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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-16 21:56:06


my favorite bands ill list 4
1. static-x
2. powerman 5000 (when worlds colide)
3. dope
4. ummmm pantara

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-16 22:07:20


At 12/16/07 09:56 PM, HMBSAVAGE wrote:
4. ummmm pantara

Wow.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-16 22:07:50


At 12/16/07 08:28 PM, Nev wrote:

SUCK SATAN'S COCK!

3 some? D:

well.. I've almost finished my first Cannibel Corpse cd it's pretty fucking brutal. The album was KILL My sister was bitching about how much she hates the me.So I turned on make the suffer and blared her out.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-16 23:49:32


At 12/16/07 10:07 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 12/16/07 09:56 PM, HMBSAVAGE wrote:
4. ummmm pantara
Wow.

Seconded.

Also, GET IN LINE FOR SATAN'S COCK. THERE ARE MANY AHEAD OF YOU ALL (and me).

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-16 23:53:10


At 12/16/07 09:56 PM, HMBSAVAGE wrote: 4. ummmm pantara

OGM RIP DIME.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-16 23:55:13


Shit, I think I drank too much vodka for these past two nights. Now I can barely move, focus or concentrate on anything. My mouth especially feels funny. So I'm afraid Satan's cock might have to wait until tomorrow if it wants to get any sucking from me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 00:17:52


At 12/16/07 11:53 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: OGM RIP DIME.

RE

SPEKT

WALK

R U TALKIN 2 MEEEE!?!?!?!?oWRIASRJAO)SIJfms

lmao

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 00:32:29


At 12/16/07 10:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: well.. I've almost finished my first Cannibel Corpse cd it's pretty fucking brutal. The album was KILL My sister was bitching about how much she hates the me.So I turned on make the suffer and blared her out.

Whenever I hear one of my siblings or parents complain I usually turn what I'm listening to up for a few quick lulz :P

None of my family likes Metal =[


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 00:49:38


At 12/16/07 11:55 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Shit, I think I drank too much vodka for these past two nights. Now I can barely move, focus or concentrate on anything. My mouth especially feels funny. So I'm afraid Satan's cock might have to wait until tomorrow if it wants to get any sucking from me.

I laughed. You may be sick, dude. As much as I have drank (enough, let me assure you), and I can't remember anything like that every happening.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 02:14:00


Anyone ever connect these two before? Dico just kinda sounds like Tardy.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 03:09:54


At 12/16/07 04:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: For heavier prog check out Dream Theater and Shadow Gallery. Rise Against is punk and Saosin is again punk, thus not metal, thus we can't recommend stuff similar, sorry.

Dream Theater and Shadow Gallery aren't very heavy... not vocally or lyrically anyway.

Stuff like Gojira, Death, Opeth, Green Carnation would be better suggestions, surely :P.

Oh, and Shadow Gallery are really, really gay - lyrically :P.

At 12/16/07 10:28 PM, Rokuro wrote: It would burn my mouf :/

No one understands the Bill Hicks routine :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 09:23:31


the joker in the dark knight is pretty metal.

long hair , a cut smile , walking around in the streets with a machine gun , a shotgun , a bazooka , and a shitload of knives , laughing hysterically while a flaming car is coming right towards him , screaming " COME ON ! HIT ME !! while batman's driving in his motorcycle coming right towards him , standing there in a badass pose while he misses and does a 360 degree turn to face him , convencing his goons to kill eachother , killing the last remaining goon , put a grenade in a bank teller's mouth while he's lying on the floor in pain , and of course , doing a badass death metal growl while saying " why so serious ?"

there is NOTHING in the UNIVERSE that is more metal than that .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7e1OBzKB AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqWAxHtM vo

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 09:24:00


oh yeh i forgot to do this my last couple of posts but in reference to the game a few pages back my track was:

V:28 : The Absolute..... awesome :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 10:28:13


At 12/16/07 12:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 12/16/07 12:44 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Yeah I really don't see why I shouldn't be.
Because you were kicked out.

Uh-huh.

At 12/16/07 12:48 PM, BrAddErZ958 wrote: Or 9 if Bahamut is correct (Dragonforce)

They are metal. Kidd only said no to them because he despises them.

At 12/16/07 01:52 PM, Charon wrote: if it says no results it means that the users of that site dont consider it true metal and we probably wont either, hope that sorts you out :)

The exceptions there are Trivium and Underoath that are somehow accepted there.

At 12/17/07 12:32 AM, Oppugnant wrote: None of my family likes Metal =[

My dad likes some metal and so does my sister (she's only into DragonForce, Iron Maiden and Metallica right now, however). My mum, however, doesn't like it, but she doesn't act like an asshole by calling it satanic and such.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 10:52:16


Wow, Steve Souza from Exodus sounds a lot like Bobby Ellsworth from Overkill.

Also, I'm into Exodus now.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 11:50:24


At 12/16/07 03:19 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Also, I've realized for the first time ever,just how far Stuff like Satyricon, Dimmu borgir, and old man's child is from being black metal.

I Mean the basic factors aren't even there.

Except for Satyricon's Dark Medievil Times, you are correct.

But you are far from having good black metal taste.... :P

At 12/16/07 10:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: well.. I've almost finished my first Cannibel Corpse cd it's pretty fucking brutal. The album was KILL My sister was bitching about how much she hates the me.So I turned on make the suffer and blared her out.

Kill.

Worst. Cannibal Corpse. Ever.

Although I find it quite alright, just not great. I hated it at first though. The same thing happened to me with Slaughter of the Soul actually. Everyone hates that thing, but i like it now.

My death metal taste is bad maybe? Recommendations?

At 12/17/07 10:28 AM, Bahamut wrote: The exceptions there are Trivium and Underoath that are somehow accepted there.

MA's reasoning for that is if a band is more metal than -core it is accepted, which I find silly because any metal with -core just isn't metal for me.

So MA loses some authenticity points there.

At 12/17/07 10:52 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, I'm into Exodus now.

...... Little late? Bonded by Blood is like totally xxxhardxxxx man.

So uh, guys... Do you miss me? Like, actually care that I don't hang around here much anymore? Is anyone missing what I had to say about things? Can you be honest? I kinda feel like I was never really that close to you guys, even though I spent alot of time commenting on everyone's opinions for more than a year. I put alot of time into you guys... But did I get anything out of it?

Thoughts?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 12:30:10


At 12/17/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: Kill.
Worst. Cannibal Corpse. Ever.

Though Skull Full Of Maggots is a good song, I can sing the lyrics.

WARH WEH WAWAWEH ARGH WARHHGASHIAUDHAIUDISJFN

At 12/16/07 09:56 PM, HMBSAVAGE wrote: my favorite bands ill list 4
1. static-x

WTF

2. powerman 5000 (when worlds colide)

Not metal, but I still like them.

3. dope

Not metal. (or so I've heard)

4. ummmm pantara

Pantera* I hate so very much, but acceptable, yes.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 13:03:45


At 12/17/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: Except for Satyricon's Dark Medievil Times, you are correct.

And Nemesis Divina. Mother North is the best black metal song ever, IMO. Its perfect.

But you are far from having good black metal taste.... :PAgreed.
Worst. Cannibal Corpse. Ever.

I didn't think it was that bad, though I don't know Cannibal Corpse that well.

:The same thing happened to me with Slaughter of the Soul actually. Everyone hates that thing, but i like it now.
I've always liked Slaughter. It isn't the best At The Gates album, but it is a good album in and of itself. Its no big deal.

My death metal taste is bad maybe? Recommendations?

I don't think its bad. What do you like?


So uh, guys... Do you miss me? Like, actually care that I don't hang around here much anymore? Is anyone missing what I had to say about things? Can you be honest? I kinda feel like I was never really that close to you guys, even though I spent alot of time commenting on everyone's opinions for more than a year. I put alot of time into you guys... But did I get anything out of it?

Thoughts?

Your opinion is always valid. Unfortunately, the trouble-makers in here always seem to receive more attention, but that's simply because they want it. If you continue to add valid points, make good conversation, and not be an asshole, then you're fine. None of us are that close really, unless a few of you guys are geographically close. Mostly is the douche bags that congregate around each other and have really "close" relationships. I wouldn't worry about it. Furthermore, I wouldn't put to much enthusiasm into a metal thread on a board that's meant for 13 year olds. I mean, I may be an oldfag (for this thread), but aside from the occasionally good conversation, I don't put much into this board. Its hard to, considering the maturity of the general crowd. That's not to say you guys are assholes or that I'm elitist (I still post here, remember?), but take it for what its worth. A message board is not that big of a deal.

tl;dr: its a message board for 13 year olds. Its no big deal. We like good input, so you're worth it in that perspective. Otherwise, don't worry about it.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 13:11:22


At 12/17/07 10:28 AM, Bahamut wrote: My mum, however, doesn't like it, but she doesn't act like an asshole by calling it satanic and such.

Lucky fucking you.

Also, I started to cough/mildly vomit out a mix of phlegm and vomit while playing rugby. 'Twas most unpleasant.

Number two on the agenda, lol.

3. Wearing my DragonForce shirt to Friday because it's a non-uniform day.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:05:09


At 12/17/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote:

But you are far from having good black metal taste.... :P

Fine then!

>:(

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:10:59


At 12/17/07 02:05 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I'm a big fucking vindictive pussy who loves to chomp on cock

^^^^^

Really?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:15:58


At 12/17/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: So MA loses some authenticity points there.

Yeah, there's plenty of stuff on that site that doesn't belong.

At 12/17/07 10:52 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, I'm into Exodus now.
...... Little late?

yeah, yeah, I know.

But nobody else thinks Ellsworth and Souza sound a lot alike?

Thoughts?

umm....Just don't leave.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:19:33


Dudes, Kidd isn't that bad, leave him be.

Kidd, get the fuck out.

Also, can someone tell me what Mortification album 'Noah Was a Knower' is from?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:31:00


Hello everyone, I'm really starting to like metal every song I hear. I like Dimmu Borgir, Slipknot, Slayer; just to name a few. I hope its alright if I start posting hear : )


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:39:11


At 12/17/07 02:31 PM, hotmayo wrote: Dimmu Borgir( in the same list as) Slipknot

Does. Not. Compute.

DOES. NOT. FUCKING. COMPUTE.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 14:48:13


At 12/17/07 02:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Dudes, Kidd isn't that bad, leave him be.

1. I'm the only person that goes out of the way to fuck with him, so don't generalize. 2. Shut up newb, you're next in line. 3. I will illustrate how Demon Burger and slapnuts belongs in the same sentence: Slapnut sucks as much as Demon Burger, and Demon Burger is one set of pathetically lame masks away from being the next Slapnut. They are, IMO that bad, and haven't been good since the original Stormblast.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 15:01:11


At 12/17/07 02:48 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 12/17/07 02:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Dudes, Kidd isn't that bad, leave him be.
1. I'm the only person that goes out of the way to fuck with him, so don't generalize. 2. Shut up newb, you're next in line. 3. I will illustrate how Demon Burger and slapnuts belongs in the same sentence: Slapnut sucks as much as Demon Burger, and Demon Burger is one set of pathetically lame masks away from being the next Slapnut. They are, IMO that bad, and haven't been good since the original Stormblast.

You know, there is a line to which you can go while making parodies of bands names. Once you cross that line, you're making fun of yourself as much as you make fun of the band.
I think you didn't just cross the line, you took a piss on it too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 15:01:44


At 12/17/07 02:48 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 12/17/07 02:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Dudes, Kidd isn't that bad, leave him be.
1. I'm the only person that goes out of the way to fuck with him, so don't generalize.

Meh.

2. Shut up newb, you're next in line.

Did Bill die and have you take is place? Because as far as I remember you sure as fuck ain't a horseman.

And I'd like to see anyone find an excuse to kick me out.

3. I will illustrate how Demon Burger and slapnuts belongs in the same sentence: Slapnut sucks as much as Demon Burger, and Demon Burger is one set of pathetically lame masks away from being the next Slapnut. They are, IMO that bad, and haven't been good since the original Stormblast.

I know. But compared to Shitknot, Dick Blower are usually considered true metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 15:49:19


At 12/17/07 03:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: And I'd like to see anyone find an excuse to kick me out.

Who says I need a valid reason? Its not like I was being serious anyway (I wasn't, it was a bit of over-the-top semi-sarcasm [yay for hyphens]), despite the fact that you annoy me sometimes. Though I will admit lately you've been better, except when you're trying to make Kidd look OK. Not that I <3 Ghoul, but his opinion on Kidd is pretty much solid.


I know. But compared to Shitknot, Dick Blower are usually considered true metal.

That's correct. They still both suck, though. :P

At 12/17/07 03:01 PM, davaca wrote:
You know, there is a line to which you can go while making parodies of bands names. Once you cross that line, you're making fun of yourself as much as you make fun of the band.
I think you didn't just cross the line, you took a piss on it too.

Who the fuck are you?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-17 16:23:51


At 12/17/07 12:17 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/16/07 11:53 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: OGM RIP DIME.

RE

SPEKT

WALK

R U TALKIN 2 MEEEE!?!?!?!?oWRIASRJAO)SIJfms
lmao

I laughed too.


And just like that....he was gone...

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