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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 17:16:42


Got around to buying Alter. Fucking win. I was also listening to Earth, I probably prefer 0))) but Earth have far more variety in their songs.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 17:24:19


At 1/13/09 05:01 PM, little-timmy wrote:
At 1/12/09 07:52 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Job For A Cowboy not fucking metal! There metalcore, now into the incinarator with you.

I find this character to be quite interesting.

Rasputin

Orgys orgys orgys! :)
Actually, JFAC is death metal, and even if it wasn't, metalcore still sounds alot like some kind of metal.

Job For A Cowboy is deathcore, definitely. If you want to ear some real death metal, just ask around, a lot of us like death metal.

Some metalcore bands do sound a lot like some metal. As we discussed recently, bands like As I Lay Dying, really use a lot of metal elements in their music. But they are still metalcore.
Just think about it, some rock bands do use some metal elements, but they still are not metal.

Listenning to right now : Brickwalker by Soilwork

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:22:24


Freind just let my borrow -Slayer- Divine Intervention. I've yet to listen to it due to the fact I been sleeping all day. Te snows going to be knee high by morning and it's gonna reach 5 degrees. A most frostbitten winter hell. Winter storm warning!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:42:03


At 1/13/09 06:22 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Freind just let my borrow -Slayer- Divine Intervention. I've yet to listen to it due to the fact I been sleeping all day. Te snows going to be knee high by morning and it's gonna reach 5 degrees. A most frostbitten winter hell. Winter storm warning!

knee high ?
5 degrees ?
and you call this a winter storm?

your not a real Viking !!!

Listenning to right now : Grind Wit by Benighted

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:44:57


At 1/13/09 05:13 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 1/13/09 05:01 PM, little-timmy wrote: Actually, JFAC is death metal,
No, it isn't.

Although some times its hard to tell what the line is, their is a large line.

and even if it wasn't,
Which it isn't.

metalcore still sounds alot like some kind of metal.
Get out.

Metalcore, mathcore, Grindcore, Deathcore, malecore, Alt. Metal and NU metal are all NOT metal.

If none of those genres are any kind of metal, why the f*ck do they have the word METAL in them, and besides, someone already kinda agrees with me, and wtf is "malecore"? cause it sounds creepy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:45:05


At 1/13/09 06:42 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 1/13/09 06:22 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Freind just let my borrow -Slayer- Divine Intervention. I've yet to listen to it due to the fact I been sleeping all day. Te snows going to be knee high by morning and it's gonna reach 5 degrees. A most frostbitten winter hell. Winter storm warning!
knee high ?
5 degrees ?
and you call this a winter storm?

your not a real Viking !!!

blah blah blah I suck power metal penis.

No one asked for your opinion lame ass. It's supposed to snow alot more and reach -2 by thursday so blow me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:48:20


At 1/13/09 06:45 PM, smeagol1 wrote: No one asked for your opinion lame ass. It's supposed to snow alot more and reach -2 by thursday so blow me.

We reached -15 here a couple of days ago.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:51:51


At 1/13/09 06:44 PM, little-timmy wrote: If none of those genres are any kind of metal, why the f*ck do they have the word METAL in them

Because fuck you.

Mock-offensiveness aside, people have always used that argument. But goth metal has nothing to do with goth rock, even though they both have "goth" in their name. I'd come up with a better argument, but i've got a headache, i'm pissy, and you censored fuck in your post.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 18:53:06


At 1/13/09 06:45 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 1/13/09 06:42 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 1/13/09 06:22 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Freind just let my borrow -Slayer- Divine Intervention. I've yet to listen to it due to the fact I been sleeping all day. Te snows going to be knee high by morning and it's gonna reach 5 degrees. A most frostbitten winter hell. Winter storm warning!
knee high ?
5 degrees ?
and you call this a winter storm?

your not a real Viking !!!

blah blah blah I suck power metal penis.
No one asked for your opinion lame ass. It's supposed to snow alot more and reach -2 by thursday so blow me.

lol, you say I am a lame ass and you ask me to blow you ??

Who's the lame fagget? Fucking slayer cock sucker. Your never ever fucking making any related to the topic fucking posts and you say I'm lame?
stfu! And why are you so fucking angry? I'm fucking kidding, angry nerd!

and you think your one string solos shit slayer music is better than power metal? Your fucking funny!

have a nice day, jerk.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 19:04:12


Do we have any Cannibal Corpse fan in here?
Cause I'd like to know which of their albums is the best.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 19:04:41


At 1/13/09 06:51 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/13/09 06:44 PM, little-timmy wrote: If none of those genres are any kind of metal, why the f*ck do they have the word METAL in them
Because fuck you.

Mock-offensiveness aside, people have always used that argument. But goth metal has nothing to do with goth rock, even though they both have "goth" in their name. I'd come up with a better argument, but i've got a headache, i'm pissy, and you censored fuck in your post.

ok, thanks for not being a complete dickhead about it, I get it now. My head kinda hurts too.
btw, I know I censored my last post.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 19:09:48


At 1/13/09 06:53 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: have a nice day, jerk.

You know what? You've been acting like a bigger jerk than anyone else here. You always hide behind the façade of excusing your comments as a "joke," but think about this: if we're continuously offended by your jokes, who's at fault here? It's not ours for not having a fucking sense of humor, we joke around all the time. But if your comments consistently get our goats, it's obvious that there's something off about them. Your so-called jocular comments need an adjustment, since they have the capacity to piss off even the most level-headed folks here. And if you don't give a fuck about our feelings (which you should, to an extent), at least do it so that we can actually talk about what we're supposed to. I realize that fights here are inevitable, but I speak for many when I say I cannot fucking STAND the bitchy, semi-legible, shit-flinging spats between you and smeagol. What were you trying to accomplish by calling him a pussy viking? It wasn't even that funny.

Secondly, you take more offense to jokes than we do to yours (with the exception of smeagol. you cool it too.) We say a band sucks and you go off on a huge fucking rant about opinions or some shit, when we're expressing our opinions. I don't want to fucking preface a comment with "Now it's just my opinion, but..." every time i need to express my thoughts. Turn a fucking blind eye rather than halting our conversations to blabber about something that we are not gonna give a bitch about. We've all got opinions, and if you call someone out on it at every turn, you're just gonna burn more bridges than you can build. Also, saying a band "sucks" is about as objective of a statement as you can make, so you're not getting anywhere by telling them off about opinions or some shit, because by saying that they suck, they are already implying that it is their opinion.

And i realize that my bitching is only adding fuel to the flames, but fuck it my head hurts and I'm in as bad a fuckin' mood as SHIT right now. I still like you Heaven, but Christ dude, make less jokes that are offensive, but if you're going to do so, at least make them funny. I know you've got it in you, so lay off a little. And turn a blind eye rather than getting into arguments no one's going to win or care about. Normally i'd ignore your shit but I like to read.

and i realize that i'm being a backseat horseman. apologies.
and i like burzum.
FUCK

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 19:12:43


At 1/13/09 06:53 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

lol, you say I am a lame ass and you ask me to blow you ??

Who's the lame fagget? Fucking slayer cock sucker. Your never ever fucking making any related to the topic fucking posts and you say I'm lame?
stfu! And why are you so fucking angry? I'm fucking kidding, angry nerd!

and you think your one string solos shit slayer music is better than power metal? Your fucking funny!

have a nice day, jerk.

Do you see any excalmation points in my post you cock? Im clearly not being angry. You should have been butchered at birth. :)

theres your hint.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 19:29:20


At 1/13/09 07:09 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/13/09 06:53 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: have a nice day, jerk.
You know what? You've been acting like a bigger jerk than anyone else here. You always hide behind the façade of excusing your comments as a "joke," but think about this: if we're continuously offended by your jokes, who's at fault here? It's not ours for not having a fucking sense of humor, we joke around all the time. But if your comments consistently get our goats, it's obvious that there's something off about them. Your so-called jocular comments need an adjustment, since they have the capacity to piss off even the most level-headed folks here. And if you don't give a fuck about our feelings (which you should, to an extent), at least do it so that we can actually talk about what we're supposed to. I realize that fights here are inevitable, but I speak for many when I say I cannot fucking STAND the bitchy, semi-legible, shit-flinging spats between you and smeagol. What were you trying to accomplish by calling him a pussy viking? It wasn't even that funny.

When I said Burzum sucked I was kidding, I did it just because PenisClown said Nightrage sucked... I really didn't cared about this comment at all, because I known PenisClown isn't a dick... oh well...
When I said "your not a real viking", I was kidding, obviously.
But then he started insulting me, so what do you expect me to do?
And I do not fight with anyone in here, except when I get tired of the repetitive anti-metalcore jokes.
If smeagol is angry is because I said that Slayer was shit a few weeks ago, so don't go saying that I deserved getting flammed like this for a joke about vikings...
and I didn't say he was a pussy viking lolll.. I was just saying that 5 degrees is not cold at all. And if you think that it's not funny, that's fine.


Secondly, you take more offense to jokes than we do to yours (with the exception of smeagol. you cool it too.) We say a band sucks and you go off on a huge fucking rant about opinions or some shit, when we're expressing our opinions. I don't want to fucking preface a comment with "Now it's just my opinion, but..." every time i need to express my thoughts. Turn a fucking blind eye rather than halting our conversations to blabber about something that we are not gonna give a bitch about. We've all got opinions, and if you call someone out on it at every turn, you're just gonna burn more bridges than you can build. Also, saying a band "sucks" is about as objective of a statement as you can make, so you're not getting anywhere by telling them off about opinions or some shit, because by saying that they suck, they are already implying that it is their opinion.

I didn't go on a rant about Nightrage when PenisClown said it sucked, I just said "Burzum suck"
AND THATS ALL!
You really think that it is an opinion to say that something sucks without explainning why?
I think that it's not bringing anything to the conversation...
just think about it. I was discussing MDM and Nightrage with a guy, and than some folk just pass by and say "oh... it sucks" and leave...
how useless is that?
But I didn't took it seriously and I just said that Burzum suck cause I know he likes Burzum.

You really think that people are implying that it is their opinion when they say something sucks? Cause I believe that a lot of people in here really think that their holding the one and only truth in their hands.


And i realize that my bitching is only adding fuel to the flames, but fuck it my head hurts and I'm in as bad a fuckin' mood as SHIT right now. I still like you Heaven, but Christ dude, make less jokes that are offensive, but if you're going to do so, at least make them funny. I know you've got it in you, so lay off a little. And turn a blind eye rather than getting into arguments no one's going to win or care about. Normally i'd ignore your shit but I like to read.

you didn't flame me in anyway. In fact I respect you and I will consider what you said and try to avoid making angry posts.


and i realize that i'm being a backseat horseman. apologies.
and i like burzum.
FUCK

church !
ops...

Listenning to right now : Bring Down The Witching by Illnath

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 19:32:23


At 1/13/09 06:54 AM, PenisClown wrote: Movin in a more doomy kinda place atm.

Ahab
Apathy (first demo is free for download on their website and it's awesome)
Colosseum
Daylight Dies
Doomsword
My Dying Bride (If you haven't already)
Shape of Despair
Solstice (epic doom catchy as SHIT)
Yearning (recommended once by Nev but deserves a second recommendation even though I remember you claiming you didn't like them but that's impossible so try them again... you ponce.)


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 20:27:23


I don't think people should just say that they want doom anymore. I think there should be some rule that they should either say doom in the vein of traditional or funeral doom. Since they are two totally different monsters.

Also, what's with all the fucking typos? Other than probably three or four people here any time anyone gets mad they become instantly drunk off their ass in regards to their typing skills.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 20:31:29


Hey I made a new header for my profile !!!
How do you guys like it?
(no comments for ATR, it's a header of some of my favorite bands)

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 20:44:59


At 1/13/09 07:32 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
Yearning (recommended once by Nev but deserves a second recommendation even though I remember you claiming you didn't like them but that's impossible so try them again... you ponce.)

COUGH COUGH MOTHERFUCKER

Forgetting someone?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 20:46:12


At 1/13/09 08:27 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I don't think people should just say that they want doom anymore. I think there should be some rule that they should either say doom in the vein of traditional or funeral doom. Since they are two totally different monsters.

Good idea. Ahab is way different from Reverend Bizarre (even if both are awesome). It's like the difference between Ulver's Bergtatt and folk metal bands like Ensiferum and Equilibrium.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 22:31:58


At 1/13/09 03:29 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos darling, I love your acoustic demo <3.

'blushes'

At 1/13/09 07:29 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: When I said Burzum sucked I was kidding, I did it just because PenisClown said Nightrage sucked... I really didn't cared about this comment at all, because I known PenisClown isn't a dick...

Thanks man.

I was discussing MDM and Nightrage with a guy, and than some folk just pass by and say "oh... it sucks" and leave...

I think Nightrage is lame. :)

how useless is that?

Usually the opinions of the people in here shape mine. I know that's not really a good thing, but it is kinda, if Nev has an opinion on something I pay great attention to it because I know he knows his shit. If I liked Nightrage and Nev came along and said Nightrage sucked I'd be like, "Go listen to Dragonforce". Cos we're jokin round. And I would start to not like Nightrage because Nev's opinion is a good opinion. I know, you usually shouldn't let other people change your mind about stuff, but I'm talking about the beginnings of when I was here.

When I came here, I really liked Metallica. The a lot of people talked about how they weren't very good, and now, I see what they mean. This club has shaped my opinions. I wouldn't be listening to Sludge right now if I did regularly post here. This club changes my tastes. From thrash to black and now to doom. This club transforms your taste. Sure, now you might love shitty melodeath bands, but soon you will grow out of it, and listen to better death metal.

But I didn't took it seriously and I just said that Burzum suck cause I know he likes Burzum.

I can still say I like Burzum. Although his approach to black metal was always amatuer, atleast up until Hvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem, those are great black metal albums.

I dunno. I'm moving away from black metal. Must be the weed.

You really think that people are implying that it is their opinion when they say something sucks?

Of course it is. It is my opinion that Nightrage sucks. Their music is terrible in MY opinion. In someone else's opinion It will be different.

At 1/13/09 07:32 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Ahab
Apathy (first demo is free for download on their website and it's awesome)
Colosseum
Daylight Dies
Doomsword
My Dying Bride (If you haven't already)
Shape of Despair
Solstice (epic doom catchy as SHIT)

I dunno man, I should check these guys out, but I've been listening to more Sludgy stuff like Sleep, High on Fire, Weedeater and Bongzilla.

Yearning (recommended once by Nev but deserves a second recommendation even though I remember you claiming you didn't like them but that's impossible so try them again... you ponce.)

Haha, I'll have to give them another listen.

At 1/13/09 08:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/13/09 08:27 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I don't think people should just say that they want doom anymore. I think there should be some rule that they should either say doom in the vein of traditional or funeral doom. Since they are two totally different monsters.
Good idea. Ahab is way different from Reverend Bizarre (even if both are awesome). It's like the difference between Ulver's Bergtatt and folk metal bands like Ensiferum and Equilibrium.

But folk metal bands like Ensiferum and Equilibrium suck.

Bongzilla - Harvest
My dad used to harvest weed :)

Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 22:49:35


At 1/13/09 10:31 PM, PenisClown wrote: But folk metal bands like Ensiferum and Equilibrium suck.

RAAAAAGE

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 22:57:00


At 1/13/09 06:44 PM, little-timmy wrote: If none of those genres are any kind of metal, why the f*ck do they have the word METAL in them, and besides, someone already kinda agrees with me,

Because people are gay posers and think they are harcore metal when they aren't even pussy metal.

and wtf is "malecore"? cause it sounds creepy.

Lol slipknot.

At 1/13/09 08:31 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: How do you guys like it?

Too choppy.

(no comments for ATR, it's a header of some of my favorite bands)

The only good metalcore band.

Unless Epicurean is considered metalcore(I don't think it is, but if it is.)

At 1/13/09 10:49 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: RAAAAAGE

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

For some reason I couldn't find the actual video in good quality.

Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 23:39:05


At 1/13/09 10:49 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/13/09 10:31 PM, PenisClown wrote: But folk metal bands like Ensiferum and Equilibrium suck.
RAAAAAGE

LAAAAAAAAAAME

At 1/13/09 10:57 PM, AniMetal wrote: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

For some reason I couldn't find the actual video in good quality.

I've seen it. It's scary.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-13 23:42:03


At 1/13/09 11:39 PM, PenisClown wrote:
RAAAAAGE
LAAAAAAAAAAME

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've seen it. It's scary.

Pfft.

Speaking of which many of the first 80's and early 90's metal bands were influenced by twisted sister, what do you guys think about them?

Also listening to: Two minutes to midnight - Iron Maiden.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-14 02:38:05


So, screw the last few pages, just got back from work and not bothered reading.

Also not bothered because im disappointed that i missed out on seeing Deicide by a month FUCK.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-14 03:33:26


At 1/13/09 11:42 PM, AniMetal wrote: Speaking of which many of the first 80's and early 90's metal bands were influenced by twisted sister, what do you guys think about them?

Twisted Sister is as really shit glam rock band. They suck.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-14 04:21:15


PenisClown... you said Equilibrium and Nightrage are bad... I totally hate you !!
How can you even say something like this?
What's the big deal? Bands with good recording, nice riffs, great vocalists and awesome drums are not good enough for your taste.
Seriously dude? You got to tell me why they are not good, because, as a vocalist, I know that the vocalist of Equilibrium is freakin great, and I just love the feeling of their music, all the folk elements are fitting in perfectly and the progression in their songs is fucking great !!!
You may think that Nightrage isn't good, and I would undersand why, because of the "pop" sound of their last album. But Equilibrium ?!? I do not fucking get it... No way dude, I really doubt that you will find anyway to proove me that they are bad. They kick ass, they are fucking awesome! Best folk band I know, and I know many folk bands.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-14 04:23:09


At 1/14/09 04:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Bands with good recording, nice riffs, great vocalists and awesome drums are not good enough for your taste.

He's a black metal fag remember?

jk Penis <3

Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-14 05:31:41


At 1/13/09 05:16 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Got around to buying Alter. Fucking win. I was also listening to Earth, I probably prefer 0))) but Earth have far more variety in their songs.

Altar? The Boris/Sunn album?

If so, good.
At 1/13/09 06:51 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Because fuck you.

That argument wins.
You could of just said that again to Heaven as opposed to the long argument you posted.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-01-14 05:43:57


At 1/13/09 10:31 PM, PenisClown wrote: I dunno man, I should check these guys out, but I've been listening to more Sludgy stuff like Sleep, High on Fire, Weedeater and Bongzilla.

Then get Accept Death's self-titled and some Iron Monkey. Lest ye burn!

At 1/14/09 04:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: How can you even say something like this?

Cheesey Folk is poor.

What's the big deal? Bands with good recording, nice riffs, great vocalists and awesome drums are not good enough for your taste.

All decent bands in any genre have good recordings, nice riffs, great vocalists and awesome drums. You don't get far without them. But sometimes you want somthing else in your music, atmosphere, anger, evilness, depression, etc.
The things you mentioned are more of a foundation to any music and don't really describe any specfic style.


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