At 1/22/08 07:03 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote:

At 1/22/08 06:21 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

So, where is everyone? Don't tell me we lost more members and all that! :(

I finally got a chance to come back and if everyone is gone then it sucks. :/

Um, I don't think that's what's happening. It's more like a lot of us just don't have anything that we want to post. I haven't posted much in here, myself. That's the best explanation I can give you.

Yeah, what CannibalCorpseFreak said. Usually I check in here every day or so, but I don't have much to say, so I stay quiet and stuff. That's how it's been for me on NG as a whole lately.

So, yeah, that's basically the gist of it.

At 1/22/08 08:00 PM, StevensA wrote: Yeah, what CannibalCorpseFreak said. Usually I check in here every day or so, but I don't have much to say, so I stay quiet and stuff. That's how it's been for me on NG as a whole lately.

Sounds about right really, I remember times where there were no stories for pages, and we were only getting about a page every so often. At least theres some people around.

So, yeah, that's basically the gist of it.

Yep, I think a new topic or something should be introduced really, I am going to work on my story more but it may take a while since I am doing finals exams and all right now. :/

can i be the peon that works his way up to the big leages?

At 1/22/08 09:27 PM, uria96 wrote: can i be the peon that works his way up to the big leages?

I shouldn't be doing this but seeing as everyone else isn't really around I will tell you this:

Theres certain requirements to join the Mafia, the biggest one being 50 intelligent posts. The posts don't have to be in a certain topic or anything and in most previous cases, as long as you keep it civil and post well, you can post here even before you are a member.

Just really try to work on your post count a bit and make sure that the posts you do make are good ones.

BBS or flash?

cause i've already had a good number of flah posts under my belt

At 1/22/08 10:42 PM, uria96 wrote: cause i've already had a good number of flah posts under my belt

lolwut?

Did you not read the post right above your other one?

At 1/22/08 11:12 PM, Snype wrote:

At 1/22/08 10:42 PM, uria96 wrote: cause i've already had a good number of flah posts under my belt

lolwut?
Did you not read the post right above your other one?

I guess not really, its all good though, I was just doing my duty in helping someone else and thats where I stop, sit back, and watch what happens.

Lawlz

It's been a while, so I'll post an update:

The next project on my list is anthropomorphic research. I plan to cross my DNA with that of a cat, horse, and monkey and see which animal gives my genes more of an advantage. The fact that I'm both the control group and the scientist running the experiment may make this difficult; normally such involvement with the test would invalidate the results, but I'm honest to a fault and can be an objective participant (or I'll just put a regular clone of myself in to be tested).
I'm not sure when I can take this off the back burner, but I'll try to get started on the story by the end of next month.

At 1/23/08 07:27 AM, MrTrivia wrote: I plan to cross my DNA with that of a cat, horse, and monkey and see which animal gives my genes more of an advantage.

Well that seems interesting. As long as you don't try to splice pig and elephant DNA i think the outcome could prove to be quit hysterical.

At 1/23/08 10:48 AM, Boris-4-U wrote:

At 1/23/08 07:27 AM, MrTrivia wrote: I plan to cross my DNA with that of a cat, horse, and monkey and see which animal gives my genes more of an advantage.

Well that seems interesting. As long as you don't try to splice pig and elephant DNA i think the outcome could prove to be quit hysterical.

You can't splice pig and elephant DNA, haven't you've eveer heard the song?

"Youuu can't splicccce pig and elepahnt DNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

At 1/23/08 12:55 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: You can't splice pig and elephant DNA, haven't you've eveer heard the song?
"Youuu can't splicccce pig and elepahnt DNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Haha, thats fucking awesome! Who does that song?

i need some 1 to check me if i am clear to join.

At 1/22/08 09:27 PM, uria96 wrote: can i be the peon that works his way up to the big leages?

you have to make 50 intelligent posts and then come back for a capo to review your posts. until then, you can post here as an unofficial member.

At 1/24/08 04:31 AM, benavides20 wrote: i need some 1 to check me if i am clear to join.

most of your posts are one-liners. you need to make about 20 more intelligent posts that are not one-liners. but until then, you can post as an unofficial member.

At 1/24/08 04:31 AM, benavides20 wrote: i need some 1 to check me if i am clear to join.

most of your posts are one-liners. you need to make about 20 more intelligent posts that are not one-liners. but until then, you can post as an unofficial member.

thank you last time i asked i was insalted

At 1/24/08 07:02 PM, benavides20 wrote:

At 1/24/08 04:31 AM, benavides20 wrote: i need some 1 to check me if i am clear to join.

most of your posts are one-liners. you need to make about 20 more intelligent posts that are not one-liners. but until then, you can post as an unofficial member.

thank you last time i asked i was insalted

Welcome to Newgrounds is all I can say about that one. Most of the people here are assholes but if you find someone here to be one, we are more than likely just joking around with ya, we're like one big dysfunctional family, but hell, I wouldn't have it any other way! ^^

At 1/24/08 09:58 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote:

At 1/24/08 07:02 PM, benavides20 wrote: thank you last time i asked i was insalted

Ok, one last tip. Try to use capitalization where it is needed, proper grammar, and try to use punctuation. Other than that, good luck.

Ok thanks.

At 1/24/08 10:38 PM, benavides20 wrote: Ok thanks.

He forgot one. Intelligent posts usually consist of more than two words. Only post if you actually have something to say.

At 1/25/08 02:22 AM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 1/24/08 10:38 PM, benavides20 wrote: Ok thanks.

He forgot one. Intelligent posts usually consist of more than two words. Only post if you actually have something to say.

Yes i do know that,that will not be counted as an intelligent post i just was thanking him for giveing me respect.

At 1/25/08 05:09 AM, benavides20 wrote: Yes i do know that,that will not be counted as an intelligent post i just was thanking him for giveing me respect.

I can't take this anymore.

Please do not talk back to members in a disrespectful way, especially if you cannot do it without any grammar in your posts. We have asked you time and time again to improve your posting habits, and you come back giving us lip.

You don't even have a single intelligent post. Even if you have a post remotely more then two lines in length, your terrible grammar cancels that out. I don't even know how the fuck Struass allowed you to pass with getting only 20 more intelligent posts, while the rest of the crew actually had to do 50, myself included.

So please, be respectful to our members, and be glad that you even somehow passed through our screening process with a little more then a wing and a prayer.

Struass, no disrespect, but you obviously did not even look at this guy.

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Guys Im having some trouble looking for someone who is in the Mafia. It is a user that was once called Pimplediddy. But he changed his name, so I simply cannot remember who he is now or if he even posts here anymore. So, can anyone help?

At 1/26/08 05:05 PM, Hitman wrote: Guys Im having some trouble looking for someone who is in the Mafia. It is a user that was once called Pimplediddy. But he changed his name, so I simply cannot remember who he is now or if he even posts here anymore. So, can anyone help?

I do believe you're looking for Novelty, that slick devil. No posts since July of 2007, so I hope that whatever it was you wanted from him included mostly nothing.

lol postin'

At 1/26/08 05:45 PM, GhandenHanden wrote

I do believe you're looking for Novelty, that slick devil. No posts since July of 2007, so I hope that whatever it was you wanted from him included mostly nothing.

lol postin'

Well then I can surely mark him off of my list. But anyway, thats pretty interesting to know, being that I have been here and it seems like he hasnt been gone that long. Anyway, Im off. Thanks Ghandi, also, we need to play XBL sometime.

At 1/26/08 07:18 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: Wow, talk about being random. Is this peoson even in the NG Mafia, or did they just post the word "Fuck" six times in all caps just to see what kind of respense they'd get?

Which is what you just did.

At 1/25/08 04:11 PM, Snype wrote: Struass, no disrespect, but you obviously did not even look at this guy.

i looked at him fine. i can always dismiss him if he gets to be too annyoing. you need to learn your place before you question what i do. if i want him in, it's for a good reason.

At 1/26/08 09:11 PM, Strauss wrote:

i looked at him fine. i can always dismiss him if he gets to be too annyoing. you need to learn your place before you question what i do. if i want him in, it's for a good reason.

Tee hee, Snype got slapped on the wrist.
Can you please make him wear a Dunce hat and sit in the corner sucking his thumb?

Wow i was so busy with other crews i forgot this one!

Hey guys, i was wondering. Do any of you know the creator of Johnny Rocketfingers? Because i want to ask for help from a pretty amazing point and click flash game maker.

In other news, no one's commenting in my userpage. That sad.

I'm not surprised if you laugh or even post something that will seem very harsh to that last sentence.

Anyway if you want stories or just wanna kill time. Come to my userpage. Its not funny but entertaining. If you want funny, i suggest you go to this guy.

LazyPint

Scroll on his post and read Chapter 1 of Barry Snoter and Phil Osopher's stone. You will laugh. You will laugh.

In other news, How many years did it take Keanu Reeves to become famous?

At 1/26/08 09:11 PM, Strauss wrote: i looked at him fine. i can always dismiss him if he gets to be too annyoing. you need to learn your place before you question what i do. if i want him in, it's for a good reason.

Perhaps I am not making myself clear. If you're too lazy to look at him posts, I'll just do it for you. Lets take a look, shall we?

Page 1 A
Page 1 B
Page 1 C

There is a taste for you. See any Intelligent Posts? I don't. If everyone will please look at his godaweful posts and if you can point out 10 intelligent posts, then I think he should be given a trial. Remember guys, just because a post is just barely two lines doesn't mean it's intelligent. Two lines of "omg i cant believe i just got hgih lolololol" doesn't mean it's fucking intelligent.

Struass, I know what the fuck I'm doing here. To be honest, the standards of this place has plummeted ever since that damn redesign. I think you aren't taking my conserns seriously, seeing that I am really the only one who actually gives a fuck about this place.

I came in here when the mafia was a magnificent place, now it has deteriorated into a fucking whoreshack. Not including that only one out of the three capos actually checks in here at least once a week (props to you, Boris).

You guys need to redo this place once again. Seriously, don't be arrogant with your bullshit athourity. And don't give me shit like "BUT THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!!!1"

I hereby turn in my letter or resignation. I am clearing out my room and takking my armoury with my. Mr. Trivia can have whatever's left either to destroy or to put to good you. I don't really give a shit what you do.

It saddens me to do this. I might come back once this place actually shapes up.

Farewell.

At 1/27/08 02:16 PM, Snype wrote: Farewell.

Ahahahaha. AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Wow. A little bit of a toungue lashing is all it takes for Snype to leave? Strauss only said get the posts because he knew it would never happen, and that he would probably never come back. You just have to fucking chill and let the boss do his job.