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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 18:08:30


At 8/29/09 06:04 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I could classify a lot of bands as "not heavy" by only naming their softest stuff...

Well they have a lot of songs that aren't heavy, their first three albums don't have anything particularly heavy.


I do understand why you said Sonata Arctica was not heavy and how you judged of this.

Well they have heavy stuff, just mainly not heavy stuff.

But really... how can we define heavyness in music?

I think it's something everyone needs to decide for themselves, it's not a universal thing.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 18:12:24


I agree with Ani that Sonata are probably the least heavy band. So much of their stuff sounds like cooing love songs.

And I think a raw production makes something heavy (see Bonded by Blood, Symphonies of Sickness, Dopethrone).
Either that or being Meshuggah.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 19:30:04


Back from Portugal, I'm not going to read any of these pages. Fill me in, bitches.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 19:32:19


At 8/29/09 07:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Back from Portugal, I'm not going to read any of these pages. Fill me in, bitches.

AniMetal got upset.
Ponos whined.
Kidd came back.
Etc.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 20:06:14


GOD DAMNIT I HATE BOREING FUCKING DAYS!!!! Seriously I might just go kill myself over it.

By the way Kidd Hows viking Iceland? degradeing it's self slower or faster into the abyss of the sea?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 20:14:11


At 8/29/09 06:12 PM, Nev wrote: Either that or being Meshuggah.

Guitar: *chugga chugga chugga chugga chug chug chugga chug chug chugga chugga chugga chug chug*
Drums: [played over double bass] *tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh*
Bass: *See guitar*

I love Meshuggah, they're so awesome. Even if when you look into their music just that bit to far and say ZOMG they're just chugging that one riff along real well aren't they ololol, they still hold some form of 'yeah, we're all technical and cool and we kick ass' sort of thing.

wedding + bottle of chivas to myself = winnnnnnnnnnnn, though i only got through 1/4 the bottle.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 20:17:36


At 8/29/09 08:14 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I love Meshuggah, they're so awesome. Even if when you look into their music just that bit to far and say ZOMG they're just chugging that one riff along real well aren't they ololol, they still hold some form of 'yeah, we're all technical and cool and we kick ass' sort of thing.

Is that a pissed way of saying 'Meshuggah are more complex than people give them credit for'?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 20:22:21


At 8/29/09 05:16 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Of course... if you forget about Ambient, Atmospheric, a lot of Prog, Stoner, Hair (which really isn't metal) and almost all the power metal bands out there...

i don't have a problem with any of those genres being there... except for stoner. stoner metal, imo, is one of the heaviest genres out there.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 20:26:13


At 8/29/09 07:32 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/29/09 07:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Back from Portugal, I'm not going to read any of these pages. Fill me in, bitches.
AniMetal got upset.
Ponos whined.
Kidd came back.
Etc.

Shit you guys are quick.

WHOA KIDD IS BACK? HI KIDD!

Don't drink an entire six pack by yourself guys, please don't. UGGH


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 21:30:52


At 8/29/09 08:06 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
By the way Kidd Hows viking Iceland? degradeing it's self slower or faster into the abyss of the sea?

The country is getting more and more fucked.
Stupid politicians spend all of their time on TV instead of working, srsly.
And the government has decided to like, pay off the debts by using a percentage of the national produce each year to pay, so we'll be debt-free in maybe about... a 100 years? And broke the whole duration of those years.

Iceland is obviously bankrupt, That can't be denied. But no-one wants to admit it.

Crime is on a huge rise. Break-ins for example, have gone up 70%, and everything is fucked, My mom & dad took a loan on our car, and the interest has fucking quadrupled, so we now pay 800.000 kr. (6.400 dollars) for that loan, every fucking month, my stepdad moved to sweden for work, as he gets more money there (he's a doctor)

Unemployment is now about 10%. Used to be 3%.
And things will only get worse, because most of the loans and debts of the government and the bank are due January 1st 2010.

The UK is blackmailing the Icelandic people, they froze all UK assets of 2 Banks, Landsbanki, and Kaupþing (Kaupþing had nothing to do with the Icesave scandal) By invoking their "Anti-terrorism Legislation" "Iceland, whose only remaining source of income is its exports, will certainly not be able to pay off these debts. The Icesave agreement, that the Icelandic parliament is expected to vote on soon, would burden Iceland with a debt equivalent to £700 billion for the UK or $5.6 trillion for the US."

The government decided to pay those debts.
The thing is, Now everyone living in Iceland has to pay higher taxes for someone else's debts, while the handful of bankers that are responsible, get to keep all of their money, because the government is paying THEIR debt, for THEIR corruption.

Shit.

Well. I, personally am doing fine. I'm back in my hometown, as I have to attend a school in the next town. The school is not very like uh, fancy. But It's easy, and after 1 semester, I can go back north, and start my band up again.

BY THE WAY.
Check out my buddies' band.

http://www.myspace.com/gruesomeglory

For fans of The Faceless, and Spawn of possession, They're actually good, and not just saying that because the guy is my buddy.
also, They have the same drummer as my band, Seriously worth a listen.

And yeah, little going on in my life.
'Cept I smoke weed alot now. People are growing their own weed to sell like, LOTS of people are doing that now because of the lack of money, so it's easy to get.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 21:39:30


At 8/29/09 09:30 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Well. I, personally am doing fine. I'm back in my hometown, as I have to attend a school in the next town. The school is not very like uh, fancy. But It's easy, and after 1 semester, I can go back north, and start my band up again.

Given your massive emo breakdown when you were last here, thats very nice to hear :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 21:45:31


When in doubt. Come live in Smeagol's basement. we can form band!!! lol. Other than that im gonna go be a mindless xbox zombie now since im bored out of my fucking mind.

I hope it gets better for ya Kidd.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 21:53:24


At 8/29/09 09:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: So is ElGhoulio ever coming back?

He's probably busy either getting his life in order or screwing it up more.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 22:09:27


At 8/29/09 09:30 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: BY THE WAY.
Check out my buddies' band.
http://www.myspace.com/gruesomeglory

Not bad at all. In fact, very impressive. I'll keep an eye out for them if they ever become popular.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 22:27:58


At 8/29/09 10:20 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Slipknot has songs about life that perfectly describe me.

You have a pretty fucked up life.

lol

Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 22:38:53


At 8/29/09 08:17 PM, Nev wrote: Is that a pissed way of saying 'Meshuggah are more complex than people give them credit for'?

<3 precisely.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 23:30:40


At 8/29/09 10:20 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Slipknot has songs about life that perfectly describe me.

People = shit?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-29 23:31:19


At 8/29/09 09:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: So is ElGhoulio ever coming back?

The very last post Ghoul made here, he was advising me to check into a mental institution. Maybe that's where he's been for the last 4 months.

Also, I know I haven't been very active here myself lately. I still have to deal with constant pressure and mood breakdowns. I find it hard to think straight and rationally most of the time, and I can't afford a doctor which makes things a lot worse.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 01:27:54


Just saw went and saw inglorious bastards. I highly recommend it.


How come we're still alive? In these kingdoms of filth, when heaven's so abstract and hell is so real...

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 02:28:19


At 8/29/09 09:53 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 8/29/09 09:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: So is ElGhoulio ever coming back?
He's probably busy either getting his life in order or screwing it up more.

Can't choose either... cause he's probably doing both at the same time...
you know... fixing a part of his life and screwing up another part of his life...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 04:04:04


At 8/28/09 07:38 PM, AniMetal wrote: Delicious!

God, you like that shit? Fuck.

At 8/29/09 05:16 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Of course... if you forget about Ambient, Atmospheric, a lot of Prog, Stoner, Hair (which really isn't metal) and almost all the power metal bands out there...

Ambient isn't metal. Ambient black metal is metal. And yeah, that's more metal than SA.
Atmospheric metal is more metal that SA.
Prog is more metal than SA.
Stoner is more metal that shitloads of other metal.
Hair metal? You mean, glam rock. Rock = not metal.
And fuck, DF is more metal than SA.

SA is shit.

At 8/29/09 05:53 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: What's heavy? Screams? Growls? Distortion Guitar?

I don't think heavyness can be mesured only by a few things like this...

Heaviness is measured by the riff, and the drum beat.

Remember kiddies, vocals always come last.

At 8/29/09 07:32 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/29/09 07:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Back from Portugal, I'm not going to read any of these pages. Fill me in, bitches.
Ponos whined.

Shut your cock vomit stained noisy lips, rainbow kid.

At 8/29/09 08:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i don't have a problem with any of those genres being there... except for stoner. stoner metal, imo, is one of the heaviest genres out there.

My thoughts exactly. Fucking Duff.

At 8/29/09 08:26 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Don't drink an entire six pack by yourself guys, please don't. UGGH

S'wrong with you son, toughen up and enjoy.

At 8/29/09 10:20 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:
At 8/10/09 01:07 PM, AK-4710 wrote: i do friggin love slipknot, though
Yes. This.

Slipknot has songs about life that perfectly describe me.

Oh, go die cockboy.

My neck is fucking killing me, went and saw two pretty good bands last night.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 08:53:35


At 8/29/09 05:16 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hair (which really isn't metal)

We can just cheat for once. :P

At 8/29/09 06:12 PM, Nev wrote: I agree with Ani that Sonata are probably the least heavy band. So much of their stuff sounds like cooing love songs.

If they're still metal, does it really matter how heavy they are? I stopped caring about heaviness long ago and now just listen to whatever sounds good to me.

At 8/29/09 09:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: So is ElGhoulio ever coming back?

It'd be great if he came back but it doesn't look like it'll happen anytime soon. :(

At 8/29/09 10:27 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 8/29/09 10:20 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Slipknot has songs about life that perfectly describe me.
You have a pretty fucked up life.

What do you expect from a moron with Mudkips in his name?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 09:24:19


I want in.

My favorite bands are:

Dream theater
Pain of salvation
Opeth
Strapping young lad
Atheist
Megadeth
King diamond
Mago de oz

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 11:11:57


At 8/30/09 01:27 AM, tom5coat wrote: Just saw went and saw inglorious bastards. I highly recommend it.

Nice one, I want to go see it myself here pretty soon. That and District 9. They both look amazing.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 11:31:28


District 9 was great by the way. I saw it and I was thoroughly impressed. Also, new kid, your list is damned good and your god damned in.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 12:57:31


At 8/30/09 11:31 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: District 9 was great by the way. I saw it and I was thoroughly impressed. Also, new kid, your list is damned good and your god damned in.

It reminds me a lot of the Half-Life 2 universe with the aliens and districts and apolalyptic theme and whatnot, and it's gotten stellar reviews, I really hope I can go see it sometime soon. Also, yeah, that list is pretty solid, some amazing bands are in there.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 14:02:13


At 8/30/09 11:31 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: District 9 was great by the way. I saw it and I was thoroughly impressed.

hells yes. That movie was awesome.

At 8/30/09 09:24 AM, axl-lee wrote: Dream theater
Pain of salvation
Opeth
Strapping young lad
Atheist
Megadeth
King diamond
Mago de oz

happy to see lists like this.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 15:02:49


Hey everybody, PONOS can't appreciate softer music.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 15:44:23


At 8/30/09 03:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hey everybody, PONOS can't appreciate softer music.

Like Opeth's Damnation?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-30 17:27:44


At 8/30/09 03:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: Hey everybody, PONOS can't appreciate softer music.

Funny how Ponos is great at making friends. In one post he managed to insult three members of the Hell...

Talking about heavyness. It's funny how I became fan of something I thought I would never like.
I've always liked Ulver's stuff, but Nattes Madrigal really wasn't a great album in my thoughts, but I recently realised that he really like that raw sound in their most agressive and black metal tracks.

So I have to say that I really like everything Ulver has ever played :)