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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 17:44:40


Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 18:08:47


Anything besides bitchin going on in here?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 18:39:33


So, Summoning. Who digs 'em? I've gotten kinda interested in them.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 19:05:37


At 1/29/09 06:39 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: So, Summoning. Who digs 'em? I've gotten kinda interested in them.

Absolutely love 'em. I've only heard the latter half of their stuff but they're among my favorites. Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame is probably the first thing I think of when I hear the word epic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 19:57:33


At 1/29/09 12:48 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/29/09 12:13 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: what more could you expect from a thrash metal band?
a talented drummer, decent vocals, audible bass, rawer production and sick riffs would be a nice start.

That is called Fight Fire With Fire!

At 1/29/09 01:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: Death Magnetic was shit.

no


Really shit production.

you dare to say production was shit? mister black metal...


Really shit riffs.

at least more than one riff per song.


Really shit structures.

what the fuck, they were really good.


Fucking abortion.

lol


At 1/28/09 06:43 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
Soilwork sucks.
Soilwork is THE definition of Gothenburg Metal
Gothenburg = incredibly shit. So therefore, Soilwork sucks.

Gothenburg = Really good melodeath with really nice feeling, heavy riffs, awesome vocals and great themes and lyrics.


If you'd just listen carefully to their stuff and understand the feeling in their music and all the nice melodies, maybe you could understand what Gothenburg Metal is.
Gothenburg is poppy lame melogay bullshit. >:(

oh... and everything that sounds like it was intented to be sold to customers is shit?
Sorry kid, we got to make money to live, once you'll have a fucking house and car to pay you'll probably understand that you don't make a living of underground lame shit...
and I'm not talking about making "commercial shit"... I'm talking about Gotheburg Metal... it's not like if it was going to play on the radio or anything...


maybe you should try before telling us :)
I listen to way more metal than your pop garbage.

I was not talking to you... and quantity isn't quality...
a fucking shitload of horrible noise metal sucks dicks...
and I know more than 200 bands... the fuck your talking about ?!?

and if you want to... I'll just start a band wagon to show you... k? :P


btw guys, I was just listenning to Agalloch and I was wondering how it should be classified. I know it's folk metal, but they do use some black metal elements, so em... yeah... I was just wondering.
Elements of folk/doom, black metal and post-rock in their first album, more post-rock influence in the second, even more post-rock in the third.

lol, when talking about your music... you leave the insults behing... funny...

At 1/29/09 05:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I just gave Kalmah a listen, and holy fuck.

It's as boring as hell.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ll
Listen to this

and if you still think that they do not have any energy... than I don't know what you need dude...

At 1/29/09 02:00 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 1/29/09 12:13 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: what more could you expect from a thrash metal band? Nothing!
To me, good thrash is early Kreator, early Overkill, early Annihilator, early Exodus, but perhaps best of all, Sodom.

Kreator is awesome, so was early Overkill!
But you can't diss Megadeth and Metallica, these are awesome band... the first to ever play this sub-genre.

At 1/29/09 06:08 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Anything besides bitchin going on in here?

no... when I dare sharing my tastes in music... even to say that Metallica is a good... I get rocks thrown at me...
it seems that you can't be a part of the metal hell if your not a creepy ghoul that's living in a cave...
oh and don't forget, you have to record your album IN your cave two, so it can sound awesome :)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 20:03:50


At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, when talking about your music... you leave the insults behing... funny...

That's not ironic at all. Why the fuck would he insult his favorite bands? That makes no sense.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 20:06:06


So yeah barstool racers are awsome! lolz.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 20:14:14


At 1/29/09 08:03 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, when talking about your music... you leave the insults behing... funny...
That's not ironic at all. Why the fuck would he insult his favorite bands? That makes no sense.

not the band itself.
But he's swearing so much when talking about me or my music. But when we disccus his music, he's so peaceful... that's all. Not the joke of the year, dear sir.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 20:53:37


At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Kreator is awesome, so was early Overkill!
But you can't diss Megadeth and Metallica, these are awesome band... the first to ever play this sub-genre.

urm.. what? ever heard of venom.. no doubt what they were putting out was thrash by todays standards and that was two years prior to metallica and if we are not just looking at album releases they were formed in 78..


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:05:03


Fuck.

There's just something about HeavenDuff that makes me want to kill.

Here is the simplified version.

HeavenDuff, you like really bad metal. You are a like, barely scratching at any intellectual and meaningful music at all. You have poor fucking musical tastes. You fucking said Gothenburg was good. That really makes me want to cry. I think you're a fucking immature dumbshit.

Gawd.

Peace brah.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:07:21


At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: But you can't diss Megadeth and Metallica, these are awesome band... the first to ever play this sub-genre.

don't forget, you have to record your album IN your cave two, so it can sound awesome :)

Try again.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:08:12


At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: no... when I dare sharing my tastes in music... even to say that Metallica is a good... I get rocks thrown at me...
it seems that you can't be a part of the metal hell if your not a creepy ghoul that's living in a cave...
oh and don't forget, you have to record your album IN your cave two, so it can sound awesome :)

also share tastes more like attack people, you dont say metallica is good you tell us that metallica is good ( i like metallica) and then throw rocks at other peoples opinions. if you want peoples opinions to change about you then start acting differently

sorry for double post

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:18:53


At 1/29/09 09:05 PM, PenisClown wrote: Fuck.

There's just something about HeavenDuff that makes me want to kill.

Here is the simplified version.

HeavenDuff, you like really bad metal. You are a like, barely scratching at any intellectual and meaningful music at all. You have poor fucking musical tastes. You fucking said Gothenburg was good. That really makes me want to cry. I think you're a fucking immature dumbshit.

You think you know what's good music, and you don't
so basically every awesome band I like isn't bad enough to be good for you.
Gothenburg is metal, accept it or just start another metal club or something.

You are immature for thinking that the only good music is the one you like.
You want me to give you a full list of my favorite bands?
I'll do it, just for you, and I'll put everything, even if it's not metal!
Cause guess what, Metal is not the only good music in the world.
Especially if were talking about your poor screamers that you dare calling vocalists, especially talking about random dudes playing random shit riffs. Maybe they aren'st shit, but THEY CAN'T FUCKING RECORD PROPERLY!

And you think that your BM is intellectual?
Yeah right, especially for that retarded dude that's still in jail for all the billion crimes he commited, best fucking role model in the world.

And I do like some bands that you like, such as Xasthur and Agalloch.
And I like bands like Benighted and Kronos, which are recognized as being two of the greatest brutal death bands in the Metal Hell.
So an hairy angry BM teenager says I don't know shit about metal. Sorry but that's not the thruth.

And you want meaningful music? Maybe you should by some stuff by Kalmah or Abigail Williams, these guys will show you what a good guitar riff is... if you still like guitar, cause it seems that the crappy sad and depressive ambiance in your shit music as replaced all kind of energy.

Real metal is agressive, powerful, strong, energic.

if you want to listen to crappy ambient, just do it, but at least have the respect to shut the fuck up, cause theres some people in here who likes other things than Black Metal and Folk Metal.

This is the Metal Hell, and I know that I'm a real metalhead as I listen ot EVERY kind of metal.

Power
Gothenburg
Black
Folk
Thrash
Heavy
Death
Melodic Death

name them!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:25:43


At 1/29/09 09:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Power
Gothenburg
Black
Folk
Thrash
Heavy
Death
Melodic Death

melodic death and gothenburg are the same (like bay area thrash and Teutonic trash)

you also missed out doom, gothic, symphonic, prog, industrial, groove and i suppose Nu then you could split hairs and go into extreme power metal (what i classify Children of Bodom, Kalmah and Bal Sagoth as (im sure there are others but thats all i have in my music library)) and viking but i just call that another subsubgenre of folk


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:40:24


At 1/29/09 09:25 PM, Charon wrote:
At 1/29/09 09:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Power
Gothenburg
Black
Folk
Thrash
Heavy
Death
Melodic Death
melodic death and gothenburg are the same (like bay area thrash and Teutonic trash)

you also missed out doom, gothic, symphonic, prog, industrial, groove and i suppose Nu then you could split hairs and go into extreme power metal (what i classify Children of Bodom, Kalmah and Bal Sagoth as (im sure there are others but thats all i have in my music library)) and viking but i just call that another subsubgenre of folk

that's why I sais name them

I love prog
like Blotted Science
Symphony X
Dream Theater
Spastic Ink

some gothic is cool, like Epica.

Symphonic?
like Symphonic Black?
Symphonic Power?

Cause I love both of theses genres.

But I have to admit that I'm not really into doom

and I still see some differences between gotheburg and melodic death
lets just say that gotheburg is a sub-sub-genre :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 21:50:08


At 1/29/09 09:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Symphonic?
like Symphonic Black?
Symphonic Power?

like therion symphonic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvT-eCIz i8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axE-LK3uN kI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar2p8upbj c0

i suppose you could argue that its symphonic power, but at the same time you could say symphonic gothic, i just go with symphonic as it uses (or used) a rather large operatic choir (probably the wrong term but you know what i mean) rather then a standard lead singer although some songs they do and have a clean vocalist for some tracks and a growler for others

and I still see some differences between gotheburg and melodic death
lets just say that gotheburg is a sub-sub-genre :P

kind of what i was pointing towards and i misunderstood your post about genre's i thought you had unintentionally missed out those :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 22:00:19


At 1/29/09 09:50 PM, Charon wrote:
At 1/29/09 09:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Symphonic?
like Symphonic Black?
Symphonic Power?
like therion symphonic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvT-eCIz i8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axE-LK3uN kI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar2p8upbj c0

i suppose you could argue that its symphonic power, but at the same time you could say symphonic gothic, i just go with symphonic as it uses (or used) a rather large operatic choir (probably the wrong term but you know what i mean) rather then a standard lead singer although some songs they do and have a clean vocalist for some tracks and a growler for others

I'd say they are Symphonic Gothic, as Gothic sometime uses some elements that can also be found in Power.

And what's with the World Of Warcraft video? :P


and I still see some differences between gotheburg and melodic death
lets just say that gotheburg is a sub-sub-genre :P
kind of what i was pointing towards and i misunderstood your post about genre's i thought you had unintentionally missed out those :P

I wouldn't I'm always listenning to Images And Words
such a great album.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 22:20:43


At 1/29/09 09:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: huge bitchfest

I think the main flaw in your argument is that Ponos isn't the black metal fan you think he is; if you've paid attention at all, you'd have realized that he's more or less obsessed with stoner, doom, and sludge right now. Also, you think that all he listens to is metal, which again, is not true. Your problem is that you take every statement at face value; you need to take us with a grain of salt. Especially Ponos. He's a dick to us all, but we accept it as who he is.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:19:18


At 1/29/09 10:20 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/29/09 09:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: huge bitchfest
I think the main flaw in your argument is that Ponos isn't the black metal fan you think he is; if you've paid attention at all, you'd have realized that he's more or less obsessed with stoner, doom, and sludge right now. Also, you think that all he listens to is metal, which again, is not true. Your problem is that you take every statement at face value; you need to take us with a grain of salt. Especially Ponos. He's a dick to us all, but we accept it as who he is.

I'm just playing the game with him...
he's whinning about my music. Saying that it's all shit...
irony... I like some of his favorite bands...

I do not hate anyone in here, even if he's not serious, insults are annoying...

and I also think that it's useless to say that something sucks if your not going to explain why, and that's probably the only thing I really care about. No one else in here is complainning about other member's taste in music... except for him.

I think that it's sad that your acting like this Ponos... cause I know that you're not just an angry teenager and that you really know your stuff and that you have a real interest in art and music, but throwing rocks at everything that doesn't fit your tastes... running around screamig "this band sucks!" 'this musician sucks!" "this genre sucks!", is ruinning all the intelligent stuff you can say... and it's only making you look like any angry teenager.

By the way guys, Cannibal Corpse are coming to Montreal in April, are they still worth it when playing live on show these days?

and em, the Pagan Fest is coming back to Montreal also... tell me what you think of these bands:
Korpiklaani, Eluveitie, Primordial, Moonsorrow, Blackguard, Swashbuckle

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:30:25


Heres an idea; opinion arguments go nowhere and not one of your opinions matter, including mine. This is Metal Hell damnit not the Association of Music Critics, go find some links in this thread and find some bands that fit your gritty metal ass tastes! \m/

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:34:49


At 1/29/09 11:30 PM, FarCryDX wrote: Heres an idea; opinion arguments go nowhere and not one of your opinions matter, including mine. This is Metal Hell damnit not the Association of Music Critics, go find some links in this thread and find some bands that fit your gritty metal ass tastes! \m/

what shall we discuss then?
the weather?

arguments are just needed... in everything, don't take this all too seriously... every once in a while, Ponos and I get in a useless fight like this.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:38:15


At 1/29/09 11:30 PM, FarCryDX wrote: Heres an idea; opinion arguments go nowhere and not one of your opinions matter, including mine. This is Metal Hell damnit not the Association of Music Critics, go find some links in this thread and find some bands that fit your gritty metal ass tastes! \m/

Who are you?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:42:53


At 1/29/09 11:38 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/29/09 11:30 PM, FarCryDX wrote: Heres an idea; opinion arguments go nowhere and not one of your opinions matter, including mine. This is Metal Hell damnit not the Association of Music Critics, go find some links in this thread and find some bands that fit your gritty metal ass tastes! \m/
Who are you?

I joined like a few months ago and never posted after the.. 10 band initiation thing lol

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:43:03


At 1/29/09 11:38 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/29/09 11:30 PM, FarCryDX wrote: Heres an idea; opinion arguments go nowhere and not one of your opinions matter, including mine. This is Metal Hell damnit not the Association of Music Critics, go find some links in this thread and find some bands that fit your gritty metal ass tastes! \m/
Who are you?

I lol'ed

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:45:57


No but seriously guys, Summoning. Fucking listen to Summoning. Holy shit. Summoning.

Also the metal archives are down, now where am I going to read worthless reviews?

At 1/29/09 11:42 PM, FarCryDX wrote: I joined like a few months ago and never posted after the.. 10 band initiation thing lol

Cool i guess

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-29 23:58:58


At 1/29/09 11:45 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: No but seriously guys, Summoning. Fucking listen to Summoning. Holy shit. Summoning.

Also the metal archives are down, now where am I going to read worthless reviews?

k... but later... I'm tired now...


At 1/29/09 11:42 PM, FarCryDX wrote: I joined like a few months ago and never posted after the.. 10 band initiation thing lol
Cool i guess

so many people joins and never posts again...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-30 00:22:10


i think arguing over peoples opinions is pointless. they are OPINIONS.

btw, listening to a freshly downloaded song:

the sotmatic defilement - whitechapel

shits intense.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-30 00:51:42


At 1/30/09 12:22 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: i think arguing over peoples opinions is pointless. they are OPINIONS.

Hear that, Duff?

shits intense.

we don't usually talk about -core here. I think deathcore is a little tame, and whitechapel is no exception. There's a point where overt brutality just becomes laughable.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-30 01:01:01


At 1/30/09 12:51 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/30/09 12:22 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: i think arguing over peoples opinions is pointless. they are OPINIONS.
Hear that, Duff?

shits intense.
we don't usually talk about -core here. I think deathcore is a little tame, and whitechapel is no exception. There's a point where overt brutality just becomes laughable.

Some Deathcore I can tolerate, like Through The Eyes Of The Dead and Despised Icon for their use of technicality and solos.

But shit like Suicide Silence, Whitechpel and Bring Me the Horizon are just... horrid. They are like boy bands of Metal who try to be the most HxC and Br666tal motherfuckers around.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-30 01:20:24


At 1/29/09 06:39 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: So, Summoning. Who digs 'em? I've gotten kinda interested in them.

I've had their discog probably for two years or at least going on two years. good shit. towards the beginning of my daolpuagem/erahsdipar days.

At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I was not talking to you... and quantity isn't quality...

you seriously want to talk quality over quantity with Ponos? He may be a flip-flopping fickle weirdo when it comes to music, but one thing that he is not is someone who takes quantity over quality.

At 1/29/09 07:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Kreator is awesome, so was early Overkill!

glad you agree

But you can't diss Megadeth and Metallica, these are awesome band... the first to ever play this sub-genre.

I feel kind of ashamed that I didn't mention Megadeth there, or Tankard. :(

But are you sure you want to stick by your suggestion that Metallica originated thrash metal? Are you sure about that?

lol, when talking about your music... you leave the insults behing... funny...

I don't see post-rock influences as an insult. Post-rock is quite good.

At 1/29/09 11:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'm just playing the game with him...

well, stop

really, Duff, cut it out.

stop

At 1/29/09 11:45 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Also the metal archives are down

Yeah, so what's new?

At 1/29/09 11:42 PM, FarCryDX wrote: I joined like a few months ago and never posted after the.. 10 band initiation thing lol
Cool i guess

Yeah, the Goat himself let him in.

So, like start posting, FarCry. We could use some new people.

At 1/30/09 12:22 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: i think arguing over peoples opinions is pointless. they are OPINIONS.

If you'd like to join, please list your ten favorite metal bands. It's, you know, TRADITIOOOON

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