Sorry for the double post but the song I've been waiting to be accepted into the audio portal and validate my account has finally popped up. If you guys wouldn't mind listening to it give it a go. Don't expect much though, I know very little about music I guess I've just been doing it for fun lately. It's not metal at all, just some good old fashioned piano and strings.

At 2/10/09 01:03 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I thought that shit was boring and tasteless compared to Mercyful Fate? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS.

I like King Diamond more that Fate now. I congealed an undying love for Andy LaRocque. Whatever you spell it ways.

At 2/10/09 07:58 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Why is it that every single moron thinks that all power metal bands are influenced by Iron Maiden and that they all sound like em.

Number fucking 1:

All power metal bands RRRRRRRR influenced by Iron Maiden.

TWOOO, to the untrained ear, or even a trained one, they share elements.

Fuck your bum.

So em... their just saying that Edguy, Helloween and Sonata Arctica all sound the same...
I think it's stupid... high pitch vocals are not all that similar.
I think that These three bands have very good vocalists and that they are all different...
Whatever...

Stop whining, girl.

At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

Holy shit. Yoda, Candlemass, AND The Accused. What a lethal combination.

At 2/10/09 08:45 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd bet anything that you never studied philosophy at school...

No I'm not dumb and I'm fucking pucking on your Bob Dylfagget's face. He sucks balls and you shall never compare Gamma Ray to Dylan

PERIOD

You're out of the Metal Hell. Just fuck off. Get the fuck out. No, I don't run this crew, I'm not a horsemen. Just fuck the shit right the fuck out, now.

And I was just listenning to Agalloch, and I'm really wondering how they should be classified...
some people say they are Doom and some random guys say it's Folk, but I doubt it.
What do you guys say?

I already told you they were doom, with folk and post-rock influence. I have them classified as Folk/Doom Metal on my iTunes.

At 2/10/09 08:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And I don't know why your trying to give anyone a lesson... the only shit you listen to is Power Metal... you cannot even say that your a metalhead... that would just be a fucking lie... and I know a lot more about metal than you'll ever do... fucking cry baby.

......... Suck....... A......... Dick. Bizznizzle.

At 2/10/09 08:58 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I really think he's more retarded then the guys who clean the toillets at my job...

Wow, I think HeavenDuff is actually really really smart. He insulted someone really poorly, showed off that he had a job to try and look more mature, AND embarrased himself at THE SAME SMEGGING TIME.
Clapclapclap.

At 2/10/09 09:18 PM, Nev wrote: Pretty much every Metal band other than Black Sabbath could trace its influence back to Maiden. Might not be a direct influence, but influence of an influence.

Just one of the reasons why Black Sabbath used to be the absolute greatest band in the world.

Because Maiden are just absolutely laughable. I watched an Iron Maiden dvd the other day. Jesus christ.

I just call them Folk Metal. That seems to be the dominant style, the Doom/Black influences in there are just part of their Folk sound.

They are more of a doom metal band than a folk metal band, if I may say so sir.

At 2/10/09 09:07 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: At least even if I do not agree with everyone in here, Dentatus and Ponos do show some signs of intelligence... but your just retarded...

Hmm...

Damn, I thought he might've been onto something thar :S

At 2/10/09 09:55 PM, HeavenDuff wrote

You know I'm a big Brutal Death Metal fan right?

More like a lame Modern Death Metal fan wrong.

Which is all clean and pleasent sounding, with lots of ghey in between :D:D:D:D:D:DHAPPY

TL;DR version:

Duffy has to go away now, because because because because.

Black Sabbath's first 6 albums are the best music there is period blood.

I watched an Iron Maiden dvd called "Death on the Road".

40 year old guitarists playing simple as shit stuff, with a really homo-erotic singer who likes to dress up.

But in all fairness, Steve Harris is brilliant.

NEW BANDWAGON

WHY DONT WE ALL SAY A FAVOURITE BANDS AND OUR FAV ALBUM BY THAT BAND, AND THEN WE ALL GO AND CHECK OUT/DOWNLOAD THAT ALBUM!!!!!!!!

MY FAVOURITE BAND IS BLACK SABBATH!!!!

EVERYONE SHOULD DOWNLOAD/CHECK OUT/LISTEN TO THE ALBUM MASTER OF REALITY!!!!!!

Also, mega facepalm, considering everyone in this club HAS listened to that album, but. Listen to it moar.

Jesus that post is long.

Tool - Parabola

I get my computer back tomorrow you fucks.

Also, Chaining the Katechon fucking rips.

Now listening - Deathspell Omega - Chaining the Katechon. OMGWHOSAWTHATCOMING

At 2/11/09 02:00 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Sorry for the double post but the song I've been waiting to be accepted into the audio portal and validate my account has finally popped up. If you guys wouldn't mind listening to it give it a go. Don't expect much though, I know very little about music I guess I've just been doing it for fun lately. It's not metal at all, just some good old fashioned piano and strings.

It was brilliant, I totally couldn't tell you didn't know much about music. WOW.

It reminded me of my last submission, and then I remembered I only heard what Kidd and Speedy said, so. Nev, Dent, Idio, why aren't I rolling around in money right now?

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote: NEW BANDWAGON

WHY DONT WE ALL SAY A FAVOURITE BANDS AND OUR FAV ALBUM BY THAT BAND, AND THEN WE ALL GO AND CHECK OUT/DOWNLOAD THAT ALBUM!!!!!!!!

Blood Red Throne - Altered Genesis.

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote: NEW BANDWAGON

As of now, Ministry - Rio Grande Blood.

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote:

NEW BANDWAGON

Unmoored - Indefinite Soul-Extension

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?i d=6369

http://metalarea.org/forum/index.php?sho wtopic=2000&hl=unmoored

second link is to the forum where i get most of music from seriously everything, when anyone asks for anything i get it from there :P only a couple of times has it let me down

At 2/11/09 05:11 AM, Charon wrote: second link is to the forum where i get most of music from seriously everything, when anyone asks for anything i get it from there :P only a couple of times has it let me down

<3<3<3 + cookies. I was getting tired of trying to torrent albums i was looking into buying.

At 2/11/09 05:28 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: <3<3<3 + cookies. I was getting tired of trying to torrent albums i was looking into buying.

you do need to sign up but its free and i havent posted once on the forum, some of the albums link to a russian download site, i recommend running it through google translation first time so you know what buttons to click etc but it wont download through translator so then you have to run it in russian, its a bit long winded but i know the process off by heart now

At 2/11/09 01:36 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

I decided to take a look at Wikipedia and they say that Shoegaze comes from the fact that the first guys to play that kind of music where always gazing at their shoes and standing still.

from what ive read its more because they had so many different effects pedals to mess about with to get their sound, so they had to be looking at the ground to see what they were doing.

favourite album; electric wizard- come my fanatics...

Essay posts full of fail are no fun to read :'(.

And to jump on Ponos' bandwagon:
Warning -Watching from a Distance.

I'd just like to add, that site wins for allowing me access to Nuclear Assaults stuff. Haven't been able to grab more then 3 songs since i heard them 3 years ago.

Um.

Didn't anyone else here know, that if you type in "Blogspot" followed by the artist and album you want into Google, you can download it?

Because. I've known that for fucking ever.

MUST. CHECK. OUT. WARNING.

Unmoored can't even hold a torch to Opeth. Mediocre city, population, like. Additional one. That one. Unmoored. Actually they're alright. Just not brainfucking enough, that quality, that is just the little bit, TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL XXX

AWESOME

gwar have been confirmed for bloodstock this year (along with battlelore who i dont really rate) but i cannot wait to see these guys live, tis gonna be amazing :D

At 2/11/09 07:23 AM, Charon wrote: gwar have been confirmed for bloodstock this year (along with battlelore who i dont really rate) but i cannot wait to see these guys live, tis gonna be amazing :D

I know, finally a good band on the bill :D.
They're amazing live.
Its like being cummed in the face with blood and stuff... cept without the 'like' part.

Nev, can you come out of the closet please. One minute you're gay, the next you're "lying", and I have absolutely no idea. So. Just. What the fuck.

At 2/11/09 07:36 AM, PenisClown wrote: Nev, can you come out of the closet please. One minute you're gay, the next you're "lying", and I have absolutely no idea. So. Just. What the fuck.

Are you telling me a straight man can't enjoy being cummed in the face by Odorus? Then spurted with blood from Saddam Hussein's decapitated body? Whilst being thrown up on by the worlds biggest Bohab?

I don't want to live in your world!

Seriously, if something is funny then its not gay.
Also check out Warning you cock!

Mournful Congregation are finally doing their first ever live shows.

Considering going. Not often we get good Funeral Doom around these parts.

At 2/11/09 07:49 AM, Oppugnant wrote: their first ever live shows.

Tour*

Notice y'all talking about Alcest in here.

Check out Pelican if you like Alcest.

Godspeed You Black Emperor are kinda like them too but are more rock than metal

At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

Who can disagree with that? I certainly can't.

At 2/10/09 07:58 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 2/10/09 07:15 AM, Bahamut wrote: lol, if by 80s metal you mean Iron Maiden, Megadeth, etc, I can't complain since your dad listens to good music. :)

Probably not Megadeth or Maiden... probably something more like Sabbath, Metallica and Deep Purple.

By 80s metal, I immediately think Megadeth, Maiden and Metallica.

At 2/10/09 08:25 PM, AniMetal wrote: I can top both of those:

Those are beyond pathetic, but no doubt they're worse than someone saying Sonata Arctica are "watered down Maiden".

At 2/10/09 08:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And I don't know why your trying to give anyone a lesson... the only shit you listen to is Power Metal... you cannot even say that your a metalhead...

And what about Rokuro? :P

At 2/11/09 07:54 AM, Earfetish wrote: Check out Pelican if you like Alcest.

Actually, we were all talking about Pelican last week.

At 2/11/09 07:54 AM, Earfetish wrote: Notice y'all talking about Alcest in here.

Check out Pelican if you like Alcest.

Godspeed You Black Emperor are kinda like them too but are more rock than metal

you might as well listen to My Bloody Valentine too, since they were the original shoegaze.

At 2/11/09 09:46 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: you might as well listen to My Bloody Valentine too, since they were the original shoegaze.

pssh as if there's any similarity

the others are like post-rock chilled out shit but still heavy

and Godspeed are scary

My Bloody Valentine just sound boring and standard to me, normal rock with more distortion

when it comes to shoegaze I like metaaal stuff or post rock stuff

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote: NEW BANDWAGON

WHY DONT WE ALL SAY A FAVOURITE BANDS AND OUR FAV ALBUM BY THAT BAND, AND THEN WE ALL GO AND CHECK OUT/DOWNLOAD THAT ALBUM!!!!!!!!

Axel Rudi Pell-The Masquerade Ball

Also, everybody stop talking about Post 'Rock' and Stoner and all that shit. You're making me feel excluded.

I don't know what my favorite metal album is.

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote: You're out of the Metal Hell.

he's not

No, I don't run this crew, I'm not a horsemen.

exactly

At 2/11/09 05:11 AM, Charon wrote: http://metalarea.org/forum/index.php?sho wtopic=2000&hl=unmoored

second link is to the forum where i get most of music from seriously everything,

hey, me too.

At 2/11/09 07:06 AM, PenisClown wrote: Didn't anyone else here know, that if you type in "Blogspot" followed by the artist and album you want into Google, you can download it?

this, too.

At 2/11/09 07:54 AM, Earfetish wrote: Pelican

hell yes

Godspeed You Black Emperor

yes

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote: WHY DONT WE ALL SAY A FAVOURITE BANDS AND OUR FAV ALBUM BY THAT BAND, AND THEN WE ALL GO AND CHECK OUT/DOWNLOAD THAT ALBUM!!!!!!!!

Sounds good. I've heard both yours and Nev's, mines Yearning - Merging Into Landscapes. Kaleidascopic Inscape is epic shit.

At 2/11/09 04:30 AM, PenisClown wrote: It was brilliant, I totally couldn't tell you didn't know much about music. WOW.

It's awesome that you think so. As much I as I love the song and am proud of it I still felt like I was going to make a fool of myself somehow.

At 2/11/09 10:05 AM, Earfetish wrote: My Bloody Valentine just sound boring and standard to me, normal rock with more distortion

Loveless is brilliant in my opinion. Love the vocals and the layered sound of it all. Catchy shit.

At 2/11/09 03:20 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Sounds good. I've heard both yours and Nev's, mines Yearning - Merging Into Landscapes. Kaleidascopic Inscape is epic shit.

I only have Plaintive Scenes. Need moar!

At 2/11/09 07:06 AM, PenisClown wrote: Um.

I've tried that and i always get linked to peoples blogs and their favourite bands. Will try again now though.

Seeing Soilwork, Darkane, Warbringer and swallow the sun tomorrow.

Doors open at 7, show starts at 8.

Chances of a sold out concert?

I have no idea to expect a ton of people their or like twenty people like at the Rotting christ, mantic ritual and epicurrean concert.

Speaking of which any nger in this club that lives in the US or lower Canada that didn't see these three bands play in their January tour is seriously pathetic.

Unless they live no where near any place they played at.

Or are terminally ill, take your pick.

At 2/10/09 10:02 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: In other words, you argued over nothing. AniMetal doesn't think Gamma Ray sound like Bob Dylan. For all I know, he probably likes Gamma Ray. He was a-jokin'.

Ha, you bet.

You have no idea how many bastards i'd kill to suck Kai Hansen's dick!

At 2/10/09 10:09 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Did you actually hear people say these things?

The Blind Guardian thing was something said by someone on ng who was doing everything he could to upset and spite me, I think it was either Mendou, Cericon or mothballs.

Gamma Ray was what I said to a friend of mine when I first listened to Gamma Ray four or five years back, as a joke.

And the Nickleback Opeth comparision? That was a serious thing on a youtube video, like hundreds of people argueing againest one really awesome troll or one really big idiot saying they were the same band.

Also, Duff...wow, man...wow. I don't know if I should find this funny or sad. I love how nobody bothered to even explain to you why you're such an idiot for what you posted. They just let you carry on. So yeah, I'm going with funny.

At first I felt like crying from his stupidity, and then I felt like crying because it was just so funny!

At 2/11/09 01:19 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: He hasn't responded to the fact that you were misunderstood yet and I don't really blame him for jumping the gun. The fact that you blast people for name calling only to turn around and do it to them is still hypocrisy regardless.

No I just haven't responded yet cause I have a life. :333

At 2/11/09 01:36 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Probably... but as you may know, I'm always fighting with people in here, and I tend to get angry when I see that when someone disagree with me he always has to call me names. I always try to avoid insulting people, as much as possible. And second of, I never use an insult as an argument.

No way! :P

At 2/11/09 04:17 AM, PenisClown wrote: You're out of the Metal Hell. Just fuck off. Get the fuck out. No, I don't run this crew, I'm not a horsemen. Just fuck the shit right the fuck out, now.

You're such a angry person.

Just one of the reasons why Black Sabbath used to be the absolute greatest band in the world.

So true, by the end of the 80's is around when they stopped being the best band in the world compared to the rest of the metal universe.

Because Maiden are just absolutely laughable. I watched an Iron Maiden dvd the other day. Jesus christ.

Mih, they are ok.

But no matter what you think of their music, their influence is absoulately undeniable.

WHY DONT WE ALL SAY A FAVOURITE BANDS AND OUR FAV ALBUM BY THAT BAND, AND THEN WE ALL GO AND CHECK OUT/DOWNLOAD THAT ALBUM!!!!!!!!

Blind Guardian - A Night at the opera.

NOTHING, can beat the pure epicness that is that album.

Also, mega facepalm, considering everyone in this club HAS listened to that album, but. Listen to it moar.

Will do.

Jesus that post is long.

Pfft, I beat your ass in post length. :P

At 2/11/09 06:01 AM, Nev wrote: Essay posts full of fail are no fun to read :'(.

You suck my dick.

Hard. :3

If my calculations are correct, you totally wouldn't have bothered reading this. :D

At 2/11/09 08:48 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

Who can disagree with that? I certainly can't.

Anyone who can is either a really pathetic person or a really great person.

By 80s metal, I immediately think Megadeth, Maiden and Metallica.

Yeah that's basically what most people think of.

Those are beyond pathetic, but no doubt they're worse than someone saying Sonata Arctica are "watered down Maiden".

So true.

And what about Rokuro? :P

I love him, he needs to post more. Seriously.

Actually, we were all talking about Pelican last week.

They are on my list to listen to.