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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 16:49:40


At 2/11/09 04:44 PM, AniMetal wrote: If my calculations are correct, you totally wouldn't have bothered reading this. :D

Fail.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:05:53


At 2/11/09 01:54 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 2/11/09 01:36 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Maybe tomorrow I'll translate some of the lyrics for you if you care.
That would actually be really cool. I tried to find them translated through google back when I first started listening to the album a lot and couldn't find much.

I'll start this right away :)

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote:
cry cry cry whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch

This fucking discussion was over and as the fucking immature kid you are, you just feel the need to come and add your little useless comment to the mess.

And you also didn't quote anything from the rest of the discussion in which I admit that I made a very bad mistake. Thanks for just adding to the flamme again, really. Your just awesome.

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 2/10/09 09:07 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: At least even if I do not agree with everyone in here, Dentatus and Ponos do show some signs of intelligence... but your just retarded...
Hmm...
Damn, I thought he might've been onto something thar :S

I think I made another mistake. Thinking that you could have any kind of intelligence was a huge mistake.


At 2/10/09 09:55 PM, HeavenDuff wrote
You know I'm a big Brutal Death Metal fan right?
More like a lame Modern Death Metal fan wrong.

wrong...

Kronos
Cannibal Corpse
Benighted
Krisiun
Cryptopsy
Biolich

Just fucking wake up, angry kid.


Which is all clean and pleasent sounding, with lots of ghey in between :D:D:D:D:D:DHAPPY

oh yeah sorry
I forgot that a recording could only be good if there was 19 minutes track on it with a full 4 minutes of wind noise during the track.
Your ambient shit is the only thing you'll ever like... still you should realise that metal is much more diversifie than this.

TL;DR version:

Duffy has to go away now, because because because because.

I know more metal than you do, leave me the fuck alone.


Black Sabbath's first 6 albums are the best music there is period blood.

lol...


I watched an Iron Maiden dvd called "Death on the Road".

40 year old guitarists playing simple as shit stuff, with a really homo-erotic singer who likes to dress up.

oh ok... and as you said every power metal band is influenced by Maiden... so do we have to assume that you came to another awesome conclusion? "Power metal is homo"

From now on... just stop quoting anything I post. Every fucking one in here knows you hate me and that you couldn't ever admit that I can be right. And I'm not going to waste my time fighting with an angry teenagers like you.

You hate me, I hate you two. Thanks a lot. Goodbye son of a bitch.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:09:43


At 2/11/09 05:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: This fucking discussion was over and as the fucking immature kid you are, you just feel the need to come and add your little useless comment to the mess.

So even if he did add more problems, as well as proving a point here and there, why should you make it any worse by following up on it as well?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:14:36


At 2/11/09 05:09 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So even if he did add more problems, as well as proving a point here and there, why should you make it any worse by following up on it as well?

Agreed, just don't reply to penis unless he said something valid that isn't an insult or something that could turn into one immediatly.

Penis is like this to everyone who does or says anything stupid more or less, either ignore it and deal or make smarter posts.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:15:24


At 2/11/09 05:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Your ambient shit is the only thing you'll ever like

So its ambient stuff he likes now is it?
Given how you just made that change from Black Metal kind of proves that, that isn't the only thing he likes.
Ponos listens mainly to Doom now and not even the more ambient kinds of Doom.
And he likes Opeth who are totally popular. Make fun of him for that or something.

Ponos just wants to get a reaction out of you. You can't call someone on bringing back an old argument if you add fuel to the fire yourself. Just ignore it and move on.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:25:21


At 2/11/09 05:15 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos just wants to get a reaction out of you. You can't call someone on bringing back an old argument if you add fuel to the fire yourself. Just ignore it and move on.

This.

Just ignore him, he'll eventually grow tired of antagonising you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:31:47


At 2/11/09 05:26 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Win song, win video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVhGUXqh J0 ?

Hm, and I thought I was the only one who listened to Slectvalk.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:32:55


At 2/11/09 05:09 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: This fucking discussion was over and as the fucking immature kid you are, you just feel the need to come and add your little useless comment to the mess.
So even if he did add more problems, as well as proving a point here and there, why should you make it any worse by following up on it as well?

He didn't add any point... he just bitched over some shit that we already finished discussing

And also you should consider that I'm pretty much tired of getting rocks thrown at. Every fucking one in his always on my back. Could we just leave the past behind and move on ? I really do not feel like fighting with anyone anymore. I respect a lot of people in here, but if everyone's just going to back Ponos everytime he starts bitching on me, we're really just wasting our time... everyone.

And em for my translations of Alcest's titles...
I'll start with Souvenirs d'un autre Monde

I'm not a professionnal translator like my mom is :P
But I'll do a very basic translation of Souvenirs d'un autre Monde

These are the French lyrics :

D'où je viens le temps n'existe pas,
Les secondes deviennent des heures,
Les années de courts instant sitôt envolés
Et nos mots trompeurs sont remplacés
Par la musique et les couleurs
Qui flottent comme des parfums dans l'air ambré
"N'aie crainte, à présent tout est fini
Brise les chaînes de tes peurs mortelles
Pour à jamais en être libéré
Et retrouver la quiétude passée.
N'aie crainte, à présent tout est fini
Laisse couler tes larmes une dernière fois
Pour à jamais en être libéré
Et rejoins le monde d'où tu viens".

Here's my translation:

Time doesn't exist from where I come from
Seconds become hours
The years, short moments that flied away
And our misleading words will be replaced
By the music and the colors
Which flot like perfums in the amber air
"Have no fear, now everything is over
Break the chains of your mortal fears
To be forever freed from them
And to find back the passed quietude (I'm not quite sure about this one)
Have no fear, now everything is over
Let your tears fall one last time
To be forever freed from them
And Rejoin the world from where you come from".

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:35:09


I listened to Wormphlegm today for da first time. Was good stuff, incredibly evil Droney Doom.

Also been enjoying Immortal's Battles in the North too. The drum sound is great. As is Abbath's voice.
I need moar Immortal... and Yearning. Need moar Yearning.

I also decided whilst walking to the shop that Dopethrone is actually my favourite Electric Wizard album. Its more exciting.

And so ends my actual contribution to the thread :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:42:23


At 2/11/09 05:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And also you should consider that I'm pretty much tired of getting rocks thrown at. Every fucking one in his always on my back. Could we just leave the past behind and move on ? I really do not feel like fighting with anyone anymore. I respect a lot of people in here, but if everyone's just going to back Ponos everytime he starts bitching on me, we're really just wasting our time... everyone.

Alright, I'm fairly sure we can reach a compromise.

You, stop posting shit that you know you're going to get shat on for. In other words, keep all the Melodeath and Core shit to yourself.

Ponos, control your fucking temper.

Goddammit, man, we're all supposed to be brothers here. I can understand if you don't like the shit he listens to, but don't go typing about 12 paragraphs on why he's a little emo shit because he doesn't listen to the same shit as you.

Like I said, whether your favourite bands are DragonForce and Cryonic Temple or Disgorge and Atheist, or Tankard and Onslaught, or even fucking Lamb of God and Cradle of Filth, we're all brothers here. We don't fucking spew paragraphs of e-rage at each other. We help each other further develop our musical tastes, so that one day, maybe you won't hate someone's guts just because they listen to Melodeath.

If we could all go one fucking month without any of this shit going down, I'd be a happy man.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:45:42


At 2/11/09 05:42 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If we could all go one fucking month without any of this shit going down, I'd be a happy man.

That was beautiful :').

Though there is nothing wrong with Melodeath. Ponos just doesn't like it.
Hypocrisy are Melodeath and Hypocrisy are fucking ace.

Also CoF are gay, we have to establish that :P. Some bands just don't deserve respect.

But seriously, I like thinking :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:48:04


At 2/11/09 05:42 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Cryonic Temple

People actually know who they are now? I'm surprised.

We help each other further develop our musical tastes, so that one day, maybe you won't hate someone's guts just because they listen to Melodeath.

How someone in a metal club can like core but can't manage to like melodeath is beyond me. Just saying.


If we could all go one fucking month without any of this shit going down, I'd be a happy man.

Wouldn't be a problem for me.

Their is only one user in this club I can't stand and he rarely posts so i'm not worried.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:52:41


At 2/11/09 05:45 PM, Nev wrote: Also CoF are gay, we have to establish that :P. Some bands just don't deserve respect.

I know, I was thinking 'What are two Mallcore bands that could have been considered Metal at some point in their career?'

Actually, seeing as how I mentioned Cryonic Temple, I'd just like to say that for a Power Metal band, their lyrics are really intelligent. Some Helloween-esque (By that I mean stuff like Dr. Stein and Mrs. God) stuff in there too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:54:22


At 2/11/09 05:45 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:42 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If we could all go one fucking month without any of this shit going down, I'd be a happy man.
That was beautiful :').

Though there is nothing wrong with Melodeath. Ponos just doesn't like it.
Hypocrisy are Melodeath and Hypocrisy are fucking ace.

Indeed. Melodeath is still metal.


Also CoF are gay, we have to establish that :P. Some bands just don't deserve respect.

lolll
Can CoF even be considered black metal? Aren't they something like Industrial or that sort of shit?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:57:17


At 2/11/09 05:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lolll
Can CoF even be considered black metal? Aren't they something like Industrial or that sort of shit?

They are a band that "blurs genre lines and transcends classification"

Pfffft.

People have been calling them "Gothic metal" so I guess that's what they are, never knew that was a real subgenre of metal though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:59:19


At 2/11/09 05:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:45 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:42 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If we could all go one fucking month without any of this shit going down, I'd be a happy man.
That was beautiful :').

Though there is nothing wrong with Melodeath. Ponos just doesn't like it.
Hypocrisy are Melodeath and Hypocrisy are fucking ace.
Indeed. Melodeath is still metal.

As for what I think about this whole thing:

Melodic Death Metal is dancing on the fucking line between Metal and Metalcore. But yeah, most of it is Metal.

Also CoF are gay, we have to establish that :P. Some bands just don't deserve respect.
lolll
Can CoF even be considered black metal? Aren't they something like Industrial or that sort of shit?

I heard that walking up to a group of Black Metal fans and saying 'CoF are my favourite Black Metal band' is something like going into a Metal club in the Bay Area and saying 'Metallica are my favourite Thrash Metal band'.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 17:59:29


At 2/11/09 05:57 PM, AniMetal wrote: People have been calling them "Gothic metal" so I guess that's what they are, never knew that was a real subgenre of metal though.

all these bands disagree with you

http://www.metal-archives.com/browseG.ph p?g=gothic

:P


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 18:10:09


At 2/11/09 05:57 PM, AniMetal wrote: People have been calling them "Gothic metal" so I guess that's what they are, never knew that was a real subgenre of metal though.

Gothic Metal is like Black Metal minus some grim and frostbittenness and with more keyboards and (often) female vocals.

Its like the lamest qualities of Black Metal and Power Metal combined.

At 2/11/09 05:59 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Melodic Death Metal is dancing on the fucking line between Metal and Metalcore. But yeah, most of it is Metal.

Bad Meldeath is on the verge of Core.
But its bad for that very reason.

I heard that walking up to a group of Black Metal fans and saying 'CoF are my favourite Black Metal band' is something like going into a Metal club in the Bay Area and saying 'Metallica are my favourite Thrash Metal band'.

Depends on their sense of humour.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 18:12:10


At 2/11/09 05:59 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:45 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/11/09 05:42 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If we could all go one fucking month without any of this shit going down, I'd be a happy man.
That was beautiful :').

Though there is nothing wrong with Melodeath. Ponos just doesn't like it.
Hypocrisy are Melodeath and Hypocrisy are fucking ace.
Indeed. Melodeath is still metal.
As for what I think about this whole thing:

Melodic Death Metal is dancing on the fucking line between Metal and Metalcore. But yeah, most of it is Metal.

As you said, most of it is metal. I know what you mean when you say some melodic death is dancing on the line between metal and metalcore, but not a lot of these bands falls under that description. I'd say that the bands who only use clean vocals for the chorus to get a "catchy pop melody" during their song are the kind of melodeath that should be considered metalcore.

Also CoF are gay, we have to establish that :P. Some bands just don't deserve respect.
lolll
Can CoF even be considered black metal? Aren't they something like Industrial or that sort of shit?
I heard that walking up to a group of Black Metal fans and saying 'CoF are my favourite Black Metal band' is something like going into a Metal club in the Bay Area and saying 'Metallica are my favourite Thrash Metal band'.

CoF may be using some elements of the black metal scene. But they fail at creating any kind of black metal atmosphere. I think their lyrics are just based on some wannabe dark shit like witchs and kind of fantastic monsters.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 18:51:57


At 2/11/09 06:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: CoF may be using some elements of the black metal scene. But they fail at creating any kind of black metal atmosphere. I think their lyrics are just based on some wannabe dark shit like witchs and kind of fantastic monsters.

Worse. I think they sing about vampires and shit. Actually, let's check the metal-archives for their lyrical themes.

"Vampires, Dark Erotica, Legends, Literature, Tales"

dear god

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:02:22


At 2/11/09 06:51 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 2/11/09 06:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: CoF may be using some elements of the black metal scene. But they fail at creating any kind of black metal atmosphere. I think their lyrics are just based on some wannabe dark shit like witchs and kind of fantastic monsters.
Worse. I think they sing about vampires and shit. Actually, let's check the metal-archives for their lyrical themes.

"Vampires, Dark Erotica, Legends, Literature, Tales"

dear god

I think those lyrical themes really belong to the Power Metal scene, except for dark erotica of course.
And they really fit better in Power Metal.

Even if a lot of you guys don't like DragonForce, I still really like their lyrics for all the fantastic elements they use.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:07:39


I've seen plenty of black metal bands with vampirism listed under lyrical themes, and who hasn't seen literature, legends, or tales under lyrical themes?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:10:30


At 2/11/09 07:02 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Even if a lot of you guys don't like DragonForce, I still really like their lyrics for all the fantastic elements they use.

oh ja?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:13:03


At 2/11/09 07:07 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
Arcturus - for to End Yet Again

I love the intro to that track.
I also love that album.
Its also way better than La Masquerade Infernale :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:19:59


i think there are no set lyrical themes for a genre, its all about delivery. Summoning use tolkien fantasy but they arent like blind guardian.

lets not forget depression, death and suicide for gothic themes and these can give awesome lyrics if delivered right, the problem for most people is that this sits too close to emo and as such they feel that it will sound the same or be percieved as the same, this is bull shit. good gothic metal is so much more cynical and crass compared to whiney mopey emo


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:21:23


At 2/11/09 07:15 PM, batman64 wrote: Don't feel like wading through 3 pages, someone care to give me the abbreviated version?

Ani - "lol dylan"
Duff - "ur ghey and st00pid"
Dent -"Ur stupid"
Duff -"Ahh but philosophy"
Dent -"Ur stupid"
Ponos -"Ur ghey and st00pid"
Everyone but Duff/Ponos - "Shut up"


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:24:50


At 2/11/09 07:10 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 2/11/09 07:02 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Even if a lot of you guys don't like DragonForce, I still really like their lyrics for all the fantastic elements they use.
oh ja?

ja

I lol'ed

But for the words fire an flammes... I think there's an obvious reason for why you will encounter these two words frequently...
take a guess... One song... 7 minutes... and something like 7 or 8 chorus... :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:28:10


At 2/11/09 07:19 PM, Charon wrote: i think there are no set lyrical themes for a genre, its all about delivery.

Agreed. Which is why I dislike it when a death metal band sings (growls?) of nothing by gore and macabre shit like that. it just gets old, there's no substance to it. i realize that lyrics aren't the main focus of death metal, but I'd like a little more meaning than that.

Prime example of what I mean:

Necrophagist - Mutilate the Stillborn

"Dismembering - to chop her body I begin
Bastard - bastard inside
Disfiguring - abdominal wall is opening
Offal - come to sight

Malintention, to chop the foetus I intent, hateful am I
vile malodours, rancid odours I percieve
I'm getting high"

like what the fuck, that's just dumb. Necrophagist are good instrumentally, but fuck the lyrics on Onset of Putrefaction.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-11 19:33:27


At 2/11/09 07:28 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: like what the fuck, that's just dumb. Necrophagist are good instrumentally, but fuck the lyrics on Onset of Putrefaction.

In all fairness they're called Corpse-eater. What can you expect?
Besides its hardly a new thing, its just cliche lyrics. Every genre has them.

Also people should listen to Jesse Sykes. She's the vocalist on Sunn O)))/Boris' 'The Sinking Belle'. Its nice country stuff :).


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