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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 12:46:47


At 12/26/07 01:06 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 12/26/07 01:03 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: Rock Band (which has a lot of weird and stupid songs on it),
The only half decent song in there was Enter Sandman.

downloadable content such as the Metallica pack with Blackened, . . . And Justice For All, and Ride the Lightning, and the Black Sabbath pack with War Pigs, Sweet Leaf, and N.I.B.

At 12/26/07 06:02 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
that's New Chimaira.

not bad

and in relation to the discussion on outward appearance, I usually wear band shirts, with a band hoodie or a coat if it is cold, non baggy jeans, in the winter, and in the summer, band shirts, camo shorts, and for shoes I wear skating shoes because I think they are comfortable


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 12:48:37


At 12/27/07 12:26 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 12/27/07 12:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Polish immigrants? In Iceland?
Yeah Man, They're all over the place, Since ALCOA And that shit got here, they Literally Just came
-out of nowhere, in their Hundreds.

There are so many Polish people in Eskifjörður, That the Town is basically Bilingual, When It comes to
Advertising and shit.

We have that problem too.

Except worse.

There's this huge ass chicken slaughterhouse on the border of Ballymena (I mean FUCKING HUGE, it's bigger than the city and leisure centre combined) and there's about fifty of them sitting outisde of it every morning.

Also, a bunch of doctors came over from Poland, because apparently, if you're a doctor, you get paid less than the cleaner in Poland.

Also, there's this Polish hairdresser who SHAVED MY FUCKING HEAD once.

I liked it, but I had to give a few people dead arms before they would stop laughing.

Shit...I just downloaded like, fiveish albums in a day.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 13:03:38


At 12/27/07 12:28 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: Shit, I haven't been back to this club in so long. If no one remembers me, I will gladly post a list.

*gasp* Your level has risen so many levels since you last posted...

*sniff* I'm proud.

At 12/26/07 10:14 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 12/26/07 09:36 AM, IrishGun wrote:
At 12/26/07 09:30 AM, mogofevilis wrote: dragonforce rocks
Truth be told.
yeah I have to say I don't mind them there the only power metal band I like.

Well gud. Also, sorry about being an asshole. Smiley to cheer you up? :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 13:31:11


At 12/27/07 10:07 AM, Oppugnant wrote: This is one of the things I love about Metal it's huge range of diversity between not only the music within the genre, but the fans too.

This is very true. Contrary to the stereotype of metal-heads being dumb and obsessed with brutality and violence, many fans are actually pretty intelligent and normal. Like us.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 14:17:49


DUN DUNDLEE DUN!!!

The bumping hero...IS BACK!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 14:25:44


At 12/26/07 11:45 AM, mrdurgan wrote: fly by night is an underrated rush classic.

Thanks for mentioning that album. While I was deciding which CDs to order from Amazon, I ordered Fly By Night since it's Peart's debut and it's been almost a year since I last bought an album of Rush's (I only have 2112 and Moving Pictures right now).

At 12/26/07 01:13 PM, BatDan wrote: Sorry, I just prefer this game over Guitar Hero III (that game isn't even fun).

Recently, my dad has some interest in Guitar Hero. :O

At 12/26/07 03:17 PM, Sorgvind wrote: Well, I wasn't sure whether to say you or SOAS... But I think I know you a little better. Therefore you are more eligable for parody.

Putting me there was sillier, so thanks! :D

At 12/26/07 08:26 PM, Nev wrote: I speak English and nothing else.

Same here.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 14:29:20


At 12/27/07 02:25 PM, Bahamut wrote: Thanks for mentioning that album. While I was deciding which CDs to order from Amazon, I ordered Fly By Night since it's Peart's debut and it's been almost a year since I last bought an album of Rush's (I only have 2112 and Moving Pictures right now).

I've got 2112 (it was my first), Spirit of Radio (their greatest hits album), Snakes and Arrows, A Farewell to Kings, and Hemispheres. I plan on getting: Permanent Waves, Fly By Night, and Moving Pictures.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 14:31:45


At 12/27/07 02:17 PM, IrishGun wrote: DUN DUNDLEE DUN!!!

The bumping hero...IS BACK!

Thanks Ryan. :D

Anyway,I am So Awesome.
In The Last 6 days or so, I have learned the Following Songs on Guitar:

Elvenking-Devil's Carriage (only power metal I like lol)
Behemoth- Slaves Shall Serve
Chimaira- Save ourselves
Chimaira-Bloodlust (lol that's why I asked you if you liked them)

And FINALLY!

Necrophagist-Extreme Unction

Bow.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 14:36:08


True. I know I'm intelligent. Also, statistics show that the students with higher grades mostly like metal. That's why I have reasons to suspect that the Metalhead stereotype is a general media attack to keep people away from metal, that holds ideas unpleasant to the industry, that wants people to like Britney Spears and damn EMO. Luckyly (I'm foreign, so not sure if that's how you spell this word), intelligent people see through the publicity smoke screen and see that the only true genre is metal.

In other words, I think there is a conspiracy. Don't call me crazy, though. I just think that a group of people can "dominate" more fans, and thus gain more money, more easily with pop and EMO. And to ensure that the people won't like metal instead (generally metal fans like only metal, or metal and classic), they push the stereotype, and the weak-minded people will dislike metal.


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BIZARRO MURPHY - Don't you mean... Bizarro'd out? MURPHY - Uh... Yes...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 16:52:14


At 12/27/07 02:31 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 12/27/07 02:17 PM, IrishGun wrote: DUN DUNDLEE DUN!!!

The bumping hero...IS BACK!
Thanks Ryan. :D

:|

However, I said I wasn't going to continue whining, so I shall ignore this.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 17:29:49


Thanks for mentioning that album. While I was deciding which CDs to order from Amazon, I ordered Fly By Night since it's Peart's debut and it's been almost a year since I last bought an album of Rush's (I only have 2112 and Moving Pictures right now).

no problem. its not as proggy as the later albums, but if you find you like it you'll probably enjoy caress of steel too, quite similar style but with some more complex songs.

Hey, that isn't nonsense. >:(

hah ok i take that back. moving pictures etc. are preety good but i still prefer 70's rush.
by the way im exploring black metal again just now. anyone reccomend me some...how can i describe it...weird atmospheric experimental black metal, along the lines of deathspell omega?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 17:35:13


On the topic of how a Metaller looks, I think this:

Music in all forms is something that is only relevant to ones ears (and maybe limbs in terms of dancing), not someones clothes.
Anyone who dresses to fit in with their preferred genres style, then they're just a trendy faggot and I don't agree with it.
If you like that style, fine, dressing how you want is the point. But if people only dress that way to fit in, then they deserve to be shot.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 19:26:35


At 12/26/07 11:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 12/26/07 11:06 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Blah!
I'm just saying.

it's ok. :)

So my freind let me borrow Dragon lord he also fucking bought me Dimmu Borgir Stormblast I bout shat myself when he did.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-27 19:56:47


On the topic of clothing: It really depends.. I walk around with some jeans and a bandshirt. and I have long hair. Some people dress like they're going to the most cvlt show of the decenium every day.

I want to start making a patch vest, though:p

on languages: I speak dutch and english fluently, and I can help myself in french and german. Of course, I know some words in a lot of languages, but not more than the "thank you's" or "hello's".


ceci n'est pas un blog.

(get it? It's a link to a blog.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 01:58:31


At 12/27/07 01:31 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This is very true. Contrary to the stereotype of metal-heads being dumb and obsessed with brutality and violence, many fans are actually pretty intelligent and normal. Like us.

Then bands like Marylin Manson, My Chemical Romance and Slipknot come by and it seems most of you are thrown back to the stone age.

"BAWW, THEY SUCK, BASEFF."

The sad truth is, there's always going to be at least 2 people in a group of five metalheads that hate everything that isn't metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 02:17:31


At 12/28/07 01:58 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: The sad truth is, there's always going to be at least 2 people in a group of five metalheads that hate everything that isn't metal.

I just hate everything that is played on stupid popular radio. Ya'know the 'Top 40' kind of nonsense.
Oh and False Metal =P

Anyway moving on to more important things. For some reason I can't seem to get onto Metal-Archives. It just keeps giving me "403 Forbidden. You don't have permission to access / on this server."

Anyone else getting this? Or just me?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 03:08:57


I've got a question that's been bothering me or the longest time, I just haven't bothered to post for the past..... however long it's been. But now that I've got nothing better to do at the moment...

What characteristics define metal? What makes metal metal?

Give me technical terms, even if I don't understand them. I want to know, musically, what makes the difference. I don't want answers like "the feel of it all" or shit like that. Is it the particular riffs? Something about the voice? What?

What separates metal from sub-genres like mallcore, metalcore and whatever other shit people come up with?

Seriously, I want to know.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 04:04:50


At 12/28/07 03:08 AM, OVlez wrote: What characteristics define metal? What makes metal metal?

I can define just about everything you want to know about what makes metal metal nowadays, but it would take too much time. See, in today's contemporary world, there's all types of heavy metal, and even those sub-genres have sub-genres under them. Hell, we even have some hybrid genres.

AND even some of those form dualities to create something completely off the charts.
There's just too many things too go into defining metal, that one could possibly write a whole book off it.

Now, if you would've asked that say, 15-20 years ago, it would've been a lot easier:
Heavy riff-age, steady tempo, a much more flamboyant feel compared to it's predecessor, Hard rock.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 05:37:18


At 12/28/07 02:17 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Anyone else getting this? Or just me?

Yep, I'm getting it too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 06:15:21


BEHOLDETH!

Sorgvind is over!

I simply cannot continue with a solo project, and I hope to never have another one again!

Ponos has returned!

METAL HELL FOREVER!!!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 08:12:32


Hello Ponos, you silly named man.

In addition, why was I not informed that this was out?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 08:20:41


At 12/28/07 08:12 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hello Ponos, you silly named man.

In addition, why was I not informed that this was out?

Because Demon Hunter is shit?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 08:25:22


At 12/28/07 08:20 AM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 12/28/07 08:12 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hello Ponos, you silly named man.

In addition, why was I not informed that this was out?
Because Demon Hunter is shit?

Apart from that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 08:42:15


At 12/28/07 08:25 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 12/28/07 08:20 AM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 12/28/07 08:12 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hello Ponos, you silly named man.

In addition, why was I not informed that this was out?
Because Demon Hunter is shit?
Apart from that.

Then it's because you're lazy and don't check the website/MA page of the bands you like often.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 09:25:12


At 12/28/07 08:20 AM, Metal-Command wrote: Demon Hunter is shit?

Not in my crappy opinion.

*sigh* I'm always the one to be different. :(

At 12/28/07 06:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: BEHOLDETH!

Sorgvind is over!

Welcome back hug?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 10:55:26


At 12/28/07 08:12 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hello Ponos, you silly named man.

:3

In addition, why was I not informed that this was out?

Maybe it's because i'm not kicking myself for not knowing that band. God, I thought when Metal-Command said Demon Hunter was shit he was talking about Dimmu Borgir.

Welcome back hug?

Yes. In the ass. With your fist.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 11:39:48


At 12/28/07 10:55 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 12/28/07 09:25 AM, IrishGun wrote: Welcome back hug?
Yes. In the ass. With your fist.

:(

Me no like anal rapage.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 12:13:30


At 12/28/07 11:39 AM, IrishGun wrote:
Me no like anal rapage.

Wowee, you really are a poop pusher aren't you?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 13:03:00


YES!
PenisClown's back!
A NEW AEON OF PENISY DARKNESS DESCENDS UPON THE HELL!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-28 13:04:20


At 12/28/07 01:03 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: YES!
PenisClown's back!
A NEW AEON OF PENISY DARKNESS DESCENDS UPON THE HELL!

That's was pretty much what I was goin' for.


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