At 10/26/09 02:24 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, stop sucking Metal Archives cocks - Go listen to them yourself, they are basically really poppy rock like Paramore only with keyboards and guitar solos.

I remember hearing some of their music at the Iron Maiden concert I went to in July 2008. I actually can't remember what it sounded like now but I know it wasn't anything special. Too bad me and my sister were there early enough to see Avenged Sevenfold. Gah, they needed better support acts.

At 10/26/09 06:28 PM, Nev wrote: I listened to Domination from Paradise Lost too as someone said its one of their best songs. Russell's voice sounds awful on it.

Domination reminds me of Cowboys from Hell and that's not a good thing at all.

At 10/26/09 10:22 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 10/26/09 08:40 AM, Bahamut wrote: Even though he's been a guest musician in many metal bands, most especially Gamma Ray. Funny how he said he hated metal yet in 1995 he was a guest vocalist in two songs from Land of the Free.

His guest work in helloween tribute band "Trick Or Treat" = The tribute band basically sucked Michael's cock until he agreed to be the vocalist for an album.

I've never even heard of this tribute band.

His guest work in Gamma Ray = Michael Kiske is still great friends with Kai Hansen, he probably did it because their friends and not for the music itself.

It's still metal, so it's a surprise he actually wanted to be part of that album whether he's friends with Kai Hansen or not and this was just a few years after he left Helloween.

My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

I thought it was pretty awesome :D

At 10/27/09 07:04 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

All black stuff

If you think black metal is a crap subgenre, listen to some better black metal bands.

I'd not say that, I like black metal but I am just open mind for all genres of Metal.

May I give a fuck about this guy?

I think they have schools so people don't say fucktarded things like this :S

Sorry

And Marblebog is some Depressive Black Metal that is good to listen too and reflect about your life, your thoughts this is world...

Marblebog? That's the worst name for a depressive black metal band I've ever heard.

Still judging names why?

Your a successful hater in my opinion...

You're a successful hater. You > are > You're.

Sorry it was a lapse, I hate people that say "your" instead of "you're" so I must say, I hate myself like an emo... and now I land my sword over my wrist and I'll cut myself asking pardon... Or maybe I shoud don't give a shit a try to don't fail next time...

At 10/26/09 03:00 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

I listen to good black metal still. I've been listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' today. I was listening to it while pulling bongs, very epic combination.

I thought I'd start giving it some heavy spins after I saw the movie after ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and marijuana and thought it was the best thing ever.

Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!

That reminds me, next time, tie me up a bit tighter. It's too easy to escape and not as sexually exciting as I would like.

And you're taste in doom is great. Just needs more Cathedral, Sleep, and YOB.

At 10/26/09 03:09 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I have lot's o Doom here, more Stoner Doom. Candlemass, Witchfinder General, Bongzilla... etc.

Love those bands. Especially Candlemass' early shit and Bongzilla. Bongzilla rule.

I don't know if you're into Stonercore too, like Crowbar, Eyehategod...
I also have here Cathedral, Sunn O))), Goatsnake, Nebula, Reverend Bizarro, lots of shit...

marblebog is a god-awful name. it just sounds weird to say. marblebog. marblebog. marblebog.

marbleboggeroggerblog.

it makes me want to say marbleblog.

At 10/27/09 08:08 AM, PenisClown wrote: My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

Walls Of Jericho, Keeper of The Seven Keys Part 1 and Keeper Of The Seven Keys part 2 are three of the most amazing and most influential metal albums ever recorded.

GO BUY THEM!

At 10/27/09 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Domination reminds me of Cowboys from Hell and that's not a good thing at all.

The bass intro to Domination is great, but besides that it's incredibly ugh.

Also, interesting comparison considering I was reading SX reviews on metal archives the other day and one was talking about how SX steal everything from Pantera.

It's still metal, so it's a surprise he actually wanted to be part of that album whether he's friends with Kai Hansen or not and this was just a few years after he left Helloween.

Well it's not like he toured with the band or anything.

So... Rammstein are coming to Portugal, 07/11/09, and that's cool, except the fact I'll not see them and that's poop...

Anyway this Friday I will see some original Portuguese Metal bands playing in a Bar, I know the members of one of the bands and I am fuckin excited... The shitty part is the fact they'll play in a Bar, and that's fuck... All of them are still underground, because here nobody invests in Metal music, the only Metal bands famous in Portugal are Moonspell (I met the bassist :3) and more a less R.A.M.P. http://www.myspace.com/rampmetal .

The only shit I ever heard alive was, a Portuguese Rock band that I used to like but now I hate, some Metal cover bands and that was cool they did excelent covers of Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest... etc. , and some underground original Metal and Rock bands. I've also seen a rock cover band with womens playing...

Conclusion I am poor at concerts...

YES! Amazing name for an amazing genre. Heavy Metal is what I live for!
Thanx. to the band that got it started for me back 13 years ago (back when I was 5!)... Judas Priest.

Alright, you guys asked, so here are four more metal bands:
Black Sabbath
Symphony X
Kataklysm
Moonspell

Is that enough now?

I AM THE BLACK WIZARDS!!!

At 10/27/09 03:07 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Or Vixen.

Or the Iron Maidens.

Or that Japanese BM band...

GALLHAMMER!

Thats the bugger.

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

Vocals are decent, but the instrumentals are WAY slow.

Women belong in the kitchen.

At 10/27/09 06:46 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

Vocals are decent, but the instrumentals are WAY slow.

Women belong in the kitchen.

I quite enjoyed them, but I only listened to one song, so I might not be getting the whole picture. I will check them out more when I have the time.

You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

you might be gay.

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

in female gorrillas.

Dark Funeral-666 voices inside.

At 10/27/09 09:44 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

in female gorrillas.

Ooh.... burn.... ouch....

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

In that picture they look very attractive, but not THAT attractive.

But, you have to keep in mind that they MADE them look that good with effects and whatnot.

So IRL they're probably shit.

i agree with nev, the girls in kittie are pretty gross.

At 10/26/09 10:25 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 10/26/09 09:25 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: maybe it's the fact that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, that tends to make people think he's a grim fag.

unfair generalizations aside, he never mentions black metal anymore, and he mentions being high and listening to stoner metal all the time, so it should be obvious that he loves stoner metal

No... I said that since he's acting like an elitist (his beautiful post bashing the new guys tastes... for no other reasons than... doing it. Seems to proove it) and that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, people link Ponos to black metal. That's not an unfair generalization, it's just an observable fact. Don't tell me you never met an elitist black metal fan...

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

Like we fucking care...
Real music never was about looking attractive (I'm not saying that the band image is not important though. Bands like Versailles or folk and black metal bands prooves it).

Let's not fall into those "pop-fans" judgements please.

And Kittie is an horribly bad band...

And em... if Grindcore is considered metal... than Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation would be a great all-girl-band

At 10/28/09 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: No... I said that since he's acting like an elitist (his beautiful post bashing the new guys tastes... for no other reasons than... doing it. Seems to proove it) and that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, people link Ponos to black metal. That's not an unfair generalization, it's just an observable fact. Don't tell me you never met an elitist black metal fan...

"elitist" is a subjective term, therefore, it is not a fact. and it's still a generalization to say that a lot of black metal fans are elitists.

All metal fans are elitist.

At 10/28/09 01:19 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 10/28/09 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: No... I said that since he's acting like an elitist (his beautiful post bashing the new guys tastes... for no other reasons than... doing it. Seems to proove it) and that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, people link Ponos to black metal. That's not an unfair generalization, it's just an observable fact. Don't tell me you never met an elitist black metal fan...

"elitist" is a subjective term, therefore, it is not a fact. and it's still a generalization to say that a lot of black metal fans are elitists.

Stop already with your over-relativism. Maybe it is a generalization, but generalizations are needed to find a constant. Otherwise how could you classify bands? Or easier than this... how could you name things if you would never make generalizations.

Other than this, elitist may be a "subjective term". But it meens what it meens...
An elitist is someone who see some particular genres or bands as being "simply better"

And seing how Ponos always "decide" if a band is good or not, without even considering arguments on why these bands could be good by fitting someone's particular tastes in music, I would say he's pretty much an elitist.

Just think about words like "true" and "kvlt"
these terms were used at first by black metal fans to make sure that they wouldn't be classified as all the "gay" metalheads out there... like these faggets who like melodic death metal and those death metalheads wearing adidas shoes. "No, we are not like these fags... We are true metalheads!"

Empyrean: Into The Cold Wastes by Abigail Williams

I laughed when i finally figured out who this was, such an old photo of them:

that's clearly animetal and his friends

At 10/28/09 04:06 AM, SapphireLight wrote: that's clearly animetal and his friends

LMFAO! Best reply ever. I'll wait and see if anyone can figure out who it is...after we get a mod to delete your post (i.e, the real answer).

"True" and "kvlt" were actually invented by fags for their use in fag stuff. I hate people who say that just based on the fact that they say it. I don't even need to know anything about the person. It's too blatantly idiotic to me. This is coming from someone who is admittedly an elitist as well.

but
but i got the right answer

At 10/28/09 05:10 AM, SapphireLight wrote: but
but i got the right answer

I PM'ed you your secret winners slice of cake, the next person to guess it gets just normal cake.

In metal news, Ancient Rites is pretty cool folk/viking/whatever you want to call it now- metal.