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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 23:02:15


At 4/21/09 10:31 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/21/09 10:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: I actually think he was talking about duff, not me.
I was talking about all of you. You more than Duff :P.

Told ya, Ani.

At 4/21/09 10:42 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Speaking of which, what's the most metal way to tie your shoes?

Slipknot?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 23:13:21


At 4/21/09 11:02 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 4/21/09 10:42 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Speaking of which, what's the most metal way to tie your shoes?
Slipknot?

Lol, yeah. Lame joke. Slipknot isn't even metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 23:18:39


At 4/21/09 11:13 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 4/21/09 11:02 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 4/21/09 10:42 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Speaking of which, what's the most metal way to tie your shoes?
Slipknot?
Lol, yeah. Lame joke. Slipknot isn't even metal.

Thats why there was a question mark...I was thinking "the only remote possibility is Slipknot, but they arent metal...wtf is he on?"

anyway, you get your dog yet?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 00:15:46


At 4/21/09 11:30 PM, batman64 wrote: Real MetalHeads wear boots.

Boots make my feet so sweaty in the summer. Lame. As. Fuck.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 00:18:33


haha am i unmetal for wearing vans and flip flops (only when it's hot)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 00:34:24


At 4/21/09 10:42 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Speaking of which, what's the most metal way to tie your shoes?

In the normal way, over the tongue :D. Fuck all this hiding the laces shit. And fuck double tieing the knots!

At 4/22/09 12:18 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: haha am i unmetal for wearing vans and flip flops (only when it's hot)

Is it not inconvinient to wear two types of footwear at once?

Oh, Nev! Har... har... har... har... har!

Had Vans and hated them, personally. Too chunky. I bought some new shoes t'other day; white polka Converse :D. They're so light and graceful.
These exact ones :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 00:40:08


At 4/22/09 12:18 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: haha am i unmetal for wearing vans and flip flops (only when it's hot)

If you are then so am I.
I wear the exact same.

Also for some reason I can't stop listening to Drum and Bass.
It's all I've been listening too for the past few days =\

Though Concord Dawn's cover of Raining Blood is fair cool.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 01:31:14


At 4/22/09 12:18 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: haha am i unmetal for wearing vans and flip flops (only when it's hot)

I wear Chuck's, steel cap boots, and 'flip flops' (for all you overseas bastards).

I only wear the steel caps when im going concert-ing, or working.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 05:47:26


At 4/21/09 10:31 PM, Nev wrote: And Ponos, listen. The Nu-Metal riffs are well apparent.

Give me times and songs please.

Your shoes are nice and femenine :D

At 4/22/09 01:31 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I wear Chuck's, steel cap boots, and 'flip flops' (for all you overseas bastards).

Ok, a little bit of educational story telling is needed.

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER THE AUSTRALIAN MAN HAS WORN THE THING ON HIS FOOT KNOWN AS

THONGS

They aren't under panties, they are bits of rubber with rubber thingies you slip your toes in so the bits of rubber don't fall off your feet.

They cost like two dollars (Unless you buy faggy metro ones) and thus,

WE CAN PURCHASE AND CONSUME MORE BEER.

They aren't called flip flops, cross trainers or sandals. They are called.

Thongs.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 06:18:36


At 4/22/09 05:47 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Thongs.

See, if you were to say that without reading what you posted, everyone would think us aussies run around with g-strings on all the time.

Also, not metal, but still a cool band, they sound like Motorhead, but a lot slower/less heavy. Basically rock'n'roll. Still good. The Carburetors.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 08:08:53


At 4/22/09 06:18 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 4/22/09 05:47 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Thongs.
See, if you were to say that without reading what you posted, everyone would think us aussies run around with g-strings on all the time.

Also, not metal, but still a cool band, they sound like Motorhead, but a lot slower/less heavy. Basically rock'n'roll. Still good. The Carburetors.

Yes, we've all heard the Jasper Carrott joke about Aussie sticky tape being made by a company called Durex. In the UK, Durex is a company that makes condoms.

"G'day, can I have a roll of Durex, mate?"
"A roll?! Are you really going through them that fast? What's an example of Aussie foreplay? "Shelia, brace yerself!""

I love crossing the language barrier - it's even better when you can do it between tow languages which are essentially the same ;)


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 08:56:04


At 4/21/09 02:16 PM, Nev wrote: [By DT's standards] its bad because of teh Nu-Meta riffs and James lame rappy vocals.

That is very much so. Parts of the album weren't so great because of what you said, but if you try and get over those downfalls, Train of Thought isn't a bad album.

Stream of Consciousness however owns the balls.

This is undeniable.

At 4/22/09 05:47 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote:
At 4/21/09 10:31 PM, Nev wrote: And Ponos, listen. The Nu-Metal riffs are well apparent.
Give me times and songs please.

Listen to This Dying Soul and Honor Thy Father more carefully.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 11:05:01


At 4/21/09 06:01 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

lmfao, good ol' corey

I like his voice though, it's cool.

eurgh, girl troubles suck
also Amon Amarth are going to the Waterfront in October, omfg, I dunno if I can go.

I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 11:46:55


At 4/22/09 08:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: That is very much so. Parts of the album weren't so great because of what you said, but if you try and get over those downfalls, Train of Thought isn't a bad album.

Indeed. And its only DTs fault for making albums like Awake, Images and Metropolis so fucking good that anything short of that seems poor :P.

Listen to This Dying Soul and Honor Thy Father more carefully.

Thank you, I really couldn't be arsed doing that myself :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 11:55:43


At 4/22/09 11:46 AM, Nev wrote:
At 4/22/09 08:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: That is very much so. Parts of the album weren't so great because of what you said, but if you try and get over those downfalls, Train of Thought isn't a bad album.
Indeed. And its only DTs fault for making albums like Awake, Images and Metropolis so fucking good that anything short of that seems poor :P.

Sorta like how Symphony X damned the rest of their stuff when they made Divine Wings of Tragedy so orgasmically good. Anything else just seems so mundane and piss-poor in comparison.

And if Bill Patton (Batman64) is pops of the metal hell, I'm the hick uncle who sits on his porch with a geetar chewing chaw.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 13:51:37


At 4/21/09 02:16 PM, Nev wrote:
Not to mention the word Ponos in big letters in his sig.

Thanks a lot Mister Obvious :)

At 4/21/09 07:50 PM, AniMetal wrote: Shut up Duff, Ponos shits on you whenever you try to argue.

You are the fucking idiot... if I'd start an argument with you, on any fucking subject in the world I would smash your skull to the ground.
So instead of sucking Ponos cock, just try to stand on your feet on your own.

Anytime I make a comment I try to gather up as much information as possible on the subject and I try to make very objective analysis when giving my opinion. And what are you guys doing? Classifying bands only according to your own little opinions... which are not based on anything.

And yeah right... Ponos cannot do anything else than shit on people. His very own speciality is to mess around and one in a while he just get told by everyone one to shut the fuck up.

Don't ever try to make me look like an idiot, you would automaticly loose.

And you do not have to answer to this post. I'd just fucking appreciate it if you could shut the fuck up with all your lame jokes. I know I am intelligent, for all I have accomplished in my life. You don't know me, so let's just end this lame wasting of time right away.

At 4/21/09 08:44 PM, Nev wrote: Asking for attention in the form of comments is a bit pathetic.

What is the point of writting something if not to get some people to read it?

nyway

I'm not sure if I have already asked this question in here, but is there anyone else in here that is a vocalist?
Cause I am and we are not talking about the vocals a lot in here, but I'd still be really interested to discuss vocals with other vocalists or people interrested in vocals.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 14:02:44


At 4/22/09 01:59 PM, batman64 wrote:
I'm a vocalist,have been most of my life.

Metal vocalist? If so, what kind of vocals?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 14:24:50


At 4/22/09 02:14 PM, batman64 wrote:
All types really, sang with a Crossover Thrash band for a few years and preferred that.
I feel I can express myself better singing Metal.
With Metal I can use my full range and use my screaming ability.

That's why I am very interrested in Melodic Death Metal or Viking Folk Metal. Vocals range is awesome. There is room for Clean vocals, growls, screams and arshes vocals in those genres.

My favorite screamer if Helge Stang from Equilibrium. His screams are just perfect. There is so much energy in his vocals. The sounds produced are very clear and just. And his growls are very nice.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 14:43:09


Speaking of arguments, I met someone today at the store who could sing falsetto.

He was just like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH!" in really good falsetto vocals over finding something on sale or something.

I was like "Dude, great falsetto!" and he had no idea what falsetto was. I asked him if he likes any metal at all and he said he doesn't listen to any music at all, he spends all his time 'doing something productive with his time"

Shame, his voice sounded like it would be perfect for a power metal band.

At 4/22/09 01:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You are the fucking idiot... if I'd start an argument with you, on any fucking subject in the world I would smash your skull to the ground.

Remember these arguments?

"GAMMA RAY SHITS ON BOB DYLAN! GRRRRRR"
"I LIKE MORE POWER METAL THAN YOU!"
"METALCORE IS TOO METAL!"

I think I proved my point, you suck at arguing.

So instead of sucking Ponos cock, just try to stand on your feet on your own.

I suck his cock? That's funny cause i'm pretty sure I don't know a single thing about him other than the fact he hates everything he doesn't like, the fact he kicks your ass in arguments and that he has a Black Sabbath hard on.


Anytime I make a comment I try to gather up as much information as possible on the subject and I try to make very objective analysis when giving my opinion. And what are you guys doing? Classifying bands only according to your own little opinions... which are not based on anything.

When did we do this?


And yeah right... Ponos cannot do anything else than shit on people. His very own speciality is to mess around and one in a while he just get told by everyone one to shut the fuck up.

*Specialty.


Don't ever try to make me look like an idiot, you would automaticly loose.

*Automatically.
*Lose


And you do not have to answer to this post. I'd just fucking appreciate it if you could shut the fuck up with all your lame jokes.

God forbid, someone makes jokes on the internet is a faggot with no life by default?

Boy, that internet sure is serious business.

I know I am intelligent, for all I have accomplished in my life. You don't know me, so let's just end this lame wasting of time right away.

Is it just me or are those two sentences contradictions of each other?

I mean, you don't know me either so you can't really say anything about me, the fact you are the dumbest regular in this thread.

Plus I was only telling you to not pick fights with someone who easily rips your face off, and you felt the need to respond to me telling me to fuck off.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 14:44:11


At 4/22/09 01:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: What is the point of writting something if not to get some people to read it?

They weren't asking for people to read what they're written. They were asking for comments.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 14:48:44


At 4/22/09 02:43 PM, AniMetal wrote: I suck his cock? That's funny cause i'm pretty sure I don't know a single thing about him other than the fact he hates everything he doesn't like, the fact he kicks your ass in arguments and that he has a Black Sabbath hard on.

Doesn't necessarily mean you don't suck his cock. You just might be all cock sucking and no question asking.

As for this argument, both of you stop it now.
Its not even on topic so just shut up and spare us all the misery of having to wade through it.

If you wanna bitch at each other, do it in private cause none of us care.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 14:49:35


At 4/22/09 02:44 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/22/09 01:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: What is the point of writting something if not to get some people to read it?
They weren't asking for people to read what they're written. They were asking for comments.

I think people obsessed with comments are fags.

Cericon for example, before he disappeared(Thank god)

He would post retarded comments on like 100 blogs a day in hopes that he would get comments on his blogs in return.

Like I don't mind people trying to get SOME comments, but I think aiming for more than 10 comments at most per blog is pointless.

At 4/22/09 02:43 PM, AniMetal wrote: Speaking of arguments, I met someone today at the store who could sing falsetto.

Lol wut? I messed up there, speaking of singing not arguments.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 15:06:36


At 4/22/09 02:43 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 4/22/09 01:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You are the fucking idiot... if I'd start an argument with you, on any fucking subject in the world I would smash your skull to the ground.
Remember these arguments?

"GAMMA RAY SHITS ON BOB DYLAN! GRRRRRR"
"I LIKE MORE POWER METAL THAN YOU!"
"METALCORE IS TOO METAL!"

I think I proved my point, you suck at arguing.

No... I did explain everything about theses arguments we had.
For the part about Gamma Ray I did explain taht quotation marks in french a re not the same.
I never said I liked more power metal than you. I said I know a lot of bands. And you just listed every single you ever heard of once or twice as "bands that you liked".
And for the metalcore part, it's really just about opinions... cause I do consider All That Remains to be somewhat metal, and I'm not the only one in here to see it this way (Ghoul would be one)


So instead of sucking Ponos cock, just try to stand on your feet on your own.

Anytime I make a comment I try to gather up as much information as possible on the subject and I try to make very objective analysis when giving my opinion. And what are you guys doing? Classifying bands only according to your own little opinions... which are not based on anything.
When did we do this?

Anytime you said a band sucked just to mess with a fan of this band.

God forbid, someone makes jokes on the internet is a faggot with no life by default?

I said lame jokes :)


Boy, that internet sure is serious business.

why is it that good manners shouldn't exist on the internet?


I know I am intelligent, for all I have accomplished in my life. You don't know me, so let's just end this lame wasting of time right away.
Is it just me or are those two sentences contradictions of each other?

I get to know a little more about your stupidity each time you post.


I mean, you don't know me either so you can't really say anything about me, the fact you are the dumbest regular in this thread.

According to what proofs? Your just an idiot son. Just accept this fact.

At 4/22/09 02:48 PM, Nev wrote:
If you wanna bitch at each other, do it in private cause none of us care.

If he's going to insult me publicly, I'll just have to answer his insults publicly.
I'm sorry about it. But these kids should learn from their mistakes. I may be annoying but I won't let anyone fuck with me for absolutely no reason...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 15:11:07


I find it funny that Duff is trying to make himself appear smart and tough when he isn't.

Knock it off.

New topic.

What are some bands that you guys think are absoulately destined to disband within the next few years? Whether it's just a theory, a hunch or actual band problems doesn't matter.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 16:01:54


So, I got And Then You'll Beg.

This is the most mediocre, bland, uninteresting 'Tech' Death I've ever heard.

I've heard Once Was Not is better, if only slightly. But I won't get my hopes up.

I'd stay away from all this shit if I didn't feel obliged to listen to every Cryptopsy album at least once.

If you're wanting an explanation, I wouldn't hold your breath.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 17:07:48


At 4/22/09 03:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: If he's going to insult me publicly, I'll just have to answer his insults publicly.
I'm sorry about it. But these kids should learn from their mistakes. I may be annoying but I won't let anyone fuck with me for absolutely no reason...

Boo, hoo. Get over yourself.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 17:59:11


One By One

[Music: Abbath / Horgh]
[Lyrics: Demonaz]

Aeons ago the legends tell we rode onward
Led astray by the northern chaos gods
Calm before the storm we came from the north...
Horses roamed in the open landscaped

The scald sang to their kings
Only he who battle wins
The scald sang to their kings
Let the battle he fought to the won

Tremble with fear for the banner of our kings
War now calls heed to the battle
Hear our swords clinging in the wind
Men cast from their saddles horses roar and scream
Descendants of wrath and the kingdoms of fear...
The might we possess burn like fire
The will remain in our northern hearts...
More scalps to be won - an eye for an eye

Aeons ago the legends tell we rode onward
Led astray by the northern chaos gods
One by one by the northern tribe you fall
One by one... die by the strongest of them all
Still theres only greatness sunged in those who fell
Who battled strong to win these wars...
One by one we took your lives

Grey mist swirl across the meadows...
Where battles once ruled the steps
Where the ancient armours of bronce
Are buried and corrored by time
Strong where those who won the war...
And the legends tell only of wrath
As brothers of the northern tribes...
They guarded the horders of chaos
We leave this Battlefields ground
Red where the rivers of blood
Unforgotten by the ones...
Born of strength and glory

FUCKNG LOVE THIS SONG!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 19:00:07


At 4/22/09 05:59 PM, smeagol1 wrote: One By One

There are better songs by Immortal then One by One, even though it is a good song.

FUCKNG LOVE THIS SONG!!!

I do to, but Immortal is slowly declining in their songwriting...I prefer the early 90's Immortal releases then the recent Immortal releases


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 19:11:11


Holy shit.

Animetal. Stop fucking antagonizing heaven. Picking a fight is pretty fucking stupid; doing it on the internet where you're anonymous is about ten times more stupid. I'm fucking serious, we come here to talk about metal. I've noticed this pattern dude; you always call Heaven out on something that you could easily ignore, and then argue with him. You may think you're fucking kicking his ass, but you're not. It's a goddamn stalemate, neither of you are "winners." You're making a fucking fool of yourself. Not one of the regulars thinks you're cool by doing this. We're all really, really fucking fed up with it. I fucking HATE coming here after school, wanting to talk about metal, and seeing a tillion goddamn posts that are just you making ad hominem attacks on Heaven. I don't give a shit what your reasonings and justifications are for doing this. I'm not going to listen to them. I want to you to quit this. I know I'm not a Horseman, but goddamn. You're basically just trolling.

As for you, Heaven, stop taking yourself so seriously. Don't respond to people's attacks, especially AniMetal's. You need to be confident enough in your own self that you don't need to justify your actions, just like what you like. I don't even know what this argument is about, and that's as good a sign as any that it's fucking pointless. If you really, really need to respond to someone's baiting, do it through PM. I'm tired of wading through a shit-ton of posts.

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE FUCKING DIPLOMAT

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-22 19:18:19


At 4/22/09 07:11 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE FUCKING DIPLOMAT

What are you on about? Nev beat you by a half a day. :3


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