At 1/17/08 05:58 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: we still won.

Pfft, you know shit all about hockey

Standings are all that matter, and we're still ahead, even with games in hand.

>>> Speaking of standings....... 3 (Flames)is ahead of 6..... (Wilds).... ps.... We still won!

At 1/19/08 12:31 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: where are you my Dear Soldier boy?? my you're quiet tonight. ha ha ha. See this is what happens when you like the oilers. They fall into black oil and turn all black, then the Flames set them all fire, then they're all charred, with cartoon eyes blinking.... again more dark.... kekekekekekekekekekeke

i was putting a paper bag on top of head so no one knew i like the oilers last night. When i heard the flames won 6-1 over the kings i told myself "the refs didn't do a good job last night".

haha

man, hongkongexpress is like the Dream-of-Duke of the Hockey Fan Club thread.

4 double-posts and a quintuplet post, that's ridiculous. calm it down, sassypants.

aWE come on guyStill. You knoWON I don't really mean it, that WE're all Friendstill here, and I dWon't mean all this Trash talk.......

PS We still won! meow! Say the Flames play the Wild's on tuesday I think right? The Flames will win again, and then I can Legally say we still won (not a shootout win).

Ha ha ha Who is this Dream of Duke. Cooper, already compared me to Dream of Duke. Aww it's all in good fun. That's what makes us who we are. Hockey fans, fans of teeth and blood on the ice. How I long for the days of crazy checks or the ramming of the net. or the freaked out Referee jumping in terrified fear of the two players burling down on him at Mach 5. (although planes can go faster than Mach 5....., it's still a good cartoon).

i was putting a paper bag on top of head so no one knew i like the oilers last night. When i heard the flames won 6-1 over the kings i told myself "the refs didn't do a good job last night".

ACtually Kipper played very very well. I though that he was going to get a shut out. I guess with Cujo (Curtis Joseph?), riding his coat tails. He wanted to send a clear message! "Get comfortable on the bench Cujo". Either way. I'm glad Kiprusof is back! these last games he sucked, and looked very sad slumping off the ice. You know the mask down and the pads down! But tonight, somehow he was animated again. If he continues to be animated then The Venzela (sp) Trophey is his! hopefully he proves that his Candy makes him Dandy (Dandy=some crazy crazy save!). Like LA actually had lots of crazy chances to score. But Kipper defied the laws of physical natural science. (Sort of like that insane Ovechkin score, where he was behind the net, yet he somehow hooked the stick around the puck at the last moment

The flames are overrated at this juncture, and everyone chasing them has games in hand.
Not to mention how horrible they're going to be the next few years.

Just calm down, kid.

one can never calm down..... It's not allowed for the true fan. you are a fan are you not son?

excellent the Canucks lose tonight, solidifying Calgary's stance on first. Calgary must climb higher and bring justice against those Oilers.

At 1/20/08 02:33 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: excellent the Canucks lose tonight, solidifying Calgary's stance on first. Calgary must climb higher and bring justice against those Oilers.

The Oilers Are Already Last, How Far Do You Want Them To Go Down!?!?

I want them to go even lower. so low that they can never rise to second last place. Muwhahahahahaahhahaahhahahhhah.

Pfft, Flames are a joke. They have twelve players that equal 38 million dollars in salary alone next season, and they don't even have their core signed. Huselius, Phaneuf and Langkow will all hit the FA's list next season if they don't sign them quickly, and each one will probably want a minimum of 3.5 mill.

I'd just give up, strip the team down and Pittsburgh Penguin that shit for five years or so. Somebody has to get Tavaras..

At 1/19/08 05:58 PM, hongkongexpress wrote::

ACtually Kipper played very very well.

Flames have to suck knowing they signed Curtis Joseph. Now they'll suck even more!

Cujo is an idiot.

At 1/20/08 11:50 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Cujo is an idiot.

he sure is.

on lighter note. The Flames will defeat the Wilds, in regular game time. and secure 1st place. Because I know the psychology of the Flames. They might not have the best hockey phenom skills, but they believe.. It's the work ethic that drives Kiprusof. Hopefully they can contiune this winning trend.

in other sports news. Can the New England Patriots end their year with a perfect record? or will the New York Giants (who won by a fluke). defeat them? I'm not a fan of football, but I am a fan of watching weird games. And this is very very weird......

Like I know the Flames suck, and their players are aging. Like looking at Inglina's forhead tells me that he has about 5-10 years left in Hockey. Maybe 1 more Olympics, and they were dead last in the 90s. So I never really payed much attention to hockey. But 2004. They made it all the way. Weird. It's the heart I'm looking for. watching games that make games watchable. Like one could watch a bunch of over paided dudes play and know who wins. But with the Flames. It's like watching a funny sports comedy, where a sucky team somehow magically makes it through..... in a crazy and random way.

Now the Dallas Stars. wow they're like invincible. or the Sharks. A great team. They deserve to be up there.

At 1/21/08 04:36 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

. or the Sharks. A great team. They deserve to be up there.

"The Sharks Will Win The Stanley Cup" Says The Whole World

I agree with the world, don't you?

At 1/21/08 04:52 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: "The Sharks Will Win The Stanley Cup" Says The Whole World

I agree with the world, don't you?

Nah, Red Wings or Ducks; maybe the Sens if they can get Heatley and Alfie healthy, sort out their goaltending issues, and keep Spezza from dying.

At 1/21/08 05:17 PM, Dick-Dastardly wrote:

At 1/21/08 04:52 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: "The Sharks Will Win The Stanley Cup" Says The Whole World

I agree with the world, don't you?

Nah, Red Wings or Ducks; maybe the Sens if they can get Heatley and Alfie healthy, sort out their goaltending issues, and keep Spezza from dying.

Urgg... i've always the sens and that top line and their crappy goal-tending.

Brain Murphy should trade there goal-tending. He's idiot. Why promote him to GM? Demote him back to AHL .

The ducks i don't like especially knowing that Brian Burke is GM.

Wings, yeah they should win but they keep getting eliminated, poor wings.

At 1/21/08 05:23 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

Nah, Red Wings or Ducks; maybe the Sens if they can get Heatley and Alfie healthy, sort out their goaltending issues, and keep Spezza from dying.

Urgg... i've always the sens and that top line and their crappy goal-tending.

Whoops, i meant to say always hated the sens.

So first, you talked about how amazing the Flames were until we started insulting them, and now you claim that they're old and "sucky"?

Then you admitted that you only hopped on the bandwagon because of 04? And you spelled Iginla's name horribly wrong?

Is English your second language or are you just a complete poser bandwagon hopping moron?

fuck yourself. I have never insulted you as a person.

Raj, first of all. You missed the entire point of my rant. I mentioned the Flames are old, sucky, and that I've jumped onto the bandwagon in 04. But they play with HEART. That's what I miss from the "Good ol hockey game" (you have to be Canadian, to appreciate these things). Hockey used to be played with passion, with Mavrickness. Example the Oilers, were a team owned by an entreprenure, Peter Pocklington, who didn't have the money to pay them the 150 Million like say Ovechikin had. Yet, they managed to win 5 Stanley cups. Because they played with heart. With Excitement.

They make a game animated. how else can I explain this to you? The Flames are the only team that's not bazilllion dollars rich. Calgary is a very small city. But people just go crazy and fall in love with the players. The team is full of PEOPLE. Falliable, fragile (as seen with Dion's constant cuts, or Iglina's wrinkled for head, or Lanny McDonald's frail body). But it's the blood, the warm human blood that flows through them. As they desperately try to win. And look through struggles they have climbed up.

It's sort of like how Hitler was obsessed with the Triump of the Will, but instead of making a society of workaholic industrialists, he decided to turn them into psycopathic murderers.

This is hockey, and...... our commentators have been around for ever. And use old hockey terms. like Dandies...

I don't know how else to get through to you son! The reason why I like the Flames. Besides my rabid hatred for Edmonton, is that Calgary doesnt' have the Ovechkins, or the Federovs... but they're like Chelleos . They play for the love of the game. the ability to get up from getting their hips knocked in a funny angle, and the ability of randomness of Kiprusof,

about English being my second language. you're a racist mother fucker. a low life unintelligent person if you have to play the race card. You can play the HK Express is a crazy fucker card, but no you have to pull out the race card. Do you also go to Clan rallies? do you hate blacks as well? The Oilers had a Black Goalie. Iglina is black... Chelleos is Greek. do you have problems with their ethinicity?

Fuck yourself son. I come here, looking to play mind games with fellow hockey fans, because THAT'S what we do. and you have to come in playing the race card.

You know Darksoldier, realistically speaking the Sharks will win... Maybe the Stars, but Calgary does have a good chance.. they're 3rd so far. I'd love for them to win however. the Wilds certainly won't opps spoke too soon. The Flames dropped to the 6th oh well it was a good run..... Man is this going to be nailbitingly close. But I bet Cooper is happy, his Avs have earned top space..... the Avs were once my real favorite team the Nordiques, which won when they relocated.....

This was mentioned on Bon Cop Bad Cop. where these two cops track down this deranged hockey fan (more deranged that I am), who happened to be killing all the leading figures (ie Owners), of Canadian hockey teams to prevent them from relocating to the South....

Now then... How about them Pats!

oppps the Norqudies are not my favorite team. The Jets are.... Damn you Gary Doer. Only promise to bring back the Jets, to earn NDP votes. Well poo poo on the NDP, and Jack Layton. I'm voting Bloc Quebecois. oh yea they don't run out here in Alberta. Tabernac!!!

At 1/21/08 07:07 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Raj, first of all. You missed the entire point of my rant. I mentioned the Flames are old, sucky, and that I've jumped onto the bandwagon in 04.

Yes, I was also pointing that out to discredit your complete lack of knowledge

But they play with HEART. That's what I miss from the "Good ol hockey game"

What in the fuck are you talking about? Play with heart? Is the entire league a team full of Kovalchuk's and Samsanov's to you? How do you even GAUGE whether or not a team plays with heart?

(you have to be Canadian, to appreciate these things).

We live and breathe hockey here in Minnesota far more than the prairie-farming cousin-fuckers in Alberta.

Hockey used to be played with passion,

Do you often fall bait to the news media stating hockey isn't played with passion anymore? It's more passionate than it ever was, not that you'd know, you only started watching in 04

with Mavrickness.

Thaaaat is not a word

Example the Oilers, were a team owned by an entreprenure, Peter Pocklington, who didn't have the money to pay them the 150 Million like say Ovechikin had. Yet, they managed to win 5 Stanley cups. Because they played with heart. With Excitement.

Most team owners are entrepreneurs, that's why they're team owners. You know, they own franchises? And of course they didn't have that kind of money back then, because hockey salaries weren't shit in the 80's. They didn't win because they played with heart, they won five cups because they had by far the most ridiculously over-talented squad in the entire decade. Far outpowering even the early Islanders.

They make a game animated. how else can I explain this to you? The Flames are the only team that's not bazilllion dollars rich.

The Flames are actually in the middle ground when it comes to franchise wealth, no where NEAR the bottom. And no teams are a bazillion dollars rich with profit sharing anyways.

Calgary is a very small city. But people just go crazy and fall in love with the players.

???

What the fuck are you talking about? Calgary, by area, is larger than Toronto, and by population is the third largest city in your entire country with well over 1,000,000 residents.

The team is full of PEOPLE. Falliable, fragile (as seen with Dion's constant cuts, or Iglina's wrinkled for head, or Lanny McDonald's frail body). But it's the blood, the warm human blood that flows through them. As they desperately try to win. And look through struggles they have climbed up.

.... did you get this from some shitty inspirational sports movie? Because this sounds absolutely nothing like any hockey team I know, nevermind the Flames.

It's sort of like how Hitler was obsessed with the Triump of the Will, but instead of making a society of workaholic industrialists, he decided to turn them into psycopathic murderers.

aaaand you just lovingly compared the Flamers with Hitler. Gotcha.

This is hockey, and...... our commentators have been around for ever. And use old hockey terms. like Dandies...

Roger Millions is one of the worst commentators in the entire league, and has in no way "been around forever".

I don't know how else to get through to you son! The reason why I like the Flames. Besides my rabid hatred for Edmonton, is that Calgary doesnt' have the Ovechkins, or the Federovs... but they're like Chelleos . They play for the love of the game. the ability to get up from getting their hips knocked in a funny angle, and the ability of randomness of Kiprusof,

Riggght

about English being my second language. you're a racist mother fucker. a low life unintelligent person if you have to play the race card. You can play the HK Express is a crazy fucker card, but no you have to pull out the race card. Do you also go to Clan rallies? do you hate blacks as well? The Oilers had a Black Goalie. Iglina is black... Chelleos is Greek. do you have problems with their ethinicity?

I honestly have no idea what ethnicity you are, at all, but I figured since you speak like a moron you might actually have some sort of valid excuse, instead of actually just being retarded.

Or you might be both.

Fuck yourself son. I come here, looking to play mind games with fellow hockey fans, because THAT'S what we do. and you have to come in playing the race card.

You know, at first I thought you were just some slightly delusional fanboy. But judging by everything you just wrote, I realized that you are completely, utterly, full of shit. You know absolutely nothing about hockey nor the lifestyle that surrounds it, and every single fact you try to cite is either completely wrong or completely asinine. You talk about the "good old days", when you've only been watching for less than four years.

If you're going to spout useless facts and nonsense, you might want to make sure that it's even remotely true. All you've done is proven how little you know.

Go watch something simple like soccer. You might be able to actually grasp what goes on.

why are you so angry son? Did your girlfriend refuse to suck your pussy is that is? lol!

I like Soccor actually. It's a great sport. Now then why don't you stop being such an American Douche bag. And go do something productive for your country. Perhaps that's why us Cousin Fuckers as you put it, has managed to raise the Canadian dollar over the Loonie.

And what's wrong with being a fan? There are many other things I am also fanboy of. Take for instance Johnny Deip's ass. I seen a classic movie with him in some hotel, it's called Private Resort. Man what a body.....

I am also a fan of Gears of War, and other Video games..... what are you a fan of, besides the Failed Wilds (who btw are less than the flames still). stop cheering for teams that would lose. Perhaps that is your problem son.

I'm a fanboy of the entertainment world, and what male isn't? What do you do with your spare time? besides drink as your profile indicates. hmmmmm ;)

There is nothing that you can say to upset me. I actually jerk off to whiny angsty emotionally unbalanced people like you...

And so what if I'm just a bandwagon jumper. I still like them. I'm still on the bandwagon. Besides.... you just told me that I'm a delusional fanboy.... a bandwagon jumper is a fake fan.... which is it? what will you finally classify me as? a gook who can't spell, a psycotic Ffanboy, or a cousin fucking redneck? can you make up your mind?

at least I'm not a drunk (alcohol Connoisseur) as you put in your profile so there!!!!!!! I'm a clean mouthed man. (With the exception of a few F's here and there). Is that why you're so angry.... perhaps if you stopped drinking you would be less of a irritable person.

About second sibling incest.... there are many cultures where this is practiced. There is nothing you can say to upset me. With modern Genetics, we can also remove such defects that arise from such couples.

Sports inspirational movies..... I like them, the majority of Americans like them...... and they're funny. I'm a movie fanboy.... A great sport movie is Ladybugs, starying Rodney Dangerfield, or Oddballs, a baseball one. Or anygiven Sunday. That is so funny.... I love the football now. What are some of your favorite movies Raisarajas? (or however your name is spelt). There was a hiliarious one, about kick boxing, a comedy with Steven Chow (from Hong Kong hustle). Rocky, not Rocky Balboa, the new one. The old Rocky movies. Man The Big Russian dude... Don't you just love Eye of the Tiger. Da Da DA DAaaaa Da Da DAaaa Da DA daaaaaaaaaaaa dun da da daaaaaaaaa da da daaaaaaa dun dun dun da da daaaaaaaaaaaa.

So why are you so angry my friend? why are you so prejudiced my son? This is not the way to inner peace. Do you hate ALL handicapped people? do you hate all incestrious people living in country suburbs? do you hate ALL Asians?

Man please say something angry and rabid. This is too much fun!

about Alberta being a Parririe of farmers who fuck cousins as you put it. Why then is America investing so much intrest in it? could it be, that we have the 2nd largest oil field, and produce much of America's beef cattle (well before the Brazillians got in on this)..... nah that can't be it can it? I mean America is such friends with Saudi Arabia. why so much that they literarly love Americans to PIECES!

Hey R,

I got a joke for you.... It's a variation of the joke Edmonton uses on Calgary. What's the difference between a bra and Calgary? (part 1). A: A Bra has two cups.

(part 2). What's the difference between A Bra size for Calgary or wilds..... Calgary has A-cup.

Meaning the Wilds are still a flat chested broad. Better for Calgary to be a small chested one breasted freak. than no cups for The Northstars or Wilds.

May this trend never be broken. amen. I seem to be seeing the Stars playing better in Dallas.... where other cousin fuckers live...... see incest is a very good thing. Too bad you're too prejudiced to participate.