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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 01:08:36


At 4/13/09 02:02 AM, Lordovbacons wrote: Okayyy let me think ov some bands i like

Cannibal corpse

yes

Lamb of god

half yes

Behemoth

yes

Vader

yes

Vomitory

yes

Sanctity

yes

System of a down

no

Dying fetus

yes

Morbid angel

yes

Malevolent Creation

yes


thats just some
Pm. if you want my full list i got something like 9 days worth ov music :D

Welcome to the hell, dude! As the 3rd horseman I welcome thee to the hell.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 01:09:41


At 4/13/09 11:21 PM, Charles wrote: I know a few people already know whose alt this is if you can remember back to around late 2007 or so.

Blizzard, sounds like you're going through some kind of sleep paralysis. Can you move when you're sleeping and she appears? Or do you feel like you're suck where you are?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 01:17:32


At 4/14/09 01:09 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Blizzard, sounds like you're going through some kind of sleep paralysis. Can you move when you're sleeping and she appears? Or do you feel like you're suck where you are?

This seems like the most appropriate answer, ill try and find an article i once had about how to overcome the 'old hag' syndrome thing.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 02:06:07


At 4/13/09 10:13 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
Also, Duff, incase you still haven't realized yet, ThePhantomLord is Ponos'...i think...1000th alt account that he's used in here.

so typical of a 15 years old fagget with a shitty haircut.

And Double-posting is not allowed on Newgrounds, and yes, some people do give a fuck about pointless spamming on forums. If your going to post, just read through all the newest posts and put all your answers in one, so I'll only have to ignore one post each and everytime you want to leave a shitty comment telling us how horrible "all the music that was made in the 2000 is crappy modern metal and lollll everyone sucks but me!!"

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 02:31:26


At 4/14/09 02:06 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: so typical of a 15 years old fagget with a shitty haircut.

Hahaha, whaaaaat?

And Double-posting is not allowed on Newgrounds, and yes, some people do give a fuck about pointless spamming on forums. If your going to post, just read through all the newest posts and put all your answers in one, so I'll only have to ignore one post each and everytime you want to leave a shitty comment telling us how horrible "all the music that was made in the 2000 is crappy modern metal and lollll everyone sucks but me!!"

Hahahahahaha, that's brilliant! I just got Origin's 2008 album 'Antithesis' based on your recommendation and it kicks arse. I don't hate modern metal. There's just more bullshit nowadays. Now go listen to Darkane ya little emo :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 02:37:44


At 4/13/09 11:21 PM, Charles wrote:
Hope everyone's doing better than me right now. I haven't slept in 26 hours (somewhere around there; I haven't kept track of the exact amount of time), and I swear I see an old wrinkly lady floating above, yelling and following me everywhere I go. I've tried everything, from blasting metal to trying to ignore her by putting on earplugs and a blindfold. Nothing seems to be working no matter what I do. Fucking annoying. I've gotten so bad that it's often hard for me to tell the difference between a hallucinatory episode and reality.

odd, I remember learning that not sleeping can cause hallucinations, so that may be part of it, other than that I wouldn't know what it is if you haven't done any drugs or something recently, or how to fix it


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 02:45:25


At 4/14/09 01:17 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: This seems like the most appropriate answer, ill try and find an article i once had about how to overcome the 'old hag' syndrome thing.

Here you go.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 02:48:04


At 4/14/09 02:31 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 4/14/09 02:06 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: so typical of a 15 years old fagget with a shitty haircut.
Hahaha, whaaaaat?

which part didn't you get?
fagget? or shitty haircut?


And Double-posting is not allowed on Newgrounds, and yes, some people do give a fuck about pointless spamming on forums. If your going to post, just read through all the newest posts and put all your answers in one, so I'll only have to ignore one post each and everytime you want to leave a shitty comment telling us how horrible "all the music that was made in the 2000 is crappy modern metal and lollll everyone sucks but me!!"
Hahahahahaha, that's brilliant! I just got Origin's 2008 album 'Antithesis' based on your recommendation and it kicks arse. I don't hate modern metal. There's just more bullshit nowadays. Now go listen to Darkane ya little emo :D

oh, and you also mentionned that it was probably the only death metal album that isn't 20 years old that you like.

And Darkane isn't whinny music with depressive suicidal bitche's lyrics, at least.

Anyway, talking about Origin...
I think their music is so plain, so technical, so brutal and so speedy... you really need to listen to the tracks a couple times to really understand it as a complete piece of art. But I really like the album.
So far Consuming Misery, Antithesis, Ubiquitous and The Aftermath are my favorite tracks! What? thats 4 tracks out of 10? Than I guess that's really just a fucking great album.

In the song The Aftermath, just listen to the riff at 1:17...
I just can't believe these guys...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 04:25:44


who likes slipknot? my brother did 2 songs with slipknot!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 04:31:30


At 4/14/09 04:25 AM, dizzydemon wrote: who likes slipknot? my brother did 2 songs with slipknot!

go check the slipknot club...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 06:39:18


Haha, I was just stunned at the insult. 15 year old fagget with a shitty haircut? I'm 16, fagget is spelt 'faggot', and my hair rules. What is with you? I think your MODERN MELOGAY HAS MADE YOU A SHITTY INSULTER :D:D:D:D:D


::METAL HELL FOREVER::

(Ignore everything HeavenDuff says :D)

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 08:30:53


The hostility in here is juvenile enough to lock up in a playpen.


My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 09:24:19


Melodic death metal is effecting the minds of the youth with it's shitness. It must be wiped out. I suggest we all listen to The Lord Weird Slough Feg until we can name prime numbers up to one million.


::METAL HELL FOREVER::

(Ignore everything HeavenDuff says :D)

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 09:34:55


I say we all listen to Power Metal and stop being assfucks in here.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 10:09:48


Short update about my condition before I lay back down: The old lady stopped tormenting me about 9 hours ago.

Still, I am goddamn exhausted. No, this certainly wasn't a typical old hag attack (though I get those too), because I wasn't in any state of physical paralysis. What I experienced this time was much worse and more prolonged.

I don't think I'll be going outside for a while.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 11:43:32


At 4/14/09 09:34 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I say we all listen to Power Metal and stop being assfucks in here.

'Kay then.

ETEEEEEERNAL FLAMES OF METAAAAL
LIIIVING IN OUR HEEAAAARTS

Johan Johansson makes absolutely no attempt to hide his Hungarian accent when he sings, and that's a good thing.

And Cryonic Temple are assholes for kicking him out.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 13:31:38


I got Running Wild's Death or Glory today. I've been dying to get this for a while now since this has Riding the Storm which I heard before and loved it.

At 4/13/09 06:59 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 4/13/09 08:22 AM, Bahamut wrote: Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys - The Legacy "keeper of the seven turds" - 40%
Helloween - Pink Bubbles Go Ape "Not bad at all." - 82%
Actually I like Pink bubbles.

I don't mind Pink Bubbles myself, but giving it twice the score as Keepers Legacy? Come on now, Keepers Legacy has The King for a 1000 Years, one of the most epic metal songs of all time. It was the song that truly got me into Helloween and power metal as well as 10+ minute epics.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 14:01:20


At 4/14/09 09:24 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Melodic death metal is effecting the minds of the youth with it's shitness. It must be wiped out. I suggest we all listen to The Lord Weird Slough Feg until we can name prime numbers up to one million.

Sky Chariots is awesome and catchy.

MANAMANAAA


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 14:04:53


If you guys had to recommend two Helloween albums, what would they be?

I've already got Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt. 2, and I've heard that Pt. 1 is marginally better.

I've listened to some stuff off of Pink Bubbles Go Ape and Chameleon too, which I've heard were, ahem, less than stellar albums, and, of course, I wasn't impressed.

Also, I've heard good things about Better Than Raw.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 14:10:46


At 4/14/09 02:04 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If you guys had to recommend two Helloween albums, what would they be?

If you haven't got Keepers Part 1 already, what are you waiting for?! It's better than Part 2. I also recommend Walls of Jericho with Helloween EP as it's an excellent debut album.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 15:20:30


At 4/14/09 02:04 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If you guys had to recommend two Helloween albums, what would they be?

Walls of Jericho, and the EP.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 15:58:56


Hey Ponos, shut up.

SOME melodic death metal is awesome, and since you were the one you said once that melodic death metal = Modern death metal I think you really have no idea what it is.

In fact you probably like some Melodeath bands, but just don't realize that it's melodic.

Also Darkane is awesome.

At 4/14/09 09:34 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I say we all listen to Power Metal and stop being assfucks in here.

I second this statement.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 16:50:53


At 4/14/09 08:30 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: The hostility in here is juvenile enough to lock up in a playpen.

I concur

I don't see what's wrong with melodeath, Children of Bodom, At The Gates...it's all good.


I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 17:41:16


At 4/14/09 02:04 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Helloween

I Want Out has incredibly shitty lyrics. That concludes my contribution to this topic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 18:40:09


Been internet less for over a week. Am lazy. Whats been going down?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 20:12:24


Everyone just needs to deal with little Ponos here. He's afraid of different opinions.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 20:16:31


At 4/14/09 08:30 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: The hostility in here is juvenile enough to lock up in a playpen.

Can I be cell rapeist?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 20:24:26


Oh, dear.

Two pieces of news for me.
1. Got Boris' 'Pink'.
2. Got my ticket to see Electric Wizard in May :).

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 20:46:15


At 4/14/09 08:12 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Everyone just needs to deal with little Ponos here. He's afraid of different opinions.

I'm sick of that kid, he takes himself way too seriously.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-14 21:12:47


At 4/14/09 09:09 PM, batman64 wrote: I will miss you all.

Get well now Bill darling :).

Because soon implies I want you to suffer for a bit.
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