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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-01 01:12:54


At 3/31/09 07:58 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 3/31/09 03:02 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: The Kovenant's S.E.T.I.
Oh shit. A nostalgia bomb just went off up in here. I haven't listened to The Kovenant in probably more than 2 years now and I used to love Animatronic when I first heard it. Something tells me I forgot about it for a good reason ... fuck it I'm listening to it again.

Animatronic is a regular pleasure for me, not a guilty one. That album kicked insane amounts of robotic ass. It's just that S.E.T.I. is way too teen-goth-angst sounding for my tastes. But it's performed and executed extremely well, so it's a guilty pleasure.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-01 01:30:34


At 3/31/09 11:05 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Anybody getting the new Mastodon album Crack The Skye? I know I am.

Will be buying it soon as i get some money, it's a top album.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-01 01:37:07


Look out, everybody, Ghoul's drinking again. It's paaaaaarty time!

Mad dog robo sauce ftw

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 08:13:25


wayhey back to normal, and in others news EUROPE! FUCKING EUROPE confirmed for bloodstock, im still hoping its an april fool


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 10:59:46


So, yeah, I looked up MA to see what Pantera album I should get.

I got Power Metal, and I must say I am quite surprised.

Not pleasantly surprised, mind you. Just surprised.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 11:32:32


At 4/2/09 08:13 AM, Charon wrote: wayhey back to normal, and in others news EUROPE! FUCKING EUROPE confirmed for bloodstock, im still hoping its an april fool

So you're one of the ones thats upset about it :P?
I didn't give a shit. It'd be a laugh at reckon.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 12:02:53


At 4/2/09 10:55 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: From the official Burzum website:

"After 16 years of imprisonment Varg Vikernes will soon be released from the prison."

*sigh* I guess the times have passed when you kill a man and you live your entire term...maybe I should kill sombody if I only have to serve 3/4 of my term, even when I try to escape twice.

and, no, it wasn't posted yesterday.

That was posted on March 10th...try to keep up.

Metal release of the year, I'd say! :D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Enh...I can live with it, but its not that good.

That was posted on March 10th...try to keep up.

FUCK YES! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC CCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its not in need of THATmuch exitement.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 12:04:22


sorry bout saying "Try to keep up" twice...I guess I forgot to cut after I copied...just slipped my mind.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 12:07:13


At 4/2/09 12:02 PM, burnoutfool wrote: *sigh* I guess the times have passed when you kill a man and you live your entire term...maybe I should kill sombody if I only have to serve 3/4 of my term, even when I try to escape twice.

This is hardly a new thing. People are always getting released years before their sentence is supposed to end. Even people who've done far worse things than Varg.

That was posted on March 10th...try to keep up.

He said it wasn't posted yesterday, his point was 'its definately not an April Fools'.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 12:25:31


At 3/31/09 11:05 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Anybody getting the new Mastodon album Crack The Skye? I know I am.

I already got it last week. At first, I thought it was OK, but it's growing on me now. In addition to that, Play.com have finally sent off Leviathan, so I should get that in a few days time.

At 4/2/09 10:59 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: So, yeah, I looked up MA to see what Pantera album I should get.

Speaking of MA, their April Fools joke didn't fool me at all.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 12:42:02


At 4/2/09 12:07 PM, Nev wrote: This is hardly a new thing. People are always getting released years before their sentence is supposed to end. Even people who've done far worse things than Varg.

Doesnt mean that it's right.

He said it wasn't posted yesterday, his point was 'its definately not an April Fools'.

ya, but still, we've talked about it in the past, he should've read it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 13:38:25


Did anybody see the april fool's joke on MA? That was truly epic. I was almost freaking out that KoRn was on the website, but then I realized that was an april fool's joke. MA's april fool's joke>NG's april fool's joke.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 14:19:16


At 4/2/09 10:59 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: So, yeah, I looked up MA to see what Pantera album I should get.

I got Power Metal, and I must say I am quite surprised.

That and Cowboys From Hell are the only albums worth a listen at all.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 14:33:11


At 4/2/09 02:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 4/2/09 10:59 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: So, yeah, I looked up MA to see what Pantera album I should get.

I got Power Metal, and I must say I am quite surprised.
That and Cowboys From Hell are the only albums worth a listen at all.

cowboys is good, but all the rest is shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 17:48:32


At 4/2/09 03:59 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: What ever happened to judging a band fairly and instead judging them on their subgenre?

So you're assuming that we don't like the rest of their albums because of how they're labelled? I just don't like the rest of their albums because of how they sound.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 17:54:10


Yeah, I base Groove Metal on Pantera. Not the otherway around.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 18:04:01


At 4/2/09 05:54 PM, Nev wrote: Yeah, I base Groove Metal on Pantera.

and Machine Head. so yeah, I don't have a good impression of groove metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 18:09:39


At 4/2/09 06:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: and Machine Head. so yeah, I don't have a good impression of groove metal.

I genuinely believe there is no good Groove Metal.
Well close minded of me, but hey, nothing has proved me wrong.

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Wait what!?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 18:13:13


At 4/2/09 06:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 4/2/09 05:54 PM, Nev wrote: Yeah, I base Groove Metal on Pantera.
and Machine Head. so yeah, I don't have a good impression of groove metal.

Machine Head have become so fucking pretentious it sickens me.

"HEY GUYS. 10 MINUTE LONG SONGS ABOUT POLITICS AND SHIT. TOTALLY EDGY AND DEEP."

However, on the very same album, a song opens with "Fuck you all!"

One must wonder what they were thinking.

At 4/2/09 06:09 PM, Nev wrote: I genuinely believe there is no good Groove Metal.
Well close minded of me, but hey, nothing has proved me wrong.

I'm still kind of in the dark as to what exactly makes Groove Metal what it is.

To the best of my understanding: Slower thrash with lower levels of aggression and sophistication?

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I'm sure you have your reasons.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 18:17:18


At 4/2/09 06:13 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: However, on the very same album, a song opens with "Fuck you all!"

Gotta appeal to the cunt 12 year olds that listen to them.

Any band that is popular due to vuglar language can suck my scrotum.
Music is Art and these people have such low standards when writing music. No wonder people think Metal is lame.

I'm still kind of in the dark as to what exactly makes Groove Metal what it is.
To the best of my understanding: Slower thrash with lower levels of aggression and sophistication?

Its what it sounds like, it has a groove. Cool funky breakdown riffs all the sodding time.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:06:22


At 4/2/09 12:25 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 3/31/09 11:05 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: At 4/2/09 10:59 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Speaking of MA, their April Fools joke didn't fool me at all.

What exactly was their joke? I didn't go to MA yesterday


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:27:32


At 4/2/09 06:09 PM, Nev wrote: I genuinely believe there is no good Groove Metal.
Well close minded of me, but hey, nothing has proved me wrong.

Nevermore is labeled Groove. I'm not quite sure why but if that's not complete bullshit I'd say they're a respectable band regardless of whether or not you like them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:30:09


At 4/2/09 07:27 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Nevermore is labeled Groove. I'm not quite sure why but if that's not complete bullshit I'd say they're a respectable band regardless of whether or not you like them.

I don't like what I've heard from Nevermore (mainly cause of the singers style). But I couldn't diss Loomis or Broderick :).

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:44:18


At 4/2/09 06:09 PM, Nev wrote:
Bullet for my Valentine - Curses (Hand of Blood EP)
Wait what!?

Wait what indeed, BFMV are fucking terrible.

At 4/2/09 07:06 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: What exactly was their joke? I didn't go to MA yesterday

Just putting KoRn on their database. I get the feeling they've done something like this before, but I don't know since I've never even checked MA on April Fools before.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:48:26


Back again.

sixth time this year, no?

MA's joke was just too obvious, NG's was funnier.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:48:36


At 4/2/09 07:30 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/2/09 07:27 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Nevermore is labeled Groove. I'm not quite sure why but if that's not complete bullshit I'd say they're a respectable band regardless of whether or not you like them.
I don't like what I've heard from Nevermore (mainly cause of the singers style). But I couldn't diss Loomis or Broderick :).

ooooh ya...Loomis and Broderick are fucking amazing...but I dont like the singer.

Helloween - March of Time (Keeper of the Seven Keys, Pt. 2)

good song :D...I like "I want out" more tho


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:48:38


At 4/2/09 07:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: Wait what indeed, BFMV are fucking terrible.

Its quite a good EP :P.

And OMG shit, two posts a day from you :P.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 19:56:37


you know? I really like these guys


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 20:09:32


At 4/2/09 07:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: MA's joke was just too obvious

Exactly, when you see KoRn being added in MA on 1st April, you know it's a blatant joke. Newgrounds' joke, while it didn't fool me, it certainly gave me a surprise.

At 4/2/09 07:48 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
Helloween - March of Time (Keeper of the Seven Keys, Pt. 2)
good song :D...I like "I want out" more tho

Both songs are awesome, but Keepers of the Seven Keys is the best on that album! :D

At 4/2/09 07:48 PM, Nev wrote: Its quite a good EP :P.

I really should freak out at that, but whatever.

And OMG shit, two posts a day from you :P.

And here's a third post for today!

Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys (Keeper of the Seven Keys, Pt. 2)

Oooooh yeeeah!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-02 20:11:10


At 4/2/09 08:09 PM, Aci6 wrote: Aren't they Power Metal or something?

No fucking way in hell, they're not even metal, let alone Power Metal!