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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 06:45:01


At 2/10/09 04:48 AM, Oppugnant wrote: But Atheist, even though I massively respect them for their unparalleled skill. I'm not much into.
I like my DM more heavy, fast and brutal.

They were an early death metal band (the best kind of death metal band), and their speed, and their jazz influence, and of course their vocals, gave them a thrashier sound. So. Like. Shut the fuck up, they're awesome.

Holy shit, I don't need new bands to listen to! Because all the music I have isalready fucking amazing.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 07:15:37


At 2/9/09 10:37 AM, Abyssus wrote: He listened to Sonata Arctica and said they where a 'watered down Iron Maiden'.
I cried

Goddamn, that's a lot worse than saying Helloween are "Like Iron Maiden but not as good." That's my sister's thoughts on Helloween, but like I said before, it's just because of Michael Kiske.

At 2/9/09 08:00 PM, smeagol1 wrote: My dad listens to 80s metal not to my stuff. He said "I don't have time to listen to a bunch of fucking dogs barking."

lol, if by 80s metal you mean Iron Maiden, Megadeth, etc, I can't complain since your dad listens to good music. :)

At 2/10/09 05:49 AM, batman64 wrote: batman64's cd review number 1, Judas Priest-Nostrodamus

Nice short review on Nostradamus. It wasn't Priest at their best, but it had an interesting concept. I have one suggestion if you plan to write more reviews. What about mentioning the highlights from the albums you're reviewing?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 08:56:05


-Has just discovered Cethalic Carnage-

-creams-


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 08:56:52


a band for you black/thrash heads out there, deathhammer

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?i d=57061

http://www.myspace.com/savageposerhunt


Minion of the Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 09:00:14


At 2/10/09 08:56 AM, Charon wrote: a band for you black/thrash heads out there, deathhammer

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?i d=57061

http://www.myspace.com/savageposerhunt

Many thankings :)


Roleplaying is to the mind what masturbation is to the body - Shalashaska-1, 2008

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 13:03:54


At 2/10/09 04:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: Oh, and:

Kind Diamond - 7th Day of July 1777
SO HE PUSHED HER DOOOOWN THE STAIIIIIIIRS, TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that shit was boring and tasteless compared to Mercyful Fate? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 13:06:56


At 2/10/09 04:48 AM, Oppugnant wrote: But Atheist, even though I massively respect them for their unparalleled skill. I'm not much into.
I like my DM more heavy, fast and brutal.

It took me a bit to get into them. Their riffs and shit are really fucking catchy but in a weird way where they take some getting used too.

Double cocks.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 13:28:23


Sonata Arctica, Helloween, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, Stratovarius and all the power metal pwns!!!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 13:45:27


My dad likes Chinese pop music. I think that's about it now. He seems to think he's Chinese. His apartment is full of Chinese decorations and nick nacks, he's gone to China a number of times, he's learned Mandarin and is fluent in it, and he married a Chinese lady who still hasn't bothered to learn English despite living in the US.

I've shown my mom Images and Words and she really liked it. She said she really liked the drums in it. And she said Tyr is good. I also showed her a couple songs from Borknagar's folk music album, Origin, which she said was good.

At 2/9/09 03:57 PM, Nev wrote: Gotta love Demilich :).

Demilich is awesome.

burping demon frogs!

At 2/9/09 07:23 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Opinions of cyber/technical type music

I don't know what you're asking, but I like :Wumpscut:.

At 2/10/09 04:33 AM, PenisClown wrote: More like Atheist and Suffocation, bitch nuts.

Atheist is good.

At 2/10/09 04:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: SO HE PUSHED HER DOOOOWN THE STAIIIIIIIRS, TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOO!
SHE CRIIIIIED!

That shit makes me laugh. good song, though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 14:33:51


Greatest tattoo ever.

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 17:19:09


I assumed cyber referred to all electronic, blast beat style music - not just cyber grind.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 17:30:58


At 2/10/09 01:28 PM, GokUC wrote: Sonata Arctica, Helloween, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, Stratovarius and all the power metal pwns!!!

You kick ass.

Sadly you need to list at least five more metal bands if you want to join.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 18:07:56


At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

Haha, wow. Win.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 18:14:10


At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

Yoda wearing a Testament shirt alone is cool, but then the rest of it is totally win-some.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 18:48:40


At 2/10/09 06:14 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: the rest of it is totally win-some.

Winsome
Sweet and warm and winsome
Radiant as in some
Dream come true
Now Venus would seem tame
Helen and her thousand ships
Would have to die of shame

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 18:51:56


At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

I might as well just kill myself, since there's nothing else as cool as this.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 19:50:19


At 2/10/09 02:33 PM, DeIirium wrote: Greatest tattoo ever.

Who has this wonderful work of metal art?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 19:58:11


At 2/10/09 07:15 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 2/9/09 10:37 AM, Abyssus wrote: He listened to Sonata Arctica and said they where a 'watered down Iron Maiden'.
I cried
Goddamn, that's a lot worse than saying Helloween are "Like Iron Maiden but not as good." That's my sister's thoughts on Helloween, but like I said before, it's just because of Michael Kiske.

Why is it that every single moron thinks that all power metal bands are influenced by Iron Maiden and that they all sound like em. So em... their just saying that Edguy, Helloween and Sonata Arctica all sound the same...
I think it's stupid... high pitch vocals are not all that similar.
I think that These three bands have very good vocalists and that they are all different...
Whatever...


At 2/9/09 08:00 PM, smeagol1 wrote: My dad listens to 80s metal not to my stuff. He said "I don't have time to listen to a bunch of fucking dogs barking."
lol, if by 80s metal you mean Iron Maiden, Megadeth, etc, I can't complain since your dad listens to good music. :)

Probably not Megadeth or Maiden... probably something more like Sabbath, Metallica and Deep Purple.

Listenning to right now : Haunting Birds by Agalloch

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:25:14


I orgasmed all over my computer cause of that picture.

At 2/10/09 07:58 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/10/09 07:15 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 2/9/09 10:37 AM, Abyssus wrote: He listened to Sonata Arctica and said they where a 'watered down Iron Maiden'.
I cried
Goddamn, that's a lot worse than saying Helloween are "Like Iron Maiden but not as good." That's my sister's thoughts on Helloween, but like I said before, it's just because of Michael Kiske.

I can top both of those:

"Gamma Ray sounds like Bob Dylan only all electric and shit"

"Blind Guardian is just like Slipknot only with shitty lyrics and a gayer voice."

"Since when did Nickleback change their name to Opeth? I'm totally hating their new album, it's so gay and retarded. I wish they stuck to Nickleback, at least then they had girls on their laps every night instead of barely having enough money to tour in a rundown bus."

I can go on and on.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:36:10


At 2/10/09 08:25 PM, AniMetal wrote: I orgasmed all over my computer cause of that picture.

At 2/10/09 07:58 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/10/09 07:15 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 2/9/09 10:37 AM, Abyssus wrote: He listened to Sonata Arctica and said they where a 'watered down Iron Maiden'.
I cried
Goddamn, that's a lot worse than saying Helloween are "Like Iron Maiden but not as good." That's my sister's thoughts on Helloween, but like I said before, it's just because of Michael Kiske.
I can top both of those:

"Gamma Ray sounds like Bob Dylan only all electric and shit"

I really doubt that Bob Dylan wrote something lik Man On A Mission, Heart Of The Unicorn and My Temple.

And I don't know why you say they are shit. They may be kind of cheesy, but they have a few very nice songs.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:37:49


At 2/10/09 08:36 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
"Gamma Ray sounds like Bob Dylan only all electric and shit"
I really doubt that Bob Dylan wrote something lik Man On A Mission, Heart Of The Unicorn and My Temple.
And I don't know why you say they are shit. They may be kind of cheesy, but they have a few very nice songs.

*Facepalm*

Are you really that dumb?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:43:22


At 2/10/09 08:36 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I really doubt that Bob Dylan wrote something lik Man On A Mission, Heart Of The Unicorn and My Temple.

And I don't know why you say they are shit. They may be kind of cheesy, but they have a few very nice songs.

jesus christ.

jesus FUCKING christ.

god damn.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:45:37


At 2/10/09 08:37 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 2/10/09 08:36 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
"Gamma Ray sounds like Bob Dylan only all electric and shit"
I really doubt that Bob Dylan wrote something lik Man On A Mission, Heart Of The Unicorn and My Temple.
And I don't know why you say they are shit. They may be kind of cheesy, but they have a few very nice songs.
*Facepalm*

Are you really that dumb?

...

I'd bet anything that you never studied philosophy at school...

No I'm not dumb and I'm fucking pucking on your Bob Dylfagget's face. He sucks balls and you shall never compare Gamma Ray to Dylan

PERIOD

And I was just listenning to Agalloch, and I'm really wondering how they should be classified...
some people say they are Doom and some random guys say it's Folk, but I doubt it.
What do you guys say?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:49:22


At 2/10/09 08:45 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd bet anything that you never studied philosophy at school...
No I'm not dumb and I'm fucking pucking on your Bob Dylfagget's face. He sucks balls and you shall never compare Gamma Ray to Dylan
PERIOD

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Times like this I wish metal was something only people with 70+ IQ had access to.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:50:27


At 2/10/09 08:45 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd bet anything that you never studied philosophy at school...

Well most high schools here don't offer philosophy. And what does this have to do with philosophy?

No I'm not dumb and I'm fucking pucking on your Bob Dylfagget's face. He sucks balls and you shall never compare Gamma Ray to Dylan

lmfao

What do you guys say?

Agalloch transcend genres. Call them metal.

But for the sake of classification, atmospheric post-doom folk metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:52:55


At 2/10/09 08:49 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 2/10/09 08:45 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd bet anything that you never studied philosophy at school...
No I'm not dumb and I'm fucking pucking on your Bob Dylfagget's face. He sucks balls and you shall never compare Gamma Ray to Dylan
PERIOD
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Times like this I wish metal was something only people with 70+ IQ had access to.

what's the fucking point?

I think I will just have to add Gamma Ray to the list of the bands that I do not have the right to like.

And I don't know why your trying to give anyone a lesson... the only shit you listen to is Power Metal... you cannot even say that your a metalhead... that would just be a fucking lie... and I know a lot more about metal than you'll ever do... fucking cry baby.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:56:45


At 2/10/09 08:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: what's the fucking point?
I think I will just have to add Gamma Ray to the list of the bands that I do not have the right to like.
And I don't know why your trying to give anyone a lesson... the only shit you listen to is Power Metal... you cannot even say that your a metalhead... that would just be a fucking lie... and I know a lot more about metal than you'll ever do... fucking cry baby.

This is fun, I now know why everyone argues with you!

Can I jump on bandwagon now?

Also for the record I also like plenty of Prog, symphonic, technical, melodic death, speed, Heavy, thrash, viking, folk(As of recently), etc.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:57:27


At 2/10/09 08:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And I don't know why your trying to give anyone a lesson... the only shit you listen to is Power Metal... you cannot even say that your a metalhead... that would just be a fucking lie... and I know a lot more about metal than you'll ever do... fucking cry baby.

Hold the fucking phone. Metalhead = someone who likes metal. Even if you listen to only death, or only power, or only black, you're still a metalhead.

As for AniMetal only listening to power, look at his top favorite bands. He lists Opeth and Wintersun and, last time I checked, neither were power.

also this is the best argument ever.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 20:58:18


At 2/10/09 08:50 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 2/10/09 08:45 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd bet anything that you never studied philosophy at school...
Well most high schools here don't offer philosophy. And what does this have to do with philosophy?

Cause some schools offer introduction to philosophy in school. And they teach you what is and what isn't an argument. And insults are not arguments. And you'll realise that the three last posts this gay kid made do not contain anything else than insults...
I really think he's more retarded then the guys who clean the toillets at my job...


No I'm not dumb and I'm fucking pucking on your Bob Dylfagget's face. He sucks balls and you shall never compare Gamma Ray to Dylan
lmfao

glad you found that funny.
But I do not really think that Gamma Ray is an awesome band. I was just saying that they have a couple nice songs


What do you guys say?
Agalloch transcend genres. Call them metal.

But for the sake of classification, atmospheric post-doom folk metal.

awesome
I just found a band from France named Alcest. I think they sound Agallo-ish :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-10 21:00:47


At 2/10/09 08:57 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: As for AniMetal only listening to power, look at his top favorite bands. He lists Opeth and Wintersun and, last time I checked, neither were power.

Man I haven't updated that in like a year.

But yeah I like plenty of non power, power is just my all time fave.


also this is the best argument ever.

So true, in so many ways.


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