By the behest of Fragment, I present...
Not my best work, but I didn't spend much time on it either. Sorry Frag. :P
Fragment's Death
The Prequel
"How do you do, Miste-eer....," whispered a beautiful Asian woman into Fragment's ear.
"Fragment. Just call me Frag," replied Fragment, grinning -- the closest he had ever gotten to a woman like this was the hentai he kept in his wallet at all times for quick usage. "Er... what's yours?" he asked rather stiffly.
"I'm sure that... it doesn't matter," she whispered, standing up off her barstool and cuddling her arms around him. She leaned in close, and whispered, "Tell me, Fragment.... where do you work?" she asked quietly, slowly beginning to kiss around his neck.
"Uh... not here, thanks," said Fragment, being a total pussy. He slowly pushed the beautiful Asian off his neck. Still, he was too enamored to notice how suspicious the que"I work for the Mafia sweetcakes. You don't need to deal with my sort of crowd."
"Oh...," she suddenly said, looking as though finally, her pain was over. "Look at the time -- I must be going!" She ran out of the door to the bar as quickly as she could, and Fragment was left to mope in pain.
Fast fowarding five years, Fragment was a much more "experienced user". But even he was no match for an Army of Yakuza members -- but that wasn't what surprised him the most.
"It's... it's you!" exclaimed Fragment in anger, staring at the Asian woman in front of him.
"Fragment, it is so good to see you again," she said -- this time, she wasn't faking a smile. Yakuza members had gathered around to see the fight, but she called them off. "Go kill that idiot out front instead!" she shouted -- Fragment knew that Snype was now a deadman. "Now, Fragment... come at me," she said quietly.
Fragment smiled -- he drew his extremely long (and hard) pistol out from his holster, and charged forward at her, shooting -- but he missed everytime. "You know, Fragment... sometimes, they say the biggest isn't the best," she said quietly, tripping him as he ran past. She motioned for one of the remaining Yakuza. "Cut off his head."
In his last moment, he screamed for mercy, but was greeted instead by death.
Fin