At 7/22/08 06:02 AM, Skilla wrote:
incompetent retards
Sir, I'm going to ask you nicely to leave before I find out where you live and beat your head in with a brick.
What the hell does the name of a band have to do with their musical ability?
Cannibal Corpse-I'd find it hard to believe that a Corpse could be a Cannibal, but it's an awesome as fuck band.
Metallica-That doesn't make any sense either, but they were the kings of Thrash, back in the day.
Nightwish-The night is a state of time, and therefore cannot wish, but it's epic shit.
Abolishment of Hate-"Aw...Someone wants to abolish hate, isn't that precious?" Your parents think, then they turn it on and they get defeaned by the most brutal Instrumental Death Metal ever to grace mankind.
Hardcore is shit.
"DUR.LUK AT ME.I CAN PLAI DROP TUND RIFFS REALI FAST.R I METUL NAO?"
"MODERATLY HRSH VOCALS R KEWL, AM I RITE?"
"PENTAGRAMS R METUL LAWL"
"I HAS 2 BASS DRUMS, CAN I BLAST0RZ NAO PLZ?"
"I IS INAUDIBLE BASS GUI"
"TURNTABLES R TEH SHIZ"
"I HAS SINGL BASS DRUM AND BASSBALL BAT.I R MUSISHUN."
"WE MAEK AR LYRICS VIOLENT CUZ DAT MAEKS US METUL"
Guess what band I'm talking about and you get a cookie.