At 12/17/07 05:14 PM, hotmayo wrote: Wow, you need to calm down. You guys are way too stressed. I don't think I'll post in this thread anymore

Please pick up your complementary 'Farewell and Good Fucking Riddance' mallcore albums on your way out.

Contents:

Slipknot-Slipknot
Bullet For My Valentine-Scream, Aim, Fire
KoRn-See You On the Other Side

this isnt happening PULVERIIIZED

THis is my last week at uni until January. So that means no more broadband. Which means I want to get as many albums as possible while I still can :).

I've decided I want all Death's albums, and Electric Wizard's debut.
And I want something by that band Sam goes on about a lot... begins with E, they're a folk band.... and one my Moonsorrow...

And anything else you'd think I'd like.

At 12/17/07 05:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:14 PM, hotmayo wrote:

Please pick up your complementary 'Farewell and Good Fucking Riddance' mallcore albums on your way out.

Contents:

Slipknot-Slipknot
Bullet For My Valentine-Scream, Aim, Fire
KoRn-See You On the Other Side

and then burn those in a fire and go to a store and buy some Testament, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Black Sabbath for starters

At 12/17/07 02:31 PM, hotmayo wrote: Hello everyone, I'm really starting to like metal every song I hear. I like Dimmu Borgir, Slipknot, Slayer; just to name a few. I hope its alright if I start posting hear : )

slipknot isn't considered metal here, and you need to list a total of ten bands to gain acceptance in here. Here's how it works:

1. You list 10 bands.
2. One of our leaders (The Horsemen) decide whether your list is acceptable or not
3. If judged acceptable, you post here. If not acceptable, pack your bags and leave.

At 12/17/07 06:45 PM, Nev wrote: And I want something by that band Sam goes on about a lot... begins with E, they're a folk band....

Equilibrium. A very good choice indeed.

and one my Moonsorrow...

Get Kivenkantaja.

And anything else you'd think I'd like.

I forget what your taste in metal is, so i'll just list some stuff i like

Arcturus - La Masquerade Infernale
Skyforger - Thunderforge (and if you want some great acoustic folk, get Zobena Dziesma)
Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part I: Red For Fire, An Icelandic Odyssey Part II: Black for Death, and Pills Against the Ageless Ills
Wintersun - Wintersun

At 12/17/07 08:18 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

and one my Moonsorrow...

Also get V: Havitetty. Probably not the best of their career, but a damn solid outing and two songs comprise 56 minutes. Its awesome.

At 12/17/07 08:23 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote: Also get V: Havitetty. Probably not the best of their career, but a damn solid outing and two songs comprise 56 minutes. Its awesome.

Oh yes, I have heard of this. All this talk of Moonsorrow makes me want to listen to them. So I will

PS my friend gave me Norther's "Mirror of Madness" and Kalmah's "The Black Waltz." Both are pretty good, i'd give Norther an 8 and Kalmah an 8.5.

Guys...
can anyone recommend me 2-3 Stratovarius albums?

im not going powerfag i swear =P

At 12/17/07 09:17 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Guys...
can anyone recommend me 2-3 Stratovarius albums?

im not going powerfag i swear =P

Also same thing, 2-3 for:
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
Kamelot
and HammerFall

For you see I do not have anytyhing by these artists... This whole time among your metal presence I' been secretly unenlightened by these Classic/Must have acts.

At 12/17/07 01:03 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote: And Nemesis Divina. Mother North is the best black metal song ever, IMO. Its perfect.

I don't own any other Sayricon albums, so I guess i'll look out for that one.

I didn't think it was that bad, though I don't know Cannibal Corpse that well.

No, it isn't that bad, just the worst for Cannibal Corpse.

I've always liked Slaughter. It isn't the best At The Gates album, but it is a good album in and of itself. Its no big deal.

It's good to know i'm not alone. That thing really grew on me.

I don't think its bad. What do you like?

Well, At The Gates, Cryptopsy, Cannibal Corpse, Demilich, Hypocrisy, Napalm Death... That's pretty much it.

If you continue to add valid points, make good conversation, and not be an asshole, then you're fine.

Well, thankyou.

Furthermore, I wouldn't put to much enthusiasm into a metal thread on a board that's meant for 13 year olds. I mean, I may be an oldfag (for this thread), but aside from the occasionally good conversation, I don't put much into this board. Its hard to, considering the maturity of the general crowd.

Makes sense.

its a message board for 13 year olds. Its no big deal. We like good input, so you're worth it in that perspective. Otherwise, don't worry about it.

Well, that's a good way to put it. Thanks.

At 12/17/07 02:05 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Fine then!

>:(

LAWL

At 12/17/07 02:15 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: umm....Just don't leave.

This would effect you in what way?

At 12/17/07 05:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Slipknot-Slipknot
Bullet For My Valentine-Scream, Aim, Fire
KoRn-See You On the Other Side

I'm interested in how you know the names of these albums Ryan.

At 12/17/07 08:18 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Arcturus - La Masquerade Infernale

also, the Sham Mirrors.

Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part I: Red For Fire, An Icelandic Odyssey Part II: Black for Death, and

How about just getting everything by them?

At 12/17/07 09:17 PM, Oppugnant wrote: can anyone recommend me 2-3 Stratovarius albums?

Episode
Visions
Destiny

At 12/17/07 09:20 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Blind Guardian

Somewhere Far Beyond
Nightfall in Middle Earth

At 12/17/07 09:20 PM, Oppugnant wrote:

Kamelot

Black Halo
Black Halo
Black Halo

And I'd reccomend a Hammerfall album, but I can't remember which is which because I don't have any of them, I don't listen to them that much, and all their albums look the same, so I can't even remember them by their covers.

At 12/17/07 09:25 PM, Sorgvind wrote: Demilich

That's the only death metal band I listen to. Although I have been listening to Gojira a bit.

At 12/17/07 09:25 PM, Sorgvind wrote: This would effect you in what way?

We'd be losing a decent poster, and that would suck.

At 12/17/07 09:42 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Lots of recommendations

Thanks! I'll get right on "purchasing" them as soon asI fix my other HDD up.

<3

At 12/17/07 05:14 PM, hotmayo wrote: Wow, you need to calm down. You guys are way too stressed. I don't think I'll post in this thread anymore

lol. Awww, you guys scared off the noob.

At 12/17/07 09:42 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: also, the Sham Mirrors.

How did I forget that one?

How about just getting everything by them?

Good idea!

ps could you maybe send me neonism, i tried to find it but I couldn't

At 12/17/07 09:20 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Also same thing, 2-3 for:
Kamelot

other then Black halo,
Karma
The Fourth Legacy
Epica
Ghost Opera

they are all really good in my opinion and i couldnt possibly put them into an order for you to get :P Also get the 2 Lost Horizon albums

At 12/17/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: So MA loses some authenticity points there.

I don't mind them adding some metalcore, but I hate how they accepted some garbage.

At 12/17/07 01:11 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Lucky fucking you.

I know. You've said about how much of an asshole your mum is when it comes to metal.

At 12/17/07 09:17 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Guys...
can anyone recommend me 2-3 Stratovarius albums?

Sadly, I only have one of their albums right now, which is Fourth Dimension. It's a good album and I would recommend that, but perhaps other Stratovarius albums are better than it.

im not going powerfag i swear =P

Who cares if you are one?

At 12/17/07 09:20 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Also same thing, 2-3 for:
Iced Earth

Something Wicked this way Comes and Burnt Offerings.

Blind Guardian

Imaginations, Nightfall and Battalions of Fear.

and HammerFall

Glory to the Brave.

At 12/17/07 09:25 PM, Sorgvind wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Slipknot-Slipknot
Bullet For My Valentine-Scream, Aim, Fire
KoRn-See You On the Other Side

I'm interested in how you know the names of these albums Ryan.

That's because he likes BFMV.

Perhaps one of the most entertaining interviews of a metal star you will see. Corpsegrinder gets interviewed and goes apeshit talking about his passion for World Of Warcraft. I think all the headbanging has made him retarded as well.

.

At 12/17/07 03:49 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:

At 12/17/07 03:01 PM, davaca wrote:
You know, there is a line to which you can go while making parodies of bands names. Once you cross that line, you're making fun of yourself as much as you make fun of the band.
I think you didn't just cross the line, you took a piss on it too.

Who the fuck are you?

Just another member, who secretly thinks this club is quite hilarious. You guys sometimes seem more obsesed with talking about what isn't metal then what is...

I demand we all talk about the new Anaal Nathrakh album. Anyone else heard it yet?

At 12/18/07 01:07 PM, davaca wrote:
Just another member, who secretly thinks this club is quite hilarious. You guys sometimes seem more obsesed with talking about what isn't metal then what is...

You're a member? Funny, I've never seen you post in here. Perhaps you'd like to enlighten us on your taste? I doubt you even know half the bands in here, and such inadequacy has lead to resentment on your part. Besides, why bother when you haven't contributed to a conversation in how long? I find it funny you seem intent on getting into something you're clearly not a part of, while making condescending "observations" about what goes on. I understand the maturity level is this club is generally low compared to your age and mine, and I sometimes have a hard time taking this club seriously as well. But if you have a problem with the conversation, you dictate it. Otherwise, continue to lurk.

At 12/18/07 01:33 PM, Spackerchip wrote: I demand we all talk about the new Anaal Nathrakh album. Anyone else heard it yet?

Its good shit. I can't remember if I brought it up before or not, but I liked it. Its more death metal than anything else now, IMO, and the clean vocals can get annoying at times. Overall, I think its a solid but not quite spectacular album. If you liked Echaton, you'll definitely enjoy it. (Reminder: this is coming from an oldfag whose favorite Nath album is the Codex Necro).

At 12/18/07 01:33 PM, Spackerchip wrote: I demand we all talk about the new Anaal Nathrakh album. Anyone else heard it yet?

*has it*

I hate how they always have more and more Clean singing, Made me look stupid when listening to them.

At 12/17/07 11:02 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

ps could you maybe send me neonism, i tried to find it but I couldn't

sure. I should be on AIM this evening or sometime tonight.

At 12/18/07 01:33 PM, Spackerchip wrote: I demand we all talk about the new Anaal Nathrakh album. Anyone else heard it yet?

That reminds me. I'm looking forward to the new Professor Fate album (Mick Kenney's electronic side project). There's a sample on the Myspace profile.

At 12/18/07 10:23 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 12/17/07 09:25 PM, Sorgvind wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Slipknot-Slipknot
Bullet For My Valentine-Scream, Aim, Fire
KoRn-See You On the Other Side

I'm interested in how you know the names of these albums Ryan.

That's because he likes BFMV.

That hurt me. A lot.

In actuality, I looked on Wikipedia.

Also, I'm in a tight spot because I forgot to do some homework. Afformentioned homework requires me to ask 4 people how they pray.

Now, as you are the only human beings I maintain any sort of contact with after about 7-ish, I have nowhere else to turn. (Except the Catholic Crew, but as I'm sure praying is a Protestant idea, screw that)

I'm going to go on a limb and assume most of you are atheists, so be thankful in that I've added an 'I don't pray' column.

If you help me, I shall bestow upon ye the secret of the 'Mandolin shred'.

Suckers.

Anyway, here goes, it works that you pick an option in the brackets in response to the question:

1. How often do you pray? (Everyday, sometimes, never, other)
2. When do you usually pray? (Morning-Evening, Anytime, Other, Never)
3. Where do you usually pray? (Home, Church, School, Other, I don't pray anywhere)
4. How do you pray? (Bow your head, Close your eyes, kneel, other, I don't pray)
5. Why do you pray? (Get closer to God, Thank God, Say sorry for Sins, some big word that I can't read because I've written essays shorter than that, Praise God, Others, No need to pray)

So, if you guys would help me (My RE teacher may be concerned about the people I talk with, but I don't really give a monkey's) that would be great.

I'll need your first name too.

And your credit card number.

At 12/18/07 02:25 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:

You're a member? Funny, I've never seen you post in here. Perhaps you'd like to enlighten us on your taste? I doubt you even know half the bands in here, and such inadequacy has lead to resentment on your part. Besides, why bother when you haven't contributed to a conversation in how long? I find it funny you seem intent on getting into something you're clearly not a part of, while making condescending "observations" about what goes on. I understand the maturity level is this club is generally low compared to your age and mine, and I sometimes have a hard time taking this club seriously as well. But if you have a problem with the conversation, you dictate it. Otherwise, continue to lurk.

I joined some time ago, probably around may or june. I kind of stopped comming here thanks to vacation (strangely, the internet is much less funn when you can go out every time you feel like it.) and recently, university. I believe I posted a "I'm back" message two days ago.
I also just kind of noticed that the childish habbit of giving crappy bands crappy names still hasn't died down yet, and wanted to respond to it.

But, just in case it makes you happy, I'll gladly act like I'm new and post 10 bands (you know, I might just not be tr00 enough...)
Lifelover
Herfst
Ancient rites
I
Kreator
My dying Bride
Tankard
Leng Tch'e
Sabaton
Sonata arctica
Rotting Christ
Nanowar
I think I can say I have a rather varied taste. Pretty much anything that's called metal, and quite a lot of music that's not (which is, for obvious reasons, not listed. I doubt 65days would get me "in" (again))
oh, and mate... don't think I don't know half the bands here. I'm would be the first one to admit my knowledge isn't that great, but you're not exactly talking about underground here.;)

Now that's cleared up, it's time for some conversation: what do you think about two guys kissing on stage, at a black/doom gig?
Because this pic came from a shining show, a week ago.
Yes, that Kvarforth
and yes, that's Maniac (Skitliv's touring with shining and hellsaw)
I don't really care that much myself, but I thought it was funny.

At 12/17/07 06:45 PM, Nev wrote:

And I want something by that band Sam goes on about a lot... begins with E, they're a folk band.... and one my Moonsorrow...

eeeeensifeerrruuumm.

Thats my post for the week.

At 12/17/07 08:18 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part I: Red For Fire, An Icelandic Odyssey Part II: Black for Death, and Pills Against the Ageless Ills

Haha... what the fuck is what?
The title is brilliant.

At 12/18/07 04:51 PM, Rokuro wrote: I can't really make any reccomendations as far as Death for you, Nev. Buuut I think you should try Dragonland out if you haven't already. Namely Holy War.

I didn't mean Death Metal :P. I meant Death the band :).
At the moment I'm into Power, Prog and Avant-Garde.
I'll try Dragonland if you give me an album recommendation.

At 12/18/07 04:56 PM, Nev wrote: I'll try Dragonland if you give me an album recommendation.

Oh, sorry... you did :).

At 12/18/07 03:34 PM, davaca wrote: I joined some time ago, probably around may or june. I kind of stopped comming here thanks to vacation (strangely, the internet is much less funn when you can go out every time you feel like it.) and recently, university. I believe I posted a "I'm back" message two days ago.

People come and go. I was absent for a year, came back because of GoatChrist, stayed because of the newbs. Though I think our opinions on the internet differ, especially now. I could go outside, but its damn near 20 degrees.

I also just kind of noticed that the childish habbit of giving crappy bands crappy names still hasn't died down yet, and wanted to respond to it.

You call it childish, I call it beating a dead horse. I was being tongue-in-cheek and I guess you missed it. Frankly, the names I used are very, very played out, but I always accept new ones if they're funny. And they pop up.

(you know, I might just not be tr00 enough...)

I don't listen to "troo" stuff often, in fact barely. I resent the culture some times because of the obsession with being more and more underground, however:

Lifelover

lawls at the band pic. These guys are serious. It may be an undercut to make fun of a band's image, but it was funny regardless. I personally don't listen to them.

Herfst

Never heard of them, but they are independent and without an LP. Troo kvlt indeed, well-played.

Ancient rites

Good stuff

I

Sorry, but yawn

Kreator

Not my favorite, still good

My dying Bride

Good

Tankard

Don't know them, not a Thrash fan

Leng Tch'e

Were good, going downhill IMO

Sabaton

Power metal isn't my thing either (ask the other members). Another lulzworthy band pic though.

Sonata arctica

see above, minus the lulzworthy

Rotting Christ

Excellent.

Nanowar

if its Manowar and you typo'd, then they are classic, even though I don't like them that much. I googled it just in case (I've been surprised before by one-letter-off band names) and apparently a Nanowar parody thing exists. If its them, IDK...

I think I can say I have a rather varied taste. Pretty much anything that's called metal, and quite a lot of music that's not.

I'd definitely say you're in, and its not like I listen to exclusively metal either. I just enjoy it the most.

oh, and mate... don't think I don't know half the bands here. I'm would be the first one to admit my knowledge isn't that great, but you're not exactly talking about underground here.;)

I know that. This isn't the Metal Archives board or even something worse than that. But your attitude leaves something to be desired. Its a little condescending, because this thread wasn't going to be and isn't going to be anything but what it is not. Its how I remember it when I was a newfag, just in reverse. Pertinent discussion is always welcome, but if you want more serious conversation, hit up another board. Not that I'm trying to push you out or anything, but what you see is what you get.

Because this pic came from a shining show, a week ago.
Yes, that Kvarforth
and yes, that's Maniac (Skitliv's touring with shining and hellsaw)
I don't really care that much myself, but I thought it was funny.