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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 10:11:10


At 11/28/08 05:42 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Yeah, their damn Gaelic.

Your joke would have worked better if Gaelic was a language, rather than a collection of languages.

It would also have worked better if it wasn't pronounced 'Ge-ul-ik'.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 10:20:57


At 11/29/08 12:53 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: And you seem to have missed the Stewart Lee reference.

So I did :(. I'm ashamed.

Aaah... <-- best Stew reference possible. Though you won't get it :P. Its from this TV show in the 90s. Both series of which (Fist of Fun) are here if you're interested.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 10:28:06


At 11/29/08 10:11 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Your joke would have worked better if Gaelic was a language, rather than a collection of languages.

2:20.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 11:04:57


At 11/29/08 10:11 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/28/08 05:42 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Yeah, their damn Gaelic.
Your joke would have worked better if Gaelic was a language, rather than a collection of languages.

It would also have worked better if it wasn't pronounced 'Ge-ul-ik'.

cmon ryan dont be fasecious. the anglicised pronunciation is gae-lic. and two languages hardly makes a collection. ok three if you count manx as a real language, and even then the language grouping is called goidelic not gaelic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 11:12:59


At 11/29/08 11:04 AM, mrdurgan wrote: cmon ryan dont be fasecious. the anglicised pronunciation is gae-lic. and two languages hardly makes a collection. ok three if you count manx as a real language, and even then the language grouping is called goidelic not gaelic.

Manx is a real language.

It's fruity as fuck, though.

Anyway, there's all sorts of regional forms of Irish.

All you did to explain the anglicisation is put a hyphen in the middle.

Now that I think about it, it's probably just my accent.

Anyway, commence the discussion about Metal.

Something we don't seem to do a lot these days.

I have discovered one of my friends has a very diverse taste in music.

On the one hand, she likes Soundgarden and Amy Winehouse.

On the other hand, she likes Children of Bodom and Symphony X.

She's also a Chanfag.

If by Chanfag, you mean 'meme-savy person'.

And that's my contribution.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 11:27:21


At 11/29/08 11:12 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
All you did to explain the anglicisation is put a hyphen in the middle.

lol fair point. i meant as in it sounding like 'gay-lick' (lulz)

I have discovered one of my friends has a very diverse taste in music.

same thing happened to me recently. i thought my friend lizzy was just into yer average mainstream music then when we started talking about our tastes properly i find her favourites are grind and mathcore, as well as some avant garde stuff like fantomas. i was well impressed.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 11:40:47


At 11/29/08 11:12 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have discovered one of my friends has a very diverse taste in music.
On the one hand, she likes Soundgarden and Amy Winehouse.
On the other hand, she likes Children of Bodom and Symphony X.

That's not that diverse. She listens to Grunge, bad Indie/pseudo-Jazz and Power Metal.
My farts have more diversity.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 12:12:02


At 11/29/08 10:28 AM, Nev wrote: 2:20.

yeah

At 11/29/08 08:43 AM, Bahamut wrote: I guess it's how they use the word everywhere with "win" or "fail" after it or how some overuse it. I don't usually say epic win or epic fail,

No, it doesn't have to have "fail" or "win" after it. I simply hate the common misuse of the word. It's annoying. "epic fail" and "epic win" are even more annoying.

but I still wish to use the word epic as a description for many songs.

That's understandable if the song is actually epic, like the Odyssey by Symphony X or something.

I'm not trying to tell people how to speak, just bitch and moan about it. ;)

waaaa

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 12:26:46


At 11/29/08 11:40 AM, Nev wrote: My farts have more diversity.

That doesn't even make sense.

Unless we're talking about diffusion now.

She also listens to:
Alice Cooper
The Killers
Michael Jackson
DragonForce (who doesn't, after that GH3 business?)
Rihanna
Simple Plan
Katy Perry

You fucking tell me that's not diverse.

Unless you were being sarcastic and I have missed the point completely.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 12:50:56


Yes it does! My farts are silent and grim!! So me and my mom were pulling the pump out of our pond it was so fucking cold . She screamed! There was a dead frog stuck in the pump. I loled.

GRIM FROSTBITTEN FROGGYS OF DOOM!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 13:17:25


At 11/29/08 12:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote: There was a dead frog stuck in the pump.

That's happened to us, too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 13:27:40


At 11/29/08 12:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm not trying to tell people how to speak, just bitch and moan about it. ;)
waaaa

There, there *hugs*.

At 11/29/08 12:26 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You fucking tell me that's not diverse.

Not really, no.
So she listens to Pop, Rock and a bit of Metal.

I'm well more diverse.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 13:50:01


At 11/29/08 01:27 PM, Nev wrote:
At 11/29/08 12:26 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You fucking tell me that's not diverse.
Not really, no.
So she listens to Pop, Rock and a bit of Metal.

I'm well more diverse.

Well, it's more diverse than anyone I know.

She's one of those 'listens to anything' types.

Feh, judging music by its merits rather than genre.

Such idiocy is not worthy of me.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:07:57


Amon is broken so no tea for you Ryan. lol King Diamond.

Grandma you bitch!

Anyone own horses? My neighbors horses love to try to eat my cloths and hair. They must have the major munchies!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:10:53


At 11/29/08 02:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: They must have the major munchies!

You make it sound like they're junkies.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:17:31


At 11/29/08 02:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/29/08 02:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: They must have the major munchies!
You make it sound like they're junkies.

they're always eating grass. The minute I come to pet them Slash goes for my coat.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:27:22


At 11/29/08 02:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/29/08 02:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: They must have the major munchies!
You make it sound like they're junkies.

potheads aren't junkies


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:28:38


At 11/29/08 02:27 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/29/08 02:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/29/08 02:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: They must have the major munchies!
You make it sound like they're junkies.
potheads aren't junkies

O'rly? Theres one that lives down the road from me. :/


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:31:14


At 11/29/08 02:28 PM, smeagol1 wrote: O'rly? Theres one that lives down the road from me. :/

what? a pothead? or a junkie?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 14:36:39


At 11/29/08 02:31 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/29/08 02:28 PM, smeagol1 wrote: O'rly? Theres one that lives down the road from me. :/
what? a pothead? or a junkie?

Both. His brains fucking fried. Then theres this metal head dude at skool I know who talks like he's always high and he smells like shit 24/7.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 15:06:23


Seven by Necrophagist is fucking awesome.

DUN-DUN-DUN weee DUN-DUN-DUN weeeeee DUN-DUN MANAMANAAA

At 11/29/08 02:36 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Both.

So, he does real drugs, too?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 15:06:57


At 11/29/08 01:50 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You fucking tell me that's not diverse.

They sound different but can all be heard on the radio. I don't see what's so special about that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 15:14:45


At 11/29/08 03:06 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Seven by Necrophagist is fucking awesome.
DUN-DUN-DUN weee DUN-DUN-DUN weeeeee DUN-DUN MANAMANAAA

It is a cool riff.
Fermented Offal Discharge is their best song in my opinion though.

You played it well with words too :P. Rarely do I read someone word-singing a riff and be able to read-sing along :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 15:16:27


Anyone recomend me any good black metal bands, I listened to "Morbid anal fog" even though I think they are supposed to be a kind of joke, music similar to there.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 15:18:20


At 11/29/08 03:14 PM, Nev wrote: You played it well with words too :P. Rarely do I read someone word-singing a riff and be able to read-sing along :P.

haha Well, thanks.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 16:16:08


Put up another song here

For some reason it added some muffles in there when I converted to MP3 but whatever... reminds me a lot of brenoritvrezorkre when I listen to it..

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 16:32:02


At 11/29/08 01:50 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/29/08 01:27 PM, Nev wrote:
At 11/29/08 12:26 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You fucking tell me that's not diverse.
Not really, no.
So she listens to Pop, Rock and a bit of Metal.

I'm well more diverse.
Well, it's more diverse than anyone I know.

no... I can listen to Mika, Rihanna and O'Zone sometimes, awesome music :)
Michael Jackson is the greatest of all :)


She's one of those 'listens to anything' types.

no, she's one of those "listens to any pop music" types... that means "pop music" of all the genres... and thats not making you awesome...
In other words... she's just listenning to sell-outs of all the genres of music.
In can do that two, it's pretty easy...
check this out:
I like Eminem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Keith Jareth, Jimi Hendrix, Rihanna, Coldplay, Children Of Bodom, Green Daty, Metallica, DragonForce, U2, Mozart, Three Days Grace and Ella Fitzgerald.
That's making me awesome, and I have very diversified tastes in music.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 16:35:02


Rihanna,

Seriously does make you cool.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 17:48:49


ugh!!! Fucking xbox return to me! 4 days off and I an't got jack shit to do!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-29 17:55:42


At 11/29/08 04:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: In other words... she's just listenning to sell-outs of all the genres of music.

Did you just call Gojira, Symphony X and Turisas sell-outs?


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