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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 22:02:50


Sorry for the absence guys, this past few days I've been super busy so I didn't have time to log in. I'm almost done with chapter two of my story, so I'll post that tomorrow. Anything exciting happen while I was gone?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 22:09:11


At 2/25/08 10:02 PM, Fragment wrote: Sorry for the absence guys, this past few days I've been super busy so I didn't have time to log in. I'm almost done with chapter two of my story, so I'll post that tomorrow. Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

DLJ got a badass penicorn signature when you were missing the party. And I apparently have a third nipple on my left shoulder blade since Ghost finally revealed it. I guess I died too much in stories.

And where the hell is Prower in this time of revival?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 22:24:28


Lotus, that is the gayest signature I've ever seen. Ever. :D

At 2/25/08 09:04 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: Holy fucking shit! I've been looking through my early posts, trying to find the very first post I made in the NG Mafia, and it's way back on page 1,047. I also saw that Nomader was the second person to reply to that post. I was known as ChineseGothKid back then.

Haha... my response is classic. :P

At 7/26/06 10:58 AM, Nomader wrote: ChineseGothKid, this club does have a small requirement for entry. We require that you have fifty intelligent posts.
Now, I'm not a capo, but I did take the time to look through your posts. Right now, I have a feeling you won't have much luck. From what I've read, you only have five intelligent posts. Possibly intelligent posts: they're borderline. And, you only have thirty-three posts to begin with.

I swear, I didn't mean any offense -- but I'm glad you made it nonetheless. Sorry for sort of rejecting you at first. :D

At 2/25/08 09:29 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Nice, I have the full version of it for myself but its not all its cracked up to be really, I mean its good all but I've got no damn clue how to do most things in it. :P haha

I made a really shitty intro for myself. Still, I'm going to actually try to make a serious flash before the thirty day trial expires... just because I want to respond to reviews so bad. :D

I can understand that, it makes sense that you would like to finish something you started and I am the same way really, once I start something I feel a great urge to finish it, no matter what.

I'm going to do my best, but I can't make any guarantees. :P

I join on page 1357.. thats not even 200 pages thats I've been a member here. :P

I first posted far before I joined, because I posted at the end of a page when everything was moving really fast... then, I finally joined, but people only started to notice me when I pointed out that this "guy" was actually a girl, and I quoted like twenty different posts of his to prove it. And then he just said that he was the cousin of the person, and I felt really stupid. :D

Seriously though, really? I must've posted in the last two hundred pages, because I remembered talking to you. Once. :P

At 2/25/08 10:02 PM, Fragment wrote: Sorry for the absence guys, this past few days I've been super busy so I didn't have time to log in. I'm almost done with chapter two of my story, so I'll post that tomorrow. Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

I killed you in a story, and then the bad guys burned your body. I'm not sure if you were alive or not though when it happened... maybe I should write a prequel? :P

Seriously though, I'm looking forward to the second chapter.

At 2/25/08 10:09 PM, Snype wrote: And where the hell is Prower in this time of revival?

(I skipped the gay stuff).

I'm not sure -- he had posted only half a week before I started posting, but he seems to not be around... I'm sure he'll come around sometime.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 22:28:12


At 2/25/08 10:24 PM, Nomader wrote: Lotus, that is the gayest signature I've ever seen. Ever. :D

I'm glad you like it buddy! ;)

I got tired of quoting so.. Yea, I remember you were here before me so you probably did join before the last 200 posts, and a controversy in the Mafia?! Who would've guessed? XD


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 22:33:29


At 2/25/08 10:09 PM, Snype wrote: I guess I died too much in stories.

A story just for you.

Snype's Troubles

Snype's shirt was bloody and torn. His pants were ripped to shreds and through the holes in his clothes you could see various marks and bruises. He sighed and fell asleep on his bed. He didn't hear everyone else screaming and yelling downstairs...

"Ok, so we're all here because our mansion is going to be blown up so we can make way for a new one" Ghost was addressing all the members of the Mafia outside of the mansion. "Did everyone get all their personal belongings?" Everyone made some sort of noise to indicate they indeed had.

"Good. Everyone wave goodbye to the mansion!" He pressed a button on the remote and the mansion behind him blew to pieces as the C4 detonated. Everyone cheered as the mansion dissapeared in a cloud of fire and smoke. In amid all the commotion, Nomader looked around the group as if looking for something.

"You looking for something, Nomad?" yelled DLJ as he drank beer. "No, just thinking that we forgot something. Say, where's Snype?" Nomad yelled back.

The morning after, in amid the rubble, they found a single charred body. Snype's funeral was later that day.

End! :)

And where the hell is Prower in this time of revival?

When was the last time he was here?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 22:51:22


At 2/25/08 10:33 PM, Fragment wrote: Snype's Troubles

Haha! Thats an awesome story! I loved how it was short but so effective at getting the point across! XD

And where the hell is Prower in this time of revival?
When was the last time he was here?

I don't even know, I suppose we could go through his posts though and see when he was last active. Sound like that may be in order? I haven't even seen him on aim in forever. :(


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:00:57


At 2/25/08 10:51 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't even know, I suppose we could go through his posts though and see when he was last active. Sound like that may be in order? I haven't even seen him on aim in forever. :(

Last time he posted was in page 1,509, back in the 5th of January...that sucks.

So, Nomader, what the hell happened to me in your story? You didn't even kill me off the right way, there was no gore, no blood, only "um, by the way, Fragment is dead." I DON'T EVEN GET NO LINES? No love for you!


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:09:12


At 2/25/08 11:00 PM, Fragment wrote:
At 2/25/08 10:51 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't even know, I suppose we could go through his posts though and see when he was last active. Sound like that may be in order? I haven't even seen him on aim in forever. :(
Last time he posted was in page 1,509, back in the 5th of January...that sucks.

Almost, two months now.. thats horrible. :(

So, Nomader, what the hell happened to me in your story? You didn't even kill me off the right way, there was no gore, no blood, only "um, by the way, Fragment is dead." I DON'T EVEN GET NO LINES? No love for you!

Haha, I at least got a part where I killed myself before that crazy bitch could get to me. I would rather die by my own hands than be tortured. :)


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:11:59


At 2/25/08 11:09 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Almost, two months now.. thats horrible. :(

Well, he said he wasn't gonna be here a lot, so I'm sure he'll be back sometime. It's hard abandoning this place, trust me, I've tried.

Haha, I at least got a part where I killed myself before that crazy bitch could get to me. I would rather die by my own hands than be tortured. :)

Nah, that's still kind of pussy. I would have gone down fighting, shooting at that crazy Asian chick.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:17:08


I didn't quote you yet Lotus, because I'm too busy writing another story. I swear, I'll get to your quote stuff. :D

At 2/25/08 11:00 PM, Fragment wrote: So, Nomader, what the hell happened to me in your story? You didn't even kill me off the right way, there was no gore, no blood, only "um, by the way, Fragment is dead." I DON'T EVEN GET NO LINES? No love for you!

Good news, Frag!

Because I couldn't think of anything for the sequel (though, I have started to write it... but it just isn't as good as the previous installments), I started writing a Prequel called "Fragment's Death". It's about how you were burned alive until you died. :D

... this is becoming disgusting...
At 2/25/08 10:33 PM, Fragment wrote: "You looking for something, Nomad?" yelled DLJ as he drank beer. "No, just thinking that we forgot something. Say, where's Snype?" Nomad yelled back.

"Say, where's Snype?" I could see myself saying that. :P

Great story Frag -- poor Snype, dies yet again. At least he didn't get his dick shot off again.

I lol'd. 1/5, wnt mr hentai!11111

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:21:51


At 2/25/08 11:11 PM, Fragment wrote:
At 2/25/08 11:09 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Almost, two months now.. thats horrible. :(
Well, he said he wasn't gonna be here a lot, so I'm sure he'll be back sometime. It's hard abandoning this place, trust me, I've tried.

I know exactly what you mean really, I have tried as well and while I have been able to leave for a few months at a time before, I have never been able to leave for good, its an addiction I tell you! XD

Haha, I at least got a part where I killed myself before that crazy bitch could get to me. I would rather die by my own hands than be tortured. :)
Nah, that's still kind of pussy. I would have gone down fighting, shooting at that crazy Asian chick.

I know, but I would rather not be held down and have my balls get cut off or go through something of that sort. I know it seems pussy as hell but since I was the only one left and all, of course they would've fucked with me before offing me and its not as if I had anyone left that I could protect or something, that would've made it a completely different story.

At 2/25/08 11:17 PM, Nomader wrote: I didn't quote you yet Lotus, because I'm too busy writing another story. I swear, I'll get to your quote stuff. :D

Sounds good man and its no problem at all really. :)


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:31:18


At 2/25/08 11:17 PM, Nomader wrote: Good news, Frag!

About fucking time >:(

Because I couldn't think of anything for the sequel (though, I have started to write it... but it just isn't as good as the previous installments), I started writing a Prequel called "Fragment's Death". It's about how you were burned alive until you died. :D

Well, you do that.

How could it be a prequel if I died around the same time as Boris???

"Say, where's Snype?" I could see myself saying that. :P

I tried to make it seem cartoonish and simple, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

Great story Frag -- poor Snype, dies yet again. At least he didn't get his dick shot off again.

The fire burned off his dick :o


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:31:18


By the behest of Fragment, I present...

Not my best work, but I didn't spend much time on it either. Sorry Frag. :P

Fragment's Death
The Prequel

"How do you do, Miste-eer....," whispered a beautiful Asian woman into Fragment's ear.

"Fragment. Just call me Frag," replied Fragment, grinning -- the closest he had ever gotten to a woman like this was the hentai he kept in his wallet at all times for quick usage. "Er... what's yours?" he asked rather stiffly.

"I'm sure that... it doesn't matter," she whispered, standing up off her barstool and cuddling her arms around him. She leaned in close, and whispered, "Tell me, Fragment.... where do you work?" she asked quietly, slowly beginning to kiss around his neck.

"Uh... not here, thanks," said Fragment, being a total pussy. He slowly pushed the beautiful Asian off his neck. Still, he was too enamored to notice how suspicious the que"I work for the Mafia sweetcakes. You don't need to deal with my sort of crowd."

"Oh...," she suddenly said, looking as though finally, her pain was over. "Look at the time -- I must be going!" She ran out of the door to the bar as quickly as she could, and Fragment was left to mope in pain.

Fast fowarding five years, Fragment was a much more "experienced user". But even he was no match for an Army of Yakuza members -- but that wasn't what surprised him the most.

"It's... it's you!" exclaimed Fragment in anger, staring at the Asian woman in front of him.

"Fragment, it is so good to see you again," she said -- this time, she wasn't faking a smile. Yakuza members had gathered around to see the fight, but she called them off. "Go kill that idiot out front instead!" she shouted -- Fragment knew that Snype was now a deadman. "Now, Fragment... come at me," she said quietly.

Fragment smiled -- he drew his extremely long (and hard) pistol out from his holster, and charged forward at her, shooting -- but he missed everytime. "You know, Fragment... sometimes, they say the biggest isn't the best," she said quietly, tripping him as he ran past. She motioned for one of the remaining Yakuza. "Cut off his head."

In his last moment, he screamed for mercy, but was greeted instead by death.

Fin


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:36:13


At 2/25/08 11:31 PM, Fragment wrote: Well, you do that.

I didn't go into detail about how you died -- but, I think it was quite clear. Sorry. :P

How could it be a prequel if I died around the same time as Boris???

Two prequels, man. Each from their perspective.... or you could just figure that Boris died after you or something. Who cares? :P

The fire burned off his dick :o

I'm not sure if that sucks more than having it shot off. D:

At 2/25/08 10:28 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I got tired of quoting so.. Yea, I remember you were here before me so you probably did join before the last 200 posts, and a controversy in the Mafia?! Who would've guessed? XD

I remember I checked out when I joined when I first came back -- it was something like more than half the pages of this thread backwards... so, I've been here awhile. I guess. :P


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-25 23:38:00


At 2/25/08 11:31 PM, Nomader wrote: By the behest of Fragment, I present...
Not my best work, but I didn't spend much time on it either. Sorry Frag. :P
Fragment's Death
The Prequel

It was pretty good, lolz at the long hard pistol, but it seems like you cut off a some sentences. Still, good, humorous job.

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 00:17:37


At 2/25/08 11:31 PM, Nomader wrote: Fragment's Death
The Prequel

Nice story! I really enjoyed this and below is my favorite part so I had to quote it. :)

Fragment smiled -- he drew his extremely long (and hard) pistol out from his holster.

This is my favorite since I saw what you did there! ;)

At 2/25/08 11:36 PM, Nomader wrote:
At 2/25/08 10:28 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I got tired of quoting so.. Yea, I remember you were here before me so you probably did join before the last 200 posts, and a controversy in the Mafia?! Who would've guessed? XD
I remember I checked out when I joined when I first came back -- it was something like more than half the pages of this thread backwards... so, I've been here awhile. I guess. :P

Wow man, I'm sure that was when the pages went by as if they were nothing at all and considering I joined over a year ago now.. I don't even know how long that would set you up as being here. :P

At 2/25/08 11:38 PM, Fragment wrote: GOOD NIGHT BEEYOTCHES

Night man.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 01:27:34


At 2/25/08 10:09 PM, Snype wrote: DLJ got a badass penicorn signature when you were missing the party. And I apparently have a third nipple on my left shoulder blade since Ghost finally revealed it. I guess I died too much in stories.

Which reminds me of a good idea I had. I am the leader of this crew and as the leader i feel that it is my responsibility to keep things interesting in here. I know some of you have waited for this moment, but it is time for another story contest. This one is a little special, this time around you will be writing a story about me. Not only will it be about me, but you must capture my personality and I MUST die in the end. How I die is not important, it just has to e good. Get to it.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 01:31:55


At 2/26/08 01:27 AM, Ghost wrote:
At 2/25/08 10:09 PM, Snype wrote: DLJ got a badass penicorn signature when you were missing the party. And I apparently have a third nipple on my left shoulder blade since Ghost finally revealed it. I guess I died too much in stories.

Nice, and thanks for the compliment brother! I got the siggy today and I love it. I am going to have different designs done of it so I can have a different one to sport every so often! XD

Which reminds me of a good idea I had. I am the leader of this crew and as the leader i feel that it is my responsibility to keep things interesting in here. I know some of you have waited for this moment, but it is time for another story contest. This one is a little special, this time around you will be writing a story about me. Not only will it be about me, but you must capture my personality and I MUST die in the end. How I die is not important, it just has to e good. Get to it.

Wow, I didn't think I would see another contest anytime soon and seeing how I am not a story writer, I would usually sit these things out but considering the amount of people we have here regularly right now, I don't see myself sitting out of this one. :)

I will contribute, any rules on length or anything? Would you rather it be a short story or something that is like the older stories where it could take up more than two posts to submit it all here?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 01:56:07


At 2/26/08 01:31 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 2/26/08 01:27 AM, Ghost wrote:
Get to it.
I don't see myself sitting out of this one. :)

Good. I want to see s many people give it a shot as possible.

I will contribute, any rules on length or anything? Would you rather it be a short story or something that is like the older stories where it could take up more than two posts to submit it all here?

This can be a short or long story. It is being judged, so if it is short, it'd better be good. As far as I'm concerned I just want to see quality work.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 07:03:47


At 2/26/08 01:27 AM, Ghost wrote: ... it is time for another story contest. This one is a little special, this time around you will be writing a story about me. Not only will it be about me, but you must capture my personality and I MUST die in the end. How I die is not important, it just has to be good. Get to it.

I'll start writing it this afternoon -- I'll be more than happy to kill you at the end. :P

At 2/26/08 12:17 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: This is my favorite since I saw what you did there! ;)

Thank you... I couldn't resist. :P

Wow man, I'm sure that was when the pages went by as if they were nothing at all and considering I joined over a year ago now.. I don't even know how long that would set you up as being here. :P

It's been awhile, but I've still got nothing on Fragment -- he joined a few hundred pages before I'd even looked at this thread. :P

At 2/25/08 11:38 PM, Fragment wrote: It was pretty good, lolz at the long hard pistol, but it seems like you cut off a some sentences. Still, good, humorous job.

I really did -- it wasn't my best work, but I figured if anyone would have a really long (and hard) pistol, it'd be you. :D

So... I'm leaving until this afternoon. See everyone then. :P


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 10:09:42


At 2/26/08 01:56 AM, Ghost wrote: Good. I want to see s many people give it a shot as possible.

Hey Ghost, I know I'm no longer in the mafia but I was wondering if it would be okay for me to take part in this?

Fragment I loved that story, well done. I don't think Snype has ever been crushed by a building and then burnt alive. That's something new he can add to his death list. Shame the mansion had to go but hey it's making way for something new and better.

Wow Nomader another great story amazing. I loved the way you wrote this and enjoyed the constant penis reference as well as mentioning fragments sexual inadequacy. That's funny stuff man, then he dies in the end so his shame is short lived, all is good.

You guys are making me feel old, talking about joining in page 1052 or some other 1000 page. I joined up in this place back in the early 900 pages man those were the days. *drifts off to reminisce*


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 12:12:06


At 2/26/08 01:27 AM, Ghost wrote:
Which reminds me of a good idea I had. I am the leader of this crew and as the leader i feel that it is my responsibility to keep things interesting in here. I know some of you have waited for this moment, but it is time for another story contest. This one is a little special, this time around you will be writing a story about me. Not only will it be about me, but you must capture my personality and I MUST die in the end. How I die is not important, it just has to e good. Get to it.

goddammit, more stories???? you're killing me ghost, you're killing me! just when i thought i could catch up on archiving, you have to go ahead and get more people to do stories. what the hell, though? i like when people do stories, and it keeps the thread alive. personally, i'm glad to see people writing stories again, and i'm glad to see us clearing pages again. i might have to write a story about you dying. however, the problem is, i don't smoke weed anymore, and all my best work comes from when i'm high. i guess i'll have to find inspiration from my heart, and not my traditionally clouded mind.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 14:44:42


Ghost's Dilemma

Ghost sat there, drinking his tequila. Something was not right. Struass wasn't around, and he couldn't connect to Trivia's personal wrist computer to see what's up. Suddenly, the door opened....

And Snype shot him in the face.

Teh Edn.

vlol

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 14:58:33


ha! you'll be lucky if i even SEE that for the story archive.

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At 2/26/08 02:58 PM, Strauss wrote: ha! you'll be lucky if i even SEE that for the story archive.

You know it was a simple joke, right? Not like that is actually my entry. I'm not even going to participate, since Nomad, Frag, Tangent and Ghanden can kick my ass ten times over with their magnificent writing abilities. I don't even like writing, but if I must for an essay, then I guess I have to.

That's why I feel homicidal in my English class - It's fucking boring!


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 16:21:37


Sorry if I missed you, but I have a story to write. :P

At 2/26/08 10:09 AM, Systems-Error wrote: Hey Ghost, I know I'm no longer in the mafia but I was wondering if it would be okay for me to take part in this?

Once a member, always a member, Error. I'm sure that we can all agree that Error's still one of us? You really don't need to be around here all the time, but so long as you want to be, you can be.

That sounded weird -- I meant you joined in the 900s, and you're still a member in whatever page number this is now. You're always welcome here. :P
Wow Nomader another great story amazing. I loved the way you wrote this and enjoyed the constant penis reference as well as mentioning fragments sexual inadequacy. That's funny stuff man, then he dies in the end so his shame is short lived, all is good.

Why, thank you! I truthfully didn't put much effort into it, but I was tired, so I thought the penis joke was sort of funny when I wrote it -- turns out it worked. :P

You guys are making me feel old, talking about joining in page 1052 or some other 1000 page. I joined up in this place back in the early 900 pages man those were the days. *drifts off to reminisce*

I think I joined in the early 600s of the club -- when I first came back, somehow I found that I had become the Attorney for the Mafia on page 670... which was really cool. But I still don't know when I joined, and frankly, I don't care enough anymore to looking for it -- I'm too busy writing stories. :D

At 2/26/08 12:07 PM, Britkid wrote: If you're old and senile then I am plain dead. Page 500 and something. No wonder I had a big long break.

You were already established by the time I got here, Brit -- I remember that much at least.

... and I thought I was a geezer... :P
At 2/25/08 06:35 PM, Nomader wrote:
Haha, it wasn't that bad. Sure it wasn't as harmonious as it is now, but at least it was fun and it kept everybody interested.

Haha -- it wasn't fun after awhile. I at least got tired of it, but it kept going anyways... I think we lost some members because of all the crap we were up to -- still, I guess you're right, it was fun while it lasted. :D


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 16:29:50


At 2/21/08 02:54 PM, Snype wrote: Lulz. Stupid drunk. Are you even 18 yet?

No l'm not and that's sad. My friends say l have a problem, and l agree. I only have one throat and about twenty beers next to me :'(

At 2/26/08 04:21 PM, Nomader wrote: But I still don't know when I joined, and frankly, I don't care enough anymore to looking for it

You joined shortly after i did so seeing as how i joined on page 600 you had to of joined in the early 600s.

-- I'm too busy writing stories. :D

Keep this up and l might have to as well damn.

Holy shit l come back to 5 pages of reading, feels like old times again lol.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 17:44:14


So, I decided it's going to take me too long to quote everyone, so I'll just comment on what has been written, and I'm sure you guys can figure it all out.

With all these talk about how long people have been here, and how long ago we've joined the Mafia, I searched what page I got in. I posted earlier, but I was officially in on page 490. That was waaay back when Charlotte was SadicSchoolGirl, when Ghost was _Ghost_, and when Irish_Pimp, Joic, TheBoneThug, Mast3rmind, Rocket, and FadeToBlack were all regular posters. You can go back and laugh at my posts, I know I posted like an even bigger dumbass back then. Also, we had a point system. PLEASE LET'S NOT BRING IT BACK, it was shit.

So yeah, I've been here for a long time. Only Ghost, Strauss, Triv and Lundi have been in here longer than me. I rule.

P.S: Yes I just name-dropped a bunch of people you never met. I'm THAT cool.

Ghost, I'll have that story for you in a bit. Do we post it in here or do we PM it to you? Will you be the only one judging these?

Welcome back, Systems-Error. I'm sure you can re-join if you want back in.

Boris is a fag. I love you, bud? Remember the days when we joked about your Russian transgender prostitutes? Those were the days.

Anything else that I missed?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 18:03:04


Still writing, but I have to go to some college seminar-thing tonight. It'll be a big waste of time, but... whatever. :D

At 2/26/08 02:44 PM, Snype wrote: Ghost's Dilemma

This is one of the best stories evar. Seriously. :P

At 2/26/08 03:39 PM, Snype wrote: You know it was a simple joke, right? Not like that is actually my entry. I'm not even going to participate, since Nomad, Frag, Tangent and Ghanden can kick my ass ten times over with their magnificent writing abilities. I don't even like writing, but if I must for an essay, then I guess I have to.

Thanks for the compliment. :P

I've written tons of terrible stories in the past though -- I once posted a story in the Mafia which I spent like a week on, but I only got one person to give me feedback on it, and they said something like, "Too confusing, didnt lke, 2/5". (Don't ask me which one -- I wrote far too many)

Truthfully, I only sort of enjoy writing. It can let me have an awesome imagination... but so can a good book, or an awesome RPG. It's what I do when I can't (or feel to lazy) to do either of the other too. :P

At 2/26/08 04:29 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: You joined shortly after i did so seeing as how i joined on page 600 you had to of joined in the early 600s.

I remember you talking once about the page number you joined on. 600. So cool.

D
Keep this up and l might have to as well damn.

I'll be watching.

Seriously though now, my story for Ghost's contest is getting there -- I have an awesome story laid out, but I'm going to have to cut it big-time... it's super-long right now.

Holy shit l come back to 5 pages of reading, feels like old times again lol.

Haha -- there was a time when I'd refresh the page to find a new post. Those were the days...

At 2/26/08 05:44 PM, Fragment wrote: That was waaay back when Charlotte was SadicSchoolGirl, when Ghost was _Ghost_, and when Irish_Pimp, Joic, TheBoneThug, Mast3rmind, Rocket, and FadeToBlack were all regular posters.
P.S: Yes I just name-dropped a bunch of people you never met. I'm THAT cool.

I do remember when she was SadicSchoolGirl -- I remember laughing at how she used her real name for her alias and stuff. And, I remember the "_" things that Ghost had, and I've met Irish Pimp, Mast3rmind (really cool guy -- I remember he invited me to his forums, but it glitched on my computer...), and I remember Rocket as the guy who always came back.

I never actually met Joic, though I've been around when he's posting -- his stories make mine look like the food from McDonalds. :P

I never met FadeToBlack -- before even my time...

You can go back and laugh at my posts, I know I posted like an even bigger dumbass back then. Also, we had a point system. PLEASE LET'S NOT BRING IT BACK, it was shit.

I joined the NG Mafia after I had gotten (most of) the dumbass out of me. So my posts weren't... too stupid. And I also joined after the points system, but I remember as older members would come back, they would always ask about it -- apparently, I missed out on some fun stuff. :P


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-02-26 18:21:38


At 2/26/08 06:03 PM, Nomader wrote: Still writing, but I have to go to some college seminar-thing tonight. It'll be a big waste of time, but... whatever. :D

Well, good luck. Do you know what you'll be studying in college?

At 2/26/08 02:44 PM, Snype wrote: Ghost's Dilemma
This is one of the best stories evar. Seriously. :P

Yeah, I didn't get a chance to give feedback on it. Here's what I thought.

*orgasms*

Yep.

Thanks for the compliment. :P

Y THANK U!

I've written tons of terrible stories in the past though -- I once posted a story in the Mafia which I spent like a week on, but I only got one person to give me feedback on it, and they said something like, "Too confusing, didnt lke, 2/5". (Don't ask me which one -- I wrote far too many)

I have the problem of never finishing mine. I'll always post the first couple of chapters, then forget all about it and write a new story line. I'm trying so hard to finish "Rat" though, so I'm only making it 4-5 chapters long.

Truthfully, I only sort of enjoy writing. It can let me have an awesome imagination... but so can a good book, or an awesome RPG. It's what I do when I can't (or feel to lazy) to do either of the other too. :P

I love writing, although I have the tendency of thinking up great ideas then having no way of tying them all together.

Seriously though now, my story for Ghost's contest is getting there -- I have an awesome story laid out, but I'm going to have to cut it big-time... it's super-long right now.

I'm planning on making mine four or five paragraphs long, nothing too big.

Haha -- there was a time when I'd refresh the page to find a new post. Those were the days...

Haha, back in the days where we RPG'ed instead of writing stories. I remember we used to "kill" our enemies, which were annoying users who kept trying to get in or made their own mafias, and I remember how that evolved into the story writing we use now.

I do remember when she was SadicSchoolGirl -- I remember laughing at how she used her real name for her alias and stuff. And, I remember the "_" things that Ghost had, and I've met Irish Pimp, Mast3rmind (really cool guy -- I remember he invited me to his forums, but it glitched on my computer...), and I remember Rocket as the guy who always came back.

Rocket is probably the guy I miss the most, truly one of my best friends on NG. I know Charlotte comes back every once in a while, she was an interesting girl. I'm pretty sure she hated me because of the way I acted in Retrogade (now defunct), but I still loved her. I don't know how Mast3rmind is doing now, all I know is that the last time we spoke to each other we had a falling out of sorts. I wish I could talk to him again, he was a cool guy.

I never actually met Joic, though I've been around when he's posting -- his stories make mine look like the food from McDonalds. :P

Yeah, Joic was a story God. I remember he wrote this one about the Mafia divided in two factions, and we were all pimps, it was awesome.

I never met FadeToBlack -- before even my time...

Yeah, I even remember when he was -RV-. He came back pissed off because some people were talking crap about him and he re-joined when we realized how cool he way. I miss that guy, I'm pretty sure he must be around here somewhere.

I joined the NG Mafia after I had gotten (most of) the dumbass out of me. So my posts weren't... too stupid. And I also joined after the points system, but I remember as older members would come back, they would always ask about it -- apparently, I missed out on some fun stuff. :P

Oh no, the points system was not fun, at least not for me. You had to have more than 300 points to be considered a true member of the Mafia, and you only got 5 points a day if you posted. It was hell, specially since they introduced it just as I came in, so everyone had 350 to 600 points and I had like 20 to my name.

Oh, I just remember that my username used to be TheDroopy. It was kind of lame but that Droopy Dog cartoon is so badass.


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