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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 12:00:32


At 5/4/09 05:23 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: what's wrong with them? or whats wrong with having a diverse musical taste?

There is nothing wrong. It's just -core is the antithesis of tr00 Metal and its going to get bashed in here.

At 5/4/09 06:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: I'm not liking this 'phase' talk. Given I was a kinda phasy person but I'm not anymore.

We'll see :P.

I'm a Nirvana fan, is anyone else? Two years ago I would've called them faggy mainstream butt fuckers.

I am.

Also I am impartial to Foo Fighters. (In other words I think they're fucking fantastic.)

Fuck the Foo Fighters.
Fuck them in their stupid asses.

'(

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 12:22:06


At 5/4/09 09:28 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 5/3/09 10:04 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 5/3/09 09:24 AM, Bahamut wrote: Ugh. I'm hoping they'll do something better for whenever they make another album, but is it really worth hoping for them to try something new?
I think Ultra Beatdown was a step in the right direction.

There was a lot more variation in there than Sonic Firestorm and Inhuman Rampage. Or, Inhuman Rampage, at least.
I have to disagree. The only song that sounded different (and worth listening to IMO) was Reasons to Live. The rest of the album had nothing new to offer from the band, which is what really disappointed me about Ultra Beatdown.

I dunno, I think the song structure was more varied in some songs. And I believe there were a lot more clean breaks. (Although I could be wrong)

That being said, it was a fairly unoriginal album.

I wouldn't count on DragonForce drastically changing their style, however. Inhuman Rampage, as bad as it was in comparison to their previous works, made them popular. They're gonna milk it as long as they can.

Anyway, I've been wanting to get my hands on some more Manowar. I've got Warriors of the World and Kings of Metal. Anyone got any recommendations?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 14:09:27


Sign of the hammer and Battle hymns, also maybe Fighting the world.

I´ve been getting into Mastodon lately. I thought they sounded weird at first but they grew onto me. Crack the skye is probably their best album.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 17:59:36


At 5/3/09 11:01 PM, Oppugnant wrote: My Origin Hoody came today.

Yay.

Very nice my freind.

I need a new hoodie. Im considering buying one of the following.

Darkthrone

Dark Funeral

Naglfar

Id love to get this Marduk Hoodie but my parents let alone my whole family would flip out.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 18:13:06


At 5/4/09 05:59 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Darkthrone
Naglfar

Those to are the best.

I'm not really fond of hoodies myself. But I do want a Death tshirt... like, crazybad.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 18:30:49


At 5/4/09 06:13 PM, Nev wrote: Those to are the best.

I'm not really fond of hoodies myself. But I do want a Death tshirt... like, crazybad.

do you use paypal if so

http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatal og/DEATH.html


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 18:44:55


Remember how good Ahab is? Me too.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 19:23:16


You can get a bunch of different Death tees and hoodies at plastichead. That's where I got my Solefald and Ulver shirts.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:15:56


At 5/4/09 12:00 PM, Nev wrote: There is nothing wrong. It's just -core is the antithesis of tr00 Metal and its going to get bashed in here.

And it's got nothing to do with sounding absolutely horrible.

At 5/4/09 06:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: I'm not liking this 'phase' talk. Given I was a kinda phasy person but I'm not anymore.
Fuck the Foo Fighters.
Fuck them in their stupid asses.
'(

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

We will fuck your mothers while you watch and scream like whiny bitches.
At 5/4/09 07:23 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: You can get a bunch of different Death tees and hoodies at plastichead. That's where I got my Solefald and Ulver shirts.

Oh gosh I'd love an Ulver shirt.

The most underground shirts I have are Burzum and Mayhem. And that's kinda lame.

Most of our "metal" shirt stores are filled with core.

I managed to buy an Immortal and Opeth shirt though while I was in Sydney.

I forgot to say, but I also bought Dream Theater's Score DVD there too. It's fucking fantastic. Like fanny fun.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:17:20


This is where I buy all of my shirts, usually for around $15.99 to $16.99 each, sometimes lower. I should probably go back in a week or two just to see if there's anything new.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:17:24


This is where I buy all of my shirts, usually for around $15.99 to $16.99 each, sometimes lower. I should probably go back in a week or two just to see if there's anything new.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:27:05


Gah...fuck double posting and this slow-ass PC I'm on (not mine).

I really feel the urge to cut myself again.

Also, it sucks ass that I don't have enough money to go to Maryland Deathfest this year.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:36:45


At 5/4/09 08:15 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

You're like a little quote monkey :).

<3
I forgot to say, but I also bought Dream Theater's Score DVD there too. It's fucking fantastic. Like fanny fun.

I didn't like it that much. Live at Budokan is better.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:47:41


I've had a little argument with a Lady Gaga fan on last.fm... twas pretty funny :P

here's my last shout I left her:

"You are just as retarded as any Lady Gaga fan...
"Metal sucks" is not an argument. You want an argument? Here it goes. Metal is the definition of diversity. You can have clean vocals, high pitch vocals, growls, screams, opera vocals and many others. There is so many different genre and sub-genres, a life time is not enough to learn even half of what the metal scene as given us. During one song you can ear 6 or 7 diffent riffs or even 20 different riffs when talking about progressive or ambiant metal. Mastering metal drumming is probably harder than learning any other type of drumming. Along with Funk music, Metal is the best music for great bass lines. The greatest bass players are found on the metal scene (death metal and progressive metal). Therefore I just fucking win. Metal is art, Lady Gaga is just the same shit over and over again... put it in the microwave, press on reheat and here we go."

At 5/4/09 05:23 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
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what's wrong with them? or whats wrong with having a diverse musical taste? I may like all sorts of stuff but I mainly only post about metal bands here, even if they are sometimes core bands, I like core...

There is nothing wrong with them, I think their music is awesome :)
But I have been flammed over and over again in the past when I dared mention core bands in front of guys like Ponos :P
It's just that we do not discuss core here normally :P
but it's alright with me :)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:50:30


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For those of you who play guitar, play this riff (slow as hell though and each bar at least fifteen times).

first song, the entire thing.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:52:14


Fuck my last post.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 20:53:33


At 5/4/09 08:50 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: first song, the entire thing.

Tab fails epically on NG :P. Make it in a picture in paint or something.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 21:19:17


At 5/4/09 08:27 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I really feel the urge to cut myself again.

Do you talk to anybody in person about your problems?

At 5/4/09 08:15 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Oh gosh I'd love an Ulver shirt.

plastichead.com


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 21:22:32


At 5/4/09 09:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: plastichead.com

what the shitting balls...

http://www.plastichead.com/


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 21:26:28


At 5/4/09 09:22 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: http://www.plastichead.com/

It stilled worked. And thank you, best selection of Death tee's I've seen :D.

What do you folks think?
This.
or
This.

I like the plain one due to the fact it doesn't have an album cover on it. But I like the ITP one because it just looks ace. But album tee's tend to put me off a bit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 21:49:03


At 5/4/09 09:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Do you talk to anybody in person about your problems?

Not really in person. Usually I either bitch here or over the phone to a few people I trust.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 22:54:52


At 5/4/09 08:27 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Gah...fuck double posting and this slow-ass PC I'm on (not mine).

What are you going to do.

A couple weeks ago there started being a huge spike of double/triple posts on this site. No idea why though.


I really feel the urge to cut myself again.

Man, you really need to talk to your doctor or your family.

I would've said this last time you were talking about this stuff but I felt like I was beating a dead horse for posting so I ended up not posting.

If you have a family doctor that you've had your entire or most of your life, SEE HIM/HER ASAP.

Pay for a one or even two hour session with her and tell her EVERYTHING about your life. (Social life, newgrounds, Metal, the FBI, etc, etc, etc.)

This will make you feel shitloads better yourself, it will result in you getting whatever help is necessary, if you ever do anything stupid like kill someone or something(Which I REALLY hope you don't) she can back up that your insane(You said you were losing touch with reality, no?) also this makes it so if a cop arrests you for "Assaulting an officer" when no one sees you and there are no cameras you have NO way out and telling the doctor everything makes someone know that these people are after you.

And if you are in court against a cop with no evidence, witnesses, etc. It becomes your opinion VS a cops opinion and the cop will ALWAYS win.


Also, it sucks ass that I don't have enough money to go to Maryland Deathfest this year.

I'd really appreciate a link to all the bands playing there or a copy + Paste list or something.

A friend of mine is driving all the way down there and offered me a ride to and fro as long as I paid for everything related to me(Ticket, Food, etc.) and that I confirmed that hes over 18 to all chicks he meets. (Even though hes really 17)

At 5/4/09 08:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: "Metal sucks" is not an argument. You want an argument? Here it goes. Metal is the definition of diversity. You can have clean vocals, high pitch vocals, growls, screams, opera vocals and many others. There is so many different genre and sub-genres, a life time is not enough to learn even half of what the metal scene as given us. During one song you can ear 6 or 7 diffent riffs or even 20 different riffs when talking about progressive or ambiant metal. Mastering metal drumming is probably harder than learning any other type of drumming. Along with Funk music, Metal is the best music for great bass lines. The greatest bass players are found on the metal scene (death metal and progressive metal). Therefore I just fucking win. Metal is art, Lady Gaga is just the same shit over and over again... put it in the microwave, press on reheat and here we go."

Ummmmmmmm....................no mention of guitar work? No mention of HOW difficult is to sing Falsetto? No mention of how complex and meaningful some songs are? No mention that metal can make you feel just about any emotion possible?

But those aren't the main problems I had, it was your lack of examples. You see, some times when people argue with metal fans online they give a similar argument to what you just gave, only they include examples for everything that said.

This makes the other person pissed enough by not to either:

A.) Listen to said bands(Maybe 1 - 4 songs on youtube or whatever) so they can retaliate with blatant personal assaults on said band and make themselves out to be an even bigger douche.

B.) Shut the fuck up, since the examples make you look a lot smarter, maturer, dedicated to metal(So no one online could change your opinion) but most of all, it makes your comment BIGGER. I don't know why, but if people post a LONG argument online sometimes people don't take the time to read it, or at least reply to it.

C.) Listen to said bands and actually LIKE them. There is always a 1 in 10 chance when they check out example bands they either can't find ANY problems to criticize and in a even rarer case, they might come out loving the said band or bands.

Just a few suggestions to improve your future arguments.

Now go get em tiger, argue with people all over the interwebs.

Just PLEASE don't do it in this ONE thread. :P

Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-04 23:39:56


At 5/4/09 10:54 PM, AniMetal wrote:
Ummmmmmmm....................no mention of guitar work? No mention of HOW difficult is to sing Falsetto? No mention of how complex and meaningful some songs are? No mention that metal can make you feel just about any emotion possible?

That was actually my sixth or seventh post I made.


But those aren't the main problems I had, it was your lack of examples. You see, some times when people argue with metal fans online they give a similar argument to what you just gave, only they include examples for everything that said.

And then again your taking everything I'm saying out of it's context just to make me look bad. I mentionned that this was my last "shout" already. Before this one and after she answered this comment, I did mention a few bands. Not to mention all the artists that I have listed in another debate to support my arguments.


This makes the other person pissed enough by not to either:

A.) Listen to said bands(Maybe 1 - 4 songs on youtube or whatever) so they can retaliate with blatant personal assaults on said band and make themselves out to be an even bigger douche.

I actually did mention during the debate on Lady Gaga's artist page that Ulver and Agalloch were good examples of awesome metal bands and that they couldn't fit in the noobish definitions of metal given by those retards. You know... "it's all the same" kind of argument.


B.) Shut the fuck up, since the examples make you look a lot smarter, maturer, dedicated to metal(So no one online could change your opinion) but most of all, it makes your comment BIGGER. I don't know why, but if people post a LONG argument online sometimes people don't take the time to read it, or at least reply to it.

I already knew that the girl would answer, since it was not the first shout I left her. And if someone is not smart enough to read through a long argument... if we can even say that a 1000 caracters post is a long argument... than you are just a fucking dumbass.
Why would I waste my time with someone who cannot read through 10 lines of simple arguments?


C.) Listen to said bands and actually LIKE them. There is always a 1 in 10 chance when they check out example bands they either can't find ANY problems to criticize and in a even rarer case, they might come out loving the said band or bands.

that's why I mentionned her Sonata Arctica as an example. It is most of the time, one of those bands that even non-metalheads will really like.

Make your own opinion on me if you will, but you should understand that I do not need you to teach me how to write arguments. I'm actually studying politic, economy, psychology and other related subjects at school... and in every single of these classes, we have to give examples when defending a thesis... I am no n00b :)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-05 00:16:20


At 5/4/09 09:26 PM, Nev wrote: I like the plain one due to the fact it doesn't have an album cover on it.

same. when i want a metal tshirt, i look for this: 1). band logo, or band logo and some inconspicuous other stuff, 2). album i like a lot or a design that looks good, 3). or as over-the-top as possible. in that order.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-05 00:27:11


At 5/4/09 10:54 PM, AniMetal wrote: Man, you really need to talk to your doctor or your family.

I would've said this last time you were talking about this stuff but I felt like I was beating a dead horse for posting so I ended up not posting.

If you have a family doctor that you've had your entire or most of your life, SEE HIM/HER ASAP.

Pay for a one or even two hour session with her and tell her EVERYTHING about your life. (Social life, newgrounds, Metal, the FBI, etc, etc, etc.)

My former PCP was a pediatrician and does not treat anyone older than 18. I'm now 19, and I have no medical insurance at all.

And my old psychiatrist wasn't cheap, but hell...if I can gather the money, maybe I'll visit him again. The last time I saw him was for a long diagnostic interview, and the diagnosis: paranoid schizophrenia.

This will make you feel shitloads better yourself, it will result in you getting whatever help is necessary, if you ever do anything stupid like kill someone or something(Which I REALLY hope you don't) she can back up that your insane(You said you were losing touch with reality, no?) also this makes it so if a cop arrests you for "Assaulting an officer" when no one sees you and there are no cameras you have NO way out and telling the doctor everything makes someone know that these people are after you.

Yes, I am continuing to lose touch with reality, and also, I already attempted suicide a few times in my life. Trying to drown myself at the age of 14 was the most extreme instance of my attempted suicide experiences. I was also a frequent cutter beginning in middle school (cue the retarded emo jokes), and it spilled over into high school as well. I've been hospitalized over my cutting habit, too, and I'm really trying my best to forget my hospital experiences. They were that bad.

And if you are in court against a cop with no evidence, witnesses, etc. It becomes your opinion VS a cops opinion and the cop will ALWAYS win.

True.

I'd really appreciate a link to all the bands playing there or a copy + Paste list or something.

Abscess
Absu
Agenda of Swine
Antigama
Asphyx
Atheist
Aura Noir
Birdflesh
Bolt Thrower
Brutal Truth
Catheter
Cattle Decapitation
Cephalic Carnage
Complete Failure
Crowpath
Despise You
Destroyer 666
Devourment
Drugs of Faith
The Endless Blockade
Flesh Parade
General Surgery
Gnostic
Hail of Bullets
Hero Destroyed
Immolation
Jig-Ai
Kill the Client
Krallice
Lair of the Minotaur
Magrudergrind
Marduk
Maruta
Mayhem
Misery Index
Napalm Death
Pestilence
Phobia
Pig Destroyer
Pigsty
Pretty Little Flower
The Red Chord
Rotten Sound
Sayyadina
Sigh
Splitter
Trap Them
Triac
Unearthly Trance
Venomous Concept
Victims
Weekend Nachos
Wolves in the Throne Room
Yakuza

A friend of mine is driving all the way down there and offered me a ride to and fro as long as I paid for everything related to me(Ticket, Food, etc.) and that I confirmed that hes over 18 to all chicks he meets. (Even though hes really 17)

I guess you should take the ride then...


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-05 00:56:03


At 5/4/09 08:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Therefore I just fucking win.

Oh god. You never declare victory in an argument. The objective should be coming to some common ground or in the best case scenario getting someone to better understand and agree with your position not to win out over them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-05 01:08:08


At 5/5/09 12:56 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 5/4/09 08:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Therefore I just fucking win.
Oh god. You never declare victory in an argument. The objective should be coming to some common ground or in the best case scenario getting someone to better understand and agree with your position not to win out over them.

at first I did try to do as you are saying... but when she just declared metal sucked... I just left all the "diplomacy" stuff behind. If you know what I mean :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-05 01:55:33


At 5/5/09 01:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: at first I did try to do as you are saying... but when she just declared metal sucked... I just left all the "diplomacy" stuff behind. If you know what I mean :P

Another argument you could have made is that an insane amount of bands are from non English speaking countries, where English isn't their first language, and they still know the language better than rappers here in America do.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-05 02:48:03


At 5/5/09 01:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I just left all the "diplomacy" stuff behind. If you know what I mean :P

I do and it leads us back to the disagreement we've had before. You say that once someone has stopped being respectful or formal you're going to sling insults at them in retaliation and throw out all etiquette. I don't understand this "Well if they do it I'll do it too!" thing. I've seen it a lot around my area actually and it's always used to justify horrible behavior. "Well I ain't no racist but if they call me cracka I've got a few choice words for them too..." it's ridiculous. Obviously the one calling cracka is wrong so unless you've been blinded by rage and can't control yourself you should take a step back look at the situation and be done with it. Don't let your emotions destroy your ability to reason.


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At 5/5/09 02:48 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 5/5/09 01:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I just left all the "diplomacy" stuff behind. If you know what I mean :P
I do and it leads us back to the disagreement we've had before. You say that once someone has stopped being respectful or formal you're going to sling insults at them in retaliation and throw out all etiquette. I don't understand this "Well if they do it I'll do it too!" thing. I've seen it a lot around my area actually and it's always used to justify horrible behavior. "Well I ain't no racist but if they call me cracka I've got a few choice words for them too..." it's ridiculous. Obviously the one calling cracka is wrong so unless you've been blinded by rage and can't control yourself you should take a step back look at the situation and be done with it. Don't let your emotions destroy your ability to reason.

Your taking this way to far. You cannot compare what I said to racism or any "horrible behavior as you said". I was not actually trying to win an argument. I was just making fun of her ridiculous way of reacting to anything that I said. In other words, I was just playing a game with the girl. To make her understand that I was not going on a war against pop music. I still find it ridiculous to read lame arguments like these. If I tell you I do not like a band that you like, why do you have to try to fight back by insulting my favorite artists, instead of just explainning me why you like the artist that I dislike. Cause this is how we started this debate. I was explainning how I thought Lady Gaga was no good and other stuff. Than this girl came out of nowhere, flamming on metal music, telling me I shouldn't be posting negative comments in artists shoutbox. So we went on an argument in our personnal shoutboxes. And that's how we got there.

I really wasn't "disrespectful" or anything. Maybe you should go check it out for yourself. But most of the parts that I wrote are on her profile.