Farmers who engage in incest: 2 Stanley Cups. (Calgary, Dallas).
Minnesota Northstars OR Minnesota Wilds: 0 Stanley Cups.

Not bad for inbred mutants with decreased lung capacity? or one testicle, or internal bleeding problems.... no?

Calgary Flames one city, (28 years) vs... Minnesota (represents entire state ouch!) (34 years).

Calgary: city of inbred mutants of over 1 million people.
Dallas: City of inbred Mutants of 6 million people.... (15 years).
Minnesota an ENTIRE state in Central America (country).

Calgary Flames (28 years) (inbred cousin fuckers). achievements: Division Championships: 6 Stanley cups:1 Hart Trophies: 1 (2008 Iglina. I can see into the future), Vezina Trophy (Kiprusof), 2 Presidents trophies....Lester B. Pearson Award: 1 (Iglina, chosen to be the best by his peers), Conn Smyth Trophies 1, 6 consecutive away game streak (NHL record)....

Northstars: (26 years). 3 awards........ zero stanley cups, TWO Division Championships, did I mention ZERO Stanley Cups. I think I did.

Wilds: (8 years):.... zero Stanley Cups. ZERO Division Championships, Did I mention ZERO Stanley Cups I think I did.... positive awards: William M. Jennings Trophy (Vezina lite)......

Dallas Stars (inbred cousin fuckers): Similar awards as Calgary sans Vezina trophy.

Calgary Flames one city, (28 years) vs... Minnesota Wilds and North Stars (represents entire state
ouch!) (34 years). The Dallas Stars (15 year old team).

Maybe there is something to us Cousin fuckers as you put it. That make us so strong, so powerful and so great, that we managed to defeat an entire STATE, with just our cities. (as the team represents the entire state), in such a short amount of time. Hell Dallas won AFTER they left you guys.

Have you got anymore "Hockey trivia" challenges for me? "Mr Hockey"?

At 1/21/08 11:09 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: And so what if I'm just a bandwagon jumper. I still like them. I'm still on the bandwagon. Besides.... you just told me that I'm a delusional fanboy.... a bandwagon jumper is a fake fan.... which is it?

I think you really have no idea what a fanboy is, and it's adorable really, I mean, you're just learning the language. I can't really blame you for that.

A fanboy IS a fake fan. Somebody who only likes something for the sake of liking it, as opposed to knowing anything about it, or the other options.

At 1/21/08 11:25 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: at least I'm not a drunk (alcohol Connoisseur) as you put in your profile so there!!!!!!! I'm a clean mouthed man. (With the exception of a few F's here and there). Is that why you're so angry.... perhaps if you stopped drinking you would be less of a irritable person.

LOL

Throw on a few more exclamation marks, you sure got me there! Boy is that embarrassing. I guess i'm an alcoholic... ahaha

About second sibling incest.... there are many cultures where this is practiced. There is nothing you can say to upset me.

Erm... I never mentioned sibling incest. Anywhere. But if you're in to sister fucking... that's cool man I mean, you'll fit right in to Newgrounds.

So why are you so angry my friend?

Because you're so full of shit it ceases to be funny. It's just depressing.

why are you so prejudiced my son?

Against you? Purely because you're an idiot.

Do you hate ALL handicapped people?

Only the completely ignorant ones. But I guess that extends to ALL people.

do you hate all incestrious people living in country suburbs?

Yes

do you hate ALL Asians?

Most of my friends are asian

At 1/21/08 11:28 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: and produce much of America's beef cattle

Border is closed. No you don't.

At 1/21/08 11:35 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: see incest is a very good thing.

Uhhh

At 1/22/08 12:02 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: (Calgary, Dallas).
Minnesota Northstars

Dallas IS the Minnesota Northstars.

At 1/22/08 12:28 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Have you got anymore "Hockey trivia" challenges for me? "Mr Hockey"?

Yea, there's plenty of stuff you can read and cite on wikipedia. Assuming you can read well enough, because I'm not sure where you get a lot of your facts, but obviously there's some sort of disconnect somewhere.

And did you seriously just sextuple post, preceded by a quadruple post? Your profile says you're 30, don't you have a wife? Kids? Some kind of life? You went off on several tangents about how much you enjoy incest, and several more about your man crush on Johnny "Diep", or however badly you spelled Depp. Kindddda creepy, bud

Responding to you gave me no satisfaction whatsoever. It's kind of like, playing games with a mentally challenged child. You really just want to let them win, but then you realize that they'll think they're winning regardless of what happens. I hate arguing with the bottom of the gene pool of intelligence, it kind of makes me feel dirty. And in the end, beating someone who is mentally challenged in mind games is more of... an anti-achievement then something to be proud of.

At 1/19/08 05:47 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Ha ha ha Who is this Dream of Duke. Cooper, already compared me to Dream of Duke. Aww it's all in good fun. That's what makes us who we are.

Well, the only thing that separates them is that HKE isn't supplying us with in-game updates.

Hockey fans, fans of teeth and blood on the ice.

Slapshot FTW!

Anyway, the Avs have been playing some decent Hockey of late. Maybe I should have traded my players earlier :P

Theodore is putting together his best streak since joining the Denver club and although Paul Stastny is sidelined after having his appendix removed, we're getting production from most players, which is encouraging to hear.

Nashville comes to town tonight, let's see if we can keep ourselves in contention at the top of the division, as the Wild will probably beat the Flames tonight, knowing my luck.

At 1/22/08 08:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 1/19/08 05:47 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Ha ha ha Who is this Dream of Duke. Cooper, already compared me to Dream of Duke. Aww it's all in good fun. That's what makes us who we are.

Well, the only thing that separates them is that HKE isn't supplying us with in-game updates.

Also that DoD is moderately more successful at spelling the names of players (Iglina? Kiprusof?)

At 1/22/08 12:28 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Minnesota an ENTIRE state in Central America (country).

Central America, as opposed to central America. Kind of a big difference.

Also, wtf is the argument there, that Minnesota named their team as the Minnesota Wild over the Minneapolis-St. Paul Wild? What sounds better to you?

Do us the favor of not huffing as much of the stuff in these bottles, alright lacquer head?

also, Isles suck, can't hold a lead anymore, DiPietro grr blah blah blah; the usual. At least there's another game on tonight, and I have my lucky Isles boxers on to boot.

Edmonton Lost To Tampa Bay 4-3 who was on a losing home skid.

don't rub it in you.....

At 1/23/08 07:59 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Edmonton Lost To Tampa Bay 4-3 who was on a losing home skid.

Well, at least you can score goals. Colorado was shut out by the Predators last night 4-0. We need to rediscover that fighting spirit and make a firm push, to give Joe Sakic, Ryan Smyth and Paul Stastny something to come back to.

We still ahve a playoff dream - it could be as divisional winners, it could be facing said divisional winners, as 6th or 7th seeds. Playoff Hockey must remain the first goal, that's for certain

My TV screen is covered in a thin layer of sticky sticky semen after last night's massive rape of Carolina. 3 shorthanders and six total goals? unasdjfgnnnnngggghhhhh

EDM won 4-3 SO over FLA!

Yeah it was an interesting game. Sheldon Souray left the game with an shoulder injury for like the millionth time this season. He needs to become tough like that hard slap shot of his.

At 1/23/08 06:37 PM, Dick-Dastardly wrote: My TV screen is covered in a thin layer of sticky sticky semen after last night's massive rape of Carolina. 3 shorthanders and six total goals? unasdjfgnnnnngggghhhhh

Well, at least once it's dried, you should be able to peel it off easily enough, taking all of the dust with it as well :P

Boy do I want that third goal back from Minnesota as much as Jose does. Tough break. If we'd have kept that out and had Hejduk's goal allowed, we'd have been the 3-2 winners instead.

Minnesota are lights out after 2 periods when they have the lead. 20-0-0 this season with a lead carried into the 3rd period. Niklas Backstrom is 25-0 in that situation for his career, so he's a big factor in that.

8th in ther West at the All-Star break. Having no all stars, due to Stastny's injury means that we can all take a break from the hockey for a few days and recover a few minor injuries. We need to start after the break fast and climb the ladder in this highly competitive division.

Columbus are breathing down our necks, as Pascal Leclaire earned his league leading 8th shutout. Undoubtedly a career year for the young netminder, but he's keeping the Jackets in with a real chance of playoff hockey this term.

NHL All-Star Skills Goes To The Eastern Conference 9-6 !

It was pretty cool! Chara is still the defending Hardest Slap Shot Champion!

I think tomorrow the All-Star Game goes to the Western Conference though. I mean c'mon Evgeni Nabokov!

That skills comp was a pretty big joke.

And the fans look only mildly interested by the prospect of hockey.

At 1/21/08 11:35 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: (part 2). What's the difference between A Bra size for Calgary or wilds..... Calgary has A-cup.

Meaning the Wilds are still a flat chested broad. Better for Calgary to be a small chested one breasted freak. than no cups for The Northstars or Wilds.

May this trend never be broken. amen. I seem to be seeing the Stars playing better in Dallas.... where other cousin fuckers live...... see incest is a very good thing. Too bad you're too prejudiced to participate.

For a trivia guy, you sure know all your hockey teams, especially the Minnesota WILD (not Wilds

lol, Teemu.

Talk about a raping team. Ducks for the repeat in '08?

I mean...that's a pretty solid top two lines...Kunitz-Getzlaf-Selanne, Moen-Carter-Perry; though I would assume that they'll consider moving Bertuzzi to 2nd line LW instead of 3rd line RW, since he'd be an upgrade over Travis Moen, or bump up Doug Weight (is he really on the 4th line?) to line 2 winger.

At 1/28/08 06:28 PM, Buddhist wrote: Talk about a raping team. Ducks for the repeat in '08?

Hahaha, nah

Assuming the Wings solve the whole playoff stigma, they're pretty much New England Patriot'ing the NHL.

At 1/27/08 07:09 PM, Tluck-Person wrote:

At 1/21/08 11:35 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

For a trivia guy, you sure know all your hockey teams, especially the Minnesota WILD (not Wilds

>>> But silly, Wild is singular. There are many players on the Minnesota Wild, so therefore I call them Wilds, to indicate plural.

At 1/28/08 06:28 PM, Buddhist wrote: lol, Teemu.

Talk about a raping team. Ducks for the repeat in '08?

I mean...that's a pretty solid top two lines...Kunitz-Getzlaf-Selanne, Moen-Carter-Perry; though I would assume that they'll consider moving Bertuzzi to 2nd line LW instead of 3rd line RW, since he'd be an upgrade over Travis Moen, or bump up Doug Weight (is he really on the 4th line?) to line 2 winger.

..lolwut?

The ducks lines are
Perry-Getzlaf-Bert
Kunitz-Weight-Selanne (I assume)
then a shutdown line, usually moen, shitty niedermayer, and pahlsson
and the fourth line is exclusively goons. and marchant,

Also, hongkong: they are the minnesota WILD. Don't make any excuse or stupid justification. They are the wild. Not the wilds. Not ever.

Eastern Conference Beats Western 8-7!

Ok i said Western would win which i was wrong but i said Nabokov would be solid and which he was in the second period. Eastern won because of Osgood and Legace. If Luongo was there, Complete different story.

Yes yes I know they're the Wild.. but it would make so much more sense if they were the Wilds.

take other main noun names... like Ducks, or Sabers, or Flames heh heh heh, or Oilers, or Kings.
It just doesn't sound right if they are the Anaheim Duck (what are they some sort of Immigrant from Hong Kong). or Buffalo Saber, or Calgary Flame, or Edmonton Oiler, or Los Angeles King......

At 1/29/08 12:19 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Yes yes I know they're the Wild.. but it would make so much more sense if they were the Wilds.

No, that makes no sense whatsoever.

To anyone that can speak English, that is

(what are they some sort of Immigrant from Hong Kong).

I was thinking the same thing..

At 1/29/08 12:19 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Yes yes I know they're the Wild.. but it would make so much more sense if they were the Wilds.

take other main noun names... like Ducks, or Sabers, or Flames heh heh heh, or Oilers, or Kings.
It just doesn't sound right if they are the Anaheim Duck (what are they some sort of Immigrant from Hong Kong). or Buffalo Saber, or Calgary Flame, or Edmonton Oiler, or Los Angeles King......

actually, the term 'Wilds' is an intransitive verb. The term 'Wild', however, is a noun.

But you don't speak english, so I forgive you for the error.

racist.

(what are they some sort of Immigrant from Hong Kong).

I was thinking the same thing..

>>> What's wrong... you don't like Chinese people? I feel bad for your ignorant myopia. I feel sorry for you Americans, live in ignorance, and have to base judgements on skin tone.

At 1/29/08 01:24 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: racist.

Holy shit you are the stupidest person i've ever seen.

At 1/26/08 10:29 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: It was pretty cool! Chara is still the defending Hardest Slap Shot Champion!

Charra should have the hardest shot - being the tallest skater in the NHL at 6'10, he's got Physics behind him!

At 1/28/08 07:03 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: >>> But silly, Wild is singular. There are many players on the Minnesota Wild, so therefore I call them Wilds, to indicate plural.

Then why do people refer to 'them' as the Minnesota 'Wild' The word wild is both singular and plural.

At 1/29/08 01:29 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: >>> What's wrong... you don't like Chinese people? I feel bad for your ignorant myopia. I feel sorry for you Americans, live in ignorance, and have to base judgements on skin tone.

I feel sorry for people like you, who assume that because their skin colour isn't white (It isn't, is it?), that they cannot somehow be racist. The statement that I have quoted above from you is inherently racist. Slagging off Americans because of where they are from is Xenophobic, but Xenophobia is akin to racism.

Just because you can't grasp the fact that some English words are both singular and plural at the same time.

Trust me on this one, I'm English and as such, I know my language best.

At 1/29/08 02:45 AM, Risterajas wrote:

At 1/29/08 01:24 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: racist.

Holy shit you are the stupidest person i've ever seen.

Holy shit you are the most racist person I have ever met.

I feel sorry for people like you, who assume that because their skin colour isn't white (It isn't, is it?), that they cannot somehow be racist. The statement that I have quoted above from you is inherently racist. Slagging off Americans because of where they are from is Xenophobic, but Xenophobia is akin to racism.

Just because you can't grasp the fact that some English words are both singular and plural at the same time.

Trust me on this one, I'm English and as such, I know my language best.

>>> Then Cooper you should become an ESL teacher. we uneducated Chinese need instruction in your language. You can earn as much as 10,000 a month, and living expenses are very cheap. You can make a pretty penny. If you have a degree in any academic field, you can become an ESL teacher. I'm not kidding Cooper. There is as you Caucasians say, mad cash out there. It is not uncommon for students to even pay off their student loans in one year.

In addendum, if you teach in Taiwan, you can play "fuzzy math" with your taxes, because the Taiwanese government doesn't want to achieve statehood, (in fear of nuclear Armegeddon), and as such bonified nations, don't recognize the Island as a nation, and thus has no dual tax agreement with them..... high pay, no taxes, I'll let you draw the conclusions.

So I ask you Cooper, or anyone else here who seems to be Honour Magna Cum Laudes' of Grammar School. Why are you being foolish and not teaching ESL. There is buckets of money to be made.

Anyhow, I don't see how English grammar has anything to do with hockey. Perhaps you people confuse these subjects? hmmmmm?

At 1/29/08 03:56 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Anyhow, I don't see how English grammar has anything to do with hockey. Perhaps you people confuse these subjects? hmmmmm?

English grammar is important anywhere on this site, because it causes for clearness of statements, and you won't get flamed as much for using words like 'Wilds'.

However, I think we should hop off the hongkongexpress here, and jump right onto the "Ducks for the Cup in '08" bandwagon. Teemu's finally got his head on straight...

Excellent. We're back on topic! Hockey,not Grammar. Way to go Tluck! See everyone Mr. Tluck has the concept!

I don't want to Ducks to win it again.

I want San Jose.

C'mon Evgeni Nabokov, Joe Thorton, Jonathan Cheecho!