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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 12:20:23


At 4/10/09 10:44 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
At 4/10/09 10:18 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
List 9 other Metal bands you listen to and you will be reviewed by a Horseman.
Alrighty

1. The Black Dahlia Murder

Yes

2. All That Remains

yes

3. Amon Amarth

yes

4. Judas Priest

yes

5. Slipknot

no

6. Turisas

yes

7. Dethklok

not a real band

8. Rammstein

no

9. Ted Maul

yes

10. Lamb of God

yes


Any good?

All that remains, Ted Maul, and LOG are all tentative yes's, so it's about half and half. I'm tempted to let you in, so post one more as the tiebreaker.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 12:37:38


Dethklok aren't real? :S
hmm, I swear my intelligence and common sense has taken a dive since my 16th birthday...

Anyway, how about I replace Slipknot, Dethklok, Rammstein and Ted Maul with:

Arch Enemy
Children of Bodom
At The Gates
Metallica

Theres a few more I can mention, if thats not good enough :p


I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 13:23:58


At 4/8/09 10:22 PM, burnoutfool wrote: anyway... ya thats kinda shitty how people cant just let us express ourselves...in fact I got arrested on two occasions for wearing my "Fuck me Satan" Marduk shirt, and my "Christians to the Lions" shirt...its annoying as hell.

How can you get arrested for wearing a band shirt?

Where do you live? Middle East?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 13:27:46


Regurgitate
Lord Gore
Guttural Secrete
Inhuman Dissiliency
Erotic Female Relievance Observations
Pustulated
Torsofuck
Disgorge <- sickest death metal band on the planet

I'm in.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 13:45:57


At 4/10/09 01:27 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: I'm in.

No you're not. Post ten metal bands (you've already done 8) and one of the horsemen will judge your list, and allow you passage.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 14:11:08


At 4/10/09 01:27 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: Regurgitate
Lord Gore
Guttural Secrete
Inhuman Dissiliency
Erotic Female Relievance Observations
Pustulated
Torsofuck
Disgorge <- sickest death metal band on the planet

I'm in.

I hope you don't get in just because of your attitude.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 14:20:55


Wow. Many "New" users came here and then dissapear...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 15:09:36


Cannibal Corpse is tonight, really stoked on that
I got 100$ to blow on shirts, maybe a hoodie...
Have a bit of rum left... not enough to get drunk but maybe a bit of a buzz

Going to be siiiick
i just wish i had some bud...

Ill post how it was later on tonight

Anyways
Who likes the new CC album?? Evisceration Plague - I think its alright, but older shit was much better


Been lurking since i was 11

Been on the bbs since 07

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 15:48:37


At 4/10/09 12:37 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
Theres a few more I can mention, if thats not good enough :p

You're definitely in, I'll look forward to seeing your posts. ;)

At 4/10/09 01:27 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: Regurgitate
Lord Gore
Guttural Secrete
Inhuman Dissiliency
Erotic Female Relievance Observations
Pustulated
Torsofuck
Disgorge <- sickest death metal band on the planet

I'm in.

Well your attitude needs a bit of adjusting, since only a horseman can let you in, but you seem to have the metal in you so I guess I'll have to let you in.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 15:50:05


At 4/15/04 09:29 PM, thegreatmorph wrote: could i please join? i like slayer, slipknot, metallica, and my brothers band which are great. Click my sog if you want to listen to them.

I second the band preferences. I'm in. I've been into metal since I was about 8.


The King of New Lock Legion! Bow to King Slime Lock!!!

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 15:58:10


At 4/10/09 03:50 PM, Slimeshine wrote:
At 4/15/04 09:29 PM, thegreatmorph wrote: could i please join? i like slayer, slipknot, metallica, and my brothers band which are great. Click my sog if you want to listen to them.
I second the band preferences. I'm in. I've been into metal since I was about 8.

list ten bands you like


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 16:05:11


does anyone else notice that we go through these waves of new users? for a few weeks no one will show up, and then for another two or three there will be tons of new guys. too bad none of them stay.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 16:46:31


Well I have to say Cynic's "Focus" is an amazing album.
I just can't stop listening to "Veil Of Maya".


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 17:25:30


At 4/10/09 04:46 PM, OmnipotentHairdo wrote: Well I have to say Cynic's "Focus" is an amazing album.
I just can't stop listening to "Veil Of Maya".

Very much agreed. I know people think it's overrated, but it is amazing nonetheless. They're also amazing live.

Traced in Air isn't too shabby either.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 17:39:53


At 4/10/09 04:46 PM, OmnipotentHairdo wrote: Well I have to say Cynic's "Focus" is an amazing album.

I love that album.

I just can't stop listening to "Veil Of Maya".

That's probably the best song on it.


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one of the four horsemen of the Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 17:59:49


At 4/10/09 03:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 4/10/09 12:37 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
Well your attitude needs a bit of adjusting, since only a horseman can let you in, but you seem to have the metal in you so I guess I'll have to let you in.

lol, sweet.

Have any of you guys heard Syphilic?
Probably my favourite one man band.
Erotic Shock Therapy was fuckin killer.
Best drum programming I've ever heard.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 18:28:47


At 4/10/09 03:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
You're definitely in, I'll look forward to seeing your posts. ;)

huzzah! cheers mate :)
I'll try to post as often as I can :p


I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 18:45:03


At 4/10/09 08:35 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Gross.

I look at it more like she's got four pairs of pants that are too tight and she's having troubles getting them off.

At 4/10/09 08:40 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Don't watch it then you spanner :3

Yes. Why would anyone want to pay attention to their pet at one of the most vulnerable times in their lives.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 19:51:10


At 4/10/09 07:17 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: So is Slipknot the most hated band in this club?

I'd find this collection pretty ironic if they are.

How is it ironic that some people actually like Slipknot?

You're stupid.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 19:59:19


At 4/10/09 07:51 PM, Gore-Hound wrote:
At 4/10/09 07:17 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: So is Slipknot the most hated band in this club?

I'd find this collection pretty ironic if they are.
How is it ironic that some people actually like Slipknot?

You're stupid.

Slipknot are the whipping boy of the Metal Hell, embodying everything that we stand against.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 20:01:59


I know it's not metal, but holy fuck alien spazz work


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 20:24:39


At 4/10/09 07:51 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: You're stupid.

Remember when we told you to watch your attitude? Yeah.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 20:41:10


At 4/10/09 08:24 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 4/10/09 07:51 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: You're stupid.
Remember when we told you to watch your attitude? Yeah.

lol, watch my attitude...

is it even possible to "kick me out"?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 20:47:42


At 4/10/09 08:41 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: is it even possible to "kick me out"?

I'm sure it'd get boring if we just never responded to any of your posts, no matter the content. Plus we can get mods involved, it's happened before. We're not warning you because we want to kick you out, we just don't want you to be a dick. A little drama here is inevitable, as you'll soon learn, but we try to avoid it, for the most part.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 21:38:17


All slipknot fanatics will die by the hands of the four + me I likes to torture mask wearing humans!

Amon Amath-Hermods Ride To Hel.

Enter Thy Metal Hell

www.infowars.com Because There Is A War On For Your Mind.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 22:31:57


I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but has anyone heard the knew Xasthur release "All Reflections Drained"? It's fucking psychotic and weird, reminds me completely of Moevot and other LLN obscure shit, really good though!


Only black is true, only death is real.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-10 22:37:06


At 4/10/09 08:41 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: is it even possible to "kick me out"?

It's happened before, and it can happen again.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-11 01:38:22


At 4/10/09 08:01 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I know it's not metal, but holy fuck alien spazz work

Thanks for posting this. I didn't know Johansson collaborated with Alan Holdsworth, and this song is crazy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-11 04:33:00


At 4/10/09 06:45 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
Yes. Why would anyone want to pay attention to their pet at one of the most vulnerable times in their lives.

oh :(
sorry, I don't really know anything about tarantulas

I think I'm gonna buy Reign in Blood soon, I've got an urge to own some slayer :3

Amon Amarth - Guardians of Asgaard

I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-11 06:48:21


Anyone here like Volbeat?