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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-31 23:09:49


Ponos is loved :)

Oh yeah, It's spelled Cathedral. Start with The Carnival Bizzare.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-31 23:12:53


I mean, The Carnival Bizarre.

And the White Whale Holy Grail thing was funny, what band is it? Because I didn't like the music at all :DDDDDD


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-31 23:28:04


At 1/31/09 11:12 PM, PenisClown wrote: I mean, The Carnival Bizarre.

And the White Whale Holy Grail thing was funny, what band is it? Because I didn't like the music at all :DDDDDD

Mastodon.

I know Cathedral, and I, at one point, owned the Carnival Bizarre, but in my moving from my parents house two years ago, I probably lost it.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-31 23:34:30


At 1/31/09 11:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/31/09 11:12 PM, PenisClown wrote: I mean, The Carnival Bizarre.

And the White Whale Holy Grail thing was funny, what band is it? Because I didn't like the music at all :DDDDDD
Mastodon.

I totally thought that's who it was.

Damn that music is borderline.

I know Cathedral, and I, at one point, owned the Carnival Bizarre, but in my moving from my parents house two years ago, I probably lost it.

Awwwww. I own three Cathedral albums :D and one is scratch and sniff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 00:15:55


I've come to the conclusion that metal is about being over-the-top.

Examine every subgenre; they all try to be over-the-top in one way or another.

Power is fast, melodic, ridiculous, whimsical, and gay.
Thrash is aggressive and angry.
Death is brutal.
Black is, well, it's hard to describe what black is. But it's ridiculous and no one can disagree with that.
Doom is slow and heavy.
Drone is slower and heavier.
Stoner is trippy.
and so forth

contribute, i'm lazy

disagree? I will fight you.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 00:23:24


Well I've come to the conclusion that shitty metal is over the top. Good metal flows.

Power is over the top, traditional is over the top, and I never like those genres.

Good thrash isn't over the top.

Good death isn't over the top.

Doom ain't over the top, bitch ho.

Stoner isn't trippy, It's just implementing blues influence.

Over the top does work, for example, Clutch's vocals.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 00:25:19


At 1/31/09 09:14 PM, PenisClown wrote: And no one even cared about my big love post :(

You know I care. ;) Thanks for the thug love homie.

At 2/1/09 12:15 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: I've come to the conclusion that metal is about being over-the-top.

I've drawn similar parallels before. I'm pretty much inclined to agree.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 00:42:20


At 2/1/09 12:23 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Over the top does work, for example, Clutch's vocals.

Over the top? How so?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 01:17:00


At 1/31/09 09:14 PM, PenisClown wrote: And no one even cared about my big love post :(

<3

At 2/1/09 12:15 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: I've come to the conclusion that metal is about being over-the-top.
contribute, i'm lazy

Folk is over the top but in the best way. like Finntroll and Korpliklaani.
If they weren't over the top they wouldn't be as exciting and fun.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 02:16:04


At 2/1/09 12:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: Well I've come to the conclusion that shitty metal is over the top. Good metal flows.

what i mean by "over the top" is taking a quality to the extreme.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 05:15:24


Hah, new Cannibal Corpse leaked.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 05:51:45


At 2/1/09 12:42 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 2/1/09 12:23 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Over the top does work, for example, Clutch's vocals.
Over the top? How so?

Most stoner rock vocals are,

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, I'm fuckin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh ooooooooooooooooooooooh alrIIIIightagh delay effect!"

That's like, Sleep (Dragonaut, Aquarian) Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet blah blah.

Clutch is like,

"AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! ROROROROR! I CAN RAP!"

At 2/1/09 05:15 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Hah, new Cannibal Corpse leaked.

Generic death metal, heeeeeeeeeell yeah.

At 2/1/09 02:16 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 2/1/09 12:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: Well I've come to the conclusion that shitty metal is over the top. Good metal flows.
what i mean by "over the top" is taking a quality to the extreme.

Oh. I thought you meant over the top like. Manowar over the top.

Well yeah. I understand, you're pretty right about that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 06:29:34


IM OFF TO GET MY HAIR CUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES.
Wish me luck.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 06:29:38


Black= raw, hate, depression, anger, force, melancholy.
That's where I think black metal strives to go overboad. I can point out bands if you'd like to argue next time I post.
I've already got the parts for my computer ordered. They'll be here this week so it'll be done early next week possibly before even. I'm stoaked about my new video card. I'm going to be burning through Crysis maxed out smoothly and steadily for a whole day with it. Then on to a massive early 90's death metal playlist and then a skull crushing black metal playlist

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 06:55:20


Dude, what's some good early 90's death metal? I've only got Atheist, Death and Suffocation as far as death metal goes, I need sum moar.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 07:24:39


At 2/1/09 06:55 AM, PenisClown wrote: Dude, what's some good early 90's death metal? I've only got Atheist, Death and Suffocation as far as death metal goes, I need sum moar.

Immolation
Malevolent Creation
Grave
Morbid Angel
Obituary

That's all that comes to my mind at the moment. Not sure if that's the style you were after.

Morbid Angel, Immolation and Malevolent Creation are the only ones I really dig out of those.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 08:30:28


At 1/31/09 09:14 PM, PenisClown wrote: And no one even cared about my big love post :(

I cared I've just been too busy masturbating over the possible implications of that love.
Plus I was mentioned first :D.

<3 <3 <3
At 2/1/09 12:15 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Power is fast, melodic, ridiculous, whimsical, and gay.

Especially the gay.

Black is, well, it's hard to describe what black is. But it's ridiculous and no one can disagree with that.

The production is over-the-top in terms of awfulness.
Over-the-top in insanity of the cultural scene too.

Doom is slow and heavy.

Except Om. They're like the least over-the-top band ever.

disagree? I will fight you.

Your hair is beautiful, just saw it on Last.fm. You should be proud :).

Proud?
Proud?

Gruel - These guys are goooood.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 08:41:49


At 2/1/09 05:51 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 2/1/09 05:15 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Hah, new Cannibal Corpse leaked.
Generic death metal, heeeeeeeeeell yeah.

I did listen to samples of their new album and to me, it was nothing out of the ordinary for Cannibal Corpse. If the fans like it, good for them, but this won't do for me. I'll just stick to their highlight tracks.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 10:35:55


At 2/1/09 07:24 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Morbid Angel, Immolation and Malevolent Creation are the only ones I really dig out of those.

I don't like Morbid Angel. I mean, their name sounded cool and their first album cover looked awesome, so I downloaded it and I was very uninpressed. I thought it was quite bland and tiresome. They're ok, but I just couldn't get myself into them.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 11:11:16


At 2/1/09 05:51 AM, PenisClown wrote: Most stoner rock vocals are,

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, I'm fuckin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh ooooooooooooooooooooooh alrIIIIightagh delay

effect!"

Ok I agree with that.

That's like, Sleep (Dragonaut, Aquarian) Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet blah blah.

True true.


Clutch is like,

"AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! ROROROROR! I CAN RAP!"

Not once does he try to rap. Since you only have the self titled, they're a little more raw on that record. On Subsequent records Neil Fallon's voice has become more bluesy.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 11:36:53


At 1/31/09 09:14 PM, PenisClown wrote:
And don't forget their ex-members made some fucking awesome bands too.

Catheral ftw.

teeth of lions rule the divine even more ftw. plus its such a cool name.

And no one even cared about my big love post :(

I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!


RZZZZZZ

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 11:42:41


At 2/1/09 08:41 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 2/1/09 05:51 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 2/1/09 05:15 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Hah, new Cannibal Corpse leaked.
Generic death metal, heeeeeeeeeell yeah.
I did listen to samples of their new album and to me, it was nothing out of the ordinary for Cannibal Corpse. If the fans like it, good for them, but this won't do for me. I'll just stick to their highlight tracks.

I'm listening to Priests of Sodom as I type this and I must agree.

Nothing out of the ordinary, and pretty generic. Not old CC generic, though.

Generic doesn't neccessarily mean bad either.

Cannibal Corpse-Priests of Sodom

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 11:43:26


At 2/1/09 12:15 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:

disagree? I will fight you.

And I will rape you! *tackles and sodomizes with rusty broom handle*. Then takes a large black metal shit on your chest. *sighs* wooo talk about grim and frost bitten!

So anyays Im looking for something to listen to thats death or black metal. & I found out that Diabolical Masquerade was a one band band. V.V so much for seeing them live one day.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 11:44:49


At 2/1/09 11:43 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

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So anyays Im looking for something to listen to thats death or black metal. & I found out that Diabolical Masquerade was a one band band. V.V so much for seeing them live one day.

Fuck fuck fucking shit fuck! I mean one man band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 13:02:07


We got a rough recording done today, sounded good. But it was recorded on a crappy £1 mic and a minidisc player so god knows how the final product will sound.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 13:05:43


At 1/31/09 08:17 AM, PenisClown wrote:
You HeavenDuff, were here a long time ago. I fucking remember because I've been here a while too. You don't act like it. You act like a little 12 year old girl. You've got shit to fucking learn. You say you think you're a real metalhead? Maybe a commercial sort of metalhead. Maybe an annoying fucking metalhead.

You guys just made yourself a little crew, in which you talk shit about everyone else's music.
And I'm not a commercial sort of metalhead kid.
I'll just name you a few bands that I listen to, then tell me that I'm just a commercial metalhead.
Just try to understand, there is not only "one" kind of metalhead. But you seem to believe that Metallica fans cannot be considered as metalheads, but they are, I'm sorry to tell you. Not the underground kind of metalhead, but still a kind of metalhead... and I'm not talking about those Metallica only fans, but those who like them and other bands.

here's a few bands that I found out :

Profugus Mortis
Versailles
Darkane
Gojira
Gorgoroth
Enslaved
Kronos
Nevermore
Falchion
Finsterforst
Xasthur
Kramola
Illnath
Decapitated
Eidolon
Cryptopsy
Cannibal Corpse
Agalloch (I know you like them)
Benighted
Blotted Science
Biolich
Abigail Williams

Now... you know these bands. But are they commercial just because they got popular?
Tell me, is a band bad because they have too much fans?

There's one thing you got to learn, I am recognized by almost everyone I know, as a music connoiseur. Not just metal, but a lot of stuff. And my music isn't any less metal than yours just cause you say so. You say commercial?
If I would have joinned saying my favorite bands are Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Overkill, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Sonata Arctica... you could have said that I'm just a commercial metal fan, but that's not the case.

And how am I acting like a 12 years old girl? Quit saying I'm whinning, I'm not angry or anything, and I do like to argue.

You think I'm whinning just cause I hate it when you guys come saying "this band sucks"

This is probably one of the first things your mommy thought you... don't say "it's shit", say "I don't like it."
I don't care what you guys say, an opinion should sound like one. And stating that something sucks is just like stating that the sky is purple.


You're alright man. You're fucking cool. Just. Shut the fuck up.

Dude, your just not getting it. I won't lay down... if you want me to stop doing something, just ask, but I won't take any orders.


God. Time to take my medication.

indeed

Listenning to right now : Falling Snow by Agalloch

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 13:13:50


At 2/1/09 01:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And my music isn't any less metal than yours just cause you say so.

I think you're missing the point.
No one is saying those bands aren't Metal. We're saying that Metalcore isn't Metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 13:17:01


At 2/1/09 01:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And stating that something sucks is just like stating that the sky is purple.

Try again. Night looks pretty purple sometimes.

And we've covered this before; when you say a band sucks, it's implied that it's your opinion. No one here, not even Ponos, says "x sucks" as a statement of fact.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 13:35:19


At 2/1/09 01:13 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/1/09 01:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And my music isn't any less metal than yours just cause you say so.
I think you're missing the point.
No one is saying those bands aren't Metal. We're saying that Metalcore isn't Metal.

wait wait wait
I was not talking about metalcore. It's just that Ponos said I was only listenning to commercial metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-01 13:35:54


Hooded Menace
Brilliant Death/Doom. The riffs are well cool. Was listening to them in the singers car today.


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