At 4/9/09 02:54 PM, SwampLord9 wrote: Best. Comment. Ever.

Not as good as this one,

"look you stupid little prick. only a little punk rocker would say something like that. being rude to food sevice workers. SHUT THE FUCK UP! if you love death metal and are a true metal head then you would go into a store and start fucking cussing out the person taking your order. stupid cunt"

At 4/9/09 03:26 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: "look you stupid little prick. only a little punk rocker would say something like that. being rude to food sevice workers. SHUT THE FUCK UP! if you love death metal and are a true metal head then you would go into a store and start fucking cussing out the person taking your order. stupid cunt"

Lol. That video is now my favorite

Speedy my brother, I'm coming to Sydney. We shall meet and gloriousness will rain and reign simultaniously I can't spell that word.

When people read my Deicide shirt they always say "Decide?" I'm like. Fuck off.

Justice is shit and way less complicated than Puppets. Justice has filler. It was the first filler material Metallica had and It's a deeply saddening thing, oh no it isn't who cares. Those fucking little poofters. I realised today the kick drums in Death Magnetic sound like farts. Lars Ulrichs fucking farts are the kicks in Death Magnetic.

WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT FUCKING METALLICA

You should all go have sex with each other. Enjoy it. Live it. Breathe it.

Peace out you lovely people. I turned 16 the other day, just wanted to say THANKYOU for raising my metal tastes since I was a wee little 13 year old boy with no life spending a lot of time here.

Idio, keep up the good work you doctor fuck.

Sensey, keep up the good work you fucking fuck.

Dentafuck, you're a lovely man.

Nev, go fuck a rainbow.

Bill, keep up the good babysitting. Make these boys listen to some MOTORHEAD.

Smeagol, go fuck your asshole with a crucifix your daddy made you in your awesome frostbitten forests. With your fucking poofter hair.

Bahamut, you're the man.

Coop83, I love Futurama. HOW KICK ARSE ARE THE NEW MOVIES. What does your sig say, I'm a lazy fuck, I ain't decoding shit for YOU OR ANYBODY.

THERES A TIME FOR DRUGS, AND A TIME TO BE SANE, JIMI HENDRIX MAKES LOVE TO MARYLINS REMAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just a Pepsi. AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME! JUST A PEPSI!

They stick me in an institution, said it was the only solution, to give me the needed professional help to help from the enemy, myself.

May I suggest the footing of you arse?

Man. That was a fucked up post. Btw, turns out pot is safer than alcohol and tobacco. So toke up. Yummy yummy :D

What the fuck PONOS! Am I not good/bad enough to be made fun of.

At 4/8/09 11:58 PM, burnoutfool wrote: ewwwwwwwww...fear factory?

Yeah, I was into them then.

At 4/9/09 07:49 AM, Aci6 wrote: Fear Factory? What's their genre? I might look into them, see what they're like...

groove metal with synthesizers. kinda boring to me. You may have heard part of their song "Zero Signal" in the Mortal Kombat movie, at the part when Johnny Cage fights Scorpion. Their first album was death metal, but I never listened to it.

At 4/9/09 10:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 4/8/09 01:55 PM, Charon wrote: Bonded By Blood

I keep hearing the name Bonded By Blood. If they're worth listening to, what do you recommend?

The album by Exodus is good.

At 4/9/09 02:03 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

And they were one of the first real metal bands

me too. They were among the bands that first got me out of metalcore and nu-metal and really into metal. I've lost my interest in them, though.

At 4/9/09 02:42 PM, DeIirium wrote: Hey, how do you guys like Unexpect?

I do

Phlebotomized - I Lost My Cookies in the Disco

At 4/9/09 02:54 PM, SwampLord9 wrote: Hahaha!!

Best. Comment. Ever.

Discuss. :3

I'm glad at least 5 people knew how stupid that comment was. It was hilarious, however and I really hope that kid looks back 5 - 10 years later and realises how stupid he was for saying that.

At 4/9/09 03:34 PM, PenisClown wrote: Bahamut, you're the man.

Why thank you. :)

Coop83, I love Futurama. HOW KICK ARSE ARE THE NEW MOVIES. What does your sig say, I'm a lazy fuck, I ain't decoding shit for YOU OR ANYBODY.

It's not that hard to decode. :P

At 4/9/09 03:47 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 4/9/09 10:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 4/8/09 01:55 PM, Charon wrote: Bonded By Blood

I keep hearing the name Bonded By Blood. If they're worth listening to, what do you recommend?

The album by Exodus is good.

Yeah, the Exoudus album is on my most wanted list right now and I really should get it soon. Of course, I'm getting the original, not the re-recording. However, I was more curious about the band named Bonded by Blood.

Does anybody know how to pronounce Negura Bunget? I keep thinking to myself, "negoora...naygoora...naygoorya? bun get? bun jet? boon jet?"

At 4/9/09 03:34 PM, PenisClown wrote: Sensey, keep up the good work you fucking fuck.

I'll be sure to do what I was doing, whatever that was.

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just a Pepsi. AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME! JUST A PEPSI!

NO, YOU'RE ON DRUUUUGS.

I don't even listen to them.

Man. That was a fucked up post. Btw, turns out pot is safer than alcohol and tobacco.

Have you seen that documentary, the Union: the Business Behind Getting High? not bad.

So toke up.

I have a seriously strong dub waiting to be burmed tonight. what's left of it, that is. I had just a little bit a couple days ago and I was out of it for almost the whole day. I definitely underestimated this guy's stuff.

Phlebotomized - Subtle Disbalanced Liquidity

At 4/9/09 03:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: What the fuck PONOS! Am I not good/bad enough to be made fun of.

Yeah, what about us?

LOOK AT ME! I'M DEFENDING MELODEATH!

BOY, HOWDY! LISTEN TO ALL THOSE HARMONISED SOLOS. THEY SURE ARE AWESOME.

LOOK. A PSEUDO-PROGRESSIVE SONG STRUCTURE. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

CLEAN CHORUSES FTW.

YEP. MELODEATH SURE IS THE FUCKING SHIT. IT'S PRETTY FUCKING METAL TOO.

I really don't mind Melodeath.

Bonded by blood has such good riffs but the lyrics are really cheesy.
I´m talking about the Exodus album.

I almost bought the new cannibel corpse cd but then I slapped myself in the face and was like WTF SMEAGOL!!! You want that King Diamond Shirt!!!!! Save up asshole!

King Diamond- Bye Bye Missy.

Sorry for double post but I laughed at what penis wrote about me!

At 4/9/09 03:34 PM, PenisClown wrote:

::

WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT FUCKING METALLICA

Because they were a fuckin great band?

you know you love em still

At 4/9/09 09:34 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:

Well yes and no. You're assuming that all the bands that have Satanic imagery are actually worshiping Satan, and this is not the case. Most of them are just atheists or pagans using Satan as a symbol for opposition, rather than an object of worship. Theistic Satanists know full well that Satan can't exist without God, and they worship Satan because they agree with what he tried to do (Become more powerful than God).

I am not assuming anything. But bands like Burzum (which means "The dark" in the black speach of Mordor) or Gorgoroth (which is a plain in Mordor) truly are anti-chiristianism bands, these guys just don't believe in God.

I can tell the difference between Theistis Satanists and someone who would use Satan image just as a symbol of opposition. But you all know Varg's story right? This guys simply doesn't believe in anything written in the Bible. I think it's funny though that he's making so many references to a trilogy of books written by someone who has the intention of promoting christian values and Jesus in his books :P

At 4/9/09 05:31 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Yeah, but then again, Tolkien's works were heavily inspired by Norse mythology. Certain metal bands have been influenced too much by Norse mythology, like manowar, for example. It's all down to how you read between the lines.

The difference between Manowar and Gorgoroth right there is that Gorgoroth clearly oppose themselves to God and the Bible.

At 4/9/09 02:54 PM, SwampLord9 wrote: Hahaha!!

Best. Comment. Ever.

Discuss. :3

that's a sad sad day in our history...

Youtube is seriously full of retards.
Like, uncomprehensibly retarded people, its unbelievable. Its better to stay the hell away from the comments.

At 4/9/09 07:31 PM, DeIirium wrote: Youtube is seriously full of retards.
Like, uncomprehensibly retarded people, its unbelievable. Its better to stay the hell away from the comments.

Yeah, it's all fanboy-ism.

Youtube needs an atomic bomb dropped on it's house.

Thanks for the encouragement Ponos, seriously.

I'm assuming you were high.

At 4/9/09 05:49 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I almost bought the new cannibel corpse cd

yet again Smeagol has mispelled Cannibal Corpse....good album though...you should've bought it.

but then I slapped myself in the face and was like WTF SMEAGOL!!! You want that King Diamond Shirt!!!!! Save up asshole!

meh, teh king is best listened to, not looked at...hes actually kinda ugly if you look at him :P

I Shalt Become - Entasy (The Theory of Maxwell's Demon) - The Pendle Witch Trials (New album)

At 4/9/09 09:53 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Youtube needs an atomic bomb dropped on it's house.

what kind of people would like youtube to be destroyed?
there's a lot of retarded people on Newgrounds, that doesn't mean NG shouldn't exist..

I hate watching my tarantula moult. It's stressful. Bah.

At 4/9/09 03:34 PM, PenisClown wrote: Speedy my brother, I'm coming to Sydney. We shall meet and gloriousness will rain and reign simultaniously I can't spell that word.

Oh dear me. I'll try and keep myself free, otherwise come and terrorize my uni. If you can make your way from the city down to the west.

At 4/9/09 05:22 PM, DeIirium wrote: Bonded by blood has such good riffs but the lyrics are really cheesy.

Meh, I'm not that bothered about the lyrics as long as the music kicks ass.

At 4/9/09 07:31 PM, DeIirium wrote: Youtube is seriously full of retards.

Most certainly, although I've come across some users there who aren't too bad. I just wish there were less retards on the site. I wouldn't be ashamed to go there at all.

At 4/9/09 09:53 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Youtube needs an atomic bomb dropped on it's house.

Nah, just get rid of the retards and it'll be fine.

At 4/9/09 03:34 PM, PenisClown wrote: Coop83, I love Futurama. HOW KICK ARSE ARE THE NEW MOVIES.

Yeah, they're great, you know where the Futurama Club is.

What does your sig say, I'm a lazy fuck, I ain't decoding shit for YOU OR ANYBODY.

Well, let's see now. It's 6 characters long, and begins with "I just review banned your arse lololol!"

At 4/9/09 07:11 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 4/9/09 05:31 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, but then again, Tolkien's works were heavily inspired by Norse mythology. Certain metal bands have been influenced too much by Norse mythology, like manowar, for example. It's all down to how you read between the lines.

The difference between Manowar and Gorgoroth right there is that Gorgoroth clearly oppose themselves to God and the Bible.

I've never heard anything by Gorgoroth, but if that's they way they're going to be, then I'm not sure I want to.

My stance on religion is that rather than oppose or embrace it, you can just ignore it. It has worked well for me for the past 13 years.

At 4/10/09 05:52 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I hate watching my tarantula moult. It's stressful. Bah.

I hate spiders, especially tarantulas, and molting is just one example, but an extreme one, that nature isn't always so beautiful and pretty. Gross.

At 4/9/09 07:31 PM, DeIirium wrote: Youtube is seriously full of retards.
Like, uncomprehensibly retarded people, its unbelievable. Its better to stay the hell away from the comments.

Yep, pretty much every single music video has dickheads complaining/whining/bragging/crying/wank ing/etc..

At 4/10/09 05:52 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I hate watching my tarantula moult. It's stressful. Bah.

Don't watch it then you spanner :3

Sorry to intrude on your fine club gentlemen (and women?)
Just wondering if I could join you sexy bastards discussing the greatest form of music to exist?
I have a feeling I asked to join a while ago, but just for good measure, there it is again ^.

I get an erection everytime I listen to Nocturnal or Miasma by TBDM, does that mean I qualify? :p

At 4/10/09 08:40 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

I get an erection everytime I listen to Nocturnal or Miasma by TBDM, does that mean I qualify? :p

Almost :P

List 9 other Metal bands you listen to and you will be reviewed by a Horseman.

At 4/10/09 10:18 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
List 9 other Metal bands you listen to and you will be reviewed by a Horseman.

Alrighty

1. The Black Dahlia Murder
2. All That Remains
3. Amon Amarth
4. Judas Priest
5. Slipknot
6. Turisas
7. Dethklok
8. Rammstein
9. Ted Maul
10. Lamb of God

Any good?

I like quite a few more bands, I sat here for like 5 minutes deciding which ones to type lol XD

I must admit I was tempted to say Cannibal Corpse and Anal Cunt, but I don't really listen to them, I just like a few of their songs :)

Anybody else like Spawn of Possession I heard Noctumbalant yesterday and can't get enough of it. Awesome technical death metal, very promising band

At 4/10/09 10:44 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

1. The Black Dahlia Murder-pas

2. All That Remains-fail
3. Amon Amarth-epic pass
4. Judas Priest-pass
5. Slipknot-rly? GTFO!
6. Turisas-unknown
7. Dethklok-not real but acceptible
8. Rammstein- rock
9. Ted Maul-unknown
10. Lamb of God-fail in my book others disagree.

At 4/10/09 11:20 AM, DeuteronomySkulls wrote: Anybody else like Spawn of Possession I heard Noctumbalant yesterday and can't get enough of it. Awesome technical death metal, very promising band

Heck yes! Some serious talent right there.

If you like them check out Visceral Bleeding a few members have swapped between the two bands.