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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 16:47:27


At 12/6/09 02:47 AM, burnoutfool wrote: Amon Amarth is <3
Which albums do you have bubba? I gawt Twilight Of The Thunder God, With Oden On Our Side and Versus The World, all quite the tits.

I prefer the cleaner sound of the first two though, but Death In Fire is an amazing song, such a catchy riff.

I have all of them, but Once Sent from the Golden Hall and With Oden on our Side are my favorite albums.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 16:49:05


At 12/6/09 04:24 PM, smeagol1 wrote: spartans had armor vikings diden't.

other way around, nig.

Spartans battled their opponents near nude, to respect them, Vikings wore Leather and chain armor into battle, as well as fur to keep them warm in the winters of scandinavia.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 17:20:53


Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys, five new shows I just learned about in the beginning months of next year!

Here's a complete list of shows I want to go to next year, you guys need to help me figure out what I should go to! (The bands I have seen before have notes by there names)

TUESDAY DECEMBER 8, 2009
Tickets $15.00
Municipal Waste
Brutal Truth
Phobia
Cauldron
Beyond The Line Of Sight
@ The Palladium in Worcester.

FRIDAY JANUARY 8, 2010
Tickets $25.00
Korpiklaani - Once before
Tyr
Swashbuckle - Twice before
White Wizzard
@ The Palladium in Worcester

SATURDAY JANUARY 16, 2010
Tickets $25.00
Nile
Immolation
Krisiun - Twice before
Abigail Williams
Dreaming Dead
@ The Palladium in Worcester.

SATURDAY JANUARY 23, 2010
Tickets $25.00
Arch Enemy
Exodus - Once before
Arsis
Mutiny Within
@ The Palladium in Worcester.

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 14, 2010
Tickets $65.00
Slayer
Megadeth
Testament
@ Some place in Lowell

SATURDAY JANUARY 30, 2010
Tickets $20.00
Epica
Threat Signal
Black Guard - Twice before
@ The Palladium in Worcester.

UNCONFIRMED DATE IN FEBRUARY, 2010
Tickets TBA
DevilDriver
Suffocation
Goatwhore - Once before
Thy Will Be Done
@ The palladium in Worcester(Not confirmed yet, high chance though!)

FRIDAY MARCH 5, 2010
Tickets TBA
Kreator - Once before
Lazarus A.D.
Evile
Nachtmystium - Twice before
Voivod
@ The palladium in Worcester

SATURDAY MARCH 6, 2010
Tickets $28.00
Hammerfall
Powerglove
Frozen
Infinite Descent - Once before, but they were under a different name then.
@ The palladium in Worcester

SATURDAY APRIL 3, 2010
Tickets $25.00
Sonata Arctica - Three times before
Mutiny Within
Powerglove
Once Beloved
Desiccation
@ The palladium in Worcester

FRIDAY APRIL 9, 2010
Tickets TBA
Finntroll
Moonsorrow - Once before
Swallow The Sun - Once before
Survivors: Zero
@ The palladium in Worcester

FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MAY 28 - MAY 30, 2010
Tickets are $130.00 for all three days
AUTOPSY
SODOM (Germany)
GORGUTS (Canada)
OBITUARY
ENTOMBED (Sweden)
POSSESSED
WATAIN (Sweden)
ASPHYX (Netherlands)
EYEHATEGOD
PENTAGRAM
PESTILENCE (Netherlands)
NAGLFAR (Sweden)
BLOOD DUSTER (Australia)
MALEVOLENT CREATION
CONVERGE
NECROPHOBIC (Sweden)
MELECHESH (Netherlands)
SINISTER (Netherlands)
INCANTATION
PORTAL (Australia)
WOLFBRIGADE (Sweden)
HAEMORRHAGE (Spain)
THE CHASM
COFFINS (Japan)
IMPALED
DECEASED
SADISTIC INTENT
NAZXUL (Australia)
CAPITALIST CASUALTIES
GRIDLINK
GOROD (France)
CAPTAIN CLEANOFF (Australia)
ROMPEPROP (Netherlands)
BIRDS OF PREY
TRAP THEM
CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN
GRIDE (Czech Republic)
INGROWING (Czech Republic)
JUCIFER
FANG
MAGRUDERGRIND
VERBAL ABUSE
STORMCROW
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
MALIGNANCY
OBLITERATION (Norway)
16
JESUS CRÖST (Netherlands)
MASSGRAVE (Canada)
SULACO
FUCK THE FACTS (Canada)
DEFEATIST
PUTRESCENCE (Canada)
TOMBS
SURROUNDINGS
HOWL
THE COMMUNION
ROTENNESS (Mexico)
HONKEY KONG
@ MARYLAND DEATHFEST!!!!
(The only band on this entire MDF lineup I HAVE seen before is Obituary!)

if you were me what shows would you personally sacrifice?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 17:37:59


At 12/6/09 12:53 PM, AniMetal wrote: And you also like The black dahlia murder.

Maybe you just like bad music?

I'm not that huge a fan of BDM, and they're the only core I listen to. Why the fuck are you bringing them up? I'm going to give you my top 10 list since you apparently don't understand my taste:

1. Dew-Scented
2. Vader
3. Insomnium
4. Suffocation
5. Cannibal Corpse
6. Dark Tranquility
7. Meshuggah
8. In Flames
9. Arch Enemy
10. Kataklysm

DO YOU THINK I HAVE BAD TASTE NOW? MMM?

(Yes, I'm a dick, I know. Well, at least most of the time.)

At 12/6/09 04:24 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Spartans are a worthy match for the vikings. spartans had armor vikings diden't. I think you really need to look at there fighting styles before you judge.

So doesn't fighting without armor make you more awesome, manly and brutal?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 17:41:56


Damn Animetal i think as long as you go to Municipal Waste, Nile at least one of the shows with Powerglove, and even the show with Suffocation theyre pretty good live, your golden and if you can afford the Maryland Deathfest you cant pass that up

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 17:57:29


At 12/6/09 11:39 AM, mothballs wrote:
I honestly never understood what everybody sees in Opeth. Maybe I'm just one of those guys that only likes angry stuff, or just don't like progressive metal. I dunno man, I've tried them over and over again and I can't like them. Whatever.

Same here, when I try to listen to Opeth I stay like ":| and now?"... I prefer angry shit too


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:05:40


... I guess you have no eye for talent then. They (Opeth) are very talented musicians. Period. They make beautiful songs.

On another note, can anyone recommend me something heavy and melodic? I checked out the bands you guys suggested on the other page... but I need more. :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:05:56


At 12/6/09 05:37 PM, mothballs wrote: DO YOU THINK I HAVE BAD TASTE NOW? MMM?

Honestly, it's pretty average taste.

All your favorite bands are more popular than most, so yeah - Pretty generic and mainstream taste.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:41:30


At 12/6/09 05:37 PM, mothballs wrote: I'm not that huge a fan of BDM, and they're the only core I listen to.

Same here, they're okay, and the only core I listen to, but I get shit for it too.

1. Dew-Scented

meh

2. Vader

meh

3. Insomnium

meh

4. Suffocation

meh

5. Cannibal Corpse

early is great, new is meh.

6. Dark Tranquility

meh

7. Meshuggah

shit

8. In Flames

early is good, new is shit

9. Arch Enemy

shit

10. Kataklysm

meh...Ex Deo is better


DO YOU THINK I HAVE BAD TASTE NOW? MMM?

average.

At 12/6/09 04:24 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Spartans are a worthy match for the vikings. spartans had armor vikings diden't. I think you really need to look at there fighting styles before you judge.
So doesn't fighting without armor make you more awesome, manly and brutal?

He reversed them. Spartans used their tactical senses, not military grade weapons to overpower the enemy.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:43:09


At 12/6/09 06:05 PM, DrMafesto wrote: On another note, can anyone recommend me something heavy and melodic? I checked out the bands you guys suggested on the other page... but I need more. :P

Frailty, my good sir.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:44:43


Don't worry you guys. I can't stand Opeth either. There's at least three bands in here that a lot of you guys love and I can't fucking stand. It's natural. And just because someone doesn't like a band doesn't mean they have no eye for talent. Brash generalizations in here start shit flinging.

Also, people that say Mikael is god piss me off.

Garm >>>>>>>>>> Mikael

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:47:30


At 12/6/09 06:44 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Garm >>>>>>>>>> Mikael

THIS!

SO MUCH!


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 18:52:32


At 12/6/09 06:05 PM, DrMafesto wrote: ... I guess you have no eye for talent then. They (Opeth) are very talented musicians. Period. They make beautiful songs.

I know they are, they're a great band and all, but I don't like them. I'm just not into Progressive metal.

On another note, can anyone recommend me something heavy and melodic? I checked out the bands you guys suggested on the other page... but I need more. :P

Yeah, I would've thought that you'd like Insomnium, because they make beautiful songs too. I'll give you some more, but no power metal, sorry:

Meshuggah
At the Gates
The Absence
Dark Tranquility
Omnium Gatherum

Those are some I think you would like, all melodic (exception of Meshuggah, but they're good anyway).

At 12/6/09 06:05 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 12/6/09 05:37 PM, mothballs wrote: DO YOU THINK I HAVE BAD TASTE NOW? MMM?
Honestly, it's pretty average taste.

All your favorite bands are more popular than most, so yeah - Pretty generic and mainstream taste.

If I were to give you my full list, i'll run out of characters. Only my favorites are mainstream, but that's okay, right? No, not to you.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 19:07:57


At 12/6/09 06:44 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Don't worry you guys. I can't stand Opeth either. There's at least three bands in here that a lot of you guys love and I can't fucking stand. It's natural.

Other two?

Garm >>>>>>>>>> Mikael

Durr.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 19:33:34


At 12/6/09 06:52 PM, mothballs wrote: I know they are, they're a great band and all, but I don't like them. I'm just not into Progressive metal.

I don't understand how people can not like Opeth because they aren't aggressive enough.

Since when does angst determine whether a band is good or not?

Outside of thrash metal and core I mean.

Those are some I think you would like, all melodic (exception of Meshuggah, but they're good anyway)

Haha no, those guys suck cock.

If I were to give you my full list, i'll run out of characters. Only my favorites are mainstream, but that's okay, right? No, not to you.

Use your blog, you have six times as many characters.

And in the highly unlikely case you run out of characters you can make another blog.

So that's 13 times more characters than in a BBS post.

What are you trying to prove anyway? That you know more bands than anyone?

Listing a few more bands than ten(Even if you listed 50 bands) you still wouldn't run out of characters in a BBS post.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 19:37:57


At 12/6/09 07:33 PM, AniMetal wrote: Haha no, those guys suck cock.

Meshuggah?

No, no, no.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 19:41:29


At 12/6/09 07:33 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 12/6/09 06:52 PM, mothballs wrote: I know they are, they're a great band and all, but I don't like them. I'm just not into Progressive metal.
I don't understand how people can not like Opeth because they aren't aggressive enough.

that's not why I don't like Opeth.

Since when does angst determine whether a band is good or not?

It doesn't.

Outside of thrash metal and core I mean.

"aggression" still doesn't decide in Thrash. Maybe core, but core is fail, so whatever.

Listing a few more bands than ten(Even if you listed 50 bands) you still wouldn't run out of characters in a BBS post.

true, it's probably a copout.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 19:51:12


At 12/6/09 07:41 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
I don't understand how people can not like Opeth because they aren't aggressive enough.
that's not why I don't like Opeth.

Listen to Opeth's first album, Orchid.

I remember that being progressive black metal.

"aggression" still doesn't decide in Thrash.

But it helps in thrash metal.

I mean, you CAN be a non-angry thrash metal band but it usually doesn't work out very well.


true, it's probably a copout.

Probably.

At 12/6/09 07:37 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/6/09 07:33 PM, AniMetal wrote: Haha no, those guys suck cock.
Meshuggah?
No, no, no.

They're pretty bad.

At 12/6/09 06:05 PM, DrMafesto wrote: On another note, can anyone recommend me something heavy and melodic? I checked out the bands you guys suggested on the other page... but I need more. :P

Kreator, they are thrash metal but they have some melodic moments.

At 12/6/09 05:37 PM, mothballs wrote: So doesn't fighting without armor make you more awesome, manly and brutal?

No, it makes you an idiot.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 19:55:44


At 12/6/09 07:51 PM, AniMetal wrote: They're pretty bad.

They're really, really not.

Also, Opeth are boring. Not everyone has to like them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 20:00:31


At 12/6/09 07:55 PM, Nev wrote: They're really, really not.

Prove me wrong with links, everything i've heard by them sucks.

And when I saw Cynic open for them they sucked cock and Cynic blew the shit out of them.


Also, Opeth are boring. Not everyone has to like them.

You could say the same thing about any band that writes all 10+ minute long songs.

I never said you have to like them, but denying there talent is pure idiocy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 20:10:52


At 12/6/09 08:00 PM, AniMetal wrote: denying there talent is pure idiocy

LOL YOU USED THE WRONG FORM OF THEIR

Prove me wrong with links, everything i've heard by them sucks.

Do these apply?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 20:18:07


At 12/6/09 08:00 PM, AniMetal wrote: And when I saw Cynic open for them they sucked cock and Cynic blew the shit out of them.

Cynic are very good. But they're not the kind of band that could blow the shit out of Meshuggah.
Cynic are fairly laid back. Meshuggah are aggressive.
Them being better is different though.
And Meshuggah aren't everyones cup of tea and they're atonal and droney.

You could say the same thing about any band that writes all 10+ minute long songs.

You could say the same thing about any band.
Opeth are boring though. Om write songs longer than Opeth and they're not dull. Opeth endlessly repeat their riffs. They get dull quick.

I never said you have to like them, but denying there talent is pure idiocy.

Of course.

At 12/6/09 08:10 PM, mothballs wrote: Do these apply?

More like this!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 20:25:40


At 12/6/09 08:18 PM, Nev wrote: Cynic are very good. But they're not the kind of band that could blow the shit out of Meshuggah.
Cynic are fairly laid back. Meshuggah are aggressive.

Exactly why they blew the shit out of them.

Because they didn't take themselves seriously, at all and they were just trying to make sure everyone was having fun.

Then gayshuggah came out and were all like "WE'RE BRUTAL SHIT YO"

They acted like what you would expect a deathcore band to act like.

Them being better is different though.
And Meshuggah aren't everyones cup of tea and they're atonal and droney.

Not really droney, more like just mindless shredding.

No meaning at all in their music. (Don't say what about the lyrics, cause you guys are the guys that always tell me lyrics do not mean shit)


You could say the same thing about any band.

Touche.

Opeth are boring though. Om write songs longer than Opeth and they're not dull.

That is because Om is amazing.

Opeth endlessly repeat their riffs. They get dull quick.

Not really... With the soul exception of The Grand Conjuration none of there songs repeat riffs, some of there riffs(Especially in there first two albums) may sound alike but you can tell they aren't playing the same exact thing and that is exactly what makes them progressive.


More like this!

After listening to those other two and a half shits I really don't want to listen to another.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 20:35:30


At 12/6/09 08:25 PM, AniMetal wrote: Then gayshuggah came out and were all like "WE'RE BRUTAL SHIT YO"

Yeah, that is gay. It's why I hated Kataklysm :P.
Although I can forgive Municipal Waste for it, because... well... because its Municipal Waste :P.

Not really droney, more like just mindless shredding.

Rhythmically, its droney. It's like a machine would drone: d-dun... d-dun... d-dun... d-dun.
Also, Meshuggah hardly shred. They're almost entirely about rhythm.

No meaning at all in their music. (Don't say what about the lyrics, cause you guys are the guys that always tell me lyrics do not mean shit)

Damn! You totally said that cause you know Haake writes some proper decent lyrics :P.
Very philosophical and shit.

But I suck at analysis and I couldn't tell you what the meaning of any bands music is. I don't care for that stuff. But I bet someone could.

Not really... With the soul exception of The Grand Conjuration none of there songs repeat riffs, some of there riffs(Especially in there first two albums) may sound alike but you can tell they aren't playing the same exact thing and that is exactly what makes them progressive.

That subtlety doesn't really work in Opeth for me. They just sound uninspired.

After listening to those other two and a half shits I really don't want to listen to another.

But mine was better ;)... seriously, it was. So listen!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 20:45:54


At 12/6/09 08:35 PM, Nev wrote: Yeah, that is gay. It's why I hated Kataklysm :P.

Yeah, but they aren't even a quarter as famous as Gayshuggah so they probably realize they aren't the shit, unlike gayshuggah who could say "LOOK HOW POPULAR WE ARE, WE MUST KICK ASS!"

Although I can forgive Municipal Waste for it, because... well... because its Municipal Waste :P.

Municipal Waste don't take themselves seriously, at all.

Watch any interview ever with them, you can tell live it's all a facade. lmao


Rhythmically, its droney. It's like a machine would drone: d-dun... d-dun... d-dun... d-dun.
Also, Meshuggah hardly shred. They're almost entirely about rhythm.

Alright, it's more like mindless chugging - They aren't cool enough to shred.

Damn! You totally said that cause you know Haake writes some proper decent lyrics :P.

Actually, I have no idea what the lyrics are but I was just saying that disclaimer so you guys aren't just like "WE'RE CONTRADICTING OURSELVES, LYRICS ARE EVERYTHING"

Very philosophical and shit.

Bah, philosophy in music like this doesn't fit at all.


But I suck at analysis and I couldn't tell you what the meaning of any bands music is. I don't care for that stuff. But I bet someone could.

Psh, I bet the band could tell you.

That subtlety doesn't really work in Opeth for me. They just sound uninspired.

Then you probably won't like Riverside much, they are basically as subtle as a metal band you could possibly get.


But mine was better ;)... seriously, it was. So listen!

I was listening to yours actually(Because it was you, and I trust your opinion more than Mothballs)

it is much better, but the vocals are a MEGA turn off - They sound so bad.

Plus the video was retarded. hahaha

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 21:02:39


At 12/6/09 07:51 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 12/6/09 07:41 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
I don't understand how people can not like Opeth because they aren't aggressive enough.
that's not why I don't like Opeth.
Listen to Opeth's first album, Orchid.

I remember that being progressive black metal.

That was my first of their albums. It was shit. I honestly just don't like opeth. I find them bland and tasteless. I've tried many times to listen to their music, but it clashes with me. I find Akerfeldt to be a twat, and his screaming is bland, not to mention his cut/paste style of playing.

just my opinion though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 21:06:08


At 12/6/09 09:02 PM, burnoutfool wrote: just my opinion though.

That's all opinions, I admit.

But Mike is not a twat, he is actually a really awesome guy.

And he is entirely self-taught, when it comes to guitar, when it comes to vocals and when it comes to songwriting.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 21:07:33


At 12/6/09 09:06 PM, AniMetal wrote: And he is entirely self-taught, when it comes to guitar, when it comes to vocals and when it comes to songwriting.

self taught =/= good.

He's mediocre at best. Garm is a much better musician. So is Ildjarn.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 21:09:18


At 12/6/09 09:07 PM, burnoutfool wrote: self taught =/= good.

I never said that it was a good thing.

He's mediocre at best. Garm is a much better musician. So is Ildjarn.

I have more respect for mediocre self-taught musicians than great professionally taught musicians.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-06 21:13:17


At 12/6/09 09:09 PM, AniMetal wrote: I have more respect for mediocre self-taught musicians than great professionally taught musicians.

I didn't say I didn't respect him, I just said that he's mediocre and his music is bland.

Besides, Lantlos beats the shit off Opeth any day.


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