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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 02:42:26


At 1/5/08 12:31 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: I've completely had it with religion.

Slow clap.

I joined so I could talk about metal, SO, can anyone give me any recommendations for Borknagar? My friend gave me an unhelpful "ALL THEIR STUFF IS GOOD :D :D :D," so I'd like to have a LITTLE more guidance before I make a decision.

Your friend isn't wrong though, you really can't go wrong with Borknagar in my opinion. I'd say the first one's to check out would be The Olden Domain, Empiricism, and then Quintessence in whatever order. Having three different singer's on each record definitely gives each their own vibe so it's up in the air which one you could like more.

Once you've got those three listened too I suppose you could listen to the other albums though Epic and The Archaic Course seemed kind of weak to me even though they're still great albums. I've only heard bit's and pieces of the self titled and Origin so I won't speak on those.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 03:17:49


At 1/5/08 01:46 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: Here, we like discussions and we openly slam our fists against anybody that finds "nu-metal" bands interesting;

That's because Nu-Metal is not deemed (True) Metal. I was under the impressed actual Metal was the primary discussion point for the Metal Hell.

All while we take our time our to bash each other! We hate Christian band groups but we love Satanic black metal!

There are a few people here that contradict that.

We like roll-playing as we still refer to our "leaders" as "Horsemen"! (A cliche' cheesy name, for-some-reason, valued as the top honor in our club!

Horseman, is not a role. It's a position. Much like a Lieutenant is to the Military.
The Horsemen of the Metal Hell don't go around pretending to be actual Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

If you were being sarcastic, then shoot me for missing it. But I really don't like the vehemence in which you posted that.
If you view of the Hell is truly as cynical as that, don't come here, simple.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 08:09:30


At 1/4/08 06:31 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Dragonforce>sl1pnut

Teh only power metal band I like.

The only good part of your post.

At 1/4/08 04:17 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 1/4/08 03:21 PM, IrishGun wrote: That's so pathetic I'm not even going to comment on it.
Irony gods are pleased.

Unoriginal gods are pleased.

At 1/4/08 05:28 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: If you have an electric tuner, it's not to difficult. Just tune down the low E string to a C, then play the low E string on the fifth fret, following with the open A. Use the low E to tune the A down to match it, and keep repeating the technique.

Guitars = Sux.

Drums are bettar.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 08:22:42


Regarding religion, I may not be into any religion, but I can respect other people's beliefs. Is it such a big deal that someone's a Christian?

At 1/4/08 12:28 PM, Subwaydweller wrote: Does anyone like slipknot or mudvayne or metallica, anything like that?

Just Metallica out of what you mentioned.

At 1/4/08 01:09 PM, Shalashaska-1 wrote: But hey, I like Slipknotand Enter Shikari, anyone got a problem with that?

Nope, I won't give a shit if anyone likes Slipknot, just as long as they don't start saying they're the "best metal band" or "heaviest band ever".

At 1/4/08 03:21 PM, IrishGun wrote: That's so pathetic I'm not even going to comment on it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Are you serious?

He told me you were...

Why did you listen to that lying cunt?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 08:27:00


At 1/5/08 08:22 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 1/4/08 03:21 PM, IrishGun wrote: Are you serious?

He told me you were...
Why did you listen to that lying cunt?

I'm sorry sir, I'll never do it again, sir, an older boy told me to do it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 08:37:33


At 1/5/08 08:09 AM, IrishGun wrote: Guitars = Sux.

Drums are bettar.

You can't compare strings to percussion.
T-t-thats like comparing apples to oranges!

Madness!

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 09:23:55


At 1/5/08 08:37 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 1/5/08 08:09 AM, IrishGun wrote: Guitars = Sux.

Drums are bettar.
You can't compare strings to percussion.
T-t-thats like comparing apples to oranges!
Madness!

Ok then.

Guitars = Sux.

Bass are bettar.

Well?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 10:38:18


At 1/5/08 08:22 AM, Bahamut wrote: Why did you listen to that lying cunt?

I never lie :).
And please go back to the way you were. Ignoring my existance.
You whining about me is becoming tiresome. So just shush little boy.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 11:22:17


At 1/5/08 12:31 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
smeagol1: as far as being obnoxious about your beliefs go, you pretty much take the cake here. For fucks sake, all you seem to talk about is how you want to "purge the world of the christian scumfilthshit that plagues our good pagan world" and a bunch of other stuff along those lines. I'd be slightly cooler with that if all you listened to was incredibly kvlt black metal, but you listen to Dimmu Borgir. You seem like a 13 year old who's putting on airs so we'll think he's cool. And if I hadn't seen pictures of you, I'd think you're 13. That's how bad you are. I could seriously spend a good hour or two talking about the sheer magnitude of how obnoxious you are. And it's not just your religious bullshitting that bugs me, it's just the way you talk, type, and all the shitty little jokes. An example being the Connery voice. Shut the fuck up.

I've completely had it with religion.

watch as this is ignored and we go back to more of the same in a page or two.

*shits self* well eh wow Im so loved. :p I really don't feel the same when im on the internet.Maybe im corrupted by the internet ok I say from now fucking on we all make a oath and vow never to make another religon rant ever again. I agree with the man I am a dirty cunt that bashing the alts beliefs. I say from now on we talk about nouthing but METAL (and maybe the occasional video game.) let this die off now But D3NTATUS I don't just listen to non-stop Dimmu Borgir like you say I do I listen to too much black metal that it has left a message in my head. It plays over and over
in my head till I go on rampage like I just did.(well not a rampage but similer).

Oh I got a video for you too by the way.

This song prove my point of it playing on an on in my head. Because whenever Im in the woods I sing this.

Dissection-where dead angels lie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPqu4C0KJ N8


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 12:32:05


At 1/5/08 12:31 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
Kidd: Shut up.

Lol, I'm sorry, Ryan's sort of got me PM banned,So I use the hell to Argue lol.
I will just try to get along.


I joined so I could talk about metal, SO, can anyone give me any recommendations for Borknagar?

Empiricism.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 13:10:17


At 1/5/08 12:31 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: There's a reason there isn't a Celtic counterpart to Asatru.

Yeah, you're wrong.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 14:52:26


At 1/5/08 01:10 PM, Legionaire-Stuart wrote:
At 1/5/08 12:31 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: There's a reason there isn't a Celtic counterpart to Asatru.
Yeah, you're wrong.

Alright.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 15:43:07


At 1/4/08 05:07 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have not...FIGURED OUT HOW TO TUNE MY GUITAR TO C!

loln00b.
How long have you been playing?


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 15:56:24


At 1/5/08 03:43 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 1/4/08 05:07 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have not...FIGURED OUT HOW TO TUNE MY GUITAR TO C!
loln00b.
How long have you been playing?

A year.

Also, I did tune to it eventually, played Go Into The Water, then tuned back to Drop C.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 16:14:28


Also, new band discovery. Onmyouza. They're like, Japanese Heavy Metal with a little touch of Power and some thrash thrown in for good measure.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 17:41:43


All guitars are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 18:24:50


At 1/5/08 05:41 PM, IrishGun wrote: All guitars are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!

His head looks like a fucking nutsack!

I just finished Dragonlord-Black Wings Of Destiny It was fucking badass ! I was practilly haveing a sezuire listening to it.It was so energetic yet so anceint sounding yet the last track sucked magor balls it sounded like power metal. :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 18:47:23


At 1/5/08 05:41 PM, IrishGun wrote: All guitars are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!

I lol'd. Despite the fact that your theory is shite.

At 1/5/08 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote: I'm back and this time it is for good. So how the Hell is everyone?

Yay!

Seriously, everyone check out Onmyouza. Nao.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 18:49:01


At 1/5/08 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote: I'm back and this time it is for good. So how the Hell is everyone?

Batman! Welcome back :) I'm in need of some of your expert advice. I need some good Viking Metal bands. Here's what I have so far:
Asmegin
Enslaved
Equilibrium
Einherjer
Galar
Tyr

Got any good recs?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 18:59:35


welcome back :D:D:D:D:D

Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 19:36:47


Finally! Im into bad acid trip, lamb of god, and Pantera, the greatest band ever


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 19:43:31


At 1/5/08 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote: I'm back and this time it is for good. So how the Hell is everyone?

Welcome back man! We've been going quite well.

Do you remember me? I think when you left, i was in my newbie days here. =P


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:22:06


Hi Bill, I think things will start picking up now.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:33:21


At 1/5/08 06:49 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Asmegin
Enslaved
Equilibrium
Einherjer
Galar
Tyr

Thyrfing
Ensiferum (first two albums)
Moonsorrow

Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:36:39


At 1/5/08 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote: I'm back and this time it is for good.

awesomeness

At 1/4/08 06:31 PM, smeagol1 wrote: a bunch of antichrist crap

again, ugh....

Teh only power metal band I like.

Angra, Symphony X, and Helloween > Dragonforce

IMO
At 1/5/08 12:43 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
I joined so I could talk about metal, SO, can anyone give me any recommendations for Borknagar?

I loved Origin, although it's a short album.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:41:39


At 1/5/08 06:49 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Got any good recs?

Check out Myrkgrav, Bucovina, and Scald


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:46:09


Welcome back Bill, I've missed you Immensely.

Anyway, Recently, I've been Addicted to reading.
I have read my self through Almost anything you can Imagine, Almost everything by H.p. Lovecraft, Both Eddas, Some Edgar allan Poe, the egyptian book of the Dead, All downloaded off of torrent in Either .pdf, plain text, or audio books.

I also aquired to myself, A huge Collection of occult Studies.
Everything about thelema, Rune magic, Witchcraft, Luciferianism, And Just about anything you can Imagine.

Including something Known as Sex Magick, Which at first I expected to be tantra (which is also included, But turns out to contain Freaky recipes and Stuff)

This stuff also includes all the Mythologies of Ancient empires, Egyptian, Greek, Norse, Celtic, You name it.

I intend to use it for lyrics.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:57:46


At 1/5/08 08:46 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Some Edgar allan Poe

Which did you read?

I'm reading a lot of books on hacking, hypnosis, business, and the stockmarket.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 20:58:10


At 1/5/08 06:57 PM, batman64 wrote: Amon Amarth
Doomsword
to name but a couple, all my Viking Metal is in a box right now so give me a day or so and I will have a huge list.

I forgot about those, I consider Amon Amarth to be melodic death, though they're still awesome, and Doomsword is one of my favourite bands. Thanks anyway, I'm looking forward to the huge list.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-01-05 21:01:30


At 1/5/08 08:41 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Check out Myrkgrav, Bucovina, and Scald

Whoa, I left out many bands on my list. I'll check out Thyrfing, Bucovina and Scald. Thanks guys.