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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 13:17:18


At 1/10/06 11:37 AM, Britkid wrote: I can just imagine Boris, just thinking it's gonna be another face and then you see them. You realise that the "It's never gonna happen to me" theory is just wrong.

Yeah l know, l still can't get all this straightened out in my head though. Today was the funeral so l didn't go to school but l have to say Godbless his family. His mom, & dad have just entered the first stage of cancer, and l just feel awfull knowing that his little brother has to watch this. It's weird because l never thought that something like this could happen to someone who helps out his community be giving food with the boyscouts and all that. I'm really gonna miss him as a friend, and as a good wrestler.
I got a wrestling match tommorrow and i don't know how i'm gona do at all after this.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:12:43


Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Part one - The return

Rocket, SDG, T_U and me, we all quited the mafia and became what people call dogs of war, we didn't care what we had to do aslong as the price was payed and there where enough people to kill, the reason we all did what we did, but one day, we would be called back to the mafia, to apear as the horsemen of the apocalypse, to return as War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.

The phone rang, T_U idn't had to reach far to pick it up.
"Yeah..."
The voice on the other end shrugged.
"Twin...is yeah how you pick up the phone these days?"
T_U just shrugged, he looked the other way.
"Hey guys, it's Ghost!"
The apartment was filled with guns and smoked, the lighting was bad as was the furniture, a cheap piece of crap, but it didn't raise any suspicion, SDG ran into the room and stole the phone, I walked in a bit later and Rocket didn't even bother to walk, he dragged himself into the room.
"Ghost! Bitch! What do you want?"
SDG shouted in the horn laughing, after some time of SDG only saying uhuh she hung up and looked at the three of us, she smilled sweetly, Rocket got pretty irritated.
"What the hell is it!?"
He shouted, SDG smirked.
"Seemingly his brother backstabbed him and it's war now...He asked if we wanted to help!He's going to pay!"
She nearly jumped up and down at the word pay, I raised an eyebrow leaning back.
"How much?"
"15 million!"
Our mouths dropped open...15 mil...shiiiit...
(XD to those who remember Tess's origin)

Ghost layed down the horn and looked at Strauss, MM and Charlotte.
"You guys go pick them up...in style...we need them here straight away."
The three noded and walked off.

T_U picked up two Uzis, as natural, Rocket his old trusty riotgun, me my glock and an AK 47 and SDG well...she had the big gun, she picked up a minigun smirking, the three guys sighed, she might not look like much but she could kill you in 20 diffrent ways before you hit the ground, three limos pulled up...as usual...one limo to little, actually 3 limos, the other two where a diversion, we would be riding in the last one with Strauss, as Ghost always said 'you can't be fucking carefull enough, if you let your guard down they'll chop of your nuts and roast them.' They mostly being he himself, Ghost's brother mostly sticked to the background but now he was more powerfull then Ghost and felt like taking over...

The End of Part One


When the hell did I become level 10? I level whilst being completly inactive, that's how much I rock ! ^^

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:13:02


Meh, I'm bored so I'm making a short story. Enjoy!

______________

The Assault
A One Piece, Short Story

The light flickers - the dim light begins to burn out. The occasional black car passes by in the streets, as rain pelts the road in a hbard glare. A few diners off to the side are still open, and the bright lights inside show into the street.

The Flare Diner, famous for serving the best dishes in all of Town, is the main highlight for many this night. People flock from their houses to sit inside and get served the finest meals of all the City.

Who would expect the floor the next day to be taped off, covered in stains of red?

Three cars pull up to the curb - black sedans.

Six men in black suits, with blue bow-ties step out of the cars. One slips a pistol into a pocket - the others already had them there.

"Alright, let's do this. Red, you take point. Squid, take the back entrance. TBone, support RedGlare. Phantom, take the building above and cover us. I hope to see you back here in ten," said Britkid, motioning to the other drivers to pull away.

Phantom quickly moves up the emergancy exit at the nearby apartment complex. Taking position at the roof, he aims down at the diner.

Red and TBone walks into the Main Entrance to the Diner.

"Hi, welcome to the Flare Diner! How many?" asks the attendant.

"Uh... can we talk to your head chef? We have a complaint," says RedGlare, stalling for time.

Meanwhile, Squid walks into the back entrance to the building, leading into the Kitchen.

"Hey! 'Tis is employees only!" shouted one of the chefs.

"Shut up, or I'll slit your throat," said SquiD, drawing a knife.

"Ok, ok, just don't take anything!"

"Two minutes have passed", radios Britkid to another driver. "The attack should be starting in a moment."

Squid notices the target walking nearby him in the Kitchen. He whips his knife into the man's chest, and he screams in pain as the blade rips at his ribs.

A few cops sitting at a table jump out of their seats, and are about to run towards the scene, when TBone and RedGlare draw their guns, and shout, "Don't move, and desist!" The policemen halt, and drop their weapons. Just as quickly, they're back in their seats, helpless to the scene going on behind the counter.

The crowd of people watching helplessly sit still in their seats, nobody wanting to get shot.

Squid slowly twists the knife in the man's chest, as blood spurts out onto the floor. Squid backed away, as the corpse fell to the floor mangled and bloody.

"Six minutes have passed," muttered Britkid, "let's move!" The line of black sedans drive back towards the Diner as the bitter cold of Night dips deeper.

Squid motioned to TBone and Red, who both un outside the Main Entrance.

Before leaving, Squid turns to the dead corpse, spits on it, and says, "This is what you get for serving the Godfather rat poison in his beef stew!"

Right after all the men have leaved, both cops get up, pick up their weapons, and run outside, guns drawn. As they run out the door, Ghost Phantom puts a bullet through one's head, and than a bullet in the other's chest.

"Idiots," he mutteres to himself, as he runs down the steps to the cars.

The sedans drive away only ten minutes after they had came, bringing with them the somberness of the streets outside, into the once peaceful diner.

The rain pelts the officers, the run-off a redish hue. Inside, the mangled corpse of the Chef still lay, his chest pumping blood onto the clean floor. And inside the sedans, cheering for death went on.

El Fin

___________

If you actually liked it, (God knows why...?), I'd think of making another. Otherwise, this was just a "I'm bored" thing.

Good luck to you Boris, and your family. I'm sure you'll make it through all of this.

Apologies for SquiD to make him look like a muderous maniac, but hey, someone had to do it.

Also sorry to SquiD for not capitalizing his "D" all the time. Too lazy to change it. :/

Godspeed! Random Comment!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:24:42


Nice storys joic and nomader, I am currently half asleep and have nothing to do. I have also had a headache all day and have in general been feeling like an undead's armpit.
(Zombie's)

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:27:36


DOWNFALL Part one

At the police headquarters, the district attorney interrogates lieven.

DA: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?! *stuns him with taser*.
Lieven: like i said before, FUCK YOU*spits in his face*.
DA: you little prick of a lawyer*kicks him in the face*.
Lieven: piss off you dickless freak!
DA: THAT'S IT, BRING IN THE DOGS!!
K-9 dogs are brought in.
Lieven: wow, those dogs look good but whats the point, this ain't no dog show.
DA: well the only thing you got wrong is that it is a show, for me.
Lieven: YOU SICK FUCKER!! DO THIS AND THEY WILL KILL YOUR ASS!!
DA: i,m the district attorney, i can do whatever i want, like this*throws steak in his face*
Lieven: THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!
DA: I own a thousand houses, why should i care, bye*releases the dogs on him*.
The district attorney walks out of the room and orders the swat team to look for all the mafia members and tells them to use the tanks, helicopters, planes and boats.
At a club, Phantom, Boris and Fragment sit at the bar.
Phantom: damnit, where the fuck is riviera?
Boris: hell, why you asking me for?
Fragment: he thinks your his bitch*giggles*.
Boris: say that one more time and i'll fuck you up, you stupid ass bitch!
Riviera: HEY, I,M NO ONES BITCH, aight?!
Phantom: where the fuck were you?!
Riviera: i was ummm.,...taking care of buissness.
Phantom: Righhhhht,where the fuck is the dealer,he should have been here awhile ago.
The swat team breaks holes in the roof and slide down on ropes.
Boris: BLOODY FUCKING HELL, IT WAS A FUCKING SET-UP*pulls out a 9mm*
Fragment: *pulls out two uzis* lock and load, mutha fuckas.
Riviera:and i thought it was going to be boring for the rest of the night*pulls out deagle*.
Phantom: damn straight *pulls out mi95*.
Riviera: DUDE!!
Phantom: WHAT?!
Riviera: what happened to that gold revolver i gave you?THE FUCK, YOU GOT GOLDEN TEETH, MAN!!
Phantom : well it's a long story but.........
Riviera: shut the hell up and shoot now*fires four rounds at the swat team*.
Fragment: YOU FUCKERS WANT A PIECE OF ME?! *fires at the swat team*
Boris: i'll get the car, where do you want it?
Riviera: i expect to see it.....*looks at watch* in here in five minutes.
Boris: sheet fool , i hope you kidding man.
Riviera: MOTHERFUCKER, DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM KIDDING, GET THE DAMN CAR NOW!!
Boris: okay okay i'll get the damn car........how many minutes again?
Riviera: FORGET IT, I'LL GET THE DAMN CAR*charges to the door and kicks it over*.
Meanwhile at a restaurant, Ghost, joic and strauss eat dinner.
Ghost: it's been a while since we had dinner together like this.
Strauss: it brings back good memories, the ones that i like to forget.
Joic: oh jesus fucking christ strauss, don't be such a stiff ass brick.
Ghost: okay you two, chill out now, we should enjoy this peace while it lasts.
The swat team storms the restaurant and hold Ghost, Joic and Strauss at gunpoint.
Joic: so, did anyone enjoy the peace? *reaches for a .54 pistol*
Strauss: i sure as hell didn't. *reaches for a 9mm*
Ghost: it may have been short but it was sweet. *reaches for a revolver*
Swat officer: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!!
Ghost, Strauss and joic: FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU!*shoot at the swat officers*
Nearby the restaurant, Rocket,Brit and Stevens drive around.
Brit: damn it steve, have you been drinking?
Stevens: what the fuck do you think? i just had fucking back surgery.
Rocket: then give me the damn wheel NOW!!
Brit: LOOK OUT!!
The car crashes into the restaurant, running everyone over but the three.
Ghost: DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE, YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED US!!
Brit and Rocket: it was him*points at stevens*
On a yacht, Mast3rmind, charlotte and SDG sit on a couch.
Mast3rmind: why the hell are we here again?
Charlotte: fuck, i don't know, do you?
SDG: nope.
The swat team fire rocket launchers at the yacht from their speed boats.
Mast3rmind: finally, i thought i was gonna blow this bitch up myself *runs to a speed boat* come on, lets go!
charlotte and sdg run on the boat and speed off to the city.
In a street, crimson, V64 and Red walk on the sidewalk.
V64: that was the best party i went to in my life.
Red: they even had frigging tables that move.
Crimson: are you drunk?
Red: shut up or i'll torture you.
Crimson: THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?!
A tank fires at them, nearly missing them.
V64: awww, not again.
BigLundi shows up behind the tank and punches it away while Nomader runs over to the others to see if they're all right.
Nomader: are you guys all right?
V64: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM ALLRIGHT, I ALMOST HAD MY FACE BLOWN OFF DAMNIT!!
Crimson: but thanks for asking.
BigLundi: come people, more tanks are coming.
They run into a alley. back at the club.......
Phantom: damnit, i knew i should have brought a handgun.*fires rifle at more officers*.
Riviera drives the hummer through the walls.
Riviera: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NOW!!
Phantom, Boris and Fragment jump into the car and drive off. END OF PART ONE.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:44:02


Tell me, Joic, when's part Two coming out? You have enough suspence and a few questions from the readers, so I'd suggest knotting up some loose ends next part. Good work!

Mutant_blister... what just happened? It seemed like you threw random shooting scenes into a "story" - some parts of it were alright, however the jumping was a bit confusing... and gold teeth? Wha?

Anyways, good work 'lads' - until next time!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:46:16


At 1/10/06 02:27 PM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote:
Boris: BLOODY FUCKING HELL, IT WAS A FUCKING SET-UP.
Boris: sheet fool , i hope you kidding man.

Let's see, a black english man? Nice crossover. The story was pretty good, liked how you made BigLundi punch a tank away. But you do have a problem with your stories. You seem to substitute backround information with unnecessary violence. Violence is good in stories but there's no point if you're not gonna explain it. Next time make the story build up into a fight scene and don't make it stupid like, Ten BigLundi punched teh tank away. Remember that we are the Mafia and our attacks should be planned out and not pulled out of our asses.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:47:26


At 1/10/06 02:44 PM, Nomader wrote: Tell me, Joic, when's part Two coming out? You have enough suspence and a few questions from the readers, so I'd suggest knotting up some loose ends next part. Good work!

Soon and yes, I will tie up some loose ends, don't worry, I got it covered. And
I'm honoured that you like it.


When the hell did I become level 10? I level whilst being completly inactive, that's how much I rock ! ^^

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:48:25


Hello again nice storys all can't remember why i'm posting this but I am anyway.
Does anyone know a good headache cure that aint booze related or involves paracetamol or simikar???

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:48:28


At 1/10/06 02:13 PM, Nomader wrote: The Assault

I really liked it. Standing ovations if you ask me... For a short story it was great. A 5/5. I think I'll change my sig message from Capo to Capodecina... It longer and MM already had Caporegime.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 14:49:53


At 1/10/06 02:47 PM, DivineJoic wrote:
At 1/10/06 02:44 PM, Nomader wrote: Tell me, Joic, when's part Two coming out? You have enough suspence and a few questions from the readers, so I'd suggest knotting up some loose ends next part. Good work!
Soon and yes, I will tie up some loose ends, don't worry, I got it covered. And
I'm honoured that you like it.

ah, that's nice.
good stories nomader,joic and mutant ;) keep it up!
hey Charrlotte, are you on? u still need to "train" me. if you're here come online on msn.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 15:25:24


Sorry to those I didn't quote, but I'm not in the mood to say 'thanks' to every other person and such...

At 1/10/06 02:48 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/10/06 02:13 PM, Nomader wrote: The Assault
I really liked it. Standing ovations if you ask me... For a short story it was great. A 5/5.

Bah, I'll probably continue it later today. :/

At 1/10/06 02:47 PM, DivineJoic wrote: Soon and yes, I will tie up some loose ends, don't worry, I got it covered. And
I'm honoured that you like it.

Heh - I love it. I hope you complete it soon, as I said before.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 16:12:31


I'm starten a new series hope ya like it.

Bad Luck

"*Yawn* Ohh boy i'm fuckin tired." I said to the group.
"Don't you fucking quite on me now Boris, you now what happens if you do." Charrlotte said with a grin.
I hated it when she used this line on me. I knew the rules to well to just let her have her way. Who would of thought that a game of cards could leave you in pain after goin against the rules. You see, ever since Charrlotte became the Consigliere she's been doin everything to her advantage. Even going so far as to ruin a game of cards. She made this rule that no one could quit from the game until it was over and she gave herself a hundred chip handicapp. She also made a wheel so that if at anytime you went against her rules, you had to face the wheel. No one wanted to disobey with consiquences like, "Hit in the crouch with a hammer, be a guinnea big for Triv's newest experiment" and "Charrlotte and SDG dress you up." With Charrlotte's reputation l expected seeing castration up there, but despite her rep she would never go as far as cutting a limb unless you agitated her to the point of exteme pain.
But despite all the negatives there was some positives. In smaller spaces she had things like "Get flashed by Crimson, vacation, brand new weapon, endless food from Triv's never ending cup" and in the smallest space possible she put, "Sleep with Charrlotte" (not a sexual reference) and a bunch of others of various sorts. She did these to get in good favor of course and to ensure her title. But the odds for somthing pleasent was extreme.

"Come on Charrlotte i'm really tired and l gotta piss. Just give me a break just this once, please?" l asked her putting on my puppy dog face.
"Don't give me that face! You know damn well that shit dosn't work on me. Keep playin!" She screamed.
I looked over at Ghost who was sittin on the couch and he just shrugged at me. I turned my gaze over to look at GP and l saw him smiling at me. I knew what he was thinkin.
"Go for it." he mouthed across the table.
A grin appeared on my face cause l knew this was stupid but l thought, 'What the hell l can't always lose.' l would curse me and my incompident thoughts after that.
"You know what Charrlotte? I'm not playin." l said with a such coolness in my voice that she gave a confused shooked look at me which then turned into a grin.
"Are you sure you want to do that kid? You do know what you're facing?" She said as l was asking for the death penaltey.
By then all the guys at the table were grinning, wanting to see what happens. Especially Squid and the rest of the new guys.
"Yeah i'm sure." l said returning her sinister smile.
"HAHAHA fine with me l don't mind. Hey Speedy, fetch me my wheel from the closet would ya? Boris over here wants to try his luck! you're in for it know kid." she said still glarin at me.

Speedy came roalin into the room with the wheel and it was then that l cursed my mind for agrreing with this. The last time l got the wheel was right after Charrlotte was promoted to Consigliere and l pissed her off by not getting her a drink and ended up landing on "Remake your bones." This of course meant that l had to prove that l was good enough to be in the mafia again. So they kicked me out of the house and told me to come back with somthing special. The day after l knocked on the door with the head of the the Zaluchi Don. They were sore after that so we had to go into war with them. Back then Ghost didn't know about the wheel, if he did we'd all probably be dead. He found out a couple of days ago about the wheel but we said that we just made it up. It was then that l realized my mistake and why GP was smiling.
"You know the rules kid so spin it up." she said.
"You don't always have to call me kid just because i'm lower then you in the rankings ya know." l remarked.
"Stop fucking stalling KID and spin this mother fucker!" she exclaimed.
I bit my tongue and let out a small growl. Then I finally relaxed and placed my hand on it.
"Can't we just talk this ou..." she interupted my plee by graping my hand and using her force, spinned the wheel for me.
I watched, shocked, at what it could land on. I prayed for somthing good and not for the nutcraker with a hammer. By know everyone in the house was in a circle watching the wheel. Even Ghost saw some enjoyment in it.
The wheel began to slow down and l bit my lower lip with anticipation. I wanted to just run outta there but GP and Fragment were holding my shoulders. It finally came to the last few turns and slowly stopped on "Sleep with Charrlotte" (again not a sexual reference.)
"Wha...It can't be?" she said astouned.
"YES!" l screamed jumping into the air and landing with a thud.
Unfortunatly for me that thud made the wheel turn another dial placing it on "Charrlotte and SDG dress you up"
"NO! You gotta be fucking kidding me!?" l started to curse profoundly.
"HAHAHA you got some bad luck kid! Better luck next time HAHA. O boy that was good." she then started to look around "Anyone see SDG?"
"Maybe l do got some good luck. This means you can't do it, Yes l win!"
At that moment l was hit with bad luck again as SDG kicked in the door "How the fuck are yas?"
"Give me a fucking break." l said.
"Perfect timing. SDG guess what Boris just landed on?" she said.
SDG over looking at the wheel then started to smile at me evily.
"No come on guys cut me a break. GP do somthing, you got me into this!?" He was too busy laughing and Ghost just shrugged at me again.
"Time to pay your dues kid." they said each grapping one of my legs.
"Can l ever get some good fucking luck once an while?!" l said before they dragged me into a room.
END

Hope you liked it guys. Keep in touch for part two.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 16:22:34


DOWNFALL part two

At the police headquarters......

DA: let's see. a tank getting punched into a wall, a yacht getting blown up, a restaurant leveled. there is only one more thing i have to say, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Police officers: WE DON"T KNOW, ASK THE SWAT TEAM!
DA: ok then. swat team, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Swat team: WE DON"T KNOW EITHER!
DA: DAMNIT, send out an apv on them, acquire more vehicles. whatever do something!
Meanwhile near the club in a hummer......
Riviera: that was frigging close.
Fragment: you should have seen me fucking kill them, man.
Boris: hey frag, no brag and shut up.
Phantom: that attack was planned out pretty well.....too well.
Riviera: what are you getting at?
Boris: he means that the others could be in trouble, quick go to the restaurant now!
Riviera: what about the others?
Boris: they would tell us to do the same thing too.
In the dark alleyway........
Red: damn, it smells like shit in here.
V64: it's better than getting our asses torn up by a tank, which is sounding better.
BigLundi: HEY NO BITCHING, if any of you bitch one more time, i'll bitchslap you into a wall like i did to that tank, any objections?
Nomader: nope i,m straight and i want my back to be as well.
Red: FINE, i'll shut the fuch up..........asshole.
BigLundi: THATS IT!*picks up red and slams him through the ground*.
V64: come on, we got no time to lose*picks up red*.
Crimson: well, that was uncalled for.
Red: thanks.
Crimsom: *kicks him in the crotch* but that wasn't *walks off*.
Nomader: it seems theres no way to get out, lets go through the sewer.
V64, Red and Crimson: WHAT?!
BigLundi: come on you wusses, time to go down.
they climb down the ladder into the sewer.
At the docks.........
Charlotte: damn it, the cops are surrounding the exit. why can't i blow them to hell?
Mast3rmind: if we do that then we'll get noticed and get outnumbered.
SDG: FUCK THAT! LETS ROCK! *fires minigun at the police cars and blows them up*.
Mast3rmind: YOU CRAZY BITCH, YOU JUST KILLED US ALL!
SDG: what the fuck did you just say?!
Mast3rmind: ummm, i said you look pretty, LOOK, HARRIERS!
four harriers land right in front of them and Triv jumps out of one.
Triv: my new stolen but customized harrier jets, they fit three at a time.
Charlotte: yeah yeah, did you come to bore us or to rescue us?
Mast3rmind: just ignore her, she had too much to drink tonight. LETS GO!!
SDG: so whos in them?
Triv: #1 is filled with speedy, regus and me,#2 has sean and ultras,#3 has -squiD and for #4......HEY, WHOS IN THERE?!
Rhys: WHAT?!*coughs up smoke*.
Triv: oh fucking god it's him, DON"T CRASH IT OR I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T!!
Rhys: OKKAYYY*closes cockpit*.
Triv:come on, we got no time to spare, we were informed by strauss to meet in the mall
they get inside the harriers and fly off for the mall. Meanwhile, in a limo.
Ghost: jesus christ Joic! you didn't have to chop off his balls!
Joic: the guy was a fucking jerk off, what else was i supposed to do?
Strauss: true, i would done it too but he passed out before i did.
Ghost: HEY ROCKET, SPEED UP, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE.
Rocket: i could but Stevens' foot is on the damn break!
Brit: *pulls Stevens away and punches him in the face* WAKE UP YOU OILER!
Stevens: okay okay, stop hitting me*goes back to sleep*.
Ghost: ay fucking caramba.
At the restaurant or at least whats rest of it......
Phantom: what the hell happened here?!
Riviera: it's either that the swat team did what they did in waco or stevens was driving.
Boris: i'd go with option #2, this is definatly Stevens work or nothing would be left.
Fragment: and the tire tracks head over where i think the mall is.
Phantom: OH SHIT, GET BACK IN THE CAR, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!
They jump back into the car and drive off to the mall.
In the sewer........
BigLundi: shit guys, you weren't kidding about the sewer smelling like shit.
V64, Red and Crimson: YOU THINK?!
Nomader: come on, you need to learn how to keep your cool like me damnit.
BigLundi: HEY, i keep my cool too.
Nomader: does punching people through walls sound like keeping cool?
BigLundi: damn, you got a point there.
Nomader: well i am the fucking lawyer around here.
Red: weren't you an accountant?
Nomader: shut the hell up please.
V64: goddamn, it's getting too fucking stinky up in here!
BigLundi: I AGREE*punches hole through the the ceiling*
Crimson: holy shit, you could've fucking crushed us!
Nomader: well it would have happened by now and that hole leads to a boiler room.
Red: a boiler room to the mall.
V64: it does? then what are we waiting for?!
They jump through the hole in the ceiling.
meanwhile Riviera, Phantom, Boris and Fragment walk into the mall and meet up with Ghost,Joic,Strauss,Brit,Rocket and Stevens in the center. The harriers land on the ceiling and the swat team gets into position. END OF Part Two.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 16:26:06


At 1/10/06 04:12 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: "Sleep with Charrlotte"

nice story, 5/5. it was funny that at first it said sleep with Charrlotte but went to dress you up. the wheel is giving me ideas(not for stories)already. i wonder what would have happened if it stayed on "sleep with charrlotte".


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 16:36:30


At 1/10/06 04:26 PM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote:
At 1/10/06 04:12 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: "Sleep with Charrlotte"
nice story, 5/5. it was funny that at first it said sleep with Charrlotte but went to dress you up. the wheel is giving me ideas(not for stories)already. i wonder what would have happened if it stayed on "sleep with charrlotte".

Indeed l wonder to. Well just have to wait for part two to see that maybe.
AGAIN EVERYONE, NOTE THE (Not a sexual reference) l put in there. So l don't want any one bugin me about that.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 17:15:03


I'm tired of all the yelling and the cussing and the arguing in the stories. We're nice. 0/5 to all the stories in this page, except Nomader's which get's a 5/5. I like rat poison. The rest of you need to work on being nice.

That is all.

HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 17:50:56


At 1/10/06 04:36 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: AGAIN EVERYONE, NOTE THE (Not a sexual reference) l put in there. So l don't want any one bugin me about that.

if it wasn't for that, that would be one more person i know who woke up with a cut throat or a horse head in their bed. it looks like us beer boys aren't that different after all.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 17:55:47


At 1/10/06 05:15 PM, Fragment wrote: Except Nomader's which get's a 5/5. I like rat poison.

You know, I was having trouble picking between windex, gasoline, and rat poison. Went with the third, because frankly, who serves up windex or gasoline without it being blatantly obvious?

:P


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 18:10:36


At 1/10/06 05:15 PM, Fragment wrote: I'm tired of all the yelling and the cussing and the arguing in the stories. We're nice. 0/5 to all the stories in this page, except Nomader's which get's a 5/5. I like rat poison. The rest of you need to work on being nice.

That is all.

Fragment dosn't like me waaaaaaa!! Whatever, if you wanna give my story a 0 l really don't care. Just take into consideration that someone is trying to be nice by making a story for your own enjoyment. Whatever you like is what you like and no one can change that, but at least show some respect.

At 1/10/06 05:50 PM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote: if it wasn't for that, that would be one more person i know who woke up with a cut throat or a horse head in their bed. it looks like us beer boys aren't that different after all.

HAHA nice. It was fun bien the beer boy before l joined here officialy so l thought i'd let the title stick with me.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 18:19:39


At 1/9/06 10:22 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:
At 1/9/06 09:46 PM, BlunderJoe wrote: I guess I could go the scientist route.
We would love for you to join the science departement.
Triv. maybe i can take him under my wing like you did for me when i first joined?

Well, that sounds just fine. Like I said. Point the way, and I will follow. But there seriously is no spot in Demolitions?

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 18:20:26


At 1/10/06 06:10 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: Fragment dosn't like me waaaaaaa!! Whatever, if you wanna give my story a 0 l really don't care. Just take into consideration that someone is trying to be nice by making a story for your own enjoyment. Whatever you like is what you like and no one can change that, but at least show some respect.

I don't know the meaning of respect, escept self-respect. PAH! *spits*


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:01:46


At 1/10/06 06:19 PM, BlunderJoe wrote: there seriously is no spot in Demolitions?

lol, im not saying that. I dont know if their is any space, im just saying you are welcome to join the science departement, but you need to talk to triv. first.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:25:32


NG mob...I love it...you guys need me, let me know, I can make funny images for posts when people are acting retarded...or any other jobs

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:37:48


Mutant_Busterjr, get out of the Mafia. Your second (third?) chance is over with. Nothing that proves any sort of intelligence on your part comes up before 12 PM today, which was the deadline I set for you. Even your posts after that.

If you're still obsessed with the idea of getting in, come back when you've reached 3K non-filler posts. Hopefully by then you'll be actually different.

At 1/10/06 06:23 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Then what exactly would that make me? A Caporegime?

Indeed.

And there's no way on Earth that I could apply those titles the Science Division as a whole; I'd rather just call Regus_Mk_IV "Weapons Specialist" and Speedy1234 "1st Lieutenant". I'm prettty sure I had a 2nd Lieutenant as well, but I seem to have forgotten who he is (I'm sorry about that - I'm not too good with names).

We can use the traditional rankings as a guide, but since this is after all the internet, we'll have to change a few things around to fit our operations. It's perfectly fine if we do end up using our own terms, but it would be helpful to refer to this list as a um, reference.

At 1/10/06 10:32 AM, -SquiD wrote: Charrlotte, i'd be glad to partner up, but i'm not wearing ugly fishermans boots, i'm wearing a pair of airwalks :p and don't bother training any new recruits for assassin, were good on our own.....kaslhdlhasdfsf.

Wordizzle. I'll just work with the rest as minions, then. ;D

At 1/10/06 10:18 AM, Speedy1234 wrote: lol, charlotte? http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Mafia

No freakin duh.

Want me to stop depositing for you?

At 1/10/06 05:15 PM, Fragment wrote: I'm tired of all the yelling and the cussing and the arguing in the stories. We're nice. 0/5 to all the stories in this page, except Nomader's which get's a 5/5. I like rat poison. The rest of you need to work on being nice.

OK ^________________^

At 1/10/06 07:25 PM, flashoholic wrote: NG mob...I love it...you guys need me, let me know, I can make funny images for posts when people are acting retarded...or any other jobs

Checked out your posts and they're not exactly quality. Good that you at least make your own images for 'pwnage', but I always found it slightly lame anyway.

The requirement for getting into the Mafia is to have at least 50 quality posts, and of course we have to like you too. Stick around and we can help you learn how to post intelligently, as long as you're willing to cooperate. : )

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:38:43


Nomader here...

At 1/10/06 07:25 PM, flashoholic wrote: NG mob...

Mafia*

I love the pictures... just, do you have five or more posts without pictures? Many of them are worthless, like the baby flicking people off...

And did you steal my alt's name?

Anyways, I have no judgement in your entrance. So I will not comment further.

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Great stories guys - I'll comment on them more specifically laters...

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:52:59


Well, i did try my best and at least you gave me an option, if i get 300(correct?) standard posts. well everyone, i'll be seeing you, maybe in a day, two days or three days, just don't forget about me. Riviera out.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:57:50


At 1/10/06 07:52 PM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote: if i get 300(correct?) standard posts.

Uh... no. She said 3,000 standard posts. If you post like a good posting maniac, that could take you anywhere from three months to three years.

Good luck!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 19:58:14


At 1/10/06 07:52 PM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote: Well, i did try my best and at least you gave me an option, if i get 300(correct?) standard posts. well everyone, i'll be seeing you, maybe in a day, two days or three days, just don't forget about me. Riviera out.

3K. 3,000 overall posts.
Hopefully by then you'll have learned how to BBS in style. (Maybe a few months from now...) I won't make it any easier, since you've been such a problem the whole time you've been here.

Anyway, at least you didn't freak out. If you do, well, I can personally see to it that you get banned.

Just for you, the moral of the story: The worse you do, the more good you have to do to make up for it.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-01-10 20:14:08


At 1/10/06 07:37 PM, Charrlotte wrote:
At 1/10/06 10:18 AM, Speedy1234 wrote: lol, charlotte? http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Mafia


No freakin duh.

Want me to stop depositing for you?

lol, why would i want you to stop depositing for me?
I was just pointing it out, because i knew i saw it somewhere, i was not trying to be mean or get you in any trouble in any way. I also liked all the info. on that website and i thought it would be good for the whole family to read.


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