 15:15:56


At 12/9/09 01:27 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/9/09 01:23 PM, PenisClown wrote: Sonata Arctica are a bit less cheesey IMO.
Sonata Arctica has a fucking KEYTAR. Somehow they make it pretty metal though. They're still pretty cheesy, in my opinion at least, but I still like them.

On the scale of cheesy from 0 - Rhapsody, they are around 5, I think.

I love Sonata. I think we can all agree the best part about that band is Tony's lyrics. He is by far my favorite Lyricist.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 15:30:00


Also, favorite Sonata song GO!

Respect the Wilderness right now.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 15:40:09


I can remember when I saw Sonata Arctica for free on September 27, 2008. Yes, free. I'm pretty sure I posted about it here at the time.

Also, I haven't been to any shows since August 15th due to lack of $$$. NYC has no shortage of gigs by any means, but most come at a pretty steep price. Might be a while before I can get my finances in order again.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 16:04:42


At 12/9/09 01:23 PM, PenisClown wrote: Hammerfall. This has too much cheese. And I can't believe you would like this stuff Speedy and Bahamut.

Seriously, what is your fucking problem? Does it really matter that I like something that's "too cheesy" for you?

At 12/9/09 03:30 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Also, favorite Sonata song GO!

Respect the Wilderness right now.

The ones that I have in mind are 8th Commandment and The Power of One.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 16:55:21


At 12/9/09 12:15 PM, PenisClown wrote: She likes Sonata Arctica.

And blowing me.

I'm so in love guys :D:D:D:D

She looks more like an eastern European than an Aussie.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 21:10:08


Is it wrong that i really dont like Sonata Arctica?
i cannot stand the vocals but this is coming from someone who listens to no power metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 21:14:31


At 12/9/09 09:10 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: Is it wrong that i really dont like Sonata Arctica?

No. The only problem is if you like Sonata Arctica.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 21:31:01


At 12/9/09 09:14 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/9/09 09:10 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: Is it wrong that i really dont like Sonata Arctica?
No. The only problem is if you like Sonata Arctica.

....you're bullshitting, right?

You must be bullshitting.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 21:32:41


At 12/9/09 09:31 PM, AniMetal wrote: ....you're bullshitting, right?

You must be bullshitting.

I don't really have an opinion on them. They're bland. Alright, but nothing special - well, apart from White Pearl/Black Oceans.

Plus its fun to run with the 'they're gay' angle :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 21:40:17


At 12/9/09 09:32 PM, Nev wrote: I don't really have an opinion on them. They're bland. Alright, but nothing special - well, apart from White Pearl/Black Oceans.

Ecliptica and Silence = Fucking win.

And White Pearls is probably the most boring song they have made IMO.


Plus its fun to run with the 'they're gay' angle :).

Hahaha they get laid every night, trust me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 21:42:02


At 12/9/09 09:40 PM, AniMetal wrote: And White Pearls is probably the most boring song they have made IMO.

I couldn't disagree more :P.

Hahaha they get laid every night, trust me.

I don't mean gay as in gay. I mean it as in gay.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 22:33:46


At 12/9/09 09:40 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hahaha they get laid every night, trust me.

by dudes, yeah

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 23:44:45


At 12/9/09 10:33 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/9/09 09:40 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hahaha they get laid every night, trust me.
by dudes, yeah

ahaha that was just perfect.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-09 23:52:45


At 12/9/09 03:01 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hammerfall = The most cheesy power metal band, with the soul exception of MAYBE ManOwar.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MANOWAR. THEY ARE THE MANLIEST BAND IN EXISTENCE.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 00:00:53


At 12/9/09 11:52 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MANOWAR. THEY ARE THE MANLIEST BAND IN EXISTENCE.

Them and Foghat.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 00:11:13


At 12/9/09 11:52 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/9/09 03:01 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hammerfall = The most cheesy power metal band, with the soul exception of MAYBE ManOwar.
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MANOWAR. THEY ARE THE MANLIEST BAND IN EXISTENCE.

Seriously. They hold the record for the longest metal concert ever.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 00:20:12


At 12/10/09 12:11 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/9/09 11:52 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/9/09 03:01 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hammerfall = The most cheesy power metal band, with the soul exception of MAYBE ManOwar.
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MANOWAR. THEY ARE THE MANLIEST BAND IN EXISTENCE.
Seriously. They hold the record for the longest metal concert ever.

They do? How long would that be? I was unaware of this record. I just know they also hold the record for loudest live band, and it's pretty fucking loud.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 01:30:22


Devin Townsend is coming to Australia in March yayayayay

:D


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 06:22:20


manowar is homosexual.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 07:22:16


Right now I'm listening to "Welcome to the Jungle" by John 5. It's an istramental version of the famed GnR song of the same name. It has guitar for vocals, and it doesn't sound half bad.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 07:29:31


At 12/10/09 12:11 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Seriously. They hold the record for the longest metal concert ever.

Yeah, it was like six and a half hours!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-10 09:40:03


At 12/10/09 07:29 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 12/10/09 12:11 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Seriously. They hold the record for the longest metal concert ever.
Yeah, it was like six and a half hours!

it was five but whatever, that's still killer.