At 10/25/09 05:34 AM, Xiaono6 wrote: May I join, Slayer, Metallica, Venom, Killswitch.Engage, Korn, SOAD, Dimmu Borgir, Jonas Brothers..
Judas Priest, Anthrax, Black Sabbath among others
HAHA DICKTATION IM SO REBEL AND MATURE LOLOLOLOLOL FLO RIDA RULES!!!!!!!111
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
At 10/24/09 09:01 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Megadeth just isn't the same without Ellefson IMO.
Call me a purist, but I don't want the bassist from White Lion to be in the band instead of him.
This.
At 10/25/09 03:08 AM, Tinneh wrote: ...and a shitload of others I can't remember off the top of my head :D.
Welcome. Now soldier, your first mission is to go smoke weed and listen to death metal. GO GO GO
I won't bother with the newest one, as he will never post again.
So. Ufomammut. I'm planning to delve into this little fucker. Recs, what should I expect plaz ty.
Smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers, drinkin' beers, beers, beers........
At 10/25/09 06:38 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: WOW! I never asked before if I may join but... may I?
Tits or GTFO.
At 10/25/09 03:39 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Most isn't exactly Metal Hell material though, but I don't have any say of whether you're in or not.
It's Metal, therefore its Metal Hell material.
Lets no become elitist elitists :P.
At 10/25/09 05:34 AM, Xiaono6 wrote: May I join, Slayer, Metallica, Venom, Killswitch.Engage, Korn, SOAD, Dimmu Borgir, Jonas Brothers....NOT!
I may have said this before but it should be club policy to reject anyone who makes these type of jokes.
They insult our intelligence, and more importantly they're not funny.
At 10/25/09 06:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: So. Ufomammut. I'm planning to delve into this little fucker. Recs, what should I expect plaz ty.
Idolum is good :).
I gotz Godlike Snake but I've not listened to that yet. But I got it from my old bandmate and his taste in Doom is impeccable.
At 10/24/09 03:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: * The Keeper´s Trilogy
Mixed feelings, it's a 17 minute long medley - May be great, or it might be horrible - We'll see!
This one is the most interesting one, especially when there's going to be an orchestra for it.
* I Want Out
This one COULD be great if they get Kai Hansen in there with Andi and they both do vocals on this one.
This album will have guest musicians so Kai Hansen is likely to be one of them.
* Fallen To Pieces
WHY?!?!?! Gambling With The Devil was horrible vocally and lyrically and instrumentally it wasn't even that great IMO.
I thought Gambling with the Devil was a great album. However, I find Fallen to Pieces to be a weird choice, especially when it's meant to be together with The Bells of the Seven Hells and I.M.E. Paint a New World or The Saints would have been a better song to choose from the album.
At 10/24/09 03:38 PM, Nev wrote:And before people get upset I mean gay in a good way.
Oh I get it.
At 10/24/09 06:08 PM, AniMetal wrote: R.I.P. Ingo Schwichtenberg
The fact that he's not remembered as much as other musicians sickens me.
At 10/25/09 07:41 AM, Nev wrote: I may have said this before but it should be club policy to reject anyone who makes these type of jokes.
They insult our intelligence, and more importantly they're not funny.
Dealing with 13 year olds on the internet is an insult to our intelligence, and more importantly they're not funny. But this club hardly has any of that shit. Hardly.
At 10/25/09 06:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: So. Ufomammut. I'm planning to delve into this little fucker. Recs, what should I expect plaz ty.Idolum is good :).
I gotz Godlike Snake but I've not listened to that yet. But I got it from my old bandmate and his taste in Doom is impeccable.
So which one, Idolum or Godlike Snake? Your taste in doom is pretty average :P
At 10/25/09 08:21 AM, PenisClown wrote: Dealing with 13 year olds on the internet is an insult to our intelligence
Speaking of which... :
So which one, Idolum or Godlike Snake? Your taste in doom is pretty average :P
Just cause I think Stoner is shit. Pah to you!
And Idolum. I was only mentioning Godlike Snake for the sake of it.
Bat for Lashes - Bat's Mouth (Fur and Gold)
At 10/25/09 03:12 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: 5'd, listened, favourited. Hope shit turns around for you.
Thanks dude. If you dont mind could you check my bands new song (Just me and my guitarist) its called Excrated Homicide. Im not trying to advertise or anything but Im wanting to get an opinion on it.
At 10/25/09 02:20 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: why can't they play the show?
Uhh I guess cause their entire life revolves around pot. I mean Im all for weed but its litterly all they care about. My bassist sold his bass and my drummer took his drums and everything out of my house. I dont know. It fucking sucks. My drummer says when he moves in his new house we'll be practicing again but I really just dont trust him anymore.
When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.
At 10/25/09 11:26 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Why are you forgetting about Michael, who actually did the vocals on the song?
Didn't Kiske turn his back on Metal though?
Ingo isn't as well remembered because he killed himself three years after he was kicked out of helloween.
If he killed himself while still a member then MANY more people would know about it.
At 10/25/09 02:21 PM, Nev wrote:At 10/25/09 11:26 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Why are you forgetting about Michael, who actually did the vocals on the song?Didn't Kiske turn his back on Metal though?
He did, he said himself in '97 that being in a metal band was the worst thing that ever happened to him and it ruinned his chances to actually be in a good band.
He also said that he wouldn't return to metal even though no other genres of music accept him now.
And considering every single one of his solo projects and works with other bands turned into UTTER failures like his last two albums with helloween, and he still hasn't returned to metal, he's keeping to what he said.
Make war, not love.
At 10/25/09 02:54 PM, AniMetal wrote: He did, he said himself in '97 that being in a metal band was the worst thing that ever happened to him and it ruinned his chances to actually be in a good band.
What a prick.
He also said that he wouldn't return to metal even though no other genres of music accept him now.
Why wouldn't other genres accept him? No one is going to go 'Oh, all that talent you have is irrelevant because you used to be in a Metal band'. I just don't think Kiske is that good a singer. He's perfect for Power Metal, but I can't imagine his voice in any other genre.
At 10/25/09 03:08 PM, Nev wrote: He's perfect for Power Metal, but I can't imagine his voice in any other genre.
Well what he wants to be is a pop singer.
Everything's he done since Helloween has been pop in one way or another.
Plus, if you look at Chameleon and SOME of the songs on Pink Bubbles Go Ape then you can hear some serious pop influences.
Make war, not love.
I would like to join Metal Hell. These are some of my favorite bands:
Behemoth (hence the username)
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Tool
Slayer
Nightwish
Kamelot
and Within Temptation
At 10/24/09 09:01 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Megadeth just isn't the same without Ellefson IMO.
Seconded. Even if Mustaine still believe that he's the one and only legitimate owner of Megadeth, Ellefson was a part of the soul of the band.
The System Has Failed was a good album, though, I'll give Mustaine that.
Also true.
At 10/24/09 03:02 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I agree. Brokencyde is just a whole new level of shit. You can't mess with it.
It's almost like they tried to make the worst music possible...
If that was the point of their music... then I'll give them credits for it cause they really reached their goal...
At 10/25/09 06:42 AM, PenisClown wrote:At 10/25/09 06:38 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: WOW! I never asked before if I may join but... may I?Tits or GTFO.
What?
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
At 10/25/09 06:14 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: What?
What Ponos meant to say was, post 10 Metal bands you like and you'll be judged harshly.
Ufomammut - Void/Elephantom (Idolum)
How do you pronounce that, btw? Is it like Oof-o-ma-mutt?
Metallica
Mastodon
Machine Head
Lamb of God
Moonspell
Ministry
Dååth
The Sword
Marblebog
Iron Maiden
With no special order.
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
At 10/25/09 05:56 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote: Its fucking horrible!
I called it.
Here is their track that they plan on making a music video for.''Playing with dolls''
That was terrible.
Just...terrible.
Usually I have some sort of derogatory one-liner that isn't so much witty as it is insulting, but I'm really lost for words here.
At 10/25/09 07:00 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:At 10/25/09 05:56 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote: Guys!Guys!Was that supposed to be a joke?
World Painted Blood has been leaked.And..
Its fucking horrible!
Here is their track that they plan on making a music video for.''Playing with dolls''
If it was, it's a very elaborate and expensive joke.
I listened to Unit 731, and it's actually very good. A real Thrasher like back in the day. Snuff and Psychopathy Red didn't make me want to shoot myself, at least.
Conclusion:
Slayer needs to stop writing mid tempo and slow songs.
At 10/25/09 07:12 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Conclusion:
Slayer needs to stop writing mid tempo and slow songs.
Agreed. Though 'World Painted Blood' sounded awesome live.
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At 10/25/09 06:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: So. Ufomammut. I'm planning to delve into this little fucker. Recs, what should I expect plaz ty.
Snailking. Get Snailking.
At 10/25/09 07:41 AM, Nev wrote: Idolum is good :).
I gotz Godlike Snake
Now, Get Snailking
Idolum is good, too. haven't heard Goatsnake yet.
Ulver - in the Red
At 10/25/09 11:16 PM, batman64 wrote: Tool is not Metal.
Please list 3 more bands, we ask for 10.
I'm pretty sure Within Temptation isn't metal either, so list 4 more bands.
Make war, not love.
At 10/25/09 02:54 PM, AniMetal wrote: Ingo isn't as well remembered because he killed himself three years after he was kicked out of helloween.
If he killed himself while still a member then MANY more people would know about it.
Whenever he died, he still deserves more recognition.
He also said that he wouldn't return to metal even though no other genres of music accept him now.
Even though he's been a guest musician in many metal bands, most especially Gamma Ray. Funny how he said he hated metal yet in 1995 he was a guest vocalist in two songs from Land of the Free.
And considering every single one of his solo projects and works with other bands turned into UTTER failures like his last two albums with helloween, and he still hasn't returned to metal, he's keeping to what he said.
I've never listened to any of his solo projects and I hope I never will.
At 10/25/09 05:56 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote: Here is their track that they plan on making a music video for.''Playing with dolls''
What the hell happened here? I'm sure as hell glad I didn't pre-order their new album.
At 10/25/09 06:28 PM, Nev wrote:At 10/25/09 06:14 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: What?What Ponos meant to say was, post 10 Metal bands you like and you'll be judged harshly.
All I wanted was some tits. I don't know what the fuck you're on about. I guess I will do that though.
Ufomammut - Void/Elephantom (Idolum)
How do you pronounce that, btw? Is it like Oof-o-ma-mutt?
I have no fucking idea, for some reason I've been calling them U-F-O-Ma-moot. Is that because I want to have butt sex with aliens, I'm a mummies boy and a /b/tard? Perhaps.
At 10/25/09 06:58 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: Metallica
Meh. A once innovative metal band that turned to fail in order to buy lube and big ass goatse sized dildos.
Mastodon
Decent. A band that once sucked big sludgecore cock for doing it wrong and putting too much -core in the sludge, but apparently they now put more sludge in the music. Oh, and their progressive. Progressive metalcore is way better than normal metalcore. The fact their music has -core tendencies is a minor negative point.
Machine Head
God awful. Simple riffs, bad lyrics and vocals, but with some decent drumming. The fact the other musicians fail make the whole band fail in the end though.
Lamb of God
Pretty damn bad. But not as bad as Machine Head.
Moonspell
I don't know. They have the word moon in their band title. And the word spell. I smell fail.
Ministry
I approve of and listen to Ministry.
Dååth
Incorrect. Made of fail and big dongs.
The Sword
I've heard good and bad things, but have never subjected myself to their music. The words "American" "Last 10 years" and "Doom" as well as negativity surrounding them have prevented me from going to Youtube and listening to them like I probably should.
Marblebog
No idea.
Iron Maiden
Important in the development of the metal genre, unimportant because of their simplicity, unheaviness and lack of consistancy. While made of win, they don't win that hard.
With no special order.
WITH NO SPECIAL FUCK YOU
I think I've been high for like. A week now. Shit.
That new Slayer song "Playing with Dolls" is better than any Machine Head ever IMO.
Has anyone seen Afro Samurai yet? Is it metal? Do you know what's metal? That 360 game Viking. You get to hack people's arms off. As a long haired viking guy.
At 10/25/09 08:43 AM, Nev wrote:At 10/25/09 08:21 AM, PenisClown wrote: Dealing with 13 year olds on the internet is an insult to our intelligenceSpeaking of which... :
I'm 17 in 5 months >:(
Though I did spam this place with gheyness when I was 13.
Within Temptation suck cock.
Well, the gothic girls who like Within Temptation suck cock. And that's a very good thing my friends.
So I guess I kind of like Within Temptation in the big picture. Hmmmm well I do like that picture of the singer where she's wearing a denim jacket and no bra. Can't find it though. Someone post that picture.
Whats the matter kid don't ya like clowns?! Don't we make ya laugh, Aren't we fucking funny?!!
At 10/26/09 12:29 PM, PenisClown wrote: Within Temptation suck cock.
This.
Also, stop sucking Metal Archives cocks - Go listen to them yourself, they are basically really poppy rock like Paramore only with keyboards and guitar solos.
Make war, not love.
