At 9/13/08 11:26 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Go life!

It doesn't last :(.

At 9/12/08 01:22 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 9/12/08 08:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: You're talking about the playlists, right? Meh, I never bother with them.

They're the only thing I bother going to the site for. :2

Meh, I find them quite pointless. If I wanted to make playlists, I'd either organise a list on Windows Media Player or write up a list of songs on a Word Document, but hey, that's just my thoughts on playlists. If you wish to use playlists on Last.fm, fine by me.

At 9/12/08 06:23 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: If you were thinking of buying Death Magnetic... JUST... DON'T.

Too late, I pre-ordered the album before you said that. :P

At 9/13/08 11:52 AM, Nev wrote:

At 9/13/08 11:26 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Go life!

It doesn't last :(.

Nothing lasts, pudding cheeks :(

At 9/13/08 11:26 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Go life!

Stop being so happy.

You're making my sadness more evident.

Has anyone here seen the movie Heavy metal?
You all should because it fucking rocks!

Is anybody else wondering when Cannibal corpse will release a new album?

At 9/13/08 12:37 PM, Bahamut wrote: If you wish to use playlists on Last.fm, fine by me.

I just like it as a document of how much I've been listening to something.
Things like Imogen Heap over taking DragonForce in my most plays list make me happy.

At 9/13/08 12:41 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Nothing lasts, pudding cheeks :(

Death lasts... and black :'(.

At 9/13/08 12:41 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You're making my sadness more evident.

Seconded :P.

At 9/13/08 12:37 PM, Bahamut wrote: Too late, I pre-ordered the album before you said that. :P

OH NOEZ! I have failed...

At 9/13/08 01:13 PM, SlithVampir wrote: Is anybody else wondering when Cannibal corpse will release a new album?

I imagine pretty soon, Kill was released two years ago. Hopefully sometime next year.

At 9/13/08 04:53 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 9/13/08 01:13 PM, SlithVampir wrote: Is anybody else wondering when Cannibal corpse will release a new album?

I imagine pretty soon, Kill was released two years ago. Hopefully sometime next year.

Kill nearly killed my love for the band, loved Barnes as a singer so much more :(

At 9/13/08 05:02 PM, STEM wrote:

At 9/13/08 04:53 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 9/13/08 01:13 PM, SlithVampir wrote: Is anybody else wondering when Cannibal corpse will release a new album?

I imagine pretty soon, Kill was released two years ago. Hopefully sometime next year.

Kill nearly killed my love for the band, loved Barnes as a singer so much more :(

Ha, really? I laughed when I heard there were Chris Barnes fan clubs and stuff.

At 9/13/08 05:07 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Ha, really? I laughed when I heard there were Chris Barnes fan clubs and stuff.

I hated Barnes in CC.

He fails at being gruff.

He needs to join a Stoner Rock band.

At 9/13/08 05:07 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Ha, really? I laughed when I heard there were Chris Barnes fan clubs and stuff.

I grew up listening to the guy a lot in Six Feet Under and old Cannibal Corpse so I guess that's why I love his voice so much. I get a laugh every time I hear the song "Chis Barnes is a Pussy" by Anal Cunt, apparently the bands had a feud during a live show. Let's see if I can find the lyrics...

Chris Barnes is a Pussy - Anal Cunt
you hid on your bus
you where afraid of us
you wouldn't fight me cuz you're gay
you had your roadies saved today

chris barnes is a faggot- you're fucking gay
chris barnes is a faggot- you're a fucking faggot
chris barnes is a faggot- you're breath smells like cum
chris barnes is a faggot- you like dicks up your ass

you're a fucking midget, so you can blow guys without kneeling
you & allen west met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
you got kicked out of cannibal corpse because you suck
you started six feet under and they suck too

i'll fight you anytime you fag
but you'll have you're rodies fight for you
if you so brutal, why wont you fight me by yourself
you fucking cum guzzling faggot homo pussy

At 9/13/08 05:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 9/13/08 05:07 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Ha, really? I laughed when I heard there were Chris Barnes fan clubs and stuff.

I hated Barnes in CC.

He fails at being gruff.

He needs to join a Stoner Rock band.

I heard he sucks in Six Feet Under as well. Maybe he should just stop doing music?

At 9/13/08 05:36 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I heard he sucks in Six Feet Under as well. Maybe he should just stop doing music?

He's actually more suited to SFU than CC.

too many acronyms

Imagine this:
Cannibal Corpse is the really, really sharp razor to Six Feet Under's rusty chainsaw. Both will kill you just as dead, just as painfully, but one does it quick, one does it slow.

As it so happens, Barnes is a rusty chainsaw of a vocalist.

At 9/13/08 05:35 PM, STEM wrote:

At 9/13/08 05:07 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Ha, really? I laughed when I heard there were Chris Barnes fan clubs and stuff.

I grew up listening to the guy a lot in Six Feet Under and old Cannibal Corpse so I guess that's why I love his voice so much. I get a laugh every time I hear the song "Chis Barnes is a Pussy" by Anal Cunt, apparently the bands had a feud during a live show. Let's see if I can find the lyrics...

Chris Barnes is a Pussy - Anal Cunt

Yeah, I think Seth Putnam and Chris Barnes were going to duke it out or something. I think that's hilarious. Anal Cunt is pretty awesome, but that's ridiculous, lol.

At 9/13/08 05:45 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Yeah, I think Seth Putnam and Chris Barnes were going to duke it out or something. I think that's hilarious. Anal Cunt is pretty awesome, but that's ridiculous, lol.

When i'm having a bad day I just read their lyrics, I feel so bad that I laugh so hard at such things. I think "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" and "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" are my favorite.

At 9/13/08 05:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

He needs to join a Stoner Rock band.

How does that even apply? Don't defile the good name of Stoner Rock.

At 9/13/08 05:47 PM, STEM wrote:

At 9/13/08 05:45 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Yeah, I think Seth Putnam and Chris Barnes were going to duke it out or something. I think that's hilarious. Anal Cunt is pretty awesome, but that's ridiculous, lol.

When i'm having a bad day I just read their lyrics, I feel so bad that I laugh so hard at such things. I think "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" and "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" are my favorite.

Ha Ha Halocaust, Even Though Your Culture Opresses Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead, and We're Not 'In Da House' You Fucking Wigger, are my faves. So horrible.

At 9/13/08 02:02 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:

At 9/13/08 12:37 PM, Bahamut wrote: Too late, I pre-ordered the album before you said that. :P

OH NOEZ! I have failed...

As did i, so i think you failed twice :P

Vanity Of Vanities

A shackle of frailest copper,
A summer's hailstone too hard to conceal,
Perishableness advances,
Vanity of Vanities

Endless dreams of lifeless prayers,
Justice has closed mercy's door,
The skeleton rose to carry out his duty,
To make his arrows drink with blood.

Vanity of Vanities: All is Vanity

A shackle of frailest copper, vanity of vanities
Perishableness approaching, all is vanity.
Within sin dwellest death,
Within sin dwellest death.

A shackle of frailest copper,
A summer's hailstone too hard to conceal,
Perishableness advances, vanity of vanities.
A wingless mosquito, jumping around the light of inanition,
A turnhung meagre with compulsion, vanity of vanities.
Vanity of vanities: All is vanity
Vanity of vanities: All is vanity.

Thou fair one, behold these bones,
Thou learned one, see these empty skulls,
Thou wealthy one, consider this dust,
Thou thrall, see the rest,
Thou king see thy destiny,
Thou thrall see thee rest.

I did this paint with green! :D

At 9/13/08 06:54 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: As did i, so i think you failed twice :P

NOOOOOOOO!! Fuck me with a rubber hose... not to worry I'll kill the mailman. lol

At 9/13/08 05:41 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Cannibal Corpse is the really, really sharp razor to Six Feet Under's rusty chainsaw. Both will kill you just as dead, just as painfully, but one does it quick, one does it slow.

That doesn't work as an analogy. If the super razor can kill you quickly, then its not painful. Thats the whole point of a quick death; the lack of pain.
Ever heard the term "quick and painless".

At 9/13/08 05:35 PM, STEM wrote: I grew up listening to the guy a lot in Six Feet Under and old Cannibal Corpse so I guess that's why I love his voice so much. I get a laugh every time I hear the song "Chis Barnes is a Pussy" by Anal Cunt, apparently the bands had a feud during a live show. Let's see if I can find the lyrics...

They should just write poetry seeing as the music is shit, but the lyrics are great.
It'd definately sell, there has to be a niche for immature, offensive, violent poetry.

At 9/13/08 06:54 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I did this paint with green! :D

LOOK AT THOSE BASTARD LIPS!

I think someone deserves Sam's crown of Angelina Jolie look-a-like.

At 9/13/08 07:15 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: NOOOOOOOO!! Fuck me with a rubber hose... not to worry I'll kill the mailman. lol

If you're willing to come all the way to Australia, no worries :P

Also at first glance i thought you said 'Fuck me with a rubber horse'

At 9/13/08 05:35 PM, STEM wrote: Chris Barnes is a Pussy - Anal Cunt

I wouldn't get too pissed off if that fat faggot wrote a song about me. He's the Weird Al of grind. Nobody takes him seriously and they only claim to like him because of how novel his music is. I doubt Seth could even throw a punch without falling over, having a stroke and cowering behind a bucket of chicken and some brownies.

At 9/13/08 07:19 PM, Nev wrote: I think someone deserves Sam's crown of Angelina Jolie look-a-like.

No. Never. Not even close. She lives in Montreal. Let her keep at least some of her dignity. :p

At 9/13/08 07:38 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: No. Never. Not even close. She lives in Montreal. Let her keep at least some of her dignity. :p

I suppose you've met her (and presumably had sex with ;)) so I'll take your word on this... but only because you've definately had sex with her, and thus would know.

At 9/13/08 05:47 PM, STEM wrote: When i'm having a bad day I just read their lyrics, I feel so bad that I laugh so hard at such things.

Reading their song titles alone makes me laugh hard.

At 9/13/08 08:02 PM, Nev wrote: I suppose you've met her (and presumably had sex with ;)) so I'll take your word on this... but only because you've definately had sex with her, and thus would know.

Hey, how bout them local sports teams...

>.>
<.<

Basterd lips? I beg to differ.

Obligatory personal update post.

Hey everyone. Had a lot of shit going on personally recently (past month or so), so I've not been on. No excuses but also no apologies, I've just had other stuff to handle that's been more important. The club is still here, so that's good.

I'm seriously considering stepping down from the horseman position (if I've not already been booted out of it). I want to talk about it with GC, but I can't be on here often enough to be effective and that's important. I wish I had more time to devote to it, but I have to prioritize. I still love metal and have no problems with anybody in or related to the Hell. I just think its likely the best thing for the club, but ah well.

Also, if anyone cares to, you can always hit me up on MSN or AIM or on my Last.fm, I'll respond in some fashion.

I'll be in and out, but best of luck to you guys anyway.