At 9/11/08 10:32 PM, smeagol1 wrote: welcome to the theme of Belphegor

http://www.dungeondelights.com/401.html

FUCKING BONDAGE GEAR SITE!!!!!

there a fucking toothed cock ring!!!

That's pretty badass. Very kinky.

At 9/11/08 03:34 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Raw meat is not appealing to most in smell or taste but once you cook it the carbohydrates tell your brain that it smells good and that you want it. Without the technology required to cook meat I doubt it would be eaten that much unless it was absolutely necessary for survival.

Raw meat is a looooong time ago. I think the reason us humans are more intelligent than any other animal is because of our prolonged consumption of cooked meat.

I don't know if I could or not, but I'm thinking not. I wouldn't want to see anything die a violent death let alone do it with my own hands. Both thing's are unpleasant.

Who said violent? I'm talking about holding down a goat and slitting it's throat. If you don't want to go hungry, that is what must be done.

That may make me a hypocrite since I eat the stuff but I don't think the way nature intended things matters much anymore when it comes to this issue. Nature has no stake in intelligence and intelligence is what separates humans from animals. The choice to eat mainly meat or mainly vegetables and the freedom to do so is as it is now a result of human progress.

I suppose that is true. But it is true that it's the natural way, and I choose to follow what we as humans have evolved to do.

At 9/11/08 06:49 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Also, homosexuality has been observed in the animal kingdom, so what's your explanation for that?

My theory is that sometimes things are born with too much of the opposite hormones, like a male gets born with more oestrogen than testosterone. This could explain why it's not just humans who are attracted to the opposite sex, and the girly voice that gay people usually have. =P

Although that could be completely wrong.

And shut the fuck up smeagol you fucking tool.

At 9/11/08 02:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Then what is it?

Fish =P

Anywho, point is, i prefer meat to going veg, and i enjoy shooting, and hunting. And i might buy the new Judas Priest album, unless it isn't worth it.

is it..?

At 9/11/08 06:49 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Also, homosexuality has been observed in the animal kingdom, so what's your explanation for that?

The penguins are just confused. It's why they can't fly. And I guess it explains why they walk funny. And swallow fish whole.

They swallow them whole, right?

So, i got my download of Death Magnetic, and im liking what i hear. Apart from a couple of solos, and laughing at how they managed to break Death Is Not The End apart and slip it into 2 or 3 songs, i say its pretty decent. Of course thats just my opinion.

A friend of mine told me about the Tech Death band Gorod.

Brilliant stuff, another one of Frances achievements in Metal.

At 9/11/08 02:29 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 9/11/08 10:45 AM, Bahamut wrote: How exactly?

I used to be an annoying fuckwit, remember?

Oh right, you were quite annoying, but there have been people here who were far more annoying than you were, most especially Gabriel.

The new layout has killed most of my interest in the site. I used to check the site daily, but now it's every 2 -4 days I go on the site. However, I'll still keep my Last.fm account and I'll still upload more music onto my computer.

The thing that makes me wish I had never signed up on Last.fm is the fact that roughly 85% of my songs, all of which were the full songs, have now been changed to 30 second long demos.

You're talking about the playlists, right? Meh, I never bother with them.

At 9/11/08 03:09 PM, DeIirium wrote: What the fuck?

Didn't I see this a few pages ago?

At 9/11/08 04:48 PM, Nev wrote:

At 9/11/08 10:45 AM, Bahamut wrote: I bet you've listened to more black metal than I ever have.

Maybe. But that doesn't change anything. Just means your opinion is even less valuable ;).

When it comes to black metal, yes, but I'm not too bothered. I'll get some black metal albums whenever I feel like getting any.

At 9/12/08 06:49 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So, i got my download of Death Magnetic, and im liking what i hear.

I'll have to wait a few days before I get the album considering I pre-ordered it. However, getting it on Monday would be convenient for me.

At 9/12/08 01:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: My theory is that sometimes things are born with too much of the opposite hormones, like a male gets born with more oestrogen than testosterone.

A scientist: you are not one.

Although that could be completely wrong.

At least you admit it.

At 9/12/08 08:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/11/08 02:29 PM, IrishGun wrote:

there have been people here who were far more annoying than you were, most especially Gabriel.

I would've said that that would be very hard to believe if I hadn't seen his posts.

The thing that makes me wish I had never signed up on Last.fm is the fact that roughly 85% of my songs, all of which were the full songs, have now been changed to 30 second long demos.

You're talking about the playlists, right? Meh, I never bother with them.

They're the only thing I bother going to the site for. :2

At 9/12/08 01:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: Raw meat is a looooong time ago. I think the reason us humans are more intelligent than any other animal is because of our prolonged consumption of cooked meat.

Well I definitely think it helped us along the way but that was a long time ago. If you compare the influence of meat eating to the various agricultural revolutions over the years, they played a much larger part in civilizing the human being.

Organized crop growth got people to finally settle down and create serious civilizations, bartering and the early stages of economy sprung out of it, and it fed most of a cities work force which before on meat primarily, would have been impossible. Meat eating was required for the time we sprung out of and it helped us to the point we're at now for sure, but times have changed.

Who said violent? I'm talking about holding down a goat and slitting it's throat. If you don't want to go hungry, that is what must be done.

Slitting a goat's throat ain't violent? You're as cold as ice broham. Cold as ice. Slitting a goat's throat I think would be a horrible reminder that I too am just a biological machine that would also writhe in pain and confusion if I were to have my throat slit. The horrible naivete on the animals side of the situation just makes it seem that much more sinister. I don't know maybe I'm a bitch.

I suppose that is true. But it is true that it's the natural way, and I choose to follow what we as humans have evolved to do.

Humans are omnivorous, we have the choice between the two and we can digest both. If it's entirely healthy to eat nothing but veggies why not? Nature seems like an arbitrary reason to base your decisions, as nature is a cruel and stupid force in my opinion though sometimes beautiful none the less.

I can't get this god damn song out of my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8M -Y

Dentist appointments.

Stopping you from purchasing Metallica albums since 2008.

At 9/12/08 02:33 PM, Rokuro wrote: It's kind of like Diet Coke.

Yeah, sort of like that. Only while you're drinking it you get two massive cock's thrust into your ears. Or at least that's what I've heard anyway.

I also like this song on the album.

If you were thinking of buying Death Magnetic... JUST... DON'T.
Think St. Anger with E tuning. It was so boring, none of the songs were interesting at all. It was so bad I decided to listen to All Hope Is Gone. No it's not Metal but it could be metal, if they would have tried.
Anyways, don't get Death Magnetic, you'll fall asleep before you can finsh it.

At 9/12/08 06:23 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Anyways, don't get Death Magnetic, you'll fall asleep before you can finsh it.

Did you just say that All Hope Is Gone is better than Death Magnetic?

I want you out of this fucking club.

At 9/12/08 06:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I want you out of this fucking club.

Likewise.

At 9/12/08 06:39 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:

At 9/12/08 06:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I want you out of this fucking club.

Likewise.

Let me comprehend this.

You think that this is just as bad as this, and both are inferior to this?

Ryan be confused.

At 9/12/08 06:56 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Let me comprehend this.

You think that this is just as bad as this, and both are inferior to this?

Ryan be confused.

OPINIONS: PEOPLE HAVE THEM

At 9/12/08 06:32 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: The penguins are just confused. It's why they can't fly. And I guess it explains why they walk funny. And swallow fish whole.

They walk funny because they're gay.
If you've seen American History X you may be familiar with the scene after Norton gets bummed. He walks like a penguin. What further proof is needed?

They swallow them whole, right?

The show-offs do.

At 9/12/08 06:56 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You think that this is just as bad as this,

Yes.

and both are inferior to this?

No. That song sucks.

At 9/12/08 07:33 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: No. That song sucks.

Fair enough.

At 9/12/08 07:26 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 9/12/08 06:56 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Let me comprehend this.

You think that this is just as bad as this, and both are inferior to this?

Ryan be confused.

OPINIONS: PEOPLE HAVE THEM

no wai

Time for an update from me guys.

First - FLESH rules, especially chicken and similar kinds of meat. I couldn't live without that. I can only say "Veggies eat my food's food away" - nothing personal, but I just don't get Vegetarians.

It's only natural. Kill, or be killed. Even that nice kitten of yours would tear you apart if you were smaller than said kitty.

In other news though, I have truly nice friends. I told you about the guitar I was crafting myself? Well, to be honest, I don't like it one bit. Don't like the tone, don't like the playability and don't even like the looks anymore. So I was stuck with no good guitar to record/play, etc. and so I wanted to sell that self-made thing to get a half-decent low-range guitar but all of a sudden, a good friend of mine shows me his "new gigbag" and that bag had something inside of it....a ESP LTD Viper 100 in see-thru black, which is the guitar I've wanted when I sold my 50 Viper, before I build that other thing....I mean, he just gave me a 300 Euro guitar as a fucking premature birthday PRESENT! I still feel guilty as hell for accepting it, but damn, it's so fucking awesome. I'm twice the player I was before and that after two days, because it plays so fucking well.

I also founded a new band with said friend and another friend (guitarist/drummer) and we've started playing a smooth combination of Grunge Rock, Heavy Metal and Punk/Bay Area Thrash and the songwriting flows like never before...it's like magic. We've already written a truly nice song that sounds like a combination of Heathen (on Victims of Deception), Alice in Chains, Iron Maiden and The Exploited, including a 240 bpm thrash-break with a ripping solo on top ^^

Well, also seem to have a great job in sight, but more details on that later.

Seems like my life is finally off the downward spiral.

At 9/12/08 09:07 PM, Goatchrist wrote: It's only natural. Kill, or be killed. Even that nice kitten of yours would tear you apart if you were smaller than said kitty.

Of course they would, cats are shit.
They even try to kill us without the height advantage. Always clawing at your flesh and digging their claws in and what not. Dogs would totally nuture us if they were twice our size.

In other news though, I have truly nice friends. I told you about the guitar I was crafting myself? Well, to be honest, I don't like it one bit. Don't like the tone, don't like the playability and don't even like the looks anymore.

I mean, he just gave me a 300 Euro guitar as a fucking premature birthday PRESENT!

Kind friend... wanna trade.
Are you not worried he's been sleeping with your girlfriend or something :P.

Seems like my life is finally off the downward spiral.

So now you're just free falling ;)?

At 9/12/08 09:20 PM, Nev wrote: Dogs would totally nuture us if they were twice our size.

I highly doubt that ;)

Kind friend... wanna trade.
Are you not worried he's been sleeping with your girlfriend or something :P.

Thank fuck I don't have a girlfriend right now :P that's the least thing I'd need these days.

So now you're just free falling ;)?

Nah, finally seeing some light in the tunnel.

At 9/12/08 09:41 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Thank fuck I don't have a girlfriend right now :P that's the least thing I'd need these days.

Maybe he'll sleep with a future girlfriend... 'Oh, but Marky I bought you that guitar!'

Nah, finally seeing some light in the tunnel.

Might be a train.

A metaphorical one.

Sorry. I'm being very negative :P.

At 9/12/08 09:48 PM, Nev wrote: Maybe he'll sleep with a future girlfriend... 'Oh, but Marky I bought you that guitar!'

Highly unlikely.

Sorry. I'm being very negative :P.

No, you are just being silly.

At 9/12/08 09:48 PM, Nev wrote: Maybe he'll sleep with a future girlfriend... 'Oh, but Marky I bought you that guitar!'

Highly unlikely.

Sorry. I'm being very negative :P.

No, you are just being silly.

At 9/12/08 06:23 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: you'll fall asleep before you can finsh it.

I didn't, i listened to it the whole way through twice.

Bump for good luck. :D

Man, life is just getting better and better for me. Caroline and I have been flirting a lot, and i really really dig her. We got to hang out a lot yesterday, and she just asked me to hang out with her again. Go life!