At 1/18/08 04:20 PM, Hitman wrote:

At 1/17/08 08:17 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 1/16/08 10:25 PM, Snype wrote: I was thinking of gettting something like NSF Carbon or NFSMW, since I like to trick the shit out of cars.

You can do that in Forza 2 as well, just without the cool decals on the side, unless you make your own which is a bitch to get just right and takes hours.

Dont get NFS, if anything get the original Underground. Forza 2 is actually pretty good.

NFS Underground sucked. NFS as a whole sucked as. But that's just me. I was always a Burnout fan.

Although, Forza was pretty kickass...

At 1/18/08 04:25 PM, StevensA wrote: NFS Underground sucked. NFS as a whole sucked as. But that's just me. I was always a Burnout fan.

I like the old NFS games for the original Playstation. Especially High Stakes, that was the best one. I hated Underground, and basically all the retard tuner games in general. That's why Forza 2 is so good. You can trick out a car, get a sports car, and modify the performance just how you want it. I have a Nissan Sylvia with almost 900 horsepower. It kicks ass.

At 1/16/08 08:42 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

At 1/16/08 08:37 PM, Snype wrote: Boris, what the hell? You have a borderless (and crappy) sig!

I am offended! There is a border on that signature, even if not a fancy one.

Only one way to settle this, and that is you both must make me a sig and I will then choose the winner. Use what you already know about me to decide on what the theme should be. GO!

At 1/19/08 11:22 AM, Boris-4-U wrote
Only one way to settle this, and that is you both must make me a sig and I will then choose the winner. Use what you already know about me to decide on what the theme should be. GO!

You know, I thought about this and tried to think of what I knew about Boris. What does Boris like? So, even thouh Im not in the contest, I thought I would make something...

boris you are a disgusting, disgusting person >w<

At 1/19/08 04:01 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: At 1/19/08 03:45 PM, Souseiseki wrote: boris you are a disgusting, disgusting person >w<

Kid, you've got a lotta nere coming in here and talking to Boris (or anyone else for that matter) like that. I've read a lot of your posts, and I really don't like what I see. I doubt anyone else in the NG Mafia would like it either.

No comment as its not my place to say anything to people like this or reply to spammers/flammers.... and Ghost, please note I am replying to a respected member of the Mafia, not the spammer! :)

Ghost is gonna kill me for this.

Thats actually my job, as I am in the Martial Arts dept. and its part of our "routine training" to make sure we know our skills very well.

So anyways, I don't see much in here from some of the older vets of the crew but thats all good I suppose.

Whats up everyone?

At 1/19/08 01:41 PM, Hitman wrote: I thought I would make something...

I don't think that's metal enough compared to his current one. Nice though.

At 1/19/08 03:45 PM, Souseiseki wrote: Desu

~Desu.

can i join ive come up with an idea for the gangsta car

At 1/19/08 04:01 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote:

At 1/19/08 03:45 PM, Souseiseki wrote: boris you are a disgusting, disgusting person >w<

Kid, you've got a lotta nere coming in here and talking to Boris (or anyone else for that matter) like that. I've read a lot of your posts, and I really don't like what I see. I doubt anyone else in the NG Mafia would like it either.

Your kidding me right? Folks, this is our former Assassin's Dept leader, Charlotte. You see Charlotte was a Capo here a while back. But then she left because she's was a bit burnt out. She still comes around on her alt.

At 1/19/08 05:15 PM, racdos66 wrote: can i join ive come up with an idea for the gangsta car

No, all your posts are made up of either one liners, picture spam, or both. Improve your habits or forget it.

At 1/19/08 04:01 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: Kid, you've got a lotta nere coming in here and talking to Boris (or anyone else for that matter) like that. I've read a lot of your posts, and I really don't like what I see. I doubt anyone else in the NG Mafia would like it either.

Ghost is gonna kill me for this.

boris knows who i am.
to be fair, you've got a lotta nerve talking to ME like that. (:

At 1/19/08 11:26 PM, Souseiseki wrote: boris knows who i am.
to be fair, you've got a lotta nerve talking to ME like that. (:

and how are you, this fine weekend?

At 1/19/08 11:22 AM, Boris-4-U wrote: Only one way to settle this, and that is you both must make me a sig and I will then choose the winner. Use what you already know about me to decide on what the theme should be. GO!

I like this so much, that if you don't like it, I don't give a damn, I'll gladly wear it!

At 1/20/08 03:23 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote:

You're not gonna hold that against me, are you?

Judging by past experience, I think she will...
What's up with the Clarkson-hating Brit? For shame....

At 1/20/08 04:37 PM, Snype wrote:

At 1/19/08 11:22 AM, Boris-4-U wrote: Only one way to settle this, and that is you both must make me a sig and I will then choose the winner. Use what you already know about me to decide on what the theme should be. GO!

I like this so much, that if you don't like it, I don't give a damn, I'll gladly wear it!

Ooo Ooo Me next. Seriously man, I need a sig. In other news. thank you Martin Luther Kign Jr for being important and what not. Now I get a day out of class because you got shot and stuff way back when. Im off to drink, later guys.

Holy shit, I can't believe I forgot. Quick Tangent, order a cake, because we have a birthday boy in the house. Not that he actually checks in to say hey. :p

SEISURE TIME!

At 1/18/08 06:22 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 1/18/08 04:25 PM, StevensA wrote: NFS Underground sucked. NFS as a whole sucked as. But that's just me. I was always a Burnout fan.

I like the old NFS games for the original Playstation. Especially High Stakes, that was the best one. I hated Underground, and basically all the retard tuner games in general. That's why Forza 2 is so good. You can trick out a car, get a sports car, and modify the performance just how you want it. I have a Nissan Sylvia with almost 900 horsepower. It kicks ass.

High Stakes was a fun game, I'll admit that. But, I still hate the NFS series. Fuck them. They suck.

Forza was awesome, yes. I remember last year in Tech class we actually played Forza because we were done with everything else. I need to get a 360 and that game because I still suck at it.

At 1/20/08 06:12 PM, Snype wrote: SEISURE TIME!

I believe the correct term is "Free Epilepsy Test!!" But, that's just me...

At 1/20/08 09:05 AM, Strauss wrote: and how are you, this fine weekend?

dealing with dehydration and a cold.

At 1/20/08 03:23 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: You're not gonna hold that against me, are you?

no, i don't really care.
actually, getting yelled at by the new kids for "not knowing my place" is a good sign to me
not to mention a lot more fun.

only thing i would hold against you is the fact that cannibal corpse isn't all that special; good, but not particularly excellent.
alex webster deserves much respect, though.

At 1/21/08 05:59 AM, Souseiseki wrote: alex webster deserves much respect, though.

Well, if it isn't our favourite little drama queen! Seems you're doing ok, except for that cold, eh? Go see Trivia for his awesome little anti-cold pills, they're a life-saver.

Anything else new?

At 1/21/08 09:36 AM, Snype wrote: Anything else new?

I'm back but no one noticed. :(

Hello all you hardcore mafiosos.
I wish to join in your not-so-legal buisness. I'm new to Newgrounds, but not new to the Internet :P
Past experiences that might come in handy - Recording sweet beats, extortion (my little brother is wealthy) i know how to drive, and I enjoy pwning n00bs in the weekends. For 3 years i collected protection money from my neighbour. So, what do you say, you gangsters? Am i good, or am i bad?

At 1/21/08 01:44 PM, Mad-Muppet wrote: So, what do you say, you gangsters? Am i good, or am i bad?

Gonna have to hit the bad button for now. You need 50 intelligent posts to join us, and it looks like you have a decent enough start so far. Get those posts anywhere on the forums, and untill then I suppose you can stick around as an initiate or whatever they're called and see how stuff works in this place. It might be nice to have a new member around, all the applicants we've been getting so far have been retards, as you can probably see.

At 1/21/08 02:48 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

You need 50 intelligent posts to join us

I think i can do that....

all the applicants we've been getting so far have been retards, as you can probably see.

Yeah, i noticed...

At 1/19/08 01:41 PM, Hitman wrote: So, even thouh Im not in the contest, I thought I would make something...

It's like you know what I'm thinking everyday.

At 1/19/08 03:45 PM, Souseiseki wrote: boris you are a disgusting, disgusting person >w<

Enough with the flattery, let's get straight to the sex.

At 1/20/08 04:37 PM, Snype wrote: I like this so much, that if you don't like it, I don't give a damn, I'll gladly wear it!

Schwing +1. I'll sig Snype thanks.

I'm bored someone entertain me.

At 1/22/08 11:39 AM, Boris-4-U wrote: I'm bored someone entertain me.

Eh, I'm invisible obviously but I'll do my best..

A brisk morning had arrived and with it, the sounds of jets in the air. The mansion seemed quiet today, and nothing of importance was happening today.. just another struggle to find something to do as always.

It had been a while since Prower had fallen through the skylights and no one had heard much from him after Triv had taken him into his lab. Snype and Boris were on patrol, making sure no one had breached security and everything seemed alright until...

"I've done it! I've finally fucking done it!" Triv shouted as he ran down the hall.

"And just what the fuck did you do? Shit yourself?!" Boris shouted back as he ran towards the lab, Snype right behind him.

"Fuck you, I finally completed my project.. something I've working on for quite some time now." Triv stated as he hurried back to an operating table covered in a sheet.

"What did yo-" Snype stopped in mid sentence... as our beloved Prower woke up from under the sheet.

"Wh- where am I?" Tails said briefly before laying back down..

"Well, its me Triv.. you had an accident and we were afraid you wouldn't make it.. we didn't know what to do.. none of us did." Said Triv as he paced around the room..

"What kind of acci- wait a second.. something feels weird" Stated Prower as he brushed his hand across his face..

Looking down at his body Prower stated... "What the fuck am I?! What the fuck do you do you me you goddamn bastard! "

Snype and Boris were quick to restrain him, seeing him for the first time uncovered..

"Triv.... are you sure this was the only way?" Said Boris slowly...

"Yea, I mean, its cool and all but do you think everyone can deal with this?" Stated Snype in a calm tone.. "

As Prower calmed down, Snype and Boris released their grip from around his shoulders and let him up. Prower walked to the mirror to see his new self..

"Prower it was the only way I could save you... I hope you don't mind.. please understa-" Triv was cut short from Prower placing his hand over his mouth..

"Its alright... I think I could get used to what you did for me... thank you Triv... you're a great friend" Said Prower as he walked around, growing accustomed to his new body.

As Prower paced around the room Snype looked over at Boris and said... "How do you think everyone else will take Prower as being a human?"

*To be continued*

I didn't think it was too bad, remember I was not one of the great story writers from around here. So, what did everyone think? :/

It was all off the top of my head. :P

At 1/22/08 11:39 AM, Boris-4-U wrote:

Enough with the flattery, let's get straight to the sex.

This might be a weird question... but can I come with popcorn?

Schwing +1. I'll sig Snype thanks.

Yay!

I'm bored someone entertain me.

I would say a hilarious racist joke, but that would get me banned.

Eh, I'm invisible obviously but I'll do my best..

Who the hell just wrote this awesome little teaser for a storeh that I would surely like to read more of? I can't think of anyone. (Just kidding) But seriously, when did you confuse Prower with Tails? Lulz.

if the mafia crew is still going strong after 3-ish years, then its gotta be good. can i join please?

At 1/22/08 03:26 PM, joza1 wrote: if the mafia crew is still going strong after 3-ish years, then its gotta be good. can i join please?

To join you must have at least 50 intelligent posts. This doesn't mean looking through your posts to find the ones that qualify as intelligent ones. This means posting 50 brand new ones (that are intelligent). Example of an intelligent post:

"Great job on that picture you made. I just think that it just needs a little more effort to be considered magnificent. You need to work a little more on the shading of the subject and maybe redraw the background a little bit, and maybe harden the outline and features of the person. "

After you feel that you have completed this task, post back here to be reviewd by a capo.

Good luck.

Please remember that an intelligent post is at the very least two lines in length and is relevant to the topic the user is replying to. It must be helpful if it is critisism, and must have proper grammar. It should also have proper punctuation and should not use over-used terms such as "lol" "n00b" or leet-speak.

At 1/22/08 03:20 PM, Snype wrote: Who the hell just wrote this awesome little teaser for a storeh that I would surely like to read more of? I can't think of anyone. (Just kidding) But seriously, when did you confuse Prower with Tails? Lulz.

Haha, I forgot its not the same person. XD

For some reason I was thinking of TailsPrower and I got the two confused. I'll make sure it doesn't happen though when I write the whole thing. :P

So, where is everyone? Don't tell me we lost more members and all that! :(

I finally got a chance to come back and if everyone is gone then it sucks. :/

At 1/22/08 07:03 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote:

At 1/22/08 06:21 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: So, where is everyone? Don't tell me we lost more members and all that! :(

I finally got a chance to come back and if everyone is gone then it sucks. :/

Um, I don't think that's what's happening. It's more like a lot of us just don't have anything that we want to post. I haven't posted much in here, myself. That's the best explanation I can give you.

I know what you mean, the Mafia has had things like this happen before when people didn't really leave but just didn't know what to say when they came here. It probably will pick up soon though, I'm sure that if some new members were to join then things would be fine around here and more vets would come back as well too.

Its all good though, just gotta get some others to come around is all. :P