Alright, enough now. I have a pretty good idea; everyone who wants to leave posts in here and I will politely ask a mod for the users' permanent removal from this club. We got a deal? Indeed, too much whining in here and if you faggots tend to cry me rivers, this is a working solution.

I agree with our veteran user Bruce that there is far too much faggotry in here and therefore things will change.

I'm more than just slightly ill and writing this costs me a lot of energy so don't trip on my balls.

At 12/4/07 06:07 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Alright, enough now. I have a pretty good idea; everyone who wants to leave posts in here and I will politely ask a mod for the users' permanent removal from this club. We got a deal? Indeed, too much whining in here and if you faggots tend to cry me rivers, this is a working solution.

sounds good to me, hope you get better soon, remember "lemsips" or what ever your equivalent is are life savers :P

also those that were interested in Gigantic brain, here is a link to his myspace, however i dont think its for everyone really LINKY

also last night i made an awesome discovery, i finally found the against the plague album i have been trawling the internet for, since its release. its the new band of Wojtek Lisicki (lost horizon's guitarist) and couple of members from Forest of Impaled. Here is their MA page (which i submitted to MA how cool does that make me :P) link again

*ignores all the whining bullshit*

At 12/3/07 05:27 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: FFS the whole purpose of the club is to talk about...METAL, not to spam.

Exactly! I came here to talk about metal and to discover new bands. If I wanted to spam, I'll go somewhere else to do that.

At 12/3/07 09:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/3/07 01:18 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: Well, I am really starting to get into Folk Metal recently and need suggestions besides Tyr and Korpiklaani

Finntroll
Myrkgrav

I second these recommendations too. I listened to them over the weekend and damn, they are awesome. I'm a bit addicted to Trollhammeren right now and I can't believe I didn't bother to check out Finntroll until recently. :(

At 12/4/07 09:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: *ignores all the whining bullshit*

Good for you. You are a better man than I. (not sarcasmzszszsz - I hate having to write that)

I'm a bit addicted to Trollhammeren right now and I can't believe I didn't bother to check out Finntroll until recently. :(

I bought Nattfodd almost exclusively for that song. The rest of the album is good, but that song is damn infectious. I wonder what the push towards folk/viking metal in here came from? Its not a trend amongst the other metal boards I frequent.

At 12/3/07 10:44 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Haven't seen these suggested yet.

Alkonost

Shit, I knew I forgot something. Alkonost is great.

At 12/3/07 10:50 PM, cornbin wrote:

help plox?

I look at their metal-archives profiles and follow the links to their myspaces (or fan myspaces). I also put in their names on Pandora. Sometimes they're there, sometimes not. And sometimes they have mp3s on progarchives.com. I also check out their official websites to see if they have any free mp3s.

At 12/4/07 09:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: I second these recommendations too. I listened to them over the weekend and damn, they are awesome.

If you managed to get a Myrkgrav album, pleeeaase AIM me.

At 12/3/07 10:50 PM, cornbin wrote:

help plox?

youtube can be pretty good. 'cept if the bands really obscure you might only get a few shitty live recordings at best.

At 12/4/07 12:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: If you managed to get a Myrkgrav album, pleeeaase AIM me.

check you pm's :P and today i caved and got a paracocci album (MA search them) ive been holding off getting them for awhile as they seem to be a bit shit but time will tell, and i also got prophecies of pagan fire by Enthroned as i am filling out my samples (any sample tracks i have im getting the albums to go with them)

At 12/4/07 06:07 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Alright, enough now. I have a pretty good idea; everyone who wants to leave posts in here and I will politely ask a mod for the users' permanent removal from this club. We got a deal? Indeed, too much whining in here and if you faggots tend to cry me rivers, this is a working solution.

I agree with our veteran user Bruce that there is far too much faggotry in here and therefore things will change.

I'm more than just slightly ill and writing this costs me a lot of energy so don't trip on my balls.

I'm not saying I was leaving, I said I might've been. I was in a bad mood at the time and was upset. It didn't feel the same for some reason. I'm sorry if I'm 'being a whiney bitch' or being 'a complaining newfag'. You can all just get a mod after me if you all hate me that much.

I have something to ask you all.
Is there anything worse than finding out that the girl you're after is a lesbian?

I doubt it.
"sigh" God i'm depressed.

At 12/3/07 09:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/3/07 02:43 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: And thank you very much for recommending a bunch of filthy Viking metal bands to him.

You're almost as bad as Kidd.

I was hoping for 'worse than Kidd' but that's alright.

At 12/4/07 01:44 PM, Charon wrote:

At 12/4/07 12:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: If you managed to get a Myrkgrav album, pleeeaase AIM me.

check you pm's :P

supercoolawesomepants

At 12/4/07 01:47 PM, IrishGun wrote: I'm not saying I was leaving, I said I might've been.

I don't fucking care. Shit is shit.

You can all just get a mod after me if you all hate me that much.

Do you really think i hate you? Haha, wow, you must have absolutely no self-confidence.

I hate my internet.
But I do like Arcturus :).

At 12/4/07 02:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Is there anything worse than finding out that the girl you're after is a lesbian?

urm, she could hate you, laugh in your face, cheat on you if you did go out, or she became lesbian after you two started going out.... a whole list of things that would be worse

At 12/4/07 02:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: supercoolawesomepants

I aim to please :P

At 12/4/07 02:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have something to ask you all.
Is there anything worse than finding out that the girl you're after is a lesbian?

You're twelve or thirteen or whatever. She is likely your age, correct? She doesn't know shit about her own sexuality. Girls are fucked up at that age, or at least I remember them being so. Move on, but if you run into her again in a couple of years, I bet things would have changed. Girls are NOT the end of the world.

GChrist for the win. Nice new avatar BTW, <insert Altered Beast's "POWER UP" here>
On an Opeth kick lately. Sue me. Its a change from teh BR00TALITY I've been listening to lately. You guys listen to too much folk metal anyway :p. I do like Moonsorrow though. V:Haveitty or WTF is up for album of teh yearz.

At 12/4/07 03:29 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:

At 12/4/07 02:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have something to ask you all.
Is there anything worse than finding out that the girl you're after is a lesbian?

Reassuring wall of text

Thanks man.

Anyway, anyone know any bands that use a harpsichord? I'm really liking its sound after listening to Haunted Castle Serenade.

At 12/4/07 03:38 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Anyway, anyone know any bands that use a harpsichord?

Children of Bodom bum them to death I believe.

At 12/4/07 02:54 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

you must have absolutely no self-confidence.

That is true.

Also, is there anything worse than hearing your brother say "What's wrong with Metalcore?"?

I doubt it.
*sigh* God I'm depressed.

=P

Ryan, convince the lesbian she's bisexual. Be very persuasive and it just might work.

At 12/4/07 05:19 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ryan, convince the lesbian she's bisexual. Be very persuasive and it just might work.

You've done this before ;).

At 12/4/07 02:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have something to ask you all.
Is there anything worse than finding out that the girl you're after is a lesbian?

I doubt it.
"sigh" God i'm depressed.

Now now, could be MUCH worse.
And just so you know lesbians do still like guys a bit. Just bring out that part of her and her girlfreind and hell you might be able to get a little three way action. Oh YEAH BABY!

At 12/4/07 03:52 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 12/4/07 02:54 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

Also, is there anything worse than hearing your brother say "What's wrong with Metalcore?"?

Yes, he could have said, "What's wrong with rap?"

At 12/4/07 05:52 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: Yes, he could have said, "What's wrong with rap?"

Or "Ever thought about incest?".

At 12/4/07 05:28 PM, Nev wrote:

At 12/4/07 05:19 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ryan, convince the lesbian she's bisexual. Be very persuasive and it just might work.

You've done this before ;).

All I'm going to say is: :D

Boyfriend bought me a gwar ticket for my birthday, which we went to yesterday.
It was lots of fun, but I almost got into a bad fight with another girl in the crowd.

She was a really violent mosher, and had this natted up bleached tangly hair, which got REALLY stuck in my nose ring. like, she moved in the slightest, my head went with it, and it just wouldnt let go. and she was all kinds of ready to jump back in and I was pretty convinced the piercing wasnt going to let go. So I grabbed her pony tail and ripped out my hair from it.

All she knew I guess was that Iwas pulling her head back from the ponytail, and flipped the fuck out all kinds. threatening, swinging, etc.. It was almost futile to scream the situation, and she was pissing me off. But my boyfriend decided to break us up and take the girl. Iunno if he said something, but I think she turned and saw me grabbing my nose and realised the piercing, and apologized for a whole song and felt so bad she left the front to avoid me.

Funniest thing to, the first opening band (ubber shite), the singer threw a mic with the stand at some guys head. we went out of a smoke later and saw the guy with an inch protruding bump from his head. HAd to leave in the ambulance and everything.

Also, 3 Inches of Blood singer = do no match image and voice. he is this super 80s thrash looking older guy, almost like a zakk wylde, and pulls off some high pitch epic singing. It was creepy.

Other than that, it was a fun silly show. But I really hated the crowed. The moshing just wasnt right. it had no etiquette or brotherhoody-ness to it. it was just retarded choas.

Do any of you guys listen to ...And Oceans, by chance?

At 12/4/07 07:01 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

I'm sorta late, but happy birthday anyways :D

Also, 3 Inches of Blood singer = do no match image and voice. he is this super 80s thrash looking older guy, almost like a zakk wylde, and pulls off some high pitch epic singing. It was creepy.

My friend pointed this out to me once, many a laugh was had.

Other than that, it was a fun silly show. But I really hated the crowed. The moshing just wasnt right. it had no etiquette or brotherhoody-ness to it. it was just retarded choas.

Well, you know how those GWAR fans are.

I JEST

At 12/4/07 07:20 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Do any of you guys listen to ...And Oceans, by chance?

Dont know 'em

At 12/4/07 07:01 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

I'm sorta late, but happy birthday anyways :D

Thanks :)

Other than that, it was a fun silly show. But I really hated the crowed. The moshing just wasnt right. it had no etiquette or brotherhoody-ness to it. it was just retarded choas.

Well, you know how those GWAR fans are.

I JEST

I think it was the other bands fans they pulled in. or at least that first one, since there were like emo looking kids about.
When iw as right infront where the bars were tho. At some point i got shoved back and my boyfriends chin is exactly where the top of my head starts, and we slammed into each other. It killed for a good 10 mins, i checked if he was ok, cause it was a deadly blow, but when i saw he was perfectly ok, I was all grumpy and pissed my head was so badly hit by his stupid pointy skinny chin. I got myself a pretty nasty bump there still.

And I lectured him after the show that I hated him trying to protect me from people. I felt kinda like a bitch, but I make FUN of those boyfriends and shit :(
Cause they are the worst at shows. He wasnt that bad, but it made me feel less metal. But he was a darling either way, and the first time i got to see him look super metal himself.

And he did save me from a random fight from a crazed chick. so that helped.

At 12/4/07 07:01 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Boyfriend bought me a gwar ticket for my birthday, which we went to yesterday.
It was lots of fun, but I almost got into a bad fight with another girl in the crowd.

I don't know when your birthday was... but Happy Birthday for next year :).

If you want, I'll satify your sexual needs, if you're boyfriend isn't pulling his weight.
My treat :).

OMG GUISE IM SO SORRY. PLZ LET BAK IN. I DIDN'T SAY I WAS LEAVING 4 SURE. PLZ FORGIVE ME. I R HAZ GROWD UP AND NOW AM READY TO PUT ON A FAKE METAL PERSONA ON THE INTERNETS. PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZP LZPLZPLZPLZ D:

At 12/4/07 07:59 PM, omfgItsZoidy wrote: OMG GUISE IM SO SORRY. PLZ LET BAK IN. I DIDN'T SAY I WAS LEAVING 4 SURE. PLZ FORGIVE ME. I R HAZ GROWD UP AND NOW AM READY TO PUT ON A FAKE METAL PERSONA ON THE INTERNETS. PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZP LZPLZPLZPLZ D:

Jesus, if there is a trait that all of you guys have, it's the illusion of being funny.

You said you left, so go away.