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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 00:04:08


At 11/24/07 11:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Kyle, there really is nothing to do except learn from your mistakes and movie on.

I've already tried that, it didn't work. I can't stand not thinking of her for so long and then my mind floods.
I hate myself so much right now, I think I might get off.

If in the event I do decide to do some stupid shit, I love you guys, and stay metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 00:07:57


kyle, i'm really sorry about your ex. Girls kind of suck when you're not dating them, i'd say just move on the best you can. There's a Baha'i quote my friend often tells me:

"This too shall pass."

It's very true, though: every problem ends at one time or another. If you got one girlfriend, you can get another. Think positive: you've done better than I, i've never had a girlfriend longer than 3 weeks. I have terrible luck with women, despite relatively good looks and a good personality. They all just want to be my friends, never a girl. So i'm envious of you.

Good luck.

At 11/24/07 11:36 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: How was your trip to nowhere?

it was fun. i got three Solefald albums (Red For Fire, Black For Death and Pills for the Ageless Ills) to listen to and my favourite band's new album. Excellent stuff all of it, i've really fallen in love for Solefald.

i went to Palm Springs/Palm Desert, in case you were wondering.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 00:38:15


The picspam stops here. The next person who picspams is getting banned. And yes, I am that petty. Seriously, if you don't want to post something at least semi-relevant, don't post. Is it that hard to NOT post?

Kidd, the only reason I'm holding back on kicking you out is because I don't have consensus among Idio and GC because they're never online. And precisely because they're never online, and Bill's away, hear me out Kidd: I don't hate you. You're an annoying shit, you don't listen to your elders, you never actually post anything productive, you just treat the metal hell like the general forum. I'm going to say this one final time, and if any other horseman disagrees with me, then they can reinstate you, but due to the fact that you seem to have the reverse midas touch (everything you come in contact with turns to shit), you're ouuuuuuutaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeeere!

Also, if anybody wants to share the fate of Kidd, go ahead. Keep on picture spamming. Right now I'm fed up with all the newfaggotry in the metal hell, and I have no sympathy for all the picture spam. Picture spam in the general forum, or, if you're too retarded for that, join me in 7chan and picture spam /b/. I guarantee nobody will care.

PS Kidd, I hope you enjoy your exile in the *chans.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 00:43:20


At 11/24/07 10:54 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 11/24/07 10:26 PM, 0peth wrote: So we meet again, Optimist Prime.
That's the first time I've ever been called that.

I made it up.


Time to get into Beseech then.
I'll admit that Lotta Höglin is pretty hot, but I've seen better looking women.

As metal vocalists?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 00:44:51


Also, new song

My high pitched singing is still a bit undeveloped, but I practice a lot and it should get better.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 01:37:38


new discoveries:

Umbra Nihil
Aarni

At 11/25/07 12:07 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Red For Fire, Black For Death and Pills Against the Ageless Ills

I could have sent you those. I have all of their albums (thanks to Ghoul).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 09:28:54


At 11/24/07 08:24 PM, 0peth wrote: Indeed, your nose isn't as unsightly.

I dunno... my nose is pretty large...

At 11/24/07 11:42 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: You guys, I don't know what to do, I feel like total shit. I'm sitting here listening to fucking Slayer and I'm hurt.
What the fuck do I do, man?

I almost had a scenario like that myself the other day. Except it was more of a 'this relationship is hard and I'm unhappy in it'.
I had to spend an entire day waiting for a text that would say whether or not my girlfriend wanted to break up with me or not... but she didn't and hopefully we are on the mend.

But I can sorta relate... I spent most of that day crying in helplessness on the floor on my bathroom.

I don't believe it myself, but maybe I would if I had to, that there are more fish in the sea.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 11:38:53


At 11/25/07 12:38 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: The picspam stops here. The next person who picspams is getting banned. And yes, I am that petty. Seriously, if you don't want to post something at least semi-relevant, don't post. Is it that hard to NOT post?

I agree wholeheartedly. Another pic spam extravaganza and you're out. That's final.


Kidd, the only reason I'm holding back on kicking you out is because I don't have consensus among Idio and GC because they're never online. And precisely because they're never online, and Bill's away, hear me out Kidd: I don't hate you. You're an annoying shit, you don't listen to your elders, you never actually post anything productive, you just treat the metal hell like the general forum. I'm going to say this one final time, and if any other horseman disagrees with me, then they can reinstate you, but due to the fact that you seem to have the reverse midas touch (everything you come in contact with turns to shit), you're ouuuuuuutaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeeere!

Agreed. Do we need a majority or another horseman to agree with you? We still have kinks to work out.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 12:11:07


Just.fucking.great.

Our PC has broken down, which means there is hardly anything to do. And my MP3 is out of battery, and since we have no PC, I cannot charge it. Everything has been sucking recently. Overall, my annoyance levels get a 10/10.

I find it funny that I'll still be posting here without even listening to metal, since I don't have anything to play it on. Sure, we have Cd players, but my Mum'll most likely here it and make an hour-long rant.

...

...

...

I'm so very pissed.


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 12:11:40


At 11/25/07 11:38 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
and if any other horseman disagrees with me, then they can reinstate you, but due to the fact that you seem to have the reverse midas touch (everything you come in contact with turns to shit), you're ouuuuuuutaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
Agreed. Do we need a majority or another horseman to agree with you? We still have kinks to work out.

Jesus goddamn motherfucking tits and ass of Christ. You can't kick him out, he does do shit productive. Fuck, he's the one who turned me on to folk metal and gave me really good bands, at that.I don't have much more to say, other than he's a really good guy, you guys may not like him, but others do.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 12:21:42


Oh, and about last night. I'm sorry about that, I didn't expect that cunt to message me back whenever she felt like it, and I was done with her, but she dug up past shit and made me feel like a douche, seeing as there was more than just THAT conversation going on.
Yeah, so I just wanted to apologize for that spamming bullshit. :/
And thanks for being there, you guys. It really did help.

Also, 24 posts 'till 4k.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 12:53:00


At 11/25/07 12:11 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Fuck, he's the one who turned me on to folk metal and gave me really good bands, at that.

Other people can give you a list of good folk metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 13:01:24


At 11/25/07 12:53 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/25/07 12:11 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Fuck, he's the one who turned me on to folk metal and gave me really good bands, at that.
Other people can give you a list of good folk metal.

You fucking idiot, they didn't. He did. No one liked me back then, everyone was like "OMGZ HE DUNT LISTUN 2 METALZ HE R NOT 1 OF USSSZZZ". He gave me bands to start me off, and that means something to me.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 13:47:36


At 11/25/07 01:01 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:
At 11/25/07 12:53 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/25/07 12:11 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Fuck, he's the one who turned me on to folk metal and gave me really good bands, at that.
Other people can give you a list of good folk metal.
You fucking idiot, they didn't. He did. No one liked me back then, everyone was like "OMGZ HE DUNT LISTUN 2 METALZ HE R NOT 1 OF USSSZZZ". He gave me bands to start me off, and that means something to me.

Yeah, but he's turned into a complete douche. I liked him at first as well (right after I got out of the looney bin), but he became a arrogant douche with jokes that aren't funny and repeatedly tried to butt horns with the horsemen. He hasn't contributed anything in a long while, and nowadays seems to do nothing except cause drama and picspam. So he must go.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 16:05:34


At 11/25/07 01:47 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Yeah, but he's turned into a complete douche. I liked him at first as well (right after I got out of the looney bin), but he became a arrogant douche with jokes that aren't funny and repeatedly tried to butt horns with the horsemen. He hasn't contributed anything in a long while, and nowadays seems to do nothing except cause drama and picspam. So he must go.

Internet drama is fun. I liek kiddi. Whenever someone asks for black/folk metal suggestions he answers. What exactly do you contribute to the hell other then whining about your butthurt and posting links to yngwee videos?


<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 16:59:38


At 4/16/04 07:03 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 4/16/04 06:55 PM, Torture_Lock wrote: stuff
Nobody hates you here, "OMG LOOK THE GUY LISTENS TO NU METAL OMG"
I don't care, you like Metal, it's okay, you even like some really heavy stuff, GOOD!
So, nobody should spread the hatred.

This made me laugh so hard. I'm still laughing a little.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 17:16:35


Whoever posted that woman a few pages back should be aware that this is NOT THE BESEECH SINGER.

THIS is the Beseech singer:

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 17:36:07


At 11/25/07 05:16 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Whoever posted that woman a few pages back should be aware that this is NOT THE BESEECH SINGER.

THIS is the Beseech singer:

I did, and they're the same person, no?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 17:45:19


At 11/25/07 05:36 PM, 0peth wrote: I did, and they're the same person, no?

I've been listening to the band for a long time and I highly doubt that those are the same people. This woman has ALWAYS been blonde in the band. Maybe it's their ex-singer (pre 2000)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 18:13:32


I've been away for the past three days and don't care what I missed. Drama is drama is nothing new. Got turned on to some decent metal though, and I got a bunch of books. Meh.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 21:10:13


At 11/25/07 01:47 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Yeah, but he's turned into a complete douche. I liked him at first as well (right after I got out of the looney bin), but he became a arrogant douche with jokes that aren't funny and repeatedly tried to butt horns with the horsemen. He hasn't contributed anything in a long while, and nowadays seems to do nothing except cause drama and picspam. So he must go.

I have to disagree, I'm too lazy to know which exact page it is but check the last five or six back and he actually talked about some new Cradle of Filth song. That's somewhat contributing, even if YOU don't see it as. You're a horseman, am I right? 'Kay, just 'cause you're a horseman doesn't give you the right to say when he contributes or when he doesn't, especially if others do (I for one have seen him contribute alot since I started getting serious into the Hell).

Don't get me wrong, he does pic spam way too much, but hell, I do too, but that won't stop me from contributing my share. Also, remember why I joined the Hell, so I could get in depth with metal. He helped me with that, so I'm pissed you'd kick him out. I think you should just wait until you've all come to a consensus on whether to keep or kick him out.

C'mon, just give him another chance or two. He's kewl. :[

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 21:28:10


Kyle, we've given him several chances.

I'm willing to give MAYBE one more, but I know for a fact Ghoul is fed up.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 21:33:09


At 11/25/07 05:45 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 11/25/07 05:36 PM, 0peth wrote: I did, and they're the same person, no?
I've been listening to the band for a long time and I highly doubt that those are the same people. This woman has ALWAYS been blonde in the band. Maybe it's their ex-singer (pre 2000)

Really? I looked up Lotta Hoglin.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 22:08:41


At 11/25/07 01:01 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: You fucking idiot
No one liked me back then

I wonder why....


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 22:13:27


Hey Sense-Offender, do you like Ulver's BM days or their later work, like Perdition City?

Also, if you haven't already: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8FLQhZz5AnM


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-25 22:36:01


At 11/25/07 10:13 PM, 0peth wrote: Hey Sense-Offender, do you like Ulver's BM days or their later work, like Perdition City?

later work. love it. Although I did like some of the older stuff I heard like "I Troldskog Faren Vild". Does the rest of Bergtatt sound like that? I also liked "Østenfor Sol Og Vestenfor Maane" from Kveldssanger. So far, I hated everything I heard on Nattens Madrigal. I use part of the album cover as my AIM icon, though. I think I'd like Kveldssanger. That's a pure folk music album, right?

Also, if you haven't already: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8FLQhZz5AnM

Ghoul sent me that album. good stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-26 00:44:45


I need some recommendations for some Brutal Death Metal


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-26 02:40:55


HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!

Burzum - War

Bullet for my Valentine - Hand of Blood

THOSE FAGGOTS STOLE THE MAIN RIFF FROM WAR!!!!!! >:(((((((((((((

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-26 02:42:28


I can't remember if someone suggested them or said something about them or what but I got the sudden urge to check out Jesu the other day and I listened to the song Conqueror and was blown away. I'm loving them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-26 07:00:01


At 11/25/07 05:16 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Whoever posted that woman a few pages back should be aware that this is NOT THE BESEECH SINGER.

THIS is the Beseech singer:

She looks good... then you actually take her face in and its like 'urggh'.

Anyone read any good books lately?


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