Man were the oilers fast and agressive, they were like killer bees. Like Mosquitoes! Like Killer Bees who had sex with Mosquitoes to have Killer Beemosquitoe Children.

And the Flames. The old 80 year old bee keepers.... My solution. Cancel all contracts with players. And promote Calgary Hitmen who have a 7 game losing streak to the Flames! The Flames acted like this was a PLAYOFF GAME lol!

That's the thing about Calgary. Ever since they went corporate a few years ago. The City has become slothful and spoiled. Hard Work ethic goes out the window, Workers come to worked stoned out of their minds and or drunk. I worked in a car shop where the boys just got baked on weed, on Break Cleaner.... drunk.... And they fired me...... because I *gasp* worked!

Dude, what are you huffing?

At 1/14/08 06:29 PM, Dick-Dastardly wrote: Dude, what are you huffing?

We don't know, nor will we ever know, sadly.

Wow, the Avs won two games straight. I'd better stop being such a pessimist :P

Not that we're going to win the Stanley Cup without Smyth or Sakic this year, but we've got to get some damage limitation in, while they are out. Stastny is getting some good chances to lead the team, even though it looks like Marek Svatos has stepped it up the most.

Though that being said, Svatos doesn't seem to know how to create goals, with 2 assists on the whole season.

At 1/14/08 06:29 PM, Dick-Dastardly wrote: Dude, what are you huffing?

>>> Your mother's panties.

3-0 for a 3 game losing streak?!?!?!?!?!? what the flaming fuck is going on with those Flames!?!!?!?!

Wow, Jose Theodore managed to get a Shutout last night, as the Avs sought to claw their way back into decent playoff contention.

It was his 24th career shutout - his first as an Avalanche player and his first since 2004, when he had 6. I know he's now improved to a winning record, something else he's never finished a season in an Avs shirt with.

Who is Colorado's number 1 Goalie? Budaj (14-8; 2.63; .901) or Theodore (11-10; 2.59; .902) A difficult choice at the moment, provided that Theodore can keep up his momentum with the form he's shown recently.

Edmonton must lose the Caps tonight! They lost to the LA kings ha ha ha. LA kings.... meeeeeowwwww!

At 1/17/08 04:54 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Edmonton must lose the Caps tonight! They lost to the LA kings ha ha ha. LA kings.... meeeeeowwwww!

The caps are beating every high point team in the league now.

Crappy Alexander Ovechkin.

Him and his crappy moves.

The Flames won yesterday against the Wilds. They must defeat the Kings. Should be an easy win... They're the Kings after all.... So the Oilers must lose and the Flames must win.. And Inglina must get back on track. Maybe the Flames can crawl back up the Division leaders! ga ga ga........

speaking of Ovechkin. 15 year contract for multi millions of dollars..... that's going to cost Washington a pretty penny....so that's where their deficit went to. lol.

At 1/17/08 04:56 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: The Flames won yesterday against the Wilds. They must defeat the Kings. Should be an easy win... They're the Kings after all.... So the Oilers must lose and the Flames must win.. And Inglina must get back on track. Maybe the Flames can crawl back up the Division leaders! ga ga ga........

How are the flames going to win with the crappiest goalie in net (Curtis Joseph).

You can't expect to win anything with him.

Keegan is an asshole for doing that to Kiprusof. Kippy looks so sad getting off the ice, when he's called off. But, still this should teach him a lesson to get his head back into the game. Like he's been making really shitty mistakes lately..... But still... he looks so sad. Who knows. maybe a miracle.

The Flames won yesterday against the Wilds. They must defeat the Kings. Should be an easy win... They're the Kings after all.... So the Oilers must lose and the Flames must win.. And Inglina must get back on track. Maybe the Flames can crawl back up the Division leaders! ga ga ga........

At 1/17/08 05:26 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: The Flames won yesterday against the Wilds. They must defeat the Kings. Should be an easy win... They're the Kings after all.... So the Oilers must lose and the Flames must win.. And Inglina must get back on track. Maybe the Flames can crawl back up the Division leaders! ga ga ga........

Flamers just got lucky we missed so many good chances, plus that bullshit call in OT where we should've got a penalty shot, at least.

we still won.

But we can all agree that, Ovichkin should have been clotheslined by the cop that he circled around and around while riding a Sagway right?

At 1/17/08 05:58 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: we still won.

Pfft, you know shit all about hockey

At 1/17/08 06:01 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Ovichkin

I rest my case

Sabres are winless in last 10. Let's place bets on how long the winless streak goes.

At 1/17/08 06:50 PM, Risterajas wrote:

At 1/17/08 05:58 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: we still won.

Pfft, you know shit all about hockey

complain all you want son. We still won.

At 1/17/08 08:10 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

At 1/17/08 06:50 PM, Risterajas wrote:

At 1/17/08 05:58 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: we still won.

Pfft, you know shit all about hockey

complain all you want son. We still won.

one win and it was in a shootout.

Big Deal.

At 1/17/08 08:10 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

At 1/17/08 06:50 PM, Risterajas wrote:

At 1/17/08 05:58 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: we still won.

Pfft, you know shit all about hockey

complain all you want son. We still won.

Standings are all that matter, and we're still ahead, even with games in hand.

urgg.. EDM blew a 2-0 lead over the WAS

Its currently 4-3 CAPS.

DAMN YOU OVECHKIN!!!111!!!

Pfft, you know shit all about hockey

complain all you want son. We still won.

Standings are all that matter, and we're still ahead, even with games in hand.

>> So what we still won. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. You know I don't really hate you and that I'm just messing with your head in good fun right?

come one, who's up for making fun of goalies and their ripped testicles? (when they do their Gymnastic splits). Who's up for making fun of Leaf fans?

Ok how about Mr Magoo's vision problems. Mr Magoo is a cartoon about an old man with Cataracts, and Bifocals (that's near sighted and far sighted). And the referee Mick Magoo, seems to have similar problems. Let's make joke on Magoo's eyes.

I'll go first. Mr. Mick Magoo's eyes suck so bad, that he confused 7-11 for 9-11.

ha ha ha ha ha. We still won.

At 1/17/08 09:04 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: urgg.. EDM blew a 2-0 lead over the WAS

Its currently 4-3 CAPS.

DAMN YOU OVECHKIN!!!111!!!

>>> See don't you just wish that cop just stuck out his arm, and clotheslined Ovechkin whilst he was circling him (cop), while riding a segway?

one win and it was in a shootout.

Big Deal.

>> Butttttt the Oilers had a Shoot out LOSS. win= good lose= Senator J.J. Binks of Naboo.

Love is a burning thing.... and it makes a firery ring.... Bound by wild desire.... I (Oilers), fell into a burning ring of fire! the ring of fireeeeee oh the ring of fireeeeeeeeee. *Mariachi trumpet solo*........

6-1 Hatrick! game for the Flames, with Kippersof playing a great game!

The Oilers.... 7-2.... oh well look at it this way, at least they scored more than the Kings......

where are you my Dear Soldier boy?? my you're quiet tonight. ha ha ha. See this is what happens when you like the oilers. They fall into black oil and turn all black, then the Flames set them all fire, then they're all charred, with cartoon eyes blinking.... again more dark.... kekekekekekekekekekeke

Maaaaaan you're a fanboy

Get over yourself

At 1/17/08 07:04 PM, Tluck-Person wrote: Sabres are winless in last 10. Let's place bets on how long the winless streak goes.

Atl 1-10 Buf

Says it all really doesn't it?

Derek Roy, one of the few stars left on the team that went to the Finals last season scored a hat trick and Ryan Miller, the other big name in the team made 23 Saves.

Up and coming youngster Drew Stafford scored a hat trick as well in the effort, leaving him on course to have career highs in Goals, Assists and Points.

The Avs settled down into a 5 game home stand with an overtime loss. Unfortunately for us, but fortunately for my Fantasy Team, Patrick Lalime is playing out of his skin, trying to secure the number 1 slot in Chicago as the trade winds build up around the Bulin Wall. The rumour is that Khabibulin could head back to Tampa, where he backstopped them to their only Championship.

Could be a good move for both teams, as the Lighnign have two good backup tenders, but neither one is particularly adept at holding the number one slot yet. A few seasons for each man under the guidance of Lalime and Khabibulin would help both players develop into reasonable net minders.

At 1/19/08 02:35 AM, Risterajas wrote: Maaaaaan you're a fanboy

Get over yourself

We still won. And Fanboys rule! I'm also a fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, WoW, and have been mentally evaulated for my stalking of Johnny Deip.