Checked out your posts and they're not exactly quality. Good that you at least make your own images for 'pwnage', but I always found it slightly lame anyway.

The requirement for getting into the Mafia is to have at least 50 quality posts, and of course we have to like you too. Stick around and we can help you learn how to post intelligently, as long as you're willing to cooperate. : )

thanks for taking the time...

I make graphics and animations...I don't worry about making myself look good in posts.

Postoholic...nice alias but I think it's apparent that I make flash, I am a flashoholic, not a "postoholic" I never saw your alias

and MOB is short for mafia

btw I mainly post images, these are all in image topics, that is why there is a baby flicking you off, I find rare pictures that many on NG can't find.

If posts are important, I guess you guys are validating the person's intel, well I am about to be published in a poetry book, so if I type fast, or make a small mistake on a post, it is because I don't worry about such petty things. Please don't get me wrong, this is a really good way to get to know if people are worthy, but there is more to it...like flash & alt accounts

hope this clears things up

At 1/10/06 08:30 PM, flashoholic wrote: ...

Thats nice and all, about how you dont like reviewing your posts, but trust me if you want to make it to this mafia then you better start doing so.
I think your posts are not that bad, i see a few one liners, so stick around and we will see what your like.
;)

At 1/10/06 08:34 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:

At 1/10/06 08:30 PM, flashoholic wrote: ...

Thats nice and all, about how you dont like reviewing your posts, but trust me if you want to make it to this mafia then you better start doing so.
I think your posts are not that bad, i see a few one liners, so stick around and we will see what your like.
;)

yeah...good point, should have reviewed some of those,

I like the idea of the NG mafia coming up again, I didn't expect to be accepted, but I do want to offer custom images to make hits for you guys,

I will check this post as much as possible, but feel free to IM

I like that sig speedy, good art

At 1/10/06 08:30 PM, flashoholic wrote: hope this clears things up

You know, suddenly I rather like you.
XD

I'm sorry for the rather brash comments I made earlier about you - exams are getting in my way, and it's beggining to get to me.

This post shows that you do have quite a mind up there - just you usually post in the uber cool picture thread. Next time I should do a bit more research before I post insulting someone, hm?

But again, my opinion means nothing. :P

At 1/10/06 08:45 PM, Nomader wrote:

I'm sorry for the rather brash comments I made earlier about you - exams are getting in my way, and it's beggining to get to me.

no worries, I am hardly insulted...this topic belongs to you guys, so I will respect that

I must say, this is one of few crews or clubs that knows how to handle things.

NG mafia checks posts, creates dialog with potentail members, and has a good level of respect, this is a good crew...or should I say "family".

At 1/10/06 09:31 PM, flashoholic wrote:

:: I must say, this is one of few crews or clubs that knows how to handle things.

Yup, thats what we do the best. I think that this crew is a good example for other crews to follow.
We always have to do good background checks for all the members who want to join, and everything is completely organized.

organization is not a thing you can find here alot of the times fights break out and no one is there to say stop it or anything but i haven't seen a fight here! Yet that is

At 1/9/06 10:22 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:

At 1/9/06 09:46 PM, BlunderJoe wrote: I guess I could go the scientist route.

We would love for you to join the science departement.
Triv. maybe i can take him under my wing like you did for me when i first joined?

If his first choice is Demolitions, then he's probably more interested in working in the weapons department. Regus is already the weapons specialist, so he might be a better choice to train a weapons technician.
I suppose that my previous sentence implies a new subdivision, so I think I'll go ahead and update the org chart:
Science Division:
Caporegima = mr_trivia
Lieutenant = Speedy1234
Sgarrista of Weapons department = Regus_Mk_IV
Sgarrista of Armor department = Open Slot
Sgarrista of Vehicle department = Open Slot
Sgarrista of Gadget department = Open Slot
Soldati/Jack of All Trades = Open Slot(s)
Weapon Technician(s) = Open Slot(s)
Armor Technician(s) = Open Slot(s)
Vehicle Technician(s) = Open Slot(s)
Gadget Technician(s) = Open Slot(s)

ok i have 151 posts can i join the NG Mafia now

At 1/10/06 11:15 PM, sovietspy47 wrote: ok i have 151 posts can i join the NG Mafia now

I hate doing this to people...:

Public Enemy anyone
Less than Jake is kinda crappy
Local bands are some of the best bands
i wonder how they came up with Spam
i'm trying to join Socialist Action or the Socialist Party USA
its all just a publicity stunt thats why celebs join it
i wonder if i can double post
Its hard to find anyone who can play trumpet
or u can just tell a neo to kick his ass a lot less effort
someone outta kick his ass H.R.'s that is
i would like to join
there are bands more punk than Dead Kennedys like the exploited and the virus
i've only been to local ska shows
anyone listen to Oi!
Vladamire Lenon
you can never be too young for a mohawk
i believe your retarded
must be fetish
Just because he can do all that dosent make him cool this whole topic is stupid
eh nuthin special has any1 seen Boyz in da hood
any people from Illnois if yes then u probebly know the kick ass crust ska band Evil Empire
personally tall girls creep me out thats why every1 i go out with is much shorter than me i like to feel like a man
yea they're so though and hXc that they wear make up lol
i do i just dont know wat happens
speaking of the ska crew i cant find it in the forum lists
its funny because the ska crew is all here
i don't even think i'm in any of the clubs i post in
AQQUABATS ARE AWSOME CAN I JOin
the Cathlics already have America thats how we got republicans
yea and peoople wonder why i'm always pissed and am mean to US vets
i never really swallwed everything in history class after i learn something about modren politics i go on the internet to clarify it
you can never have too many members
i love that icon lol where'd you get it
Who here knows the band Endless Struggle
they're not stupid they're just brave and have the balls to die for what they beilieve in
no one employees the homeless the government only implyees the rich or excutive class people
i was also born in the USSR i have Soviet paraphnilia all over the place
i may be a socialist but i still wish to join
my parents hate everything i listen to
i love haravest moon is a classic just like Mario can i join
go fuck an alter boy
am i even a member if not can i join
One i fucking hate Mtv its almost worse than organized religion two i'm agnostic and i'm not part of any religion because i'm stronge and i can think for my self
Fuck Off Chathlics keep lying to your people you can stick crosses up ur asses
i would like to join i've been watching them ever since i was 5
the name is self explanitory i hate mtv i think mainstream bands are annoying and over rated and mtv just tells you what to be
What do you mean flappy
You know you love porn
there isent much to talk about here now is there......................
all games are good but puzzle games and rpgs get boring
That was a good show
good job comrad
I am a Socialist
eh there might be good 50s ska bands but i havent heard any i liked
50s ska sucked though
wow i thought i was the only one who plays adventure quest
ska is like a mix of raggae and punk kinda
Satanism is a Phlosphy just like some forms of Buddihism
it looks like punx try too hard
Did you guys notice a shows that punx and ska kids skank diffrently
BLACKHAWKS REPRESeNTEN

That's about eighty-two or so of your posts, down the drain. You need posts that aren't one-liners, good quality, and aren't just randomly blurted out 1 1/2 liners.

To join here, you need to have good posts... if I could find that in ten minutes, God knows if what I'd find if I spent another five...

So, you need fifty intelligent posts to get in. I dare you to get one hundred and fifty to prove me wrong.

By the way, I'm a reverent Catholic - I'm not taking so kindly to your comments, such as: Fuck Off Chathlics keep lying to your people you can stick crosses up ur asses - please, if you have a problem with a religion, can't you take it to hatemail? I find it much more entertaining than having to flame you when you try to join clubs...

:P

At 1/10/06 11:49 PM, Nomader wrote:

::

I hate doing this to people...:

And i love when you do that to people, it makes me feel good inside.

At 1/10/06 11:49 PM, Nomader wrote: I hate doing this to people...

Thanks for going through the trouble of copying and pasting that stuff. Spared me a long explanation, and that's a quicker way to show what I would've wanted to say. : )

You can sit at the cool table now.

At 1/10/06 11:49 PM, Nomader wrote: I hate doing this to people...

At 1/11/06 12:02 AM, Speedy1234 wrote: And i love when you do that to people, it makes me feel good inside.

Alright, I really love to do it to people. Investigimation is so much fun...

At 1/11/06 12:05 AM, Charrlotte wrote: Thanks for going through the trouble of copying and pasting that stuff. Spared me a long explanation, and that's a quicker way to show what I would've wanted to say. : )

Heh - I always try to do that, but I'm never on at the right times. You always chew the person out before I can get to it.

:(

You can sit at the cool table now.

Oh wow! The cool table!

:)

At 1/11/06 12:05 AM, Charrlotte wrote: You can sit at the cool table now.

You and your cliques. Pah, I have my own table, where noone can sit, unless you have an extra arm! That'll teach you.

Flash-hoe-lick (Hee hee, Charrlotte, it is fun!) You're in.

At 1/11/06 01:11 AM, Fragment wrote:
Flash-hoe-lick (Hee hee, Charrlotte, it is fun!) You're in.

not sure what this means or if it even concerns me...

Does this mean I'm in NGM?

i'm not gettin into any post drama on this topic so I dunno what to say

flashoholic, You're in. Choose a profession now. If in the next hour no one posts the profession list for you I will because right now I got too much going on... Hope you can stick around more than most new comers.

At 1/11/06 06:46 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: flashoholic, You're in. Choose a profession now. If in the next hour no one posts the profession list for you I will because right now I got too much going on... Hope you can stick around more than most new comers.

Thats great,
keep me updated...and I'm not sure who gave the word for me, but thanks

I will look for the list, please also inform me of any key rules, so that I don't step on any toes
:D

This list was made about 5 pages ago any way for another new member. You may have seen the Italian rank and I will give those out too...

Capo crimini ( Don, boss, godfather ) : _Ghost_. Usually we just call him Ghost... He pops in and out whenever he feels like it.

Capo Bastone ( underboss ): Dick_slippery. We call him be his older less vulgar alias, Strauss.

Capo di Tutti capi ( boss of all bosses, head capo ): Charrlotte ( or Charlotte, which every she likes better.

It's probably the real one with the single R.

Caporegime' and Capodecina:

mr_trivia
Charrlotte
Britkid
Mast3rmind
Ghost_Phantom

Professions

Assassins: Lead by Charrlotte ( nick : Charlotte, note the one R )

Drivers: Lead by Britkid ( nick : Kid )

Science: Lead by mr_trivia ( nick : Triv )

Snipers: Lead by me ( Ghost_Phantom, nick : phantom )

Covert missions: Lead by Mast3rmind ( nick : MM )

Those are lead by Capos. Other regular members can have a sub profession within the actual profession ( Example : Science in general is lead by Triv, Regus_Mk_IV is in weapon development. Of course if those aren’t your thing you can invent a profession of your own and be head of it ( not Capo, head ). ( Example : BigLundi, the only marital artist, had a member but we haven’t heard from him in years… Good luck finding a profession.

Ok well its been a few weeks now, ive posted a few times now about requesting and i understand that your all busy. I myself have got my alevel exams to be worrying about really (history tomorrow! Psy today, man that was a blow) But as people keep getting in, i just thought id have another stab at it. A lot of my posts are (i think) quite well expanded and intricate and i do enjoy proper discussions. I also have a distinct hatered for flamers but am pretty polite over it all. you can check that in my background. Im really sorry to post again but raven you said you would get back to me after checking me up 2 days ago. Again im sorry to waste your time but i would enjoy ebing in the mafia and think i could contribute well. Plus if i get in i have a few new areas id like to suggest and be. Again sorr for the umpteenth post but noone seems to get back to me! Sorry hope to join you all soon.

I would like to go with Assassin, I believe Charrlotte is a strong leader and I may benifit from her knowledge. I feel this is the best choice for me, simply because I intend to filter out lame idiots that hold bad intentions. I look forward to learning more about open positions.

Hey, maybe one day flashoholic could make a ng mafia flash.
That would be nice...
;)

Well Flash welcome to the NG Mafia, and enjoy your stay. If you require any weapons I can supply them, I also give out armor that I have fitted with various Mods. Just tell me what gun or blade type weapon you want and I'll get to it. Also for the armor if you would like some I need you measurements to the sholder, the width of the sholder and your boot size.

Most weapons I supply have no charge but some such as the Plasma weapons have a small charge for the parts and the science dept.

At 1/11/06 11:06 AM, Regus_MK_IV wrote:

If you require any weapons I can supply them, I also give out armor that I have fitted with various Mods. Just tell me what gun or blade type weapon you want and I'll get to it. Also for the armor if you would like some I need you measurements to the sholder, the width of the sholder and your boot size.

about that regus, are my cloths and weapons ready yet? ^_^

Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Part 2 - kiss my ass

kiss my ass

the end...watch out for part 3

At 1/10/06 07:52 PM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote: Well, i did try my best

LIES!

Riviera out.

About time we got rid of him.

At 1/11/06 10:06 AM, flashoholic wrote: I would like to go with Assassin, I believe Charrlotte is a strong leader and I may benifit from her knowledge. I feel this is the best choice for me, simply because I intend to filter out lame idiots that hold bad intentions.

I like this guy. He's gonna fit in well.

At 1/11/06 10:25 AM, Speedy1234 wrote: Hey, maybe one day flashoholic could make a ng mafia flash.
That would be nice...
;)

If he isn't intimidated we should choose the best mafia story ever to start with and do the flash with... The last guy who wanted to do a flash agreed to my story "Ravens & Doves"... but let’s not breathe down the guy's neck. If he wants to make one of our award winning stores a flash no one will be against it...

At 1/11/06 11:56 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: If he isn't intimidated we should choose the best mafia story ever to start with and do the flash with... The last guy who wanted to do a flash agreed to my story "Ravens & Doves"... but let’s not breathe down the guy's neck. If he wants to make one of our award winning stores a flash no one will be against it...

I'm cool with that aslong as all the older members have a part in it, meybe me, you and other writters can team up for a good storybecause there has been alot of talk about a mafia flash but there never once came one, me myself...I've always wanted to be in a flash.

At 1/11/06 11:45 AM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: about that regus, are my cloths and weapons ready yet? ^_^

Yep the're in the collection bay next to the entrance to my lab.

At 1/11/06 11:58 AM, DivineJoic wrote: I'm cool with that aslong as all the older members have a part in it, meybe me, you and other writters can team up for a good storybecause there has been alot of talk about a mafia flash but there never once came one, me myself...I've always wanted to be in a flash.

cool. Let's make a blind collaboration. I have written some thing and you blindly continue that much and me or some one else will continue it adding another character... I added you because it is too arrogant to add yourself so hopefully some one will eventually add me... Here it is.

The light at the end of the tunnel

Give me the Paddles again dammit! A doctor says beyond the window of a surgery room. “We are not losing this one, now give me the paddles.” He shocks the lifeless body as the nerve ending s quiver but the heart refuses to beat. On the other side of the window stands Joic pounding into the glass inches away from cracking it with his bear fists. “This isn’t happening, it can’t be. I vowed not to let this happen again. He turns around facing a group of lowered heads, some in tears.

“Who? Who is the dead man who let this happen! I leave for one week, one week and this is what I come back to? I will not tolerate cowards here, who is responsible. Some one stands up, he mumbles to Joic: I…I looked away for one second. I didn’t know It would.. “You didn’t know!” Barges in Joic. “Why the fuck did you even look away. You should have been watching even if your eyes caught fire! Leave, Leave and never come back. It is all your fault. You have become a disgrace to us. Joic looks to the window again as doctors work hard to save…

Continue. It should be rather fun... Who wants to go first?

At 1/11/06 11:48 AM, DivineJoic wrote: Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Part 2 - kiss my ass

What a stupid piece of shit this was. -5/5

<3, you know I kid.