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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 00:04:01


At 4/20/09 11:49 PM, AniMetal wrote:
That explains why I have been unable to load ANY porn on this computer.

Really, this is weird. I can't figure it out.

All porn/hentai websites I go to REFUSE to load but all other websites load fine.

oh really now...maybe its time you sat down with your computer and had a talk.

It doesn't matter if they are both playing anyway. :D

yup :D

No comment.

yes, we all know that you dont like Metallica.

Well Nick from flesh isn't a bad singer, but his singing is nothing special.

I like Nick more then Ã…kerfeldt

The only member from Flesh that I think is truly great is their bassists, he does double bass pedal mega uber fast while remaining wicked technical. And the lead guitarist to an extent.

True, overall Opeth has more talent, but I prefer Nick's voice to Ã…kerfeldt's (except when he did vocals on "Uhnealer" in Ihsahn's new album)

Moonsorrow would be a good concert, if they're anything like Finntroll in concert, then I'll cream my pants in the pit.
Screw Finntroll, Moonsorrow kicks their asses.

Finntroll arent as good as Moonsorrow, but I've never seen Moonsorrow live. Finntroll puts on a good show, even though they arent the best of the Folk bands

Yeah, but something is telling me the paganfest America myspace is a hoax as Eluviete and the venue their playing at here both haven't said anything about eluveite dropping off.

Thats kinda lame...Eluviete is an amazing band, that'd be a fun band to see.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 00:27:54


At 4/20/09 11:49 PM, AniMetal wrote: The only member from Flesh that I think is truly great is their bassists, he does double bass pedal mega uber fast while remaining wicked technical. And the lead guitarist to an extent.

Drummers use double bass pedals, not bassists. The fuck are you talking about?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 00:39:22


At 4/21/09 12:27 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Drummers use double bass pedals, not bassists. The fuck are you talking about?

I was wondering the same thing after I read it over again.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 00:45:46


At 4/21/09 12:39 AM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 4/21/09 12:27 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Drummers use double bass pedals, not bassists. The fuck are you talking about?
I was wondering the same thing after I read it over again.

Me to, unless he means effects pedals, which even then aren't all that hard to play with when you're going hard. Or does this dude play bass and sit down behind 2 bass drums and go nuts as well?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 00:56:47


At 4/21/09 12:45 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Or does this dude play bass and sit down behind 2 bass drums and go nuts as well?

One man band. All the other members are robots that he re-made after stealing them from his local amusement park.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 01:21:52


And you guys dare to tell me I'm annoying with my long posts with too much stuff quoted :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 01:42:32


At 4/20/09 10:14 PM, burnoutfool wrote: I would too...I wouldnt pay 22 cents to see Opeth....

Fuck off.

At 4/20/09 11:38 PM, burnoutfool wrote: True, Opeth have more talent then Flesh Unlimited, but I'd rather listen to Flesh Unlimited, because Opeth's singer makes me retch

Mikael Akerfeldt is one of the greatest vocalists to ever live. Fuck off.

At 4/21/09 01:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: And you guys dare to tell me I'm annoying with my long posts with too much stuff quoted :P

Because you fill yours full of your bullshit opinions.

Obscura = fucking brilliant album that shits on both Opeth AND Enslaved. But only just. Because Opeth and Enslaved fucking rule.

Gorguts - The Art of Sombre Ecstacy
It's taking my breath away and blowing my mind at the same time.

::METAL HELL FOREVER::

(Ignore everything HeavenDuff says :D)

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 02:33:41


Hahaha, this Bones episode is fucking funny.

"They consider themselves deathcore. I consider them crapcore."


::METAL HELL FOREVER::

(Ignore everything HeavenDuff says :D)

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 08:45:41


I'm happy to see some great responses for what you think are the best metal outros. I really should have a look at other metal songs that have great outros.

At 4/20/09 07:16 PM, AniMetal wrote:
I'M the one that's ignored. :(

No, I am. :P

At 4/20/09 11:32 PM, AniMetal wrote: It's a bitch to type faggot, cause my computer automatically changes it to fagot. Ha

If it's a software/plugin, what is it that you're using? I really don't know why one spell-checker would do that as I've never seen it spelt as fagot before. Infact, my spell-checker tells me the word with one g is wrong.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 09:27:11


At 4/21/09 02:33 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: "They consider themselves deathcore. I consider them crapcore."

BUUUUUUURN

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 11:26:39


As much shit as ToT gets, I think This Dying Soul ends very nicely.

Why is ToT bad again Nev?


::METAL HELL FOREVER::

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 12:28:32


At 4/21/09 01:42 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote:
At 4/21/09 01:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: And you guys dare to tell me I'm annoying with my long posts with too much stuff quoted :P
Because you fill yours full of your bullshit opinions.

You really do not need to be a cock... oh! It's you, Ponos!

Even if I wouldn't have been told that this is just another of your lame alts, I would have found out anyway. You have you very own ways of being a freakin cock all the time.

I can't see how my opinions would be more bullshit than yours.

I was thinking about Ambient Metal bands and I was just wondering if these guys were playing live shows sometimes. Agalloch's music really takes all is sense when you listen to the whole album and I can't see how they could play live... since they really cannot play all their albums.
You guys have any infos about bands like em playing live?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 12:29:27


At 4/20/09 11:53 PM, Nev wrote: Opeth shit on Enslaved.

Last time I saw Enslaved live was with Dark Funeral, and DF shit all over Enslaved live. Enslaved refused to paly their older stuff and stuck with their new crapola.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 12:38:46


At 4/21/09 12:29 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 4/20/09 11:53 PM, Nev wrote: Opeth shit on Enslaved.
Last time I saw Enslaved live was with Dark Funeral, and DF shit all over Enslaved live. Enslaved refused to paly their older stuff and stuck with their new crapola.

Dei for ifra nord
Mot ei anna tid
Bak låg brende ord
Framfor dei ei ny strid

Dei såg såg stormar i det fjerne
Men haldt fram og beint
Inn mot jordas kjerne
Frå tidleg mot seint

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 14:16:18


At 4/21/09 11:26 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Why is ToT bad again Nev?

[By DT's standards] its bad because of teh Nu-Meta riffs and James lame rappy vocals.

Stream of Consciousness however owns the balls.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 14:16:38


At 4/21/09 12:28 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Even if I wouldn't have been told that this is just another of your lame alts, I would have found out anyway. You have you very own ways of being a freakin cock all the time.

Not to mention the word Ponos in big letters in his sig.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 14:18:01


At 4/20/09 07:44 PM, AniMetal wrote:

B-b-but you never call or anything anymore.

"WE HAD GOD AMAZING SEX, AND I NEVER SEE YOU. WHAT HAPPENED? YOU STOP DRINKING COFFEE? WHAT AM I SOME KIND OF WHORE TO YOU??!?!?!"

YOUR CHEATING ON ME ANI!!? You basterd!!!!! How could you I mean I pooped on your chest and you told me how warm and sexy it felt. I thought u loved me Ani I thought u really did!

* Runs away crying*

*takes shot gun and blows brains out*

says the ghost of smeagols past.


Enter Thy Metal Hell

www.infowars.com Because There Is A War On For Your Mind.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 15:51:16


I just got the new Peste Noire album, Ballade cuntre lo Anemi Francor. You guys should check it out if you like Peste Noire. Its just as good as the other two Full-Lengths, Folkfuck Follieand La Sanie Des Siècles - Panégyrique De La Dégénerescence.

I also got the new Mordhell album, Grim, Old and Evil. Its not as good as their other stuff, but its still dark and raw, and Mordhell never dissappoints when it comes to Anti-Christianity.

Not only did I get Peste Noire and Mordhell's new album, but I also got Beherit's new album, Engram. This is a great album. Its probably on par with Drawing Down the Moon. Its also their first release in 14 years, so I'd give it a listen if you like Beherit.

The next album I'm thinking of getting is the new Korpiklaani album, Karkelo, which is debuting on June 26. Hopefully it will be good, but you can never tell.

Windir - Mørket Sin Fyrste (Sóknardalr)

Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 18:16:11


At 4/21/09 06:01 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

"YOU'RE OUTTA YER SLIPKNOT STUPID!"


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 19:50:01


Shut up Duff, Ponos shits on you whenever you try to argue.

Shut up Ponos, we all know Duff is an idiot and can't control himself.

Shut up Smeagol, you know I love you. >3 >3 >3

At 4/21/09 12:27 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Drummers use double bass pedals, not bassists. The fuck are you talking about?

Crap, I fucked up.

I don't know what I was thinking when I posted that, I really don't.

At 4/21/09 08:45 AM, Bahamut wrote: No, I am. :P

Nu uh.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 20:34:46



Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 20:44:46


Asking for attention in the form of comments is a bit pathetic.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 21:09:50


At 4/21/09 08:44 PM, Nev wrote: Asking for attention in the form of comments is a bit pathetic.

awwww, dont pick on Ani.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 21:15:47


At 4/21/09 08:34 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, I just soiled my pants.

thats an awesome concert...wonder how they got the vid so long


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 22:02:56


At 4/21/09 09:15 PM, burnoutfool wrote: thats an awesome concert...wonder how they got the vid so long

Because of the shit quality.

Still awesome though.

At 4/21/09 09:09 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 4/21/09 08:44 PM, Nev wrote: Asking for attention in the form of comments is a bit pathetic.
awwww, dont pick on Ani.

I actually think he was talking about duff, not me.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 22:08:18


At 4/21/09 10:02 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 4/21/09 09:15 PM, burnoutfool wrote: thats an awesome concert...wonder how they got the vid so long
Because of the shit quality.

Still awesome though.

yes it is. Sonata is amazing in concert, even though I dont really like power metal.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 22:09:49


At 4/21/09 12:28 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I can't see how my opinions would be more bullshit than yours.

I was thinking about Ambient Metal bands and I was just wondering if these guys were playing live shows sometimes. Agalloch's music really takes all is sense when you listen to the whole album and I can't see how they could play live... since they really cannot play all their albums.
You guys have any infos about bands like em playing live?

You bring a tear to my eye, son.

At 4/21/09 02:16 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/21/09 11:26 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Why is ToT bad again Nev?
[By DT's standards] its bad because of teh Nu-Meta riffs and James lame rappy vocals.

Stream of Consciousness however owns the balls.

I don't know where the nu-metal riffs and the rappy vocals are.

Stream of Consciousness does however own the balls.

At 4/21/09 06:01 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

Coheed and Cambria, you know you're stupid.


::METAL HELL FOREVER::

(Ignore everything HeavenDuff says :D)

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 22:12:32


At 4/21/09 10:09 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Stream of Consciousness does however own the balls.

yes, thats one of my favorite Dream Theater songs


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 22:31:48


At 4/21/09 10:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: I actually think he was talking about duff, not me.

I was talking about all of you. You more than Duff :P.

And Ponos, listen. The Nu-Metal riffs are well apparent.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-21 22:42:59


At 4/21/09 06:16 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 4/21/09 06:01 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
"YOU'RE OUTTA YER SLIPKNOT STUPID!"

Speaking of which, what's the most metal way to tie your shoes?