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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 06:04:18


At 7/21/08 06:01 AM, smc316 wrote: Every awesome metal band of every metal genre get toghter and go on one giant tour!

That wouldn't be a tour, that'd be a huge as fuck festival. Basically it'd be like the Big Day Out, except less faggy bands, and a fuckload of awesome bands, but with tickets costing like $1000+ if we get EVERY awesome metal band to get together.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 06:16:37


At 7/21/08 06:03 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Man the harpoons.

THEY HAVE BEEN MANNED.

WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, CAPTAIN?

But in terms of hot...erm, 'personality' , I think Annette takes the cake.

Easily, in my opinion.

I love her skirt so much. :3

Nope.

I knew it. :D

At 7/21/08 06:04 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: That wouldn't be a tour, that'd be a huge as fuck festival. Basically it'd be like the Big Day Out, except less faggy bands, and a fuckload of awesome bands, but with tickets costing like $1000+ if we get EVERY awesome metal band to get together.

Mabye there would be several huge stadiums or whatnot next to each other. (Three would be optimal)

One of the stadium a concert is going on.
One of the stadiums a band is preping their concert.
The last stadium the previous band is clearing out.

When a band finishes, the audiance leaves the stadium and either goes into the next stadium or hangs out outside till the next conert(s) start.

Its a constant cycle.

And so you pay for which bands you want to listen to.

So if you want to see three bands you might pay $100 as people who want to see all the bands are going to be paying into the thousands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 06:17:12


At 7/21/08 06:01 AM, smc316 wrote: Every awesome metal band of every metal genre get toghter and go on one giant tour!

Pretty much Wacken Open Air :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 06:18:54


At 7/21/08 06:16 AM, smc316 wrote:
At 7/21/08 06:03 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Man the harpoons.
THEY HAVE BEEN MANNED.

WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, CAPTAIN?

Argh, a gold dubloon to the man who first spots the Great White Tarja Fanboy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 06:34:52


At 7/21/08 06:16 AM, smc316 wrote: I love her skirt so much. :3

I could have sworn back in the days i used to listen to Nightwish there was dudes in there.

Oh my mistake, i had only watched just the first few seconds of it. They still win. And they're all hot.

Well, not the dudes.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 06:52:29


WHATS THIS?! NO ONE HAS COMMENTED ON MY METAL MADNESS MASTER CONCERT? I CALL TOTAL BLASPHEMY!

Seriously though, I feel like discussing that.

At 7/21/08 06:18 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Argh, a gold dubloon to the man who first spots the Great White Tarja Fanboy.

Ughh just about every nightwish video on youtube is bitching about Tarja. -_-

Seriously, its been so long since the band has made the change that you'd think that people would be over it by now.

Its the same case when it comes to In Flames with everyone bitching their older stuff is better than their newer stuff.

But I personally disagree with that and with Tarja being a better singer.

At 7/21/08 06:34 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I could have sworn back in the days i used to listen to Nightwish there was dudes in there.

So pretty much most of the people in the band have at least another person of the opposite gender playing the exact same thing? Huhn thats pointless.


Oh my mistake, i had only watched just the first few seconds of it. They still win. And they're all hot.

Seconded.

Well, not the dudes.
Well, yeah.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 07:07:00


Hahahaha. You guys have listened to Nightwish.

At 7/21/08 06:52 AM, smc316 wrote: WHATS THIS?! NO ONE HAS COMMENTED ON MY METAL MADNESS MASTER CONCERT? I CALL TOTAL BLASPHEMY!

Seriously though, I feel like discussing that.

That's pretty much what Wacken does I think. Except at Wacken the more popular bands get the big stadium, and more underground bands are in tents and stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 07:43:11


At 7/21/08 03:00 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/20/08 10:19 PM, PenisClown wrote: Satyricon's Dark Medieval Times isn't as good as I expected it to be. I've already deleted the album.
Make it Up to yourself by getting the New Equilibrium album.

(Since you like Folk metal)
It's AWESOME!

Album of the year so far, IMO.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 08:53:20


At 7/21/08 07:07 AM, PenisClown wrote: Hahahaha. You guys have listened to Nightwish.

Lol not me.
It's too Fucking Gay for me.

Also.
new Bands That Rule:
Bolt Thrower
!T.O.O.H! (Actually had them for a while, just 4 songs though, am getting everything.)


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 08:59:07


At 7/21/08 03:10 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Hardcore Punk

aww, not even black flag or some crossover like DRI?

Today's "RnB", Hip Hop and Rap.

(To me, real RnB is stuff like Ray Charles)

fuck yeah i hate all this genre raping that goes on today. howlin wolf and ray are rythm and blues. then theres garage which has gone from 60's rock bands to some kinda techno. and of course 'emo' that went from a subgenre of punk that actually had some decent bands in the 80's to being the epitome of all that is shit in modern music.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 09:24:22


At 7/21/08 07:07 AM, PenisClown wrote: Hahahaha. You guys have listened to Nightwish.

Yes, but only a few times to give them a try. However, I didn't enjoy their music, so I've not bothered with them since.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 09:26:58


Thankfully, throughout my entire metal career I have managed to avoid listening to the likes of Nightwish. Luck? Maybe. Sheer avoidance? Most likely.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 09:31:15


I don't see whats wrong with Nightwish, I don't listen to them at all, that video was the first time in years that i heard any Nightwish for a while, but what is it thats wrong with them? Is it because chicks are in the band? They're power metal? Explain?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 09:35:02


At 7/21/08 09:31 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I don't see whats wrong with Nightwish, I don't listen to them at all, that video was the first time in years that i heard any Nightwish for a while, but what is it thats wrong with them? Is it because chicks are in the band? They're power metal? Explain?

No, chicks are all right. It's not that they're power metal. It's not that they're Nightwish. It has to be, actually I have no clue. It's probably because they suck.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 09:44:12


At 7/21/08 09:35 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: It's probably because they suck.

This statement is somewhat true. Its like, that shit you hear on the radio, that everyone goes mental over, then gets played over and over and over, and everyone whores it out.

Other then that, i can still listen to em.

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Oh and happy 6666 posts Idio.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 10:17:23


At 7/20/08 12:30 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 7/19/08 12:20 PM, IrishGun wrote: I thought that they were both good, but whatever.
My problem with Metallica's cover is how they added extra parts to the song, which sounded bad.

Eh, I didn't mind since I never heard of Remember Tomorrow anyway.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 10:27:56


At 7/21/08 08:53 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Lol not me.
It's too Fucking Gay for me.

How would you know if you havn't listened to it? I've never listened to Nightwish because i've HEARD they're too fucking gay.

At 7/21/08 08:59 AM, mrdurgan wrote: aww, not even black flag or some crossover like DRI?

I love hardcore punk and crossover, those bands especially. Just thought i'd let you know.

At 7/21/08 09:26 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Thankfully, throughout my entire metal career I have managed to avoid listening to the likes of Nightwish. Luck? Maybe. Sheer avoidance? Most likely.

Two peas in a pod we are.

At 7/21/08 10:17 AM, IrishGun wrote: Eh, I didn't mind since I never heard of Remember Tomorrow anyway.

Then you hardly have the authority to judge whether or not it's a good cover or not.

FACIAL. TOTAL FACIAL.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 10:29:56



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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 10:52:12


At 7/21/08 09:35 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: No, chicks are all right. It's not that they're power metal. It's not that they're Nightwish. It has to be, actually I have no clue. It's probably because they suck.

They are incredibly bland.

And neither of the "chicks" were attractive. Whoop-de-doo they were in a Metal band... who cares?
I was gonna say that there is no such thing as a good looking girl in Metal but I came across the lass from Unexpect.

At 7/21/08 10:27 AM, PenisClown wrote: Then you hardly have the authority to judge whether or not it's a good cover or not.

I've never heard Judas Priest's version of Painkiller but I can still say that Death's cover owns.

Then again Death are a tad better than Metallicar.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 11:06:56


At 7/21/08 10:27 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 7/21/08 10:17 AM, IrishGun wrote: Eh, I didn't mind since I never heard of Remember Tomorrow anyway.
Then you hardly have the authority to judge whether or not it's a good cover or not.

Oh...yeah, um, well...you have penis in your name!

<:(


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 11:27:00


At 7/21/08 10:52 AM, Nev wrote:
Then again Death are a tad better than Metallicar.

Tad? Are you insane in the membrane?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 11:34:42


At 7/21/08 11:27 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 7/21/08 10:52 AM, Nev wrote:
Then again Death are a tad better than Metallicar.
Tad? Are you insane in the membrane?

I'm insane in the brain!

But I used the word tad ironically... so to emphasise Death's vast superiority, geddit?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 11:38:52


At 7/21/08 08:53 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: new Bands That Rule:
Bolt Thrower

I've been listening to them for ages.

!T.O.O.H! (Actually had them for a while, just 4 songs though, am getting everything.)

I have come to be wary of all bands with punctuation in their name.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 11:48:46


At 7/21/08 10:29 AM, PenisClown wrote: And don't I look pretty on my Last.fm page?

Nice headshot. I've gotten used to the new last.fm now, it's pretty cool. I still think the "old" version was better though. Good times.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 12:32:09


At 7/21/08 11:48 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Nice headshot. I've gotten used to the new last.fm now, it's pretty cool. I still think the "old" version was better though. Good times.

I dislike the way things are layed out now, its a bit too "Facebook".
Saying that, the design is good, besides the lay out part of it :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 14:51:49


RA-RA RASPUTIN? Fucking awesome song by Turisas.

sorry for my second absense.

I have a question, which Amon Amarth album (if you do like them): 'With Oden on our side' or 'Fate Of Norns'?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 14:57:22


At 7/21/08 01:17 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 7/20/08 03:47 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: At 7/20/08 12:23 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I'm off to go see Kataklysm and Vader today
O FUCK. KATAKLYSM. You will have an epic time. I missed my chance of seeing them but friends went and told me i missed out.

Kataklysm was insanely awesome, best band there


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 15:16:33


At 7/21/08 11:38 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
I have come to be wary of all bands with punctuation in their name.

WHAT.
!T.O.O.H.! is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard, listened to them 80 times today.,
It's Czech Avant-Garde Technical DeathGrind, that's what I could best describe it as.

Heres the Myspace.

Listen to Konec Kontinentalniho Kontejneru, Then Vocut- Pocut.

Just pure insanity.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-21 15:25:55


At 7/21/08 11:27 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Tad? Are you insane in the membrane?

LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
You just reminded me of this song.

Lol I've been trying to remember it for weeks.


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