At 1/11/06 04:08 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 1/11/06 11:48 AM, DivineJoic wrote: Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Part 2 - kiss my ass

What a stupid piece of shit this was. -5/5

<3, you know I kid.

agreed, that was a piece of shit, i shoot shoot you for making somthing like that *whipers: now were did i leave my guns* i'll be right back, don't move!

At 1/10/06 10:27 PM, mr_trivia wrote: Sgarrista of Gadget department = Open Slot

Well, I do know that my origional choice was in demolitions, but gadgets just seem too fun to pass up. And besides, I know that there can be some nifty gadgest that go "BOOM". I think that I could do well in the Gadget department.

That ok with you, Triv?

At 1/11/06 04:37 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: agreed, that was a piece of shit, i shoot shoot you for making somthing like that *whipers: now were did i leave my guns* i'll be right back, don't move!

Ooh! Ooh! I get to burn and bury the body! *picks up stick and slashes in front of him*

Back away, I got dibs on it.

At 1/11/06 04:49 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 1/11/06 04:37 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: agreed, that was a piece of shit, i shoot shoot you for making somthing like that *whipers: now were did i leave my guns* i'll be right back, don't move!

Ooh! Ooh! I get to burn and bury the body! *picks up stick and slashes in front of him*

Back away, I got dibs on it.

ok you do that, but watch out with that sword.
ah there are my guns *starts shooting* BOOM headshot! oh yeah!

At 1/11/06 10:06 AM, flashoholic wrote: I look forward to learning more about open positions.

Welcome to mafia my friend. If you want to know about some of the positions just ask me, i'm the informer and beer boy here.

At 1/11/06 08:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Capo di Tutti capi ( boss of all bosses, head capo ): Charrlotte ( or Charlotte, which every she likes better.

Just to let you know GP, Charrlotte isn't the Capo di Tutti. This would make her higher then Ghost. She is the Consigliere, just lettin you know.

At 1/11/06 11:58 AM, DivineJoic wrote: I'm cool with that aslong as all the older members have a part in it, meybe me, you and other writters can team up for a good storybecause there has been alot of talk about a mafia flash but there never once came one, me myself...I've always wanted to be in a flash.

This would be very nice. If you guys ever need me to help out with some stories, just ask. l'll be glad to work with some of the greats here. Maybe even Mast3r Mind can help out when he's done with his Battle Royal.
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I'm wondering if anyone saw my story on the last page? No one has said anything about it yet, but don't get the impretition that i'm an attention whore. I just want a little feed back and some opinions.

At 1/11/06 04:57 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: ok you do that, but watch out with that sword.
ah there are my guns *starts shooting* BOOM headshot! oh yeah!

Oh Christ! I may be new to the mafia, but I know someone is going to have to clean up the blood now, and I aslo know that that person is not me. And was the shooting and body burning really that necessary?

don't shoot me!

At 1/11/06 05:03 PM, BlunderJoe wrote:

At 1/11/06 04:57 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: ok you do that, but watch out with that sword.
ah there are my guns *starts shooting* BOOM headshot! oh yeah!

Oh Christ! I may be new to the mafia, but I know someone is going to have to clean up the blood now,

well since you're new here you can do it. >:)

doooo it!

and I aslo know that that person is not me. And was the shooting and body burning really that necessary?

well, maybe not, but ho cares! we're the mafia!

don't shoot me!

At 1/11/06 10:25 AM, Speedy1234 wrote: Hey, maybe one day flashoholic could make a ng mafia flash.
That would be nice...
;)

Sounds good to me, a Newgrounds Mafia flash is needed on the portal, decide on a story/script (not too long), and we will start on that. Also I am willing to make free sigs, banners, gifs, and graphics for all members of the family.

At 1/11/06 11:06 AM, Regus_MK_IV wrote: Well Flash welcome to the NG Mafia, and enjoy your stay. If you require any weapons I can supply them, I also give out armor that I have fitted with various Mods.

Thank you Regus, I will contact you about weapons & armor

At 1/11/06 11:56 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: If he isn't intimidated we should choose the best mafia story ever to start with and do the flash with...

Phantom, If I start a flash, it will be finished, I am sure the story we choose will be fun to work with, btw...thanks for all the help so far.

At 1/11/06 11:58 AM, DivineJoic wrote: I'm cool with that aslong as all the older members have a part in it, .

I agree fully

At 1/11/06 05:02 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: Welcome to mafia my friend. If you want to know about some of the positions just ask me, i'm the informer and beer boy here.

Thank you BORIS, I will keep that in mind, I am sure I will need your help

Chapter 7 – Bad Side Of The Moon
Tuesday, July 10th, 1936
4:23 AM

Rocket woke up in sweat. He was breathing heavily and he felt his chest to indicate he was ok. He lay back onto his pillow for a moment to catch his breathe. Rocket rolled over to turn on the desk lamp to look at the clock. Ticking away, the time indicated it being 4:25. Rocket got up out of bed. He threw a shirt on and some pants and left his room.

Rocket was in the HQ kitchen to grab a sandwich and a glass of milk when he heard a noise.
”Hello?”
Rocket seen a shadowy figure coming around the corner
”Hello Senior” spoke the man with a Spanish accent.
”Oh, it’s just you.” Replied Rocket
”Ci” said the man
”What are you up doing this early my Mexican friend?” asked Rocket
”I cleaning headquarters sir, that is my job” said the janitor.
”Yes, Yes, I know, you’re the janitor…but why so early?”
The janitor started to sweep again as he replied back.
”Cleaning headquarters by night makes it clean for the Don by morning.”
Rocket shrugged his shoulders.
”Can’t complain on that deal, I guess I’m never awake this early to realize you clean during the night. If I haven’t said before, you do a hell of a job.”
”Gracias Senior.” Said the janitor as he went into another room to clean.
Rocket took a bite of his sandwich, put it down on the plate, picked up the milk and plate and started back for his room.

As he was walking to go up the stairs he heard noises coming out of the vents.
”Listen to me, and listen good, if things don’t go exactly planned, everything could end fucked up and you’re the one to blame.”
The voice sounded muffled, but Triv was very cautious when coming to testing things. Rocket just thought to himself.
”Triv where do you ever come up with these new interns. What was this guys name… something like Spinny4321…or Speedy1234”
*SMASH*
There was a sound of something hitting the wall. Rocket just laughed
”Guess I won’t have to know now, haha”
Rocket headed upstairs.

Rocket sat in bed, had his sandwich and milk, as he looked at the clock, it was now close to 5:00 AM.
”I better get some shut eye, I’ve gotta be at that meeting at nine…”
Rocket turned off the light and went to sleep.

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Notes
- Congrats Speedy lol, you've entered the story
- as for everyone else, that Janitor was the guy at the start of the Mafia...I forget his name, but he was Mexican lol, and he wanted to be the janitor lol, so I had to put him in

Various Other Notes
I Bid welcome to the new members of the mafia

I am Rocketman...also go by Rocket
I'm a retired Capo of the Driving Division, B.Kid is my sucessor lol
So basically I have nothing better to do now but hang around the Mafia and tell stories of my wisdom and how it was like in the old days.

At 1/11/06 08:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Capo di Tutti capi ( boss of all bosses, head capo ): Charrlotte ( or Charlotte, which every she likes better.

Capo di tutti capi is actually higher in the ranks than Capo Crimini. Correct title for me would be consigliere.

Caporegime' and Capodecina:

*caporegime/capodecina
They mean the same thing.

Also, I won't be included in this list if I'll actually be referred to as consigliere. : )

Professions

"Led", not lead. ; )

Everything seems to be in shape around here.

At 1/11/06 05:03 PM, BlunderJoe wrote:

I don't know why, but I want to step on you.

At 1/11/06 06:13 PM, -Rocket- wrote: Chapter 7 – Bad Side Of The Moon

Very good chapter man. I look forward to the next ones. Chapter continuation is all about flow and attitude, or so my teacher once told me.

Since I have fuck all to do, How about a story, post your real name if you want to be in it. Name someone/something that annoys the fuck out of you. And, a person you absolutley despise, as an antaganist for YOUR Charecter this story. NO SAYING BBS MODERATORS. First name will do nicely.

At 1/11/06 04:48 PM, BlunderJoe wrote:

At 1/10/06 10:27 PM, mr_trivia wrote: Sgarrista of Gadget department = Open Slot

Well, I do know that my origional choice was in demolitions, but gadgets just seem too fun to pass up. And besides, I know that there can be some nifty gadgest that go "BOOM". I think that I could do well in the Gadget department.

That ok with you, Triv?

For the vast majority of gadgets, going boom is a bad thing. The Gadget Specialist would be responsible for making various kinds of computers, tracking devices, and other misc. electronic items. If you insist on making things go boom, then the Weapons Technician is the best available position.

At 1/11/06 07:04 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: I don't know why, but I want to step on you.

Everyone wants to step on Joe. >: )

At 1/11/06 07:09 PM, TheBoneThug wrote: ogm

Real name: Charlotte.
Annoyance: Preps, ignoramuses, and preppy ignoramuses.
Person: Lidov (he's just an ignoramus).

At 1/11/06 07:09 PM, TheBoneThug wrote: Since I have fuck all to do, How about a story, post your real name if you want to be in it. Name someone/something that annoys the fuck out of you. And, a person you absolutley despise, as an antaganist for YOUR Charecter this story. NO SAYING BBS MODERATORS. First name will do nicely.

Alright i'll sign up.

Real name: Michael (I prefer Mike).
Somthing that annoys the fuck outta me: Being told what to do (I hate it but l put up with it).
My antaganist: Everyone (But there are some exceptions) but if l have to pick someone, i'll say Fragment cause he's always bustin my balls. ;)

At 1/11/06 07:09 PM, TheBoneThug wrote: Since I have fuck all to do, How about a story, post your real name if you want to be in it. Name someone/something that annoys the fuck out of you. And, a person you absolutley despise, as an antaganist for YOUR Charecter this story. NO SAYING BBS MODERATORS. First name will do nicely.

Real name: Ken
Annoyance: incompetence
Antagonist: Sen. Ted Kennedy (D - Mass.)

Flashoholic here...I am using the alias GoodFella, don't get it twisted :]

Please post ideas for the Mafia flash...
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Time: 1-4 mins.
Frame rate: 30 fps
Author: GoodFella & NGM members
Subject: I have picked a few, subject to change based on the decisions of the family

1. Newgrounds -barney bunch, SS, clocks, DrewP, or whatever else we can come up with
2. Music video
3. Newgrounds Mafia -dedication flash (tribute to the family)
4. Random mafia movie

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Good luck with ideas, I look forward to hearing them, we may want to flush things out in detail over IM or email -b

At 1/11/06 07:35 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote:

At 1/11/06 07:09 PM, TheBoneThug wrote: ......

Alright i'll sign up.

Real name: Michael (I prefer Mike).
Somthing that annoys the fuck outta me: Being told what to do (I hate it but l put up with it).
My antaganist: Everyone (But there are some exceptions) but if l have to pick someone, i'll say Fragment cause he's always bustin my balls. ;)

NO Mafia members as antaganist, and if your antaganist is a Newgrounds member, I need his/her real name.

At 1/11/06 09:05 PM, TheBoneThug wrote: NO Mafia members as antaganist, and if your antaganist is a Newgrounds member, I need his/her real name.

Oh ok then use "Rob" as my antaganist. His one of my friends and he's always givin me a hard time, but l usally get back at him.

AAAAGGGHHH FUCK!!!

This is the third fucking time this mother fucking computer erased my fucking story! I started my sequel about 3 hours ago and my crap computer just erased it before l could post it. Until l regain my composure l won't be posting any stories for awhile guys, sorry.

At 1/11/06 10:15 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: This is the third fucking time this mother fucking computer erased my fucking story! I started my sequel about 3 hours ago and my crap computer just erased it before l could post it. Until l regain my composure l won't be posting any stories for awhile guys, sorry.

Why don't you just write in Notepad and save periodically instead of doing it directly to the post form? That way you can save your work and take long breaks whenever you want.

At 1/11/06 10:27 PM, Charrlotte wrote: Why don't you just write in Notepad and save periodically instead of doing it directly to the post form? That way you can save your work and take long breaks whenever you want.

I don't even know why l never thought of that. Thanks a lot for the tip and l hope that somthing this annoying never happens again. lf it does, then my computer better know how to fly.

This whole thing is completely retarded. The original mafia is italian! You have to be 100% italian to be anywhere close to getting in a mafia! You people are retarded! This is a disgrace to my people!

At 1/11/06 10:50 PM, CrimsonKingnz wrote: This whole thing is completely retarded. The original mafia is italian! You have to be 100% italian to be anywhere close to getting in a mafia! You people are retarded! This is a disgrace to my people!

Sure.

Habitat: Shithole USA

Are the shitholians offended by us running a mafia, Mr. CrimsonKingnz?

At 1/11/06 06:57 PM, Charrlotte wrote: Capo di tutti capi is actually higher in the ranks than Capo Crimini. Correct title for me would be consigliere.

How is that if that one is called the boss of bosses while the capo crimini is called the super boss? The link speedy posted the other day also mentions that that title is rarely held. How could that rank be above the capo crimini if it is rarely held ( a mafia needs a leader at all times ) Or maybe capo di tutti capi means he is the leader of several different mafia families? If that is the case than true, it is very rarely held and won’t happen in here seeing as we are but one mafia. Odds are seeing as you said I’m incorrect that my second suggestion is the right one. Well any way the traditional ranks don't explain that one perfectly. I would love for a full explanation on that one

*caporegime/capodecina
They mean the same thing.

That's why they are both mentioned.

Also, I won't be included in this list if I'll actually be referred to as consigliere. : )

Will do.

"Led", not lead. ; )

Never said my English was perfect. I could be a little too busy to check the correct form at times, I shall not make hat mistake again.

Everything seems to be in shape around here.

From now on it will be.

At 1/11/06 10:50 PM, CrimsonKingnz wrote: This whole thing is completely retarded. The original mafia is italian! You have to be 100% italian to be anywhere close to getting in a mafia! You people are retarded! This is a disgrace to my people!

Do you think that there is only one mafia in history smart guy? The italians from Sicily are the only people to ever have a mafia in the US right? The mexicans, russians, germans, jews, blacks, and every other race never had any type of mafia? Besides the US mafia has been recruiting many nationalities, it has origins in Italy but not all branches are pure Italian.

I sympathize with your need for attention, but maybe next time go try to piss off more worthy people, this is a organiztion...just because you are not a part of it, doesn't mean you should hate...so please do yourself a favor...

At 1/10/06 07:37 PM, Charrlotte wrote: Wordizzle. I'll just work with the rest as minions, then. ;D

Okie dokie.

At 1/11/06 10:11 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote:

At 1/11/06 09:05 PM, TheBoneThug wrote: NO Mafia members as antaganist, and if your antaganist is a Newgrounds member, I need his/her real name.

Oh ok then use "Rob" as my antaganist. His one of my friends and he's always givin me a hard time, but l usally get back at him.

Hmmmm, I suggest using someone famous, or some one from the internet as your antaganist, Just because a friend doesn't make a great antaganist, and less funny.

*NG Mafia Flash update*

I got kinda excited, and since I am often bored at work, I was able to find some good audio & I started the flash,

-I have the Sopranos "got yourself a gun", plus some other interesting sound clips.

-I have started our hero...he is going to be putting a gun together in the first scene

please make any suggestions on what guns, and any clothing he may have. Here is a screen shot of the main character...

Man, it feels good being back. Sorry for the wait. I was busy re-learning how to walk again, and re-learning how to use my lower body in general.

I see Joic is hanging around. What up, Joic? Good to see ya again. As a matter of fact, it's good to see all of ya.

...then again, it's best if I go away for a moment. I'm tired and need sleep. Talk to ya's later.