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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 13:50:14


Whats the matter kid don't ya like clowns?! Don't we make ya laugh, Aren't we fucking funny?!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 14:24:26


At 10/26/09 12:29 PM, PenisClown wrote: Within Temptation suck cock.

This.

Also, stop sucking Metal Archives cocks - Go listen to them yourself, they are basically really poppy rock like Paramore only with keyboards and guitar solos.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 14:27:19


I don't know if you usually talk about Industrial Metal, but I was listening to Turmion Kätilöt and they're pretty kickass...


Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 14:36:10


At 10/26/09 09:34 AM, PenisClown wrote: lots of stuff lolol0l kick hax0r nub

So what the fuck do you like? Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Marduk, Emperor? All black stuff

May I give a fuck about this guy?

Oh, you must listen to Moonspell, don't judge them by their name, they sound excelent, Black Metal with some other influences.
And Marblebog is some Depressive Black Metal that is good to listen too and reflect about your life, your thoughts this is world...

Your a successful hater in my opinion...

Double post, sorry...

Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 15:00:56


At 10/26/09 09:34 AM, PenisClown wrote: All I wanted was some tits. I don't know what the fuck you're on about. I guess I will do that though.

Oh... well in that case, I apologise and shall help you get tits.

TTTTIIIIIIITTTTSSS HHHOOOOOOOO!

I have no fucking idea, for some reason I've been calling them U-F-O-Ma-moot. Is that because I want to have butt sex with aliens, I'm a mummies boy and a /b/tard? Perhaps.

Thats how I say it when I'm spelling it. It helps, but I doubt its the actual pronounciation ;).

At 10/26/09 09:34 AM, PenisClown wrote:
The Sword
I've heard good and bad things, but have never subjected myself to their music.

They're like a bad Wolfmother.

At 10/26/09 09:36 AM, PenisClown wrote: I'm 17 in 5 months >:(

Yeah, well you insulted my taste in Doom, you deserved that!

At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: So what the fuck do you like? Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Marduk, Emperor? All black stuff

Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

May I give a fuck about this guy?

Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 15:09:12


At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: So what the fuck do you like? Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Marduk, Emperor? All black stuff
Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

May I give a fuck about this guy?
Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!

I have lot's o Doom here, more Stoner Doom. Candlemass, Witchfinder General, Bongzilla... etc.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 15:43:16


At 10/26/09 03:10 PM, batman64 wrote: For fuck's sake!!!
Negate the fucking negativity.

This post is negative ^

And the cheekiness of this one makes it positive :P.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 16:23:05


At 10/26/09 09:34 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 10/25/09 06:28 PM, Nev wrote:
At 10/25/09 06:14 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:
Has anyone seen Afro Samurai yet? Is it metal? Do you know what's metal? That 360 game Viking. You get to hack people's arms off. As a long haired viking guy.

Afro samurai has an awesome rap soundtrack. I would say that its one of the better action animes.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 18:02:56


At 10/26/09 04:23 PM, DeIirium wrote: Afro samurai has an awesome rap soundtrack.

Afro Samurai is awesome all together.

Only, I was once flipping through channels at 2 in the morning and it was on Sci-Fi channel dubbed.

Which was really weird.

Helloween - Eagle Fly Free

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 18:28:43


Soooooooooooooooooooooooo... I listened to The Divine Wings of Tragedy after a while of putting it off. After listening to V: I was pretty disappointmented, so I was in a downer on Symphony X albums. But DWoT was a cracking listen. I didn't find any track to be filler and it helps that all my favourite songs bar The Odyssey are on that album (Accolade, Sea of Lies, DWoT, Of Sins and Shadows).

I listened to Domination from Paradise Lost too as someone said its one of their best songs. Russell's voice sounds awful on it.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 18:42:09


i think it's funny that people STILL think ponos is in love with black metal

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 18:48:00


At 10/26/09 06:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i think it's funny that people STILL think ponos is in love with black metal

Innit.
Especially given every post he's made for the last year has featured the word 'weed' or 'stoned' about 10 times.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 18:53:34


Most of the guys that are in to Black Metal here go on to Doom. Alex did too. I guess I'm old skool. St8 legit brah.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 19:34:24


I feeds on your negative energys!!!! >:C

Dissection-Where Dead Angels Lie

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 19:46:37


At 10/26/09 07:34 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I feeds on your negative energys!!!! >:C

Dissection-Where Dead Angels Lie

That's pretty metal. I'm a completely negative person with a bleak outlook on life, and I know I'm not the only one here, so yeah, you should be all powerful and stuff.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 19:50:30


At 10/26/09 06:53 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Most of the guys that are in to Black Metal here go on to Doom. Alex did too. I guess I'm old skool. St8 legit brah.

The only black metal I listen to that I can think of at the moment is Dimmu Borgir, Moonspell and Behemoth, but I still fucking love it.

I'm going to assume that Doom is a band, therefore I will go check them out.

Cryptopsy - Worship your Demons

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 20:01:58


If anyone here likes or at one time liked Katatonia you should check out Rain Without End by October Tide. It's damn good.

At 10/26/09 02:24 PM, AniMetal wrote: basically really poppy rock like Paramore only with keyboards and guitar solos.

Sounds great. I love Paramore.

At 10/26/09 07:50 PM, mothballs wrote: I'm going to assume that Doom is a band

Not at all. Well according to metal archives yes but not at all what everyone's talking about.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 20:10:24


At 10/26/09 07:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 10/26/09 07:34 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I feeds on your negative energys!!!! >:C

Dissection-Where Dead Angels Lie
That's pretty metal. I'm a completely negative person with a bleak outlook on life, and I know I'm not the only one here, so yeah, you should be all powerful and stuff.

I am teh black metal elitest of teh metal hellz 4 the lulz!!!

Also for ye corpse painters check my blog out.

penis is not the black metal user anymore I am.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 21:06:32


At 10/26/09 08:16 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 10/26/09 07:50 PM, mothballs wrote:
Cryptopsy - Worship your Demons
How did that show up?

lolwut

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 21:25:51


At 10/26/09 06:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i think it's funny that people STILL think ponos is in love with black metal

maybe it's the fact that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, that tends to make people think he's a grim fag.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 21:38:17


At 10/26/09 09:06 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 10/26/09 08:16 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 10/26/09 07:50 PM, mothballs wrote:
Cryptopsy - Worship your Demons
How did that show up?
lolwut

Eww, the Unspoken King.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 21:50:06


Doom? lawl u gais totally mainstr34m yo.
The sort of... "Get high and fuck around" Attitude of some doom metal sort of puts me off.
I don't like the whole "drugs,sex & rock 'n' roll" attitude, It's probably one of the things that piss me off the most.

Not flaming Doom Metal though, I don't know the genre very well, Although I've heard all of the more known bands, Electric Wizard, Bongzilla, Kyuss, Orange Goblin, Sleep etc.

although I Understand why people dig it. Not my thing.

The blues scale pisses me off! lol

Also lol wtf. Have I totally sold out? I listen to a lot of Dubstep and NIN these days, last metal album I DL'ed was Trepalium's XIII (recommend it btw.)

I think I'm opening up a LOT more towards music. Today I had a heated argument with some fugly chick about how Techno was actually music, I remember when it was me, on the other end, flaming tha shiz outta it yo.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 21:58:53


At 10/26/09 09:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Not flaming Doom Metal though, I don't know the genre very well, Although I've heard all of the more known bands, Electric Wizard, Bongzilla, Kyuss, Orange Goblin, Sleep etc.

They're all very, very Stonery though.
Check out stuff like Warning, Om, Yearning, Dystopia, Lazarus Blackstar, Hooded Menace, Buried at Sea, Burning Witch, Grief.

With the exception of Doom its actually Doom with bleak atmospheres and soul crushing misery. Which is the way Doom should be... ya know, seeing as its called Doom.

The blues scale pisses me off! lol

Racist.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 22:22:24


At 10/26/09 07:53 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 10/26/09 07:50 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 10/26/09 06:53 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Most of the guys that are in to Black Metal here go on to Doom. Alex did too. I guess I'm old skool. St8 legit brah.
I'm going to assume that Doom is a band, therefore I will go check them out.
Doom, as in Doom metal bro

Doom would've been an awesome name for a thrash or death metal band from the 80's IMO.

At 10/26/09 08:01 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:24 PM, AniMetal wrote: basically really poppy rock like Paramore only with keyboards and guitar solos.
Sounds great. I love Paramore.

I like how they are fun to watch, but not particularly a big fan of the band themselves.

At 10/26/09 08:40 AM, Bahamut wrote: Whenever he died, he still deserves more recognition.

Indeed.


Even though he's been a guest musician in many metal bands, most especially Gamma Ray. Funny how he said he hated metal yet in 1995 he was a guest vocalist in two songs from Land of the Free.

His guest work in helloween tribute band "Trick Or Treat" = The tribute band basically sucked Michael's cock until he agreed to be the vocalist for an album.

His guest work in Avantasia = This was in the early 2000's, he probably matured a little bit since then - Also you could argue that Avantasia is so melodic of a metal band that one might confuse it for a rock band if they didn't know any better.

His guest work in Gamma Ray = Michael Kiske is still great friends with Kai Hansen, he probably did it because their friends and not for the music itself.


I've never listened to any of his solo projects and I hope I never will.

I listened to one of his solo songs "Always"

It was pretty horrible, he limited his voice sooooooooo much - It didn't sound like he was singing, it sounded like he was whispering.

And the instrumental + lyrics to go along with it sucked also.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-26 22:25:12


At 10/26/09 09:25 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: maybe it's the fact that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, that tends to make people think he's a grim fag.

unfair generalizations aside, he never mentions black metal anymore, and he mentions being high and listening to stoner metal all the time, so it should be obvious that he loves stoner metal

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-27 01:45:59


You win...

nothing.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-27 02:24:56


At 10/27/09 01:45 AM, SapphireLight wrote: You win...

nothing.

You lose. Good day sir!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-27 03:02:25


Now wash my fizzy-lifty drink fan blades.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-27 07:04:09


At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: So what the fuck do you like? Gorgoroth

Yes.

Dimmu Borgir

Nope. Well, their cover of Bathory's "Satan, My Master" is pretty good.

Behemoth

Not a huge fan.

Marduk

Not a huge fan.

Emperor?

First album is good shit, but never bothered with the later stuff.

All black stuff

If you think black metal is a crap subgenre, listen to some better black metal bands.

May I give a fuck about this guy?

I think they have schools so people don't say fucktarded things like this :S

Oh, you must listen to Moonspell, don't judge them by their name, they sound excelent, Black Metal with some other influences.

Cool, will do.

And Marblebog is some Depressive Black Metal that is good to listen too and reflect about your life, your thoughts this is world...

Marblebog? That's the worst name for a depressive black metal band I've ever heard.

Your a successful hater in my opinion...

You're a successful hater. You > are > You're.

At 10/26/09 03:00 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

I listen to good black metal still. I've been listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' today. I was listening to it while pulling bongs, very epic combination.

I thought I'd start giving it some heavy spins after I saw the movie after ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and marijuana and thought it was the best thing ever.

Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!

That reminds me, next time, tie me up a bit tighter. It's too easy to escape and not as sexually exciting as I would like.

And you're taste in doom is great. Just needs more Cathedral, Sleep, and YOB.

At 10/26/09 03:09 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I have lot's o Doom here, more Stoner Doom. Candlemass, Witchfinder General, Bongzilla... etc.

Love those bands. Especially Candlemass' early shit and Bongzilla. Bongzilla rule.

At 10/26/09 04:23 PM, DeIirium wrote: Afro samurai has an awesome rap soundtrack. I would say that its one of the better action animes.

I found it really entertaining, I digged the animation, the soundtrack, the blood and Sam L. Muthafuckin' Jackson.

At 10/26/09 06:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 10/26/09 06:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i think it's funny that people STILL think ponos is in love with black metal
I thought smeagol is the user in love with black metal, not Ponos.

I just have superior black metal taste than him.

At 10/26/09 07:34 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I feeds on your negative energys!!!! >:C

Dissection-Where Dead Angels Lie

Well, Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane is a classic.

At 10/26/09 09:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: The blues scale pisses me off! lol

I'm a huge blues fan, and that's what I love about stoner doom.

I think I'm opening up a LOT more towards music. Today I had a heated argument with some fugly chick about how Techno was actually music, I remember when it was me, on the other end, flaming tha shiz outta it yo.

Good techno isn't musically limited by one tempo and the same tone colours. Experimentation is the key to good techno.

At 10/26/09 09:58 PM, Nev wrote: With the exception of Doom its actually Doom with bleak atmospheres and soul crushing misery. Which is the way Doom should be... ya know, seeing as its called Doom.

Doom should be smothered in weed and full of incredibly heavy blues based riffs. So fuck you.

George Frideric Handel - Zadok the Priest: My Heart is Inditing: Upon Thy Right Hand (Coronation Anthems)

Fuck yeah, Baroquian composers.

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!
Do I win?

You'd win the late to the party award, and I wouldn't be too proud of that.

At 10/27/09 03:02 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Now wash my fizzy-lifty drink fan blades.

This statement is so beautiful I cannot even express the emotions I am feeling right now.

My friend turned 18, and me and my friend got high and thought it would be a cool idea to record a song for him. It turned out pretty good, so here it is:

Wow, I'd never think I could ever make such a big post full of such WISDOM.


Metal Hell.

Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

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