At 1/4/08 09:23 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 1/4/08 08:35 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: so were Odin and Thor.

Incredibly Buff =/= Fat.

Also They would smite your little heretic ass Faster than you can say "I'm FAT", If it weren't for them being busy Fighting Jotuns and Such.

Oh yes, that's right, your pathetic Gods can die, can't they?

At 1/4/08 09:34 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Oh yes, that's right, your pathetic Gods can die, can't they?

Living>Not Existing in the first place.

At 1/4/08 09:39 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 1/4/08 09:34 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Oh yes, that's right, your pathetic Gods can die, can't they?

Living>Not Existing in the first place.

...pwned.

Can we stop this now? Somewhere along the line, defending something (albeit light-heartedly) that I don't believe in got slightly boring, not to mention pointless and off topic.

Let's just agree that if both Viking and Celtic pantheons were to merge, they would form a super team of super-heroes that would keep order over the world of religion. And their arch nemesis would be Muhammed, the evil child-fucker. And Set could be their mascot.

I can see it now...

At 1/3/08 01:01 PM, IrishGun wrote: Nev is. >:3

No, he's the one on the right.

At 1/3/08 02:45 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: I am listening to MInistry right now. One of the most godly Industrial Metal bands.

I think I have got an urge to discover more Industrial Metal bands. :O

At 1/3/08 05:38 PM, Attactivist wrote: What? Again! Wikipedia is a lying whore.

Old news.

At 1/3/08 07:55 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: They're still boring though.

True. I tried a few songs of their and they didn't give me any interest.

At 1/4/08 08:28 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: OH! BTW!

lol. :D

At 1/4/08 10:06 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I can see it now...

Ryan vs Kidd

At 1/4/08 10:06 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Let's just agree that if both Viking and Celtic pantheons were to merge

THE CELTIC PANTHEON WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!! >:C

Although my Gods May be able to die, Your Loathsome Christ Already did, 1978 years Ago.

At 1/4/08 10:21 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:06 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Let's just agree that if both Viking and Celtic pantheons were to merge

THE CELTIC PANTHEON WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!! >:C

Although my Gods May be able to die, Your Loathsome Christ Already did, 1978 years Ago.

Yes, but he was a preverbial badass within the time that he was alive.

He
1. Pissed off Satan.
2. Brought dead ppls back to life.
3. Probably jammed with Paul Gilbert at some point. (...Paul Gilbert is immortal. That is fact.)

But I'd really like a new rule that means beyond this point, if any religion is mentioned in the Hell, the user who mentioned gets a smack with the banhammer.

Exceptions may be made, of course.

I'd also like Kidd tied to a cross and flogged. Precisely 156821 times. Precisely. But that's just my opinion.
I'm glad that this is over. Goodnight.

So...What does everybody think of In Flames? I played their song on Guitar Hero, and I thought it was a wee bit shite, to be honest. I can understand some people finding it appealing, but I just don't see it.

At 1/4/08 02:27 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

Yo mang, nice sig.
Ulver is siiick.

Does anyone like slipknot or mudvayne or metallica, anything like that?

At 1/4/08 12:28 PM, Subwaydweller wrote: Does anyone like slipknot or mudvayne or metallica, anything like that?

When I was 12, why?

I still like Slipknot. I've always proudly said so, even though I'm less than a month away from being Twenty. Considering I also like things like Burzum and Darkthrone, technically I aught to be hung. But hey, I like Slipknotand Enter Shikari, anyone got a problem with that?

Lol.

Anyone here also like Akercocke?

At 1/4/08 10:30 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

But I'd really like a new rule that means beyond this point, if any religion is mentioned in the Hell, the user who mentioned gets a smack with the banhammer.

As one of the oldest members of this club, I have to agree on this one. Talking about religion in a Music topic isn't just pointless, it's downright distracting, annoying and this one in particular has made you both look a little more pathetic for taking it so personally, no offence to either but you're both as bad as each other for continuing to worsen the whole thing.

So...What does everybody think of In Flames? I played their song on Guitar Hero, and I thought it was a wee bit shite, to be honest. I can understand some people finding it appealing, but I just don't see it.

Some of their stuff is good, in my opinion, but the rest of it is a wee bit 'samey' as the rest of what they've ever done. As for an earlier comment I saw about Dragonforce..... To all you peeps try and play the song on Guitar Hero 3 on the hardest difficulty setting, getting a perfect score, and then you'll know some level of how skilled they are. Yes, you can call them faggots for playing power metal style songs and showing off, but talentless...?

I'm downloading lots of new albums, so far I've gotten:
Manowar - Gods of War Live
Om - Conference of the Birds
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic
Exodus - The Atrocity Exhibition...Exhibit A
sHEAVY - Synchronized
HolyHell - Apocalypse
Sigh - Imaginary Sonicscape

Please recommend me some awesome albums, any band, any genre.

Also, lol at my drunkness.

I rape clowns and steal there face paint for corpse paint. :).

Devil Driver's End Of The Line I'd personally rexcommend as my "Shalashaka-1's Random Album Of The Day {RAOTD}"

To think he used to be part of the Nu-Metal scene....

And listen to him now!!!

At 1/4/08 08:28 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: OH! BTW!

That's so pathetic I'm not even going to comment on it.

At 1/4/08 10:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/3/08 01:01 PM, IrishGun wrote: Nev is. >:3

No, he's the one on the right.

Are you serious?

He told me you were...

At 1/3/08 07:55 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

At 1/3/08 05:55 PM, IrishGun wrote: I'm tired of people thinking that they're goths.

Okay, fine. They're not goths.

They're still boring though.

Because they're power metal? Or are you serious?

At 1/4/08 12:28 PM, Subwaydweller wrote: Does anyone like slipknot

When I was a shithead, why?

At 1/4/08 02:01 PM, Shalashaska-1 wrote: Devil Driver's End Of The Line I'd personally rexcommend as my "Shalashaka-1's Random Album Of The Day {RAOTD}"

To think he used to be part of the Nu-Metal scene....

And listen to him now!!!

I didn't really like the album but thanks for the rec anyway.

At 1/4/08 02:27 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

At 1/3/08 12:42 PM, 0peth wrote: I have been listening to Bruce's radio on last.fm and, well, it's fucking amazing

O u.

I am going to go ahead and act like that musical taste bj was justified for the Death Metal and Ambient on the station.

At 1/4/08 03:21 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 1/4/08 08:28 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: OH! BTW!

That's so pathetic I'm not even going to comment on it.

Irony gods are pleased.

my golly Revolver finally came through for me!!!
At long last after months of rescribeing and waiting they finally sent me a fucking issue !!!

Lokk what I made!!

it's a fucking work of art

the snow sucked noots!

[IMG]http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/
m14/smeagol1/5da3c935.jpg[/IMG]

At 1/4/08 04:32 PM, smeagol1 wrote: [IMG]http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/
m14/smeagol1/5da3c935.jpg[/IMG]

Looks dumb. I can see the bottle.

And as for me, now there's nothing left to do but wait until school starts again, having done everything of even remote interest, including Anette Olzon (%u061F), and now I'm bored. That is, I have done everything except the most important thing of all.

I have not...FIGURED OUT HOW TO TUNE MY GUITAR TO C!

At 1/4/08 05:07 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have not...FIGURED OUT HOW TO TUNE MY GUITAR TO C!

If you have an electric tuner, it's not to difficult. Just tune down the low E string to a C, then play the low E string on the fifth fret, following with the open A. Use the low E to tune the A down to match it, and keep repeating the technique.

At 1/4/08 10:30 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:21 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:06 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Let's just agree that if both Viking and Celtic pantheons were to merge

THE CELTIC PANTHEON WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!! >:C

Although my Gods May be able to die, Your Loathsome Christ Already did, 1978 years Ago.

*in Sean Connery voice*
do I smell a bashing hell yesh count me in!!! your christ was nailed to a tree like a emo bitch! Not only to mention that his followers are Cannibels. Take this bread and wine this is my flesh and blood blah blah blah! Yours gods a PMSing bitch that had to flood the world. which has left me to beleive that the christain god is a women.

PART YOUR RED SEA AS I SPEARD OPEN YOUR CORN HOLLIO!!!

Gang Pwnage!!

At 1/4/08 05:53 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:30 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:21 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:06 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

blah blah intolerant asshole atheist bullshit

Now, I don't care what fucking religion you are, but when it gets to the point that people are being insulted over a personal matter, I become very angry, I hate the stereotype that all Christians are evangelists who think everything in the Bible is literal fact and all that horse shit.

You are doing the same thing the evangelists do to you, forcing your beliefs down other people's throat, I hate people who do that, lose that attitude, I don't care if you are against religion, but keep it to yourself, so you do not sound like an asshole.

I never speak of my beliefs unless in a discussion relevant to them, or someone wants to know, and when I do I respect other religions people may or may not have chosen, you won't see me disrespecting other people based on their religious or philosophical choice

tl;dr- quit disrespecting other people based on personal choices

At 1/4/08 06:09 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:

Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Blah blah blah bullshit

atheism is not I freind but paganism the religon or belief whatever the fuck you call it demonized by the romen catholic's,catholics and of course CHRISTIANITY. It goes centurys back.

Ryan/Irishgun I know it's not blood it's paint mixed with water. Where the fuck am I gonna get blood from besides killing something (which unless theres a reason to kill) I don't kill.

now then where were we oh yeah the revolver mag had Dragonforce on the cover :(

not only that but I open it and theres a shitty slipnut poster in there on the other side was dragonforce.

MEH
DRAGON FORCE IT IS TO JOIN MY WALL!

Dragonforce>sl1pnut

Teh only power metal band I like.

Im looking for some melodic death metal bands that I might be able to enjoy even slightly. what do you guys suggest?

At 1/4/08 06:50 PM, RUCKUS-D wrote: Im looking for some melodic death metal bands that I might be able to enjoy even slightly. what do you guys suggest?

Kalmah.

Hi guys. (HAI GUYZ)

I finally did a nile cover.

LASHED TO THE SLAVESTICK RAHHHHHHH

I hope you guys like it.

Vote and review.

The last few pages were filled with nothing all that interesting.

sHEAVY is recommended for all Black Sabbath fans by the way.

I'm gone for like two days, and the last two pages are FILLED with bitching about this and that.

Fuck religious discussions.

They do absolutely no good, seeing as it's pretty difficult to change someones deepest beliefs without resorting to threats of violence, and these threats are pretty empty when you're separated by an ocean, a continent or maybe a few islands. Arguments about Celtic gods vs. Norwegian gods, Christ vs Atheism, how much cock Jesus sucked, how much collective cocks Atheists as a whole have sucked, go absolutely nowhere. The only result of these pretentious, immature arguments is a bunch of users who get annoyed because their metal-talking time is wasted by some dim-witted cunts who need to get over themselves, their gods, their taste in metal, and their whopping 4 inch dicks.

Ryan: Shut up. Celts aren't all that exciting. There. I said it. This is on EVERYONE'S mind when you mention them. They were cool, i am not denying that, but they didn't do much. They didn't explore, they didn't invent anything particularly cool, and they managed to die out pretty damn fast (and willingly.) There's a reason there isn't a Celtic counterpart to Asatru. If there is, and I'm totally wrong here, please send me a link or something, because I am pretty curious. Ditch your alt, it's not fooling anyone. And quit sucking power metal's cock. I don't hate power, i actually like it, but Jesus. Enough is enough.

Kidd: Shut up. There's a reason ghoul banned you. I don't condemn or condone his action, but that opinion might just change if you keep this shit up. Fuck, dude, you're pretty cool when you're not talking about Vikings, Viking gods, how depressed you are, or how awesome you are. Every once in a while it's cool to talk about Iceland and Vikings and their pantheon, i'm not saying anything's wrong with that. But when it's your only contribution (along with bitching) it's going to get on my nerves.

smeagol1: as far as being obnoxious about your beliefs go, you pretty much take the cake here. For fucks sake, all you seem to talk about is how you want to "purge the world of the christian scumfilthshit that plagues our good pagan world" and a bunch of other stuff along those lines. I'd be slightly cooler with that if all you listened to was incredibly kvlt black metal, but you listen to Dimmu Borgir. You seem like a 13 year old who's putting on airs so we'll think he's cool. And if I hadn't seen pictures of you, I'd think you're 13. That's how bad you are. I could seriously spend a good hour or two talking about the sheer magnitude of how obnoxious you are. And it's not just your religious bullshitting that bugs me, it's just the way you talk, type, and all the shitty little jokes. An example being the Connery voice. Shut the fuck up.

I've completely had it with religion.

watch as this is ignored and we go back to more of the same in a page or two.

I joined so I could talk about metal, SO, can anyone give me any recommendations for Borknagar? My friend gave me an unhelpful "ALL THEIR STUFF IS GOOD :D :D :D," so I'd like to have a LITTLE more guidance before I make a decision.

At 1/5/08 12:31 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: I joined so I could talk about metal, SO, can anyone give me any recommendations for Borknagar?

Borknagar, Empiricism, Epic, Quintessence and Origin for chill out music.

Hi! Welcome to Metal Hell!
Here, we like discussions and we openly slam our fists against anybody that finds "nu-metal" bands interesting; All while we take our time our to bash each other! We hate Christian band groups but we love Satanic black metal! We like roll-playing as we still refer to our "leaders" as "Horsemen"! (A cliche' cheesy name, for-some-reason, valued as the top honor in our club! But we don't care, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE NONSENSICAL AS YOU WANT IN THIS CREW!)

Don't ask us why because we don't care! We're far too busy telling irrelevant stories to 13 year olds "posers", and showing them how cool and "metal" we are! If that's not over-compensation, then you don't what life really is!

Metal Hell! The Online Subculture Crew for Dysfunctional Metalheads!