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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 17:10:48


At 8/4/09 05:04 PM, Papo wrote: Sure I'm open for anything.

Even some Porno Grind?

I'm a bastard.

Seriously though, what kind of recommendations are we going to give this guy? Like what genres?

Or are we just going to throw every genre at him?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 17:14:22


At 8/4/09 02:17 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/09 03:14 AM, AniMetal wrote: Pantera are pretty good, I love cowboys from Hell. Great album, are any of Pantera's other albums worth getting?
It's worth getting that Pantera album you already own and throwing it away.

Nev, I've always wondered;

What do you think of Pantera's glam albums?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 17:49:04


At 8/4/09 05:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: What do you think of Pantera's glam albums?

Never listened.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 17:56:51


At 8/4/09 12:02 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

Can you list more bands?

Slayer
Metallica (Old)
Mastadon
Paradise Lost
Demon Hunter
System of a down
Smile Empty Soul (Not sure if the technically are)
Helloween
White Zombie
King Diamond
Dimmu Borgir
Voivod.

Is that enough?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 17:56:58


At 8/4/09 05:49 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/09 05:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: What do you think of Pantera's glam albums?
Never listened.

You should, they're, um...bearable.

Power Metal's really good though.

Behold.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:15:34


At 8/4/09 05:56 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: Slayer

Yes.

Metallica (Old)

Meh.

Mastadon

Yes.

Paradise Lost

Not sure, don't think so.

Demon Hunter

Doubt it.

System of a down

No.

Smile Empty Soul (Not sure if the technically are)

Doubt it then.

Helloween

Yes.

White Zombie

Kind of.

King Diamond

Yes.

Dimmu Borgir

Entry level but yes.

Voivod.

Yes.

Is that enough?

Dunno.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:27:27


At 8/4/09 05:56 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: Slayer
Metallica (Old)
Mastadon

I guess, these bands all suck though.

Paradise Lost

Yes.

Demon Hunter

No idea.

System of a down

Nope.

Smile Empty Soul (Not sure if the technically are)

Who?

Helloween
White Zombie
King Diamond
Dimmu Borgir

Yes.

Voivod.

?


Is that enough?

Yeah, just wait for one of horsemen to approve you. This list combined with your last list should get you in.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:27:42


What do you think of these metal bands that I like?

Arsonists Get All The Girls
Shoeshine for Neptune

Behemoth
Slaves Shall Serve

Arsis
The Face of my Innocence

Behold... The Arctopus
Canada

Between the Buried and Me
Selkies: The Endless Obsession

Breaking Wheel
Shoulder to the Plow

Dillinger Escape Plan
Milk Lizard

Gatling (they play metal, but also many other genres)
Nihilanth

There are more metal bands that I'm into, which I may post later.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:28:07


At 8/4/09 05:10 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 8/4/09 05:04 PM, Papo wrote: Sure I'm open for anything.
Even some Porno Grind?

Sounded meh.


what

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:31:03


At 8/4/09 06:15 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Not sure, don't think so.

Paradise Lost are like the original Gothic Doom band, along with My Dying Bride.

And Christ, why are people so fucking harsh to newcomers?
The guy clearly has an acceptable amount of Metal and we're here to introduce people to new stuff.
Insulting his taste is a bit unnecessary when all he's doing is what we asked.

At 8/4/09 06:27 PM, Frenzy wrote: What do you think of these metal bands that I like?
Arsis

They're alright. I don't listen much though.


Behold... The Arctopus

BTA are amazing :D. Fantastic musicians.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:35:23


At 8/4/09 06:28 PM, Papo wrote: Sounded meh.

Porno Grind is music in the same way that teabagging someone is nutritional.

Its not, but its funny :).

Check out these bands, I'll keep it short:
Symphony X
Death
Opeth


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 18:37:32


At 8/4/09 06:35 PM, Nev wrote: Porno Grind is music in the same way that teabagging someone is nutritional.
Its not, but its funny :).

Speaking of funny failure attempts at music...zoom down to the show on October 13th.

Fucking...yes.


Check out these bands, I'll keep it short:
Symphony X
Death
Opeth

I second these.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 19:29:13


At 8/4/09 06:49 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Hey everyone, it's AniMetal! :D

*Hacks you to pieces*

What the fuck is up with that picture? Haha


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 19:32:17


At 8/4/09 06:27 PM, Frenzy wrote: What do you think of these metal bands that I like?

Arsonists Get All The Girls
Shoeshine for Neptune

Shit


Behemoth
Slaves Shall Serve

Slays


Arsis
The Face of my Innocence

GOD DAMMIT I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH. BEST SONG EVER.


Behold... The Arctopus
Canada

A bit too atonal for my tastes.


Between the Buried and Me
Selkies: The Endless Obsession

Good from I remember.


Breaking Wheel
Shoulder to the Plow

Meh.


Dillinger Escape Plan
Milk Lizard

DEP's older stuff is mindnumbing. Their newer stuff is too tame by their standards.


Gatling (they play metal, but also many other genres)
Nihilanth

I actually liked what I heard.


There are more metal bands that I'm into, which I may post later.

Go for it.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 21:53:34


Does anyone else keep getting Idio and AniMetal mixed up nowadays?
One of you level up or something :P.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 21:54:13


At 8/4/09 09:53 PM, Nev wrote: Does anyone else keep getting Idio and AniMetal mixed up nowadays?
One of you level up or something :P.

Ultravox - Vienna (Vienna)

I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M NO WHERE NEAR BEING THAT BOSTONIAN BASTARD!

You heard me, I'm calling you out nuckah.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 21:58:36


At 8/4/09 09:54 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M NO WHERE NEAR BEING THAT BOSTONIAN BASTARD!

Cause you've both got Evil Aura knives, you dick :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 22:40:31


At 8/4/09 01:44 PM, smicothegreat wrote: I like..

good

At 8/4/09 02:08 PM, Papo wrote: Well guys I'd like to join this club.

good

At 8/4/09 05:04 PM, AniMetal wrote: List three more METAL bands at least.

No, he's good enough. don't need 10/10

At 8/4/09 05:56 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: Is that enough?

alright, good

goodgoodgoodgood


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 22:40:38


At 8/4/09 09:58 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/09 09:54 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M NO WHERE NEAR BEING THAT BOSTONIAN BASTARD!
Cause you've both got Evil Aura knives, you dick :P.

I was calling out Animetal. I had this schtick earlier.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 22:46:52


At 8/4/09 10:40 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I was calling out Animetal. I had this schtick earlier.

Hey it's not my fault evil is the only aura that fits with level 28, so for the next 19 days...SUCK IT.

At 8/4/09 09:54 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M NO WHERE NEAR BEING THAT BOSTONIAN BASTARD!

You do realize I live 3 and a half hours away from Boston and have only been there 2 or 3 times in my whole life?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 23:00:48


At 8/4/09 10:40 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 8/4/09 05:56 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: Is that enough?
alright, good

goodgoodgoodgood

so... im in?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 23:04:44


At 8/4/09 11:00 PM, SorgensKammer wrote:
goodgoodgoodgood
so... im in?

Yes.
Here's your badge and your gun.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 23:05:28


At 8/4/09 11:04 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/09 11:00 PM, SorgensKammer wrote:
goodgoodgoodgood
so... im in?
Yes.
Here's your badge and your gun.

alright...
Who do i shoot?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 23:11:48


At 8/4/09 10:46 PM, AniMetal wrote:
Hey it's not my fault evil is the only aura that fits with level 28, so for the next 19 days...SUCK IT.

Change your aura or suffer my abuse of power.


At 8/4/09 09:54 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M NO WHERE NEAR BEING THAT BOSTONIAN BASTARD!
You do realize I live 3 and a half hours away from Boston and have only been there 2 or 3 times in my whole life?

How am I suppsed to realize something I was never told nor you have ever alluded to. You mentioned you went to Boston so I figured you lived close.

LRN UR LOGIK


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 23:17:04


At 8/4/09 11:05 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: alright...
Who do i shoot?

Dimebag.
Here's the time machine, now go...

And to be relevant I'll post a list of all the bands I intend to see at Bloodstock next week (I'll see more probably, but these are whom I'm bothered about).

And if you're British and not Charon then you should be ashamed of yourselves for not going.

Friday:
Carcass (and Arch Enemy probably as they're before them)
Katatonia
Municipal Waste
Sodom

Saturday
Blind Guardian
Cradle of Filth (maybe, for lolz)
Entombed
Kreator
Candlessmass
Celesty (maybe)
Enslaved (maybe)
The Rotted (maybe, but I think they clash with someone)

Sunday
Europe

Sunday is crap, but I'll probably check out Sabaton, Anathema and no doubt Turisas cause everyone I'm camping with bums them. But I shall be scowling throughout :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-04 23:46:14


At 8/4/09 11:17 PM, Nev wrote: But I shall be scowling throughout :).

ah, blend in, good idea.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-05 00:06:13


At 8/4/09 11:05 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: alright...
Who do i shoot?

Here is your first task.
Make it messy.


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-05 00:17:25


At 8/5/09 12:06 AM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 8/4/09 11:05 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: alright...
Who do i shoot?
Here is your first task.
Make it messy.

Oh God yes. They are the shittiest hardcore band with absolutely now fucking mission, originality, or talent I have seen as of late. Fuck their vampire goth mall wank off metal guitar shit.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-05 05:08:52


HOLY FUCK

PONOS, OPPUGNANT,

PREFERED SEATING, MEGADAVE + SLAYER TICKETS PRE SALE FOR $130

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKK!

Caps.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-05 05:38:10


Ya know who sucks? Rhapsody.

At 8/4/09 06:27 PM, Frenzy wrote: What do you think of these metal bands that I like?

Arsonists Get All The Girls
Shoeshine for Neptune

I'm not a core fan.

Behemoth
Slaves Shall Serve

I quite like Behemoth, that's an alright song.

Arsis
The Face of my Innocence

I'm not a melodeath fan, I don't think that song is that great.

Behold... The Arctopus
Canada

One of my favourite bands ever ever ever.

Between the Buried and Me
Selkies: The Endless Obsession

Used to shun due to coreness, but the prog thing makes me hate them less. I like it.

Breaking Wheel
Shoulder to the Plow

Nope.

Dillinger Escape Plan
Milk Lizard

Nope.

Gatling (they play metal, but also many other genres)
Nihilanth

Nope.

At 8/4/09 08:44 PM, batman64 wrote: Good shit.

Good shit indeed.

At 8/4/09 09:53 PM, Nev wrote: Does anyone else keep getting Idio and AniMetal mixed up nowadays?
One of you level up or something :P.

I do when I'm stoned. I'm like reading then go, what? Idio wouldn't say that! Ohhhhhhh. It's that idiot. :P

At 8/4/09 11:17 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/09 11:05 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: alright...
Who do i shoot?
Dimebag.
Here's the time machine, now go...

Brilliant, 10/10.

Friday:
Carcass (and Arch Enemy probably as they're before them)
Katatonia
Municipal Waste
Sodom

You cunt, that's awesome.

Saturday
Blind Guardian
Cradle of Filth (maybe, for lolz)
Entombed
Kreator
Candlessmass
Celesty (maybe)
Enslaved (maybe)
The Rotted (maybe, but I think they clash with someone)

You cunt, that's awesome.

Sunday
Europe

....... WHAT?

Sunday is crap, but I'll probably check out Sabaton, Anathema and no doubt Turisas cause everyone I'm camping with bums them. But I shall be scowling throughout :).

I'd see Turisas for teh lulz.

At 8/5/09 12:06 AM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Here is your first task.
Make it messy.

Seconded. They make horrid music.

At 8/5/09 05:08 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: HOLY FUCK

PONOS, OPPUGNANT,

PREFERED SEATING, MEGADAVE + SLAYER TICKETS PRE SALE FOR $130

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKK!

Caps.

Damn, I thought it was $90. Oh well. Um. I currently don't even know when the show is. I just know I'm going. I'M MOTHER FUCKING GOING.


Metal Hell.

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