At 10/25/23 10:05 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:Ghost, what the fuck do you be smoking?
A sudden and violent fit of coughing echoes deep into the halls and shakes me awake.
I haven't heard the dying gasps of a human being in these halls for years. Once a common song that graced our ears whether it be from enemies or the result of some experiment gone off the rails.
Were there clones at some point? Maybe mutants? My mind begins to wander off reminiscing about the absolute madness that used to run rampant in this mansion when a thought occurs....
WHO THE FUCK IS DYING OUT THERE?!
I grab the closest thing to a weapon I can find, an empty bottle of tequila, it will have to do. Creeping down the hall, the coughs becoming louder and more frequent. Turning a corner I see a figure doubled over, fresh blood gleaming in the light on the floor. I don't know what's happening but they're about to learn to never trespass here, I ready the bottle and get ready to rush them.
I make it known that doom has arrived for this stranger with a battle cry that reverberates through the empty mansion. My victim looks up and suddenly I'm struck with total surprise.
BORIS?!
My stride breaks, I trip over my own feet and am suddenly airborne. My grip on tequila bottle loosens as I careen directly into the wall supporting my comrade. The smell of something familiar fills my nose as my face slides down to the floor. I look up to see something I swear I lost years ago.
We called it the suicide blunt.